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something-about-sunflowers · 2 years ago

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If they do bring back Calico Jack (I’m not hopeful but a bitch can dream lmfao) I hope they explain away his surviving with a 9 lives joke. I know the name ‘calico’ doesn’t come from actual cats but still. And I need Frenchie to be like ‘yeah makes perfect sense’.

#the dork is being a dork #calico jack #frenchie #legit tho its unreasonably funny to me for cj to survive ridiculously unsurvivable shit because he's got 9 lives #it also serves for angsty introspection too #what if the cannonball was his last extra life and now he's gotta take living seriously?#imma be honest i'm thinking of cjizzy here lmfao #izzy would be so stressed/upset if jack was on his last life #jack wouldn't tell him probably #wouldn't wanna worry him #(i'm ngl i'm like. obsessed with cjizzy rn)#(the nasty old man and the bitchy old man have bewitched me)#(1 izzy stan cj has me by the DICK)

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