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fingerlessfoxgloves · 3 years ago

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Peeble

Ann

BEN - BEN my friend BEM from BIDEO GAMES.

Brian

Clockwork - WOMAN MOMENT <3 <3 <3

EJ - guy who runs around in the wood lmao. I think he has a PhD??? NERD.

Fox - MY TAG XD this is where I put stuff that are mecore and super epic awesome smexxy (⊙ܫ⊙)

The Gardener

HABIT - TOp ten FREAKS I'm gonna HIT with my CAR!!!

Heart - that one rogue with the dogy!!

Jack - clowntime :3c

Jane

Jeff - hehe stinky. (⊙▽⊙)

Judge

Naomi - Da queen of Insanity!!

Nightshade - BESTIEEE

Nina - BESTIEEE x2combo

Rake - MY LIL MANNNN C'MERE AND LET ME PUT YOUR BALD ASS IN A SWEATER TEEHEE GONNA FEED HIM TREATSSS

Sally - BESTIEEE x3combo

Scarecrow

Seedeater

Silver - gamer boy!!! heehehe epic pwns <3

Sleepless - the Russian Sleep Experiment 0__0

Slender - my weird dad slendy. peepawcore!!

Smile - Dogy.jpg :3

Ted

Tim

Toby

User666

Virus - Toby's weird cousinfriend X-Virus :0 He's nice actually

Widemouth - my fwend :3c

Zalgo - >__<" LOSER!!

Zero

Places

The Academy - I hate school (ง◎‸◎)ง

Camp Creepy - Me n my FRENDS have set up an unofficial summercamp by the lake to feel a little normalcore!! we call it Camp Creepy <3

Cemetery

The Chapel - It kinda teleports around the Slender woodz :0 it looks like an old churh or watever, but there's no actual religious stuff in it besides like. pews.

Cityscapes

The Compound - Where Zalgo and his apostles live >__<

Fog

The Forest - THE SLENDER WOODS :D that's hwere I like to scurry. They surround the Slendermansion!

Gamescapes - Liek the virrutal worlds BEM and SIlver and Stuff hang out in :0 also a lot of us are EPIC GAMERZ and this kinda reminds me of dat 2 =w=

Hideaways

Home - The Slendermansion!! Most of us have our own room der, or live on cabins on the property :3 I get my onw room =w= YOU KNOW it's as big as Slendy needs it to be. Sometimes the layout shifts around a lot... I think iz like a part of him or something??

The Grounds - The places around Slendermansion and in the Slender Woods!! I LUV hanging out on the grounds x3

The Lab - sinister sperimentz happen here X3c

The Lake - Reminds me of Slender Lake (⓪ヘ⓪)

Missions - Pix that remind me of stakeouts and stalkings!! That pre-killing HI (✦‿‿✦)

Mountains

Outbacks

Overworld - Pix that remind me of me n my frenz outings to the humanworld!!

Portals

Suburbia

tedz cave

Travels - It actually takes bit of travles to get where we need to go in the overworld sometims :0 Slendy's portalz don't always drop us off just where we need to go =w= DAS OK THO Because I LUV <3 <3 roadtrips. Comemorating those feelz with this tags!!! Masky usually drives hehe

Underworld - Daz the Pastaverse/Pasta Dimension babeyyy. Pix that remind me of home (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Other

Apostles - THE #LAAAAME followers of ZALGO (loser!!)

Candle Cove

Cherry Koolaid - Um... iz not Koolaid (⊙_⊙ ) iz blood. Mmmm yummy!! hehe (＾་།＾)

Creatures - The creaturepastas!! And images that remind me of them. I lov those guys!! they just like me fr fr!!

Creepy Love

Gamerboyz - and girlz!! But like. Silver, BEN, Sonic.exe, that kinda peeps!!

Hanging In There - Reminds me of us hanging out X3

The Net - OKAY so a lot of us kinda use the internet (like how I have dis blog) and these posts n stuff remind me of us and our screentime (⓪ヘ⓪)

The News - Newspaper clippings, etc!

Other Pastas - Pastas I don't know!

Playlist

Pokepasta

Ponypasta

Proxywork - Reminds me of the stuff I see the proxies do!! Super spooooky hehe

Rogues - Jane, Liu, and the like who aren't apostles or proxies =w=

Tapes - Reminds me of those cool videos people make :0 Like Marble Hornets n stuff. SO COOOLLL!!!

Training

.txt - Reminds me of our texts and groupchats XD

Yipping - me talking :0 personal posts an musings n moar!!

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mysmegrace · 4 years ago

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TW: I read over your rules and I don't think I'm overstepping anything? If I am please feel free to tell me and decline the request! I didn't know if you did ships and I didn't know if r@pe comfort was too nsfw or if it would make you uncomfortable? If that's all ok, could I request Zen x jaehee fic/hcs where the setting is at a party and jaehee disappears for a while and Zen finds her in the middle of getting assaulted... How would he act in the moment? After it? And how would he react to her not wanting any sexual interactions with him and being insecure of her body for a while?

Again, if this makes you uncomfortable I'm so sorry! I'm a sucker for angst but I do know that r@pe comfort isn't for everyone to write!

hello~ i've never written from a certain ship before so i'm not sure how good at it i'll be, but i'll give it a shot lol. i wouldn't say you're overstepping my wishes, i just don't write vivid descriptions and lemons. i'm fine with writing this, thank you for being considerate.

tw: mentions and implications of r4pe, assault, drinking.

words: 1.3k

Please, Cry - Zen x Jaehee

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"it's just a party" he said.

"it would help to loosen up a bit" he said.

jaehee should've just listened to her gut, she thought, now surrounded by unfamiliar men. who were they? she couldn't tell. maybe it was the masks covering the lower half of their face or the alcohol blurring her vision, neither were invited right now.

these weren't the men zen had talked about earlier. he said they were respectful, polite men. he even went as far as to show her a picture of them beforehand, attempting to calm her nerves. though she would admit it worked, she could've sworn they weren't the same people.

their hair was styled to the side, excluding the one bald. none of them wore glasses. none of them were under 5'7. they couldn't possibly be the same.

did zen lie to her..? she worried all while attempting to fight back against their pushes and pulls all throughout her body. she had grown too weak. there was no use anymore.

she couldn't help but to give up, having the mentality to just accept it. her presence downstairs, or rather- lack thereof, didn't do unnoticed.

zen had been looking for her while the clock hit the quarter after mark. washroom breaks didn't take 25 minutes, he thought, continuing to search the house. yet after searching every corner and cabinet, he felt lost.

what if something happened to her? he couldn't help but jump to the worst scenarios. there was nowhere else to be searched, besides the upstairs bedroom- the one everyone was told explicitly to stay out of. had she ran off? was she not happy with him? did she get kidnapped?

nothing was looking good at this point. he needed to check the upstairs bedroom just to make sure she wasn't lost. he left the common area to search for the home owner.

where was he though? zen couldn't find him anywhere. surely, they wouldn't notice if he checked in the room for just a second, he thought. hence why he started creeping up towards the room, looking around carefully for anyone in sight.

the creek of the door opening didn't help his case, as he took notice of it once entering. his attention wasn't taken by the sound for very long once he noticed a woman held down on the bed. she was clearly intoxicated, and she clearly wasn't consenting in any manner.

he looked the woman up and down for no more than a second, looking for any way to recognize her. her shoes caught his eye. they were jaehees...it was his woman on the bed.

all hell broke loose. subtly taking out his phone, he called 911 while confronting the three men. one being the home owner, he seemed like the leader in this case. yet who were the other two.. he thought.

that didn't matter in this moment. he was enraged. quickly pulling jaehee up to her feet, he began to argue between the trio. their words weren't comprehensible, but anyone could tell they were full of hate.

looking to his side to check up on his love, her frightened eyes stared directly at him. he had been scaring her.. he realized. no more words were spoken towards the men, at least until the cops showed up.

by surprise, they didn't take long to arrive. he lived by a police station after all. zen just watched in disbelief as the trio got arrested before his eyes. while taken away in handcuffs, he still hadn't felt it was enough.

a sniffle rang through his ear, his priority shifted once again. jaehee was standing right beside him with an expression he couldn't read. she was shaking, her eyes even doing so. she looked petrified, but when trying to talk to her, he could tell she wasn't able to put her words together.

the questioning went by like a flash. after explaining the series of events, they were free to leave. and thankfully so, jaehee needed rest. he could deal with the guys later, tonight would be spent watching over her.

paying the taxi fee, they arrived home. he quickly left to the washroom, while jaehee fell to the couch. her mind was in overload. so much was happening in so little time. as her head met the fluffy cushion, her eyes flew shut.

she was only greeted with an overwhelming headache and sense of dread the next morning. knowingly hungover, her mind quickly recalled the entirety of the previous night.

it was a feeling she had never experienced. no one dared to hurt her so deeply before. this was a new kind of pain. yet she couldn't bring herself to cry. she couldn't shed any tears over the event. and for once in her life, she actually wanted to cry.

crying would reassure her that she survived, that she's still alive. that she wasn't completely broken, and the men wouldn't permeate themselves in her mind. yet, she couldn't feel the saltiness from her tears seep in her cheeks.

zen was woken up not long after, his natural body alarm raising him from his previous laying position. he was met with her sitting figure, blankets cuddling her carefully, staring at the mattress before her.

"how are you?" he asked, his worry prevalent. it took a minute for her to talk, which zen sat patiently for, before she responded "i don't know".

he didn't respond, just reached to hug her. her body went into fight or flight, as she ripped herself away from him. as much as she loved him, she couldn't stand to be touched right now or even have the thought of being intimate in any form.

he was taken aback, quickly asking "are you okay jagiya?". she slightly panicked, knowing she probably hurt his feelings. "i'm fine zen, i just can't stand to be touched right now, or for a while" she answered, quick to explain her actions.

"ohh" she heard, as he realized what had happened. "that's okay, i understand" he said, backing away out of respect. it comforted her.

though he couldn't lie, he felt guilty for her acting like this. it was his idea to go to the party, even encouraging her to join him. he didn't know who the other two men were, but the home owner was someone he had known to be polite.

of course, that wasn't the case. his trust had been twisted and turned. "i'm sorry" he said. he couldn't help but apologize. "no zen, it's not your fault, i just" she said, drifting off at the end.

she couldn't find the words to let out. now more than ever, she wanted to break down. it felt needed to. it would provide her with a sense of closure.

almost like she could grieve properly, before moving on. zen noticed her downward look, the way she stared through the sheets. "please sweetheart, tell me what's wrong" he said.

she took a breath, almost as if she was waiting for something. "i... need to cry" she let out. hearing a confused sound come from the man beside her, she continued "i need to let it out".

"then please jagiya, cry. it's okay to cry" he said. she looked up at him, feeling a faint burning from behind her eye balls. "i can't zen" she responded with a weak voice, as soft as the comforter on top of her.

"please, cry" he pleaded. "cry, find it within yourself to cry, i know you can sweetie". she didn't know if it was her hard efforts or the voice of her lover, but she could feel the drops of water start to meet her skin.

slowly, but surely, she was crying. it felt good. it felt comforting. she could mourn how she was treated that night by natures giving. "yes, good job" his soft voice rang through her ears.

"it will be alright, everything will be alright. i swear on my life, i will get you justice. i will protect you" he said, as he passed her crying state a tissue.

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21:10 AST - 09/29/21

#mystic messenger #mysme zen #mysme #mysme fanfic #zen #zen x jaehee #hyun ryu #jaehee kang #jaehee

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judgement-free-sideblog · 5 years ago

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Dancing Lessons

Barry Berkman x reader

Summary: Barry is finally cast in a feature, the problem? He said he could dance and now he can either disappoint Sally or found a way to learn some steps.

Warnings: Swearing, blood, violence, guns, cheating, drinking.

Part 1 ● Part 2 ● Part 3 ● Part 4 ●

Part 5 ● Part 6 ● Part 7 ● Part 8 ● Epilogue

Part 8

NoHo Hank was already in they warehouse that the other bald man drive him to, he looked a hit more pale than usual, but he still had a bright smile on his face, and if it was possible it grew even more once he saw him enter the building.

"Oh Barry, I thought Anzor will have to bring you by force here" He said and as always having an exaggerated hospitality considering the large weapons his men were carrying and the desolate place they were in, and specially since Anzor had already tied his hands together an sit him on a chair in front of Hank "Well I'm sure Fuches told you, we had an offer for you, and I want to be clear, I am more than willing to negotiate, but Batir is more of a "Do it or else" kind of guy, so what do you expect from this little exchange?" He said like this was a normal job interview, and maybe his annoying attitude made him came out of the trance and realize this was a bad idea.

"I won't kill for you anymore Hank" He said, but the pale man ignored him, or pretend he didn't listen "I came here because Fuches ask me too, but I'm no going to become your henchmen, I'm no longer killing for a living" And then because he was actually not to convince to fight for his life he add "So if you want to kill me do it for once, this is your best chance" he said and rise his tied hands

"Oh relax, who said anything about a henchman? We are no longer that kind of business" Hank said and with a hand order his men to walk out, then he let him lose, so he start rubbing his wrists.

"And the Chechen mob just want to hire me as what? An accountant?" He said bitterly. "What kind of business are you now then?"

"Batir is expanding our portfolio of business, and well sometimes acquiring new companies takes a little of persuasion, you would understand that people don't feel comfortable with guys like Anzor doing the negotiation, a gorgeous tall man with piercing blue eyes like you could come in handy to us"

"That sounds a lot like being a henchman, also what if I said yes? I am going to bully every company owner in LA for you and Batir, and then what? When I'm no use for you anymore you will shoot me? I don't think so" He said, desperately trying to figure out an escape plan.

"Oh but that's were you are wrong Barry, we don't want to hire you to be part of our organization, this is more a freelance situation" He said and smile widely since Barry was now perplex and silent. "We have a problem with a little oil company that thought they could found a wide benefactor in Texas so they will protect them from Batir, you must understand how disrespectful that is, so we want you to go a and make their lawyers to back on that idea and come back to us, after all you have greatly offended us, however if you do this your debt will be completely erased" he said and let him a couple minutes to think.

"How am I supposed to convince them?" He asked finally.

"Well you can just look at them with those puppies" he said pointing at his eyes "And if that doesn't work I'm sure you can figure something out, in the end if something happens to them I'm sure their boss will understand the message"

"How many?" He answered, and even when he haven't agree yet he could feel the adrenaline run trough his veins.

"Two guys, semi rich, but pretty unknown guys" he said unable to hide his excitement.

"And we are clear?"

"And we are clear" He said delighted "After Fuches little charade with the Burmeses, Batir thinks you are better away from us, but he will spare your life for a favor, specially a big one like this one, and if it comes to the worst case scenario for them he will also pay you for your service.

"It must be a big company if they are willing to forgive everything just for two guys" Barry said and Hanks let out a little laugh that made him realize there was something else going on there.

"Isn't it funny? This is how we met, and how we said goodbye too" he started "One of the guys used to work for us, but then he starts getting ideas of how to get ahead of Batir and he start giving advice to companies to go with our competition for a price obviously and then Batir found out he has been dating one of his niece's for like a year, like any other straight guy, right? Why do you have to be so toxic? Anyway, he wants him dead, and he is convinced that is you could do an exceptional job as you did in the monastery you can eliminate him" He handed him a folder but before he could open it a moment of clearness came to his head.

"Why me?"

"Well because you can handle a gun like anybody and are the best cold blooded killer of course" He said with no hesitation.

"Hank, you know what I mean, why do you want me to kill this man specifically, and why now?" He said with his hands trembling while he opened the folder.

"Batir found out he was dating Monique while we were following you" He started, serious for the first time in their exchange "Crazy coincidence huh? Anyway it could be of use to your lady friend, the guy is an asshole, not like Monique is any good either, but you know Batir, it took some convincing him to give this work to you, otherwise he will send our guys to deal with him, and you know how stupid these guys are, there could be collateral damage" he said and he could see the anger on his face as he look the pictures of Alan coming out of Y/N studio.

"I'll do it, I want half in advance" he said finally, and the dark look on his eyes was enough for Hank to not prevent him to leave "She needs to stay out of this, you know that right? I will kill you myself if she knows, understood? " He said before he walked out.

"Loud and clear"

Once he was alone in his car and away from the look of Hank's men he did the only logical thing he could think off and he start screaming, and loudly banging his hands against his head, he had swear to stop this, no more blood in his hands, but Hank was right, there would be collateral damage otherwise, and if doing nothing meant having her blood on his hands he rather take his gun out again.

The next morning a duffel bag with 15 thousand dollars masterly appeared at his door, thankfully before his roommates could see it, and he spent the next three days using his rehearsals to calculate Alan movements out of the studio. And he concluded that his best chance was early in the morning when he leave his house to go to his "office"

"So tomorrow is the big day" her voice said once he was resting after a particular hard session with Macy, but since his mind was on her husband he didn't saw her approach him.

"How do you know?" He asked alarmed, but he immediately realized she couldn't possibly know.

"Well you told us that your big recording of the dance is tomorrow, that's why Macy is making you do this all extra work isn't it?" She said a bit scared of his tone, maybe fearful that they were not supposed to talk yet.

"Oh that, sure, I'm just a bit worried about it I'm sorry" He said and finally a good idea came to his head. "Actually it would mean a lot of you could be there, you can tell Janice to stop acting out and teach a thing or two to my coordinator" he improvise a smile and she take it as a good sign because she smiled back.

"I would love too, what time?"

"Well I have to be there at 10, but you should go early like at 8 and see the studio, I'll text Sophie so she will give you a pass" he said knowing that Alan leave the house exactly at 8:30.

"Are you sure you want me there? I mean maybe you'll get more moral support from your..."

"I'm sure my ex girlfriend is busy tomorrow" He cut her mid sentence and for a brief moment that doesn't have to do with murder he enjoy the little smile that curve on her lips at the word ex

"In that case I think I can be your cheerleader for a day" She said but then she took a guilty look at her wedding ring and her smile disappeared "I'll see you tomorrow I guess"

He had a sleepless night, he took his gun out and cleaned, then he reviewed his plan over and over again, trying to think of a way out of this, he would kill Alan and broke Y/N heart because his nexus with the Chechens will be clear after his dead and he will be finally free, and in a couple months he and Sally will be happy, that was it right? She may be ashamed for his husband but she will be alive...

He could obviously spare his life, convince him to go away, in that case how long before Batir found out?, how long before he killed him... but she will be safe, with both men away from her... Because it was clear to him that spare Alan's life meant his own death sentence, maybe months later, but eventually, but if he was now without Sally, without Y/N, even without Fuches, what was the point?

He finally took a decision and put both the gun and the money in his backpack and fall asleep at 3 in the morning. Making his last thoughts to be of her, waiting in the studio to cheer him on his big scene.

When the sun rise over LA next morning he was drinking a hot cup of bad coffee, looking in the distance how she exit her house at 7:30, she looked prettier than in his dreams, he could have swear that she was carrying her white seetrough dancing skirts on her bag, ready to teach Janice a lesson, and his heart ached, he could not do it anymore.

Suddenly he felt the urge to confess, so he called her, begging the heavens for her to pick up, she would hate him, but she would be safe.

The phone ring... once, twice, it went to voicemail after the fourth. He was about to hang up, but suddenly he found himself talking, he didn't confess... not to his crime at least, but he was now certain that herr life and stability were more important, and sure that he will no longer see her again.

At exactly 8:30 Alan left the studio, he walk to his car that he parked a little far from the entrance, so he didn't saw the man wearing a hoodie and a baseball hat approach him, and there was so little people on the street that nobody else did.

"Keep walking asshole" and angry voice, oddly familiar, said and put what without a doubt was a gun on his back.

"Take my wallet and my phone man, that's all I got on me" he said with a nervous voice "Here my car keys, is that one there, is new" He said now more like a plea.

"I don't care about your fucking money, keep walking" he said and put him closer to him, it almost look like two friends walking, nothing suspicious about them, finally after a couple blocks he made him walk towards an alley and finally made him face him, he took off the hoodie and the cap.

He looked surprised at first, maybe a little less frightened, but the gun on his hand was a very real threat.

"I don't understand" he started "what do you want?"

"Do you know a man named Batir?" Barry asked with a dry growl, enough to make him silent.

"No, what are you talking about?" He lied nervously.

"It will be on your best interest to don't lie, I will ask one more time, do you know who Batir is?" He said putting the gun between his eyes.

"Ok, I do, I may have work with him a couple times, but I'm clean now ok?"

"Don't piss your pants dude, one more question, why did you think it was a good idea to screw his niece?" Barry said and Alan's brain seemed to finally connect the dots.

"This is about her? I'm no longer with her, we broke up, after you saw me with Y/N, I swear" He said, and the mention of her name make him loose his guard for a moment, something that Alan notice. "Listen I love my wife ok? You don't have to do this, I already got a better job offer in Texas, I will leave and Batir can keep harassing small companies, if he want the merge gone is gone ok? I don't care about the money, it was all my associate Tom's idea."

"You really like to snitch right?" Barry said exasperated "Turn around" Tear started running on Alan's face, and all hope abandoned his body "TURN AROUND NOW!!" He screamed.

He obeyed shaking and face the wall, and maybe without the fury of Barry's eyes looking at him he managed to think with clarity.

"Think of her" he said and even when he didn't saw him he felt his respiration change and saw his hand an the gun shake on the corner of his eye. "I know you are her friend, she told me everything last night because I saw you leaving the studio in the afternoon." He explained quickly and since he didn't fired he continued "You must care about her since you didn't told her what you knew about me, your a decent guy Barry, don't do this, I promise I will leave..."

***

"Y/N? Damn it's your voicemail, anyway I'm calling because... actually I don't know why I'm calling, I'm going to see you later right? , I was thinking maybe we should go eat after... You know what? The truth is... that I think, I don't know maybe if things were different, maybe I would have asked you out, but you are married and I can't change that, but at least I wanted to say that I'm glad that I met you, thank you for being there... I'll see you soon"

It was already 9:45, and he hasn't showed up yet, but you had made a full tour of the studio with Sophie and she even let you give notes to Janice, since apparently she have saw you dance in NY years before, but for a moment an odd feeling invaded your heart, the message had no sense but it felt like a goodbye.

Something completely stupid of course since he had no reason to say goodbye, but you did. You had confess to Alan about your adolescent crush, and after a long talk you had decided to try again, even when you were sure it was impossible. But it wasn't fair on your side to drag Barry into that mess, he was a good man after all.

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The sudden sound of something hitting the ground scared him, but it was just a backpack.

"Pick it!" He said and he obeyed "There are 10 thousand dollars there, I'm sure a smart guy like you can find a way to survive somewhere else with that, you will leave and never comeback ok? No contact with Y/N or any girlfriend, no family. Nothing" He said angrily.

"Of course, thank you, I swear you won't see me again" he said frantically.

"Give your phone and your wallet, and your car keys" Alan do as told quickly now with his breathing regulated. Barry was about to start walking away from him, when he could saw him smile sardonically. "What is so funny?"

"The fact that I knew sleeping with Monique was wrong and I panicked when you saw me with my wife, but I never thought that it could save my life" He said and maybe the nod Barry gave him encouraged him to keep talking. "At least now you can be with her, and I don't intend to come back and ruin your future happiness by her side."

"What?"

"Y/N, last night she was so helpless telling me how sorry she was about her little crush on you. That's how I know you are a man of honor, you had dirt on my, and you like my wife, yet you didn't told her."

"Is not about honor, not like you would understand it" he said suddenly getting angry at him.

"Yeah yeah, everyone has an agenda Berkman, and everyone can be bought, maybe not all with money, like in this case"

"What do you mean?" He said with a calm that hide his anger from Alan.

"Well I bought my life from you and ten thousand dollars in exchange of my silence and my blissful ignorant wife, who appears to be to decent to cheat on me, maybe you'll have to work a little there for her to take you, but don't worry I won't come back"

"No, you won't"

#barry berkman #barry berkman fanfiction #barry block #barry hbo #barry x reader #barry fanfiction #barry berkman x reader #barry berkman x you #barry berkman imagine #Barry #bill hader

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monsterfuneral · 5 years ago

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After movie edit: This got really long so I��m putting a cut. Also marking when something new starts happening with a - :)

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- OH FUCK IT'S THEM

THEY JUST REMOVED THEIR SKIN IM YELLING WHAT THE FUCK

NOO THEY'RE GONNA KILL BILL AND TED >:( so not cool

Those coats are so fucking big on them LMAO

"death to bill and ted" not epic at all my guy

- Oh shit they can play now

BILL LMAO

This woman has cool hair I like her

- I really like ted's fit for this movie, missing Bill's crop top but that's okay

I want to run ted's dad over with a truck

Oh god the fucking military men are here, disgusting

MISSY WHAT THE FUCK. I can't believe Missy married a bootlicker

- Aww bill. Dude this is so cute. AWW THEY'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING CUTE

NOT ME ALMOST CRYING. I THEY'RE SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK AWW. They're literally the same people I love them!

"will you marry- us" THIS IS SO WHOLESOME AGH. FUCK

I swear to God if fake ass ted and bill break them up I'm gonna be so mad >:(

I really love ted's vest though I want it

- Rufus is fucking dead

So not cool dude, this bald ass motherfucker

NOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE (evil bitches) QUITTING THE BAND AND BREAKING MY BOY'S HEARTS. I hate evil bill and ted >:(

Oh shit crossover

Aww :( this is fucked up I wanna hug these poor himbos

THE WAY THIS MAN RUNS IN STAR TREK IM CRYING

- I will kick these robo fuck-faces in the ass

Ted has the biggest brain

TED YOU IDIOT

STOOOOP DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR METAL CHUB >:(

No heat for the boys. These guys are so mean >:( I'm gonna fucking kill them

Music though? Good :)

Okay but why do I also exaggerate my gestures just like them

THE STAR TREK HILL HOLY SHIT LMAO

So not cool dude

Music good :)

- this is the saddest moment if my life I can't believe they're dead what will we ever do

OH THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD LMAO

WHO IS THIS VOLDEMORT LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER LMAO IT'S THE GRIM REAPER

Yes contest time! This guy's voice is epic

Ah yes death has a nice smile :) very cool of you dude

HE'S A HIMBO TOO

This echo on their voices SJSJFJ I fucking can't.

- WHAT THE FUCK EVIL BILL >:( I hate them NOO THE RINGS

- LMAO YHE EDITING IM SCREAMING SHAG THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE LMAO AHATFNSKFKSKDSKFK EWWW

- NOO THEY'RE GONNA KILL THE GIRLS me? Not happy >:(

- Oh my god they're gonna go all poltergeist

That nasty breathy laugh from the sargent i-

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE EDITING HOLY SHIT

The acting 10/10

LMAOOO WHAT THE FUCK THE EARWAX

- We love a good ol seance

Oh shit they have an elements candle at least but why do they have two Crystal balls.

Missy is a cool psychic :) NOOO MISSY DON'T SEND THEM BACK

Missy you no longer have my support, I loved you but now my boys are inside a portal game

They're falling into Mel's hole

I love two (2) himbos

- Oh fuck they're in hell KSFKSKFKD

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT METAL DRAGON HEAD

The devil is tired of their shit 2 seconds into hell

Dude not the megadeth collection

Oh how polite of him :) NOOOOOOOOO

- They are in the hole, so not cool dude

My back could never

OH NOOOO

- Not the fucking military men. Leave my boys alone.

"WHAT?!" NOOO NOT INFINITY

Don't split up omg you guys are such himbos

Pink :) AW WAIT BABY TED

I swear if I'm about to get a fucked up bill and ted back story I'm gonna cry

- EW BILL'S BLUE HELL IS SO BAD EWW

Granny is gonna die on this cake I'm predicting it

- NOT THE FUCKING BUNNY

EW DONT KISS HIM EW DW EW E W EW

THE BUNNY IS SO FUCKED UP LOOKING

I hated that

I HATE THIS BUNNY OH MY GOD

- Why is the reaper so fucking crunchy

LMAO THEY'RE FUCKING PLAYING BATTLESHIP. THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD

YEAH!! THEY'RE SO GOOD AT THIS GAME

Oh he's a sore loser >:( bald ass

This feels like a bit in what we do in the shadows

HES SUCH A SORE LOSER LMAO

"damn right!" This poor guy just doesn't know when to stop

EW WHAT THE FICK LMAO BREAKING HIS OWN LEG IN ORDER TO WIN

Reaper is a cool guy :) I like him he just wants to win

- "duder" I swear to got if this gets forced into my vocabulary I'm gonna cry

Death is a cool guy I like him.

- Heaven is fucking ugly, sorry. I would get such a bad headache being there JADKKFK

Death running after them omg djwjjfdf

- THEY'RE BEATING THEM UP KM CFEHFOSNFKSMF

DEATH YOU LOOK AMAZING AWW I LOVE THEM DEATH IS SUCH A CUTE CHARACTER

I could literally never wear these clothes holy shit

- Good one Ted, recite those lyrics. DEATH LMAO "don't I know you?" "No :)" and he fell for it, dumbass.

Oh my god they're talking to god... Hope gods cool :)

Lovely lady :) I support this

I actually unironically love this color combo for death, it looks good

Catcha later god dude

"they melvined me" AJDKSKD

- The evil boys at least listen to good music

THE ANGRY BUZZING LMAO

Fuck for a second I thought evil bald guy was watching them in heaven I was so confused

- Oh my god are we about to see this ugly FUCKING thing

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE

Okay they're kinda cute I like em

- EVERYONE WENT QUIET NOO POOR DEATH

Station... Scares me but I like them.

STATION! THE WAY THEY WLAK LMAO. You can't just not love it

- Good for them dude they're back in their own body

DJEKFKWKFKD WHY IS HE SO OKAY WITH A WORM BEING IN HIS EAR

DEEEEATH

DEATH IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I WANT TO KISS HIM

- Let's go dude

They laugh so much i-

DEATH DOESN'T LIKE CARS NOO

- NOO EVIL ROBO ASSHOLES ARE SO MEAN TO CATS >:(

LMAO THE CRASH LANDING IM CRYING

- Poor death he gets car sick

WHY DO THE STATIONS LOOK LIKE WALKING BALL SACKS

- NOOO THE GIRLS PASSED OUT

- I love the stations

I fucking love this shopping scene LMAO OH MY GOD DEATH STOOP

- This fisheye lense my god

- How did they buy all of this.... Or did they. I'm gonna say they didn't bc there's no way they have money on them.

OH FUCK THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT. STATIONS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

EW WHAY THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

GUYS WHAY THE FJCK IS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK ITS A BIG ASS STATION HOLY SHIT

DEEPEST VOICE EVER

God was station played by the same guy that played Harry from harry and the Hendersons. Wouldn't be surprised

- I really hate these close-ups of station btw.

I still want to kiss death.

We're still in the building scene I just really want to kiss death just cause.

Oh god bill looks like a chucky doll NAFJSKFK

station is doing his best

- Oh god they hung the girls up >:( not happy about this

- The robots are horrifying

Thanks station. Death you're so cute I love you, please congratulate him on his minimal tasks

Please compliment deaths ass too

I'M SO SCARED OF THESE ROBOTS FNSKFKSKFKSK

- Woo! Let's go evil band! "Worms" I-

This is such a good movie djekfje

the poor girls holy shit

- Stations creations!! Pog dude I'm excited.

Oh shit they're totally gonna die.

They are dead. All that that shrapnel had to kill at least one person.

- Oh god he evil robo creator dude

WTF IS HE DOING TO THE CAMERAS

NOOO

"my word!" Lmao fkdjfkekf

- Come on dudes kill this bald ass. THEY'RE TALKING SO LOUD RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM FJSKFKEK

EPIC! THEY CAGED THE MOTHERFUCKER

Oh nvm he's out.

LMAO NICE GUN IDIOT

Take his ass out death! I LOVE HIM GOOD JOB DEATH

- DEATH IS THE BEST I'M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM

RUFUS YEAH!!!

HE WAS RUFUS' GYM TEACHER LMAO

- Can't wait to see how good they've gotten. Aww THEY HAVE KIDS THAT'S SO CUTE AHHH FKDKFSKFKSKFKS

YEAAAAH DEATH IS THE BASS PLAYER I LOVE HIM HE'S SO CUTE

"GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF" GO OFF KING

- I hate this hillbilly beard bill has going on. But I also don't fully hate it tbh.

- AH SHIT THEY GOT GOOD!! GOOD FOR THEM

Shit shred it bill

"quite good!" Thanks fancy british man

That movie was good :)

I'm watching bill and ted's bogus journey for the first time, I'll probably live react.

So far I hate these future clothes, it's very 90s neon of them

#bnt #monster talks #monster watches

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