#(here i employed a trick called lying. don't do it unless ur in dire straits)
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YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS (dramatic retelling in tags)
#OKAY. SO.#my mom was hanging out in the entry way so i was there too bc i knew my package was coming soon and i wanted to do damage control#and my mom was still there when the package arrived#she was like oh a package and then kept doing her thing#eventually she went out to get it and it had my name on it so she was like did you🤨🤨 order something without my permission🤨🤨#and i was like yeah but its just platforms !! promise#(here i employed a trick called lying. don't do it unless ur in dire straits)#and then she was like. ok ig. so i took the package and began my escape to my room#and then she was like STOP🛑🖐❌��� open the package in front of me😐#and now my heart was RACING#so i was like ok. and then i opened it and (this was very clever of me) i only pulled out the platforms#and i kept the flag and poster concealed on the bottom#so my mom kind of gave me a look and then she was like okay fine you can go#so i took the box and my platforms and fucking BOOKED IT to my room#and then i hid the flag and poster as fast as the speed of light#mission successful <3 light and love#the platforms r SO COOL and i wore them w the flag as a cape and almost cried /gen#me when gender :')#anyways FUCK YEAH !!!!!!!!#probably i will post pics tomorrow <3 ty all for thee support during this trying time
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