#(btw it's 2 am rn and i'm supposed to be up at 6 lol)

[starmocha]

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Remember when I said the Grassland!Sylus childhood friends/arranged marriage/soulmates AU was at around 4.6k words?

she grew and I still have like three scenes I need to finish writing, but instead of doing that, I kept writing new scenes and...I think I lost control of the story and my life (╥_╥)

So I'm posting another snippet, because...my brain is tired and I really, really, really want to finish this by Sunday because I have another AU wip that I'm also obsessed with I mean I need to finish part 3 of that other Sylus breeding kink fic I promise it's coming

Reminder that this story will include light breeding kink, pregnancy kink, smut, body worship, gratuitous usages of terms of endearment ("my bride" and "my beloved"), Sylus being grossly in love with you, basically lots of fluff. Anyhoo...

The following morning you were lazing in the field as the flock of sheep grazed peacefully all around you. The warm sunlight had you yawning, already feeling yourself being lured by the tempting sun into drifting back to sleep. As the time passed, your eyes felt heavier, and you nodded off a little. Another yawn escaped before you decided a few minutes of rest wouldn’t hurt. Slowly, you closed your eyes, letting them rest for a few minutes. “Is this what you do when I’m not here?” You immediately opened your eyes when you heard Sylus’ approaching voice. You let out a soft surprised squeak when he knelt down next to you, his face looming just mere inches from yours. He was smirking. “Lazing around and sleeping? What if your sheep gets stolen by wild beasts, my beloved?” You glared at him. “I was not sleeping. I…was blinking.” “Your eyes were closed for far longer than a blink should be.” “I had some dust in my eyes.” “I’m quite sure I heard you snoring.” You blushed and shoved his face aside, glowering when he started laughing at you. “Did you come all the way out here just to tease me?” “Mmhmm,” he answered with a pleased nod as he sat back with his legs propped up. His elbow rested on top of his leg while he cradled his chin in his hand. You noticed in his other hand was a wreath crafted from leaves and berries. Your heart quickened and you gasped softly. You looked at him expectantly. It was at that moment that you noticed the dark bags under his eyes. You crawled over to him and he sat back, allowing you to settle in between his long legs. You reached up and touched his face. “Did you not sleep last night?” you asked him worriedly. He simply smiled and shook his head. Without a word, Sylus placed the wreath on top of your head. You reached up and touched it tentatively as you looked at him confused. “I wanted to finish this for you,” he explained, smiling, “Just as I had thought. This suits you.” “R-really?” “Mmhmm,” he hummed again, nodding. He leaned in to steal your lips. “You look beautiful.” “Sylus…” You could feel your cheeks warming up as he spoke. “Now everyone will know you are mine and I am yours.” You felt touched by his gesture. Without thinking, you threw your arms around his neck, surprising him into losing his balance. Sylus laid on the grass with you on top of him. You grinned and kissed him happily. He looked up, gasping softly when he saw the sunlight had formed a radiant halo behind your head. How…ethereal... He smiled, his hand gently grasped your chin, his thumb brushing over your soft, trembling lips. “We are already promised to one another,” he said, “but if I may be presumptuous, I would still like to ask.” You looked down at him confused. “My beloved,” he said, voice soft and sincere, “will you be my bride?” You stroked his cheek, and as you leaned down closer to his face, your wreath tilted on your head. “What do you think?” He smiled. “Your wreath is going to fall off.” “You’ll put it back on for me, right?” He huffed in amusement at your audacious question, but he nodded. “Yeah,” he said, reaching up to fix the wreath for you, “I will…my bride.” For that brief moment, you felt like your heart had stopped, and then you smiled again as you leaned in and kissed him, feeling his strong arms wrapped around you and holding you close to his body. “This is my vow to you, my bride” he said, “There is only you in my eyes. In this life and all of the lifetimes afterwards, I will always choose you.” “Same for me,” you answered, gazing back at him fondly. You stroked his cheek, letting yourself drown in those passionate crimson eyes. “I will always find you,” you promised, “In all of our lives together, I will always find you and choose you, my love.” Your ardent words beckoned his lips to yours, and for the rest of the day, you lay together under the warm morning sun on the grassland, lost in your own world of bliss.

[unusuallysized-nsfw]

Conversations From The Technicolour OC Omiverse (TOCO) #2

3:09pm

Mel: Im here

weird Ashur guy?: booth at the end, just uh... washing up

5pm

Ashur Mintio: I uhm had fun!

Mel: did you just physically type uhm

Ashur: Er no im using dictation

Mel: i mean no judgement if you did, adds character

Ashur: okay cool.

5;10PM

Ashur: did you have fun?

Mel: Yeah! why did i seem borrred?

Ashur: nono just...uh. making sure i guess? kinda new to this.

Mel: oh.

Mel: I mean to be frank, ive not done it in like 6 years so i suppose were on the same page.

Ashur: haha yeah...

Ashur: is it too early to uh discuss the way we met or?

Mel: ymean at my work...which is a kink club.

Ashur: a very special kink club.

Mel: you feds?

Ashur: like the literal opposite.

Mel: so a terror activist?

Ashur: not quite that opposite then 0.0

Mel: yeah its special but im under nda not to discuss deets in text unless vague.

Ashur: ah. i dont mean to imply thats why i asked you out btw.

Mel: i know, if i thought otherwise idve said know.

Mel: No*

Ashur: I'm also not wishing to imply i meant that kinkwise, i purely meant infoharvesting wasnt my goal.

Mel: short kings got anxiety to spare huh. no i got what you meant.

Ashur: ok cool... we never did discuss...do...uh...do you wanna do this again sometime?

Mel: half expected you to dance around that for 4 more messages.

Ashur: should i have?

Mel: pfft i mightve. not because i should but because id be nervous as hell.

Ashur: ahahah i mean i am fully shaking rn i have been told youre Out of My League. but im not sure i really believe in Leagues. seems like a NT social comstruct.

Ashur: you uhm didnt say yes?

Mel: i also havent yet said no.

Mel: except there but that doesnt count.

Ashur: lol fair

Mel: sure. ill pick the place next time.

Ashur: uh just text me when free?

[wikiangela]

911 s6e2 - some thoughts and comments as I'm watching:

spoilers ahead haha

oh shit I almost forgot about Athena's dad 😳

I love the way we kinda see it all from Athena's perspective, and everything is so echoey and feels kinda distant I guess hah

those scenes before something bad happens are always so stressful because I don't know what exactly to expect or when to expect it 😂 like, I love it, but I hate it 🤣🤣

oh my god I did not expect the guy to blow up his yard 😂 I was so anxiously waiting for him to get seriously hurt somehow and here he goes doing this 😂

awww Captain Hen 😍😍 love that so much ❤️

I figured the wife was cheating with the neighbor but they had an underground tunnel for that??? lmao how did they even manage that 😂

they always manage to do something completely unexpected 😂 God I love this show

"are you at ease" why was this so funny 😂

I'm loving Maddie, like, mentoring Noah or whatever, but... I miss dispatcher May sns 😂😂 (and May in general)

Hen is gonna totally wear herself out, I'm tired just watching her go through it all - btw those shots of her driving super tired and while eating are giving so much anxiety that she'll get into an accident or something - even though I drive, I'm still so terrified of the possibility of a car crash after I was in a car crash when I was like 6 or 7 lol -

okay, what the fuck was that popcorn scene 😂 did that have a purpose? was it supposed to be funny? cause it was kinda cringe and annoying and wtf why did they do that 😂

oh my god she's falling asleep behind the wheel - I fucking called it (I'm currently talking at my screen out loud begging her to pull over, I'm totally fine 🙂😂😂)

oh thank God she's fine but oh my god I'm fucking stressed out 😂

Bobby is the best husband, seriously, I so respect him standing up to Athena's mom, that was great - her mom is being a bit unreasonable but like, I understand it because I know, even just based on my family, how old people are - so stubborn and set in their ways, and can get offended over nothing and take everything way too personally...

random thought (because I heard Hen talk to Julie and I was like: who's that new person lol) but like: where's Ravi? I don't remember how he ended up at the end of s5 but like, did he leave the show or something??

Buck always having meaningful conversations with people on calls when he needs it 👀👀

this is such a stressful rescue but somehow it's less stressful than Hen driving 😂😂 (that car accident affected me too much lol its a miracle I drive regularly now haha)

fuck, I teared up when Hen was telling Lev about Frankie 😭 and now I'm fucking crying omg what 😭😭💔 he was on the screen for like 2 minutes, why am I crying over him 😂 they always know how to hit me in the feels

and the saddest version of don't worry be happy is just making it worse 😭😂😂

I haven't mentioned it yet, so here's my weekly pause and break for thirsting over Eddie because I can't handle the feels now lol: damn Eddie looks so fucking good, like always 🥵🔥 I really love his haircut tbh I wish he had more screen time this episode because oh my god he looks so hot and just so gorgeous 😍😍🔥 (when does he not 🙄😂) okay, I'm done for now lol

I'm loving the plotline of Buck trying to find happiness and I feel for him rn 🥺 he looks so sad and clearly this death hit him pretty hard 🥺 also, the "you always have the answers" 🥺😭

don't tell me Hen didn't pass 😳💔

oh fuck I'm crying once again, poor Hen 😭😭💔 she took on way too much, I feel so bad, both for her and for her family 😭

and now Beatrice is making me cry - damn, it's episode 2 and they're already hitting me in the feels way too much 😂 I can't handle it 😭😂

A BODY? WHAT NOW? WTF??? okay, I wasn't that invested in Athena's story so far but now I am 😳😳😳😳 I MEAN, WHAT?! what does this mean??? I'm so confused and so curious and just.... what. I need the next episode right the fuck now 😂😂

tbh I wanted to say I liked the previous episode a little bit better - but like, that last scene really made it crazy and now I'm 🤯 I loved it

ngl, as much as I felt bad for Athena, I didn't care all that much for her parents' story but the end scene made it the most interesting thing this episode 😂

I loved Hen's story and I was so worried and stressed for her (if you ever feel tired when driving, my god, just pull over pls 😂) school work and being a present mom and a wife is a lot and she was just so overworked and overwhelmed and I'm curious where her story goes now, because they built up her wanting to become a doctor so much, it'd be weird if they just dropped it now 🤔

I'm loving Buck trying to find happiness - Buck's stories are always great and I hope we'll get some more of that in next episodes

I'm also hoping Eddie will get some important storyline soon because he's just there being an amazing firefighter and looking hot and I'm not complaining but like, let's put some more focus on him pls 😂

overall, really loved it, and I seriously cannot fucking wait for the next one (like, the ending??? I won't stop thinking about it until the next episode 😂)

[nathaniacolver]

this one got messed up idk but this is supposed to be part 6, idk just insert it into the other thread in your mind. okay? okay.

(this is literally from like 3 days ago (now 5) btw bc our internet died for like 2 days so shoutout to the Switch for not needing internet but also i couldn't post anything until today)

so to summarize i ran around and did a bunch in the snow then went back to lookout larry or whatever it's called

not "there's a demon voice"......lady i am NO exorciser (tbh i'm pretty sure someone just got stuck down there and had pigged out on food or something)

there i fixed the stable now can i have my FREAKINF HORSE

hyrule field is so lovely........WHEN IT'S NOR RAINING ANDNSKSJDSJ

ok boutta dive into this chasm after robbie bc he's senile, wish me luck (if it's a quest it can't be that bad.......right.....)

oh so THAY'S why i have 250+ brightbloom seeds????

bruh. bruh. why did i misstep into the freaking gloom

lightroot!!!!!!! yes i love it!!!!!!!!!!

not gloom monsters freaking

oh i'm farming zonaite.....

AND BOMB FLOWERS???? I LOGE THE DEPTHS

bruh i was typing all this out for so long that my switch went to sleep and my bluetooth headphones disconnected sksjdksjdjeb

robbie how the FRICK did you see. stupid old man goggles

OH SO THIS TREE ROOT IS GLOOM TOO HUH. WHY ISN'T IT RED THEN

BRO GIMME THE CAMERA FUNCTION (*foams at the mouth in hyrule compendium*)

okay bear statue..............berlin vibes

bruh. the lightroots are the shrines. THE LIGHTROOTS ARE THE SHRINES

i'm just running around going chika chika on my camera

no pics of poes???????......hmmm

OH SO THAY'S WHAT MY OLD MAPS WERE FOR now tell me. why i gotta go to the sky to find maps for stuff in the depths WHO TRAVELLED THERE AND PLACED THEM THERE. WHO THE FRICK HAD THE TIME AND AUDACITY

I GOT A GLOWY MINER'S CHEST PIECE YYYYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH no more brightbloom wasting

okay now time to travel back upstairs

bro that dude that "feels awful"........sorry you didn't get a right arm from a dead ghost goat my boy

my horse stood there obediently next to the chasm, in the rain, for probably one whole day..........i know they do that but STILL. :')

"goggles" and "swordsman". i love josha

time to tackle this demon voice with my 26 bomb flowers

oh it's just the switcheroo statue. oh

down 19 bomb flowers and i didn't even find a real entrance into hyrule castle.......oh wait......ascend????? bruh i'm saving rn and ascending

i wasn't.....even.....inside Hyrule castle.....

wait........wait.......i think i need a moment...........i have tulin's vow but it has a similar symbol to zelda's time rune.........wait.........does link already have zelda's vow..............🥺🥺🥺🥺

why do i keep finding all the beginner shrines now. "a windy device" as if i didn't already try my darndest to get the horniest out of his crater!!!!

haha i meant hornist but that's fine too

okay so maybe it actually IS for me bc i just whacked the fan to make it turn but in doing so demolished the wooden platform it was attached to......

the best thing ab shrines is free regen

once you ascend you never go back

why is the cave not done.......oh bc of the blue rocks......hmmmmmm.

wait someone just rang our doorbell and it was the ups guy and i had to sign even though it wasn't mine and now why was the guy kinda cute??? ok miss "lesbian" nia

wait both IRL AND IN GAME I CAN'T BC I JUST MET TAURO AND WHY MY HEART DO SUMN SEEING HIS WHOLE CHEST OUT LIKE???

oh there's a poe statue???

150 POES freak......well better get to farming then

josha doing her puzzle.....love it

well sorry josha but i'm going to neclude first bc i gotta see my babies kakariko & hateno

but wait lemme sleep first to wait out the night

BUT WAIT LEMME PRAY BEFORE I SLEEP haha lol.....idk why i thought that was so funny

the fact that link can just eat more instead of ever sleeping.........kinda based idk

see i KNEW those rupee bunnies led you to caves

they thought a flock of keese was gonna scare me. i didn't even take any damage

need to live tweet my playing of totk but don't wanna be annoying on my irl so i'll just do it here. this is the first bit:

BEWARE: TOTK SPOILERS BELOW

"i know i'll be ok with you link" okay they are IN LOVE

WHERE IS LINK IN THE CUTSCENE. THEY HAVE TO SHOW HIM IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS OR I WILL FRET

ZONAI????!!?!!?!??!?!?! (Listen i forgot the gameplay trailer)

me walking at a respectable pace as to not leave zelda's side

BABE THERE'S TOO MUCH MALICE HERE WHY ARE WE STILL GOING

just talked to zelda and she was like "i'm so excited!!!!" GIRL DO YOU NOT HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-PRESERVATION

swinging the sword swinging the sword

WAIT WHY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS WHYYYYYYY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS

THEY JUST ADDED AN INSTRUMENT OR TWO OH FRICK AND IT'S GETTING LOUDER oh i already love the sound engineering

GLOWY SPIRAL????

DON'T PICK UP THE TEAR BABY oh frick oh frick

OH THAT'S WHY I HAD 30. FOR THE DRAMA

CAN'T LOOK AT MY TYPING I'M WATCHING THE CHTSCENE

OH FRICK IT JUST SHATTERED OH FRICK

gamer lean on x games mode rn

mans said screw it i'm out. fly you fools

BRO I WAS TYPING THE ABOVE WHEN HE LUNGED AND I GOT SO NERVOUS THAT I'D HAVE TO FIGHT FJSKDKJSJDAHHDLADG THE JOYCONS ARE FLOPPING AROUNS ON MY ARMS

THAT TEAR BETTER PROTECT HER I HOPE THAT'S WHAT THAT GLOWY YELLOW WAS

BRO WHAT. THE BLUE GLOWING IS GOOD. this is so anakin skywalker of him btw

baby don't you worry i'm gonna make link level up so fast so he can come and get you

oop naked link again AND HIS SHORTS ARE SHORTER????

nice mani link

A MAN'S VOICE???????? WHO IS IT WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW THEIR NAMES

okay so The Voice just gives him an arm. okay

the malice or whatever stopping just at the triforce is Symbolic, i think

is it really a master sword or is it a master Dagger

i rly be taking screenshots of everything like i'm a tourist

okay green hand thing go off!!! oop give it a high five and it turns blue and goes behind you as a save point

*taking notes* okay cogs are cogging.......gears are gearing..........

now why the frick did it have me dive like that. what was The Reason

i Forgor that link can tread water indefinitely. swimming king

not me searching every nook and cranny like there's gonna be secrets in this Cave

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARCHAIC PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait i put them on and now he looks like a gladiator.......cardboard skirt & Jesus sandals........ok shirtless king

oop just noticed his hair animations & the layers are CRAZY but it lookin good

wait so they was underground......and now in the sky...................i have Theories

they said aerial view shot once again but i mean AERIAL

ope no climbing, you're already too high in the sky

the lighting looks SO GOOD!

it's so silent up here i love it.

the MUSIC AHHHH

WAIT EVERYTHING'S AN ISLAND???? OH WE WAY THE FRICK UP IN THE SKY LINK. HOW CAN YOU BREATHE THAT THIN AIR

this game is making me fall In Love. with Silence

TREE BRANCH YES THE WORLD IS HEALING

apples. i could Cry

is that a broom?????

wait so the soldiers are bad and the stewards are good. it's just like real life!

why do i have the feeling that this is a /different/ princess zelda that left this to him.......oh nvm it's just the purah pad. what happened to the sheikah slate???

is link gonna look at pics on it and get emo

wait so. garden of time (ok Christianity reference). so zelda has lived through some trash already and is like poor link in the past. let's give him this

aw it's lonely :(

YES WE'RE GETTING ZELDA RIGHT AWAY I COULD CRY

ooh the purah pad looks slick (i'm so sorry but why does that sound like a tampon brand LIKEEEEE)

high five!!! oh wait high fives have OTHER FUNCTIONS???!?!

now why did the bridge have to do all that fancy stuff. (ik it's for stability or whatever don't @ me engineers)l

just smashed some pots. link's Primeval Urge

ok so linear path for Diving. got it.

that's a hot-footed frog.......................i could cry. i AM crying

picked up a rock. now i just have to see some Chickens

there are Grates in the ground and you can peek below. idk why i like that so much.

i am hunting these ostriches like i might die

THAT GUY SNUCK UP ON ME SO SILENTLY. I DECIDED I HATE FLOATING MACHINE ENEMIES (don't worry i was fine)

why did i try to light a frog on fire

[girltomboy]

1. at first i wondered if our connection was just random or if there was something deeper about it, but i decided not to overthink it but this was super cute and i def think (and very much hope) we have the potential to reach our best selves together

2. I! ALWAYS! SEEM! TO! CONFUSE! HIM! and he often calls me unpredictable and strange but that's on him! i actually am aware that sometimes i take him by surprise, sometimes i even surprise myself, but for the most part i'm pretty predictable, especially when it comes to usual, mundane, everyday stuff. on the occasions when i actually am unpredictable it's either firecracker reactions to being pissed off, or like... random spontaneous stuff for the fuck and the fun of it. pattern be on some real shit with "instead of being intrigued and appreciative" 😔 you right pattern i lack the appreciation i deserve

3. another hit: being together DOES feel incredible. he brings me comfort but at the same time gets me excited and brings out my child-like curiosity and energy - it's VERY rare that i want to be around someone for so long like i want to be with him, sometimes i can't get enough of his presence like that tweet said i wanna live in my bf's balls like a spermaid BRUH ppl be making fun of it but it rly be just like that. and i know he feels the same way cuz he's always even more excited to hang out than i am. there were times when he was texting me let's go out and i was like come OOONNNN i wanted to have the day to myself or some shit (obvs i never said that to him i always agreed to go out lmao what i wouldn't GIVE to hang out w him rn and do absolutely fuck all be bored the fuck out my fucking brains but TOGETHER 😭) and even if we did nothing we never had any plans or concrete destination it's always "adventure time" with him and we always end up having a good time just in each other's presence

4. WORD cuz i do be feeling more confident with him i feel comfortable to get out of my shell and it's such a rare feeling for me to be wanted and desired by someone the way he does it. and it's different cuz i know i was desired before, but his way of wanting and desiring is so subtle and gentle and respectful

5. IT DO BE LIKE THAT the first time i got mad at him was bc he did an important thing without me when i thought i had made it SUPER. CLEAR. to him that i wanted us to do it together. like, i had specifically restrained from it in order to do it with him and he just did it by himself. idk what kinda fucked up test that was. idk what he was hoping to accomplish with it. but it's true that i'm the equality driven one, my mars is in libra and his is in CAPRICORN and it fuckin shows.

6. idk what to say about this. i do hope it's not true, i wish he could tell me things. he never tells me shit, i have to pry it out of him and it makes me feel like shit tbh because i'm a private person and i respect other people's privacy as well but like when you're in a relationship it's sort of expected of you to share your struggles and your negative emotions. like you HAVE to let me carry some of that negativity on my own shoulders it's what we DO. and i joke around too much and maybe accidentally hurt him sometimes... hopefully it's not the case but it's just something i've noticed, that he tends to take my jokes to heart SOMETIMES and this is why i have to always include a disclaimer I'M JUST KIDDING BTW JUST JOKING AROUND JUST PLAYING. anyway... the last part kinda made me melt. reminded me of the quote from i forgot what book or something... i suppose you love me in your own way/ of course i love you in my own way, i don't know any other way. it's all just a matter of figuring out what is our "way" and accepting it as it is. deciphering it and receiving it without trying to mold it trying to make it fit into our own idea of loving.

7. oh boy this one made me LOL did we FUCKING meet in an unconventional way... i suppose the way we met per se wasn't exactly unconventional, we were just in the same group of friends, but the way we ended up being something more than just friends in the same group of friends was pretty out of the ordinary. so maybe it wasn't so random and out of the blue (lol... blue) after all! HUH

8. our connection really IS full of surprises. and i suppose it's true he doesn't get to express himself in his usual way around me - with others he tends to bend the truth just for entertainment. with me it doesn't work, not only because i won't take any of it and we've had several discussions on this topic, but also because i can always smell when he's being dishonest, and my seriousness completely kills the conversation. like you wanted lies for fun, now we not gonna talk about anything. now we not gonna have any kind of fun, not with lies nor with non-lies. here you go, the fun you ordered sir. what is it? OH no, it's fucking dead. you killed all the possible and existent fun by lying. i hope it was worth it. lmao. i'm not that dramatic. but i just go quiet and look at him a certain way and he changes the subject. Thx!