#(blame Tolkien for being Catholic and blame Catholicism for making blasphemy and corruption sexy)

[pseudohades]

WAITER. I ordered kinky porn without plot. there appear to be themes of religious guilt and repression and trauma and overwhelming, almost reckless trust despite that in here. What do you mean that's how it's made? Can't they just fuck? Can they not just slonk one another silly style like sloppy swag? It's not even kinky yet. This is twelve thousand words; Bard was supposed to be eating elf butthole and Thranduil was supposed to be begging Elbereth for forgiveness about it and losing his religion by now but instead I'm writing about Thranduil's chronic pain and Bard's childhood. Elven cultural Catholicism/sexual mores are tearing this marriage apart because they both have so much horny and very few things they're "allowed" to do with it. Thranduil is being Neurotic As Hell About Wanting Things. Bard is being Weirder about his hands than Thranduil is, somehow. And they're napping. They're napping and having morning cuddles and there isn't even any morning wood humping. In MY porn without plot. Tell the chef he's shit at his job.