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weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral · 3 months ago

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new pfp! who’s the new guy?

ASH <3 my bloody beloved loser from the evil dead franchise. he's just like ybcpatrick because he's stupid and silly and covered in blood and tortured by demons except ash's demons are REAL and OUT TO GET HIM

#hmmmm...thinking about Ybcpatrick fighting deadites of his bandmates.....#idk if youve seen evil dead but if you havent the whole premise of a deadite is that the body is possessed by a demon #and the only way to FULLY rid the body from the demon is complete bodily dismemberment #and ash has to do that (in the first movie) to his friends + his girlfriend + hi sister #(although HE technically never does it because its his friend Scott who dismembers his (Scotts) girlfriend Shelly)#Linda (ash's girlfriend) ends up just buried + later decapitated but she lives to the next movie where her head bites his hand and is #locked in a pair of forceps (?? i dont know what contraption shes in lol) and her body is hacked to pieces #Cheryl (ash's sister) is the first to be a deadite and her and later Scott kinda just melt into puddles of gore and viscera 👍#ash throws the book of the dead (called the Nautro Demonto/Necronomicon Ex-Mortis) into a fire #and the demons burn and burst out of their bodies el oh el #i highly recommend evil dead but DO NOT WATCH THE FIRST ONE if you are highly sensitive to gore and on-screen rape #if youre more into horror comedy watch movies 2+3 #three (army of darkness) is MAINLY comedy and has the least amount of gore of all of them #evil dead 2 has some gore but more mild compared to the first one #but yeah if youre sensitive to gore or triggered by rape scenes dont watch evil dead 1!!!!!!!!!!!!#im not asking youre not telling

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