#(added links to spicier versions in post - don't worry... it's a saints row ref)

[soysaucevictim]

Full view is definitely recommended.

This doozy comes with a short fic, courtesy of my friend who helped seeded this nonsense in my brain (just for the corpse flower version, with light editing).... pffft.

Remus ran up to Roman and very excitedly shouted, "Roman - Roman, my brother! I want to show you something!"

Roman looked at him suspiciously but remembered that Logan said it was simpler to acknowledge his existence to get him to go away. He acquiesced, "Oh, alright."

Remus took Roman into his mindspace and showed him the flower he had been growing. Roman stepped into the room and immediately caught a whiff of a horrifying scent.

"DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF-, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!"

Remus smiled widely, "My FAVORITE FLOWER, of course!"

Roman looked aghast, "What is the name of a flower that provides such a horrible stench?"

Remus’s face twisted further into a Cheshire cat smile and proudly exclaimed, "The corpse flower!"

"Why would you grow such a horrible... thing?"

Remus looked clearly upset. "Brother, I spent seven years taking care of this Amorphallus titanum just so you could smell it yourself. Do you not appreciate the work I put into sharing my favorite flower with you?"

Roman reflexively punched Remus in the face. To which, Remus shortly followed with a declaration, "Of course you realize, this means WAR."

Remus then ripped the flower from its pot, wielding it against Roman. Roman reacted in kind, by brandishing his katana. This is the scene moments before the fighting started in earnest.

There’s a few more spicier/saucier versions that exist (the original concept we had)... just had to think about where I should/could post them. :,D

And also, I intend to edit down all the stream footage for this project, for peeps who might be interested in seeing it. It’s gonna take awhile, though. :P

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