#(So it's fun to sit with him and laugh over the clarinet shriek and watch him get the hang of it as i relearn beside him)
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moonlight-at-dawn · 3 months ago
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🤣 "I hope you have a child JUST like you were" my mom playfully cursed me when kiddo was born.
Well, he said he's interested in trying band again but he doesn't want to retry sax, or anything too large, so i pulled out my clarinet. Was a bumpy start as I remembered what needed to be explained lmao, lots and lots of the infamous clarinet shriek, but then he got the hang of making notes with it. So he was just in there playing randomly and I was shouting compliments because he has successfully gotten over the first hurdle and it was playing the notes he was keying
So hey, the benefit to having a kid so much like I was, is that I know how to support him 😊 one mom's curse is another mom's blessing, or something
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there-must-be-a-lock · 4 years ago
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Partying and Poker Faces
Criminal Minds x Supernatural
Word Count: ~3350
Warnings: Errbody gettin drunk. Terrible zamboni puns. 
A/N: No, seriously, it’s just random drunk conversations. They are ridiculous. It’s fun. Thanks to @stunudo​, @fookinghelljensensthighs​, @lastactiontricia​ and everybody else in the Slack chat who listened to me ramble and helped with Nutcracker jokes/Winchester band names. Hair clip scene inspired by this post. 
Part 6 of the Rockstar AU! 
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The “Wayward Sons” World Tour: Pre-Tour Kickoff Party
. . .
“Okay, seriously though, my friend found all these pictures of them at Bonnaroo walking around with a girl with blue hair, right? So she did a side-by-side analysis and she swears it’s Harry Styles in a wig. Like, honest to god.” 
“Who’s Harry Styles?” Spencer asks, putting his book down and rubbing his eyes as he comes out of his reading trance.
“Only the love of my life,” Penelope tells him. 
“Penelope,” Emily interrupts. “You are not allowed to ask him if he’s really friends with Harry Styles.” 
Penelope deflates slightly. “But -”
JJ tells her, “You are definitely not allowed to ask if you can have Harry Styles’s phone number.” 
Penelope rolls her eyes. “Apparently there’s a whole group of crazies who think he and Sam are actually dating. There are conspiracy theories and everything.” 
“Let’s just outlaw the subject of Harry Styles altogether,” JJ says hurriedly. “Okay?” 
“Oh my God, I wouldn’t actually ask. Are you ready yet, Em?” 
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Emily replies, glaring at her reflection. She’s been trying to even out her wings for like half an hour now. “I look like a raccoon.” 
“So… normal then?” Spencer asks, with his cheekiest smile. 
“Uh oh, we’ve got Sassy Spence tonight,” JJ says. She grabs Emily’s arm to tug her away from the mirror. “You’re gorgeous. Let’s go.” 
“Forward, march!” Penelope orders. “To Suite 202!” 
. . . 
“So then Sammy asks if she’s his daughter,” Dean finishes. 
Hotch and Spencer laugh; it makes Hotch look about ten years younger. 
“What did she say?” Spencer asks, tucking his hair behind his ears again. With his legs crossed in his ratty Chucks, he looks too young to be drinking. 
“Just said ‘I’m his wife,’ ice cold, and walked away.”
“You should’ve seen the look on Sam’s face,” Cas adds. He settles down next to Dean, handing him a fresh drink and sitting close. For a moment Dean forgets that they’re allowed to be close, that he’s not in public any more, and then he puts an arm around Cas, smiling to himself. 
“What about you?” Dean asks. 
“I haven’t gotten starstruck since Kurt Cobain,” Hotch answers. “But you should ask Spencer what happened when he met David Byrne.” 
“Spencer, what happened when you met David Byrne?” Cas asks with a smirk. 
“Well… you know how Freud talked about seeing the Acropolis for the first time? The feeling of derealization?” 
“No,” Dean says, raising his eyebrows. “Should I?” 
“What you have to understand is that my mom was playing me the Talking Heads while I was in the womb,” Spencer continues earnestly. “Remain In Light, mostly, because it came out that year, but — anyway. Research shows —“
“David Byrne is his Acropolis,” Hotch translates. “He didn’t speak for almost two hours after they were introduced.” 
“And I get the feeling there aren’t many things that render him speechless,” Cas says dryly. 
. . .
“Hey there, hot stuff,” Penelope says, and she sits in the empty spot next to Derek on the couch. She almost kicks Spencer as she does so; he’s sitting on the floor in front of the couch, hunched over one of the acoustic guitars that everybody’s been passing around. 
“You know there’s another chair, right?” asks Sam, who’s sprawled out in one of the armchairs opposite their couch.   
“Trust me, it’s pointless,” Derek tells him. “He hates chairs.” 
“That’s not true,” Spencer says absent-mindedly, tucking his hair behind his ears. “I like the ones with wheels.” 
“Wait, you play keys, right?” Sam asks, watching Spencer pluck out a quick, dexterous open-tuned thing that Penelope is pretty sure he’s improvising. 
“And synths,” Spencer says, pushing his hair out of his eyes again. “But also… a little bit of everything, I guess.” 
“Guitar, bass, drums, violin, cello, saxophone, clarinet,” Derek rattles off proudly. “What else? There are some weird ones.” 
“Didgeridoo!” Penelope adds. 
“She calls it my didgeri-don’t,” Spencer says, and it’s true; it’s her least favorite instrument, which is unfortunate because it’s one of her favorite words.“And there are a few things I built, I guess, but haven’t really named yet.”
“That’s awesome,” Sam says, looking suitably impressed. 
“You need a goddamn haircut, Pretty Boy,” Derek says, as Spencer tries to get his hair out of his eyes again. 
“Don’t listen to him,” Sam tells Spencer, running a hand through the shampoo-commercial situation he has on his own head. “And don’t let my brother start in on you, either.” 
Penelope rummages in her purse for a second and pulls out a neon green butterfly clip. She combs some hair back from Spencer’s forehead, twists it, and secures it so that the butterfly is right on the crown of Spencer’s head.
“Thanks, that’s much better,” Spencer says, giving her a quick smile over his shoulder. Sam stifles a laugh. 
“Hey,” Derek says, in an undertone. “Got any more of those?” 
“I love the way your brain works,” Penelope stage-whispers back. She digs around until she has a whole handful of aggressively colorful glittery barrettes (some are shaped like flowers, some have pom-poms) and passes half to Derek. She leans down and starts to braid a little section of hair near Spencer’s temple. He doesn’t seem to notice. 
. . . 
“You’re new, aren’t you?” Hotch asks, as he starts mixing himself a drink. “I don’t think we met at the surprise show.” 
“Jack,” the kid says, with a sweet smile. He’s all fresh-faced and earnest. Hotch has concerns. 
“I’m Aaron, but everybody calls me Hotch,” he says. “What‘s your part in this whole circus?” 
“I’m their guitar tech,” he chirps. “Cas is my uncle, also. He’s the one who got me the job.” 
“Uh-huh. First tour?” 
He nods. “I’m excited! This is going to be great.”
Hotch has a feeling this is going to be trouble. 
Jack has a hand on the whiskey bottle when Hotch notices and asks, “How old are you?” 
“He’s twenty,” Charlie interrupts, snatching the bottle from Jack’s hand. “Down, boy.” 
Jack shrugs, not seeming particularly bothered, and wanders away with his soda. 
“Good to know,” Hotch says wryly. 
Charlie gives Hotch an apologetic look and says, “I feel like a spoilsport. Like, let the kid have some fun, right?”
“So you followed all the rules when you were his age?” 
“Well, no, not so much, although I wasn’t into drinking so much as… um. Mild felonies.” She wrinkles her nose expressively. “But I have strict orders from Cas. He might look like a teddy bear, but Cas can be scary.” 
“Felonies,” Hotch says, trying to keep a straight face. Charlie nods. 
“Hacking, mostly?” she says tentatively. “There was some… environmentally focused cyber-terrorism, I guess you’d call it.” 
“You should talk to Penelope, she used to do that sort of thing as well.” 
Charlie looks over dubiously at Penelope, who is pulling up the hem of Derek’s shirt and showing off his abs, Vanna White style, for Sam’s benefit. Sam looks shockingly unaffected, so odds are he is straight, in which case, Rossi owes Hotch some money.
“Really. She was actually contacted by the FBI, they wanted to hire her, but.” Hotch smiles at the way Charlie’s mouth falls open. “She has a whole… sordid history. They used to call her the Black Queen.” 
“Are you… what?” Charlie asks incredulously. 
“I know, it’s a ridiculous name, but —”
“No, that’s — I can’t believe it,” Charlie stutters. “Really?” 
Hotch raises an eyebrow. “Really. Does that mean something to you?” 
Charlie shakes her head, eyes wide. “You don’t understand, she’s a legend. She’s like a frakking rockstar.” 
“Excuse me?” 
“No, like an actual rockstar,” Charlie insists. “Not that you’re not a rockstar, I didn’t mean — holy crap.” 
“Would you like me to introduce you?” Hotch offers. 
Charlie goes pale. “I don’t — um.” 
“I think you’re the first person who has ever been intimidated by Penelope Garcia,” Hotch muses. 
Charlie does a quick shot of whiskey before nodding. “Okay, I think I’m ready.” 
. . . 
“I am so fuckin’ glad I don’t have to deal with this every night,” Bobby says gruffly, with an expansive gesture at everyone in the room and their varied levels of inebriation. “We’re too old for this shit. Don’t know how you still want to go out on the road.” 
“Of all the groups I’ve managed, believe it or not, this one’s the easiest.”
Bobby looks across the room to where JJ is passing around shots and Emily is talking everybody into a game of Truth or Dare, as a “bonding exercise.” Spencer is clinging to Morgan’s back like a gangly white Yoda; Morgan, who’s serenading Sam with “Wonderwall” (Sam is covering his ears and looking pained) doesn’t seem to notice his weight. 
“I don’t believe it, actually,” Bobby tells Rossi, who shrugs. 
“They take care of each other, really. No ego involved, with any of them, which is rare enough in this business.” Rossi pauses as Penelope shrieks; Hotch, who is standing between her and Charlie, looks vaguely alarmed, but nobody seems to be in any real danger. Rossi adds, “They may act like a bunch of assclowns sometimes, but they’re much smarter than they look. I told you, didn’t I?” 
“Fair enough,” Bobby says. He’d called Rossi on a whim, looking for an opener for Dean’s surprise show and hinting about “discretion” and “liberal types,” trying not to give too much away. He’d expected Rossi to put him in touch with a friend of a friend, or something. He didn’t expect this to work out so well.
Bobby’s not used to things working out well. It’s a nice change. 
“Good to see you again, anyway” Rossi says. “You’re coming out to a few more shows, right?” 
“Course. I’ll be around here and there.” 
“Bet you’ll miss them soon enough. I was bored stiff when I was retired,” Rossi says. 
“Yeah, well, you didn’t have to get those two through their teenage years,” Bobby grouches. “Just about put me in an early grave.” 
“They seem like good kids,” Rossi says. “I don’t think I’ve seen you since they were… how old?” 
Bobby can’t help but smile at that. “Yeah, they’ve got good heads on their shoulders. They grew up. Just in time, too. I kept tellin’ them, success is going to change things, but I don’t think they believed me. Idjits.” 
Rossi nods knowingly. “Cheers to success, then. And old friends.” 
“I’ll drink to that.” 
. . . 
“Pastor’s son, in the church,” Emily says. 
“Twins,” Dean replies smugly. 
“Nice.” Emily gives him a fist-bump. “Backstage during a performance of The Nutcracker.” 
“I’ll be very disappointed if there were no nut jokes.” 
Emily smirks. “Well, there were no actual nuts involved, but the fairy did, in fact, taste like sugar plums.” 
“Yeah, okay, not bad,” Dean says. He clinks his beer bottle against hers and they drink. “On top of a zamboni.” 
“You mean zam-bone-y?” 
“Thank you! Sam rolled his eyes so hard I thought they were gonna fall out when I said that.” 
“The Roxy.”  
“Green room? C’mon,” Dean scoffs. “Amateur hour.” 
“Nope,” Emily says triumphantly. “In the crowd, during a Guns N Roses show.” 
“Okay, that’s fuckin’ awesome,” Dean laughs.
“It really was.” 
Dean’s eyes flick across the room, following Cas, who just deadpanned something that’s making Hotch double over with laughter. Dean’s eyes go crinkly at the corners as his smile gets even brighter — a full-on megawatt movie star smile — and his expression is so sweet and soft and utterly adoring that Emily melts a little bit. 
“Gross,” she says, elbowing Dean. He elbows her right back. 
“Shuddup,” he mutters. 
“No more twins for you,” Emily sing-songs. 
“Worth it,” Dean says firmly, and even she can’t think of anything snarky to say to that. 
. . . 
JJ can only understand about one in five of the words Penelope and Charlie are chattering to each other, so she gives up and leaves them to it. She’s slightly concerned they’re plotting to take over the world, or something. They don’t seem to notice her leaving. 
Dean and Emily are side by side on one of the couches, both slouching, with their feet up on the coffee table and beers resting on their stomachs, giggling about something as if they’ve been lifelong friends. The whole tableau is unexpected, but not in a bad way. 
There’s something about Dean that JJ just didn’t like, at first. It’s mostly that he’s too likable. In every interaction they’ve had, he’s been incredibly charismatic, warm, polite, funny… but it’s not him. 
JJ is an expert at getting people to trust her without ever showing her hand. She recognizes a bluff when she sees one. 
She’s been watching Dean, whenever he thinks she’s not paying attention. He lets his guard down, sometimes, when he’s with his brother or Cas, but there’s a well-disguised wall that goes up when he talks to anyone else. It’s defensive fortifications camouflaged as charm. 
Apparently Emily’s shoved through whatever wall Dean usually puts up when he’s around strangers. Emily can do that to a person, though. JJ knows that better than anybody. 
Emily’s clearly teasing him about something. He’s grinning, boyish and bashful and genuine, and JJ likes him a hell of a lot more, suddenly. 
She heads over to join them on their couch, sliding over the armrest to sprawl halfway over Emily’s lap and cuddle in close. 
“Are you two still playing Truth or Dare? This doesn’t look very daring.” 
“Debauchery pissing contest,” Emily informs her. 
Dean is watching her, and his walls are up again: pleasant smile slapped on his face, eyes calculating, playing it close to the chest until he figures her out. 
She raises an eyebrow and prompts him: “Well? Aren’t you going to ask me?” 
He looks suspicious, but he goes with it. “What’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?”
“A lady doesn’t kiss and tell,” JJ says primly, and for a second Dean’s actually thinking about taking her seriously. She rolls her eyes. “Kidding. Middle of a Guns N Roses show.” 
He looks confused for a second. Then Emily and JJ high-five, and Dean barks out a laugh. 
“I didn’t know you —” 
He hesitates. 
“Swing that way?” JJ supplies. 
“Yeah, that.”
“Most people don’t, and we’re gonna keep it that way. Understood?”
Dean seems surprised by the sudden sharp edge in her voice. “Gotcha.” 
“I used to think she was crazy for not coming out publicly,” Emily tells Dean, but she’s looking at JJ with a little half-smile on her face. “But now that people are starting to give a shit about us, sometimes I think she might’ve had the right idea.” 
“Don’t lie, you love being an ‘inspiration to the youth,’” JJ says, with mocking finger quotes. “And you’ve been disappointing your mom for years, she’s used to it. Mine would probably have a heart attack.” 
“Yeah, but the number of times I get that fucking ‘Does that mean you’re attracted to pans?’ bullshit, I swear to God…” 
Dean’s looking at JJ again, but this time it’s less calculating and more admiring. He nods slowly like something just started to make sense.  
“Helluva poker face,” he says approvingly.  
JJ grins. “Yours isn’t too bad either.” 
. . . 
“I gotta ask,” Spencer says, slurred and slow. “How’d you choose the band name? The Ceiling Fires?”
Sam shrugs. “It was a recurring dream that Dean and I both used to have.” 
“Weird image.” Spencer makes a face as he undoes one of the tiny braids Penelope left in his hair. “Not that — weird isn’t a bad thing. It’s memorable.”  
“Yeah, I guess so. Dean called it that as a joke, to start with, I think, but...” Sam rambles. He’s right at that point of drunk where words just keep rolling off his tongue. “Feels like a long time ago. I mean, I did not in a million years think we’d end up here.” 
“Linear time,” Spencer comments. 
Sam waits for him to finish the thought, but apparently that’s it. 
“Linear time,” he repeats agreeably. “It’s not just… time, though, you know? It’s the whole deal. Success, I guess. People listening.  Expecting you to look a certain way, or… I don’t fucking know.”
Spencer nods pensively, combing his fingers through his hair again. “We did a magazine photo shoot the other day and they wouldn’t let me wear any of my own clothes. I like my clothes. And people keep asking if I’m dating anybody.” 
“Yeah, I’ve been getting that question too.” Spencer doesn’t know the half of it. Sam laughs to himself, rubbing his forehead, and takes a big gulp of his drink. 
Spencer pulls out another barrette with a grimace. “I mean, why would anyone care if you’re dating… who was it? Harry Styles?” 
Sam chokes and spits whiskey everywhere. 
“Who —” he wheezes, and has to stop to cough. “Fucking — how did you know?” 
“Wait, really?” 
“What?” 
“Penelope said it was just a stupid rumor,” Spencer says. He’s squinting at Sam like he’s seeing double. 
“Shit.” The adrenaline rush is going a long way toward sobering Sam up. He shakes his head and tries to pull himself together. “Shit. I just… shit.” 
“Is that a big deal?” Spencer asks, with a mild sort of confusion. “Penelope made it sound like a joke. She called it a conspiracy theory.” 
Sam stares at him, open-mouthed, before dropping his head into his hands with a groan. “Yeah, let’s just keep calling it a conspiracy theory, okay? I already owe his publicist a fucking… fruit basket, or maybe just a lot of wine.” 
“If it makes you feel any better, I don’t actually know who that is,” Spencer offers. Sam laughs weakly. “No, really, I won’t tell anybody. Even Penelope. Especially Penelope.” 
Sam studies him for a second. He looks earnest enough, in a boozy, unfocused way, but Sam’s learned the hard way that most people can’t be trusted. 
Still, worth a try. 
“If you could — yeah. Please? Just… please don’t tell anybody.” 
“Believe me,” Spencer says. “I know how it goes. If you let people see the things that matter…” He trails off, his eyes sliding to a point somewhere over Sam’s shoulder, and his voice gets unexpectedly clear and fierce. “People can be vicious. I wouldn’t give them a weapon like that.” 
Sam’s pretty sure he shouldn’t feel so reassured — Spencer still has a glittery butterfly clip sticking out from behind one ear — but he is, somehow. 
“Thanks,” he says quietly. 
Spencer shrugs, like it’s nothing, and settles the guitar in his lap again. “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”
“Oh hell no,” Sam grumbles, and throws a couch cushion at him.  
. . .
“Okay,” Hotch says decisively. “Everybody have their room keys?” 
“Aww! He’s like the world’s cutest drill sergeant,” Charlie says. Hotch scowls at her, but he has a feeling it’s not very intimidating. She just giggles.
“Rossi?” Hotch asks, looking around and doing a quick head count. 
“Went to bed an hour ago to listen to the latest episode of his fucking true crime podcast,” Emily says. 
Hotch frowns. “Without me? Sneaky bastard.” 
“Of all the weird fucking hobbies…” JJ mutters. “Hey, Morgan, is it my turn to be the jetpack?” 
“Fuck no. I am way too buzzed to be carrying any of you home tonight. You can walk.”
“I’m not sure I can, actually,” Spencer says morosely. He looks like a rag doll, sitting on the floor, propped up by the side of the couch. 
“Somebody come get Schroeder,” Dean mumbles, from where he’s curled up on the couch with his head in Cas’s lap. 
“We got this,” Penelope says determinedly. She grabs Spencer by the wrists and hauls him to his feet, and they lean against each other heavily, somehow managing to stay upright. 
Sam opens the door for them, smiling bemusedly as they all start to trail past: Morgan first, uncharacteristically wobbly on his feet; Emily and JJ, with their hands tucked into each other’s back pockets; Spencer and Penelope, staggering dangerously; and finally, Hotch bringing up the rear.
“Thanks,” he tells Sam, and waves at the others. “See you tomorrow.” 
Before the door closes behind him, Hotch hears Dean say, “It’s gonna be a fun tour.” 
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