#(Mike suggests Beak-achu. El wants to call it Egg-O. Dustin swears to never speak to them again if they don't go with Hen Solo.) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chaoticvictorianspirit · 2 years ago

Text

I only meant to reblog this cute little blurb but something within me took over and suddenly there's a whole future au in my tags. Oh well.

Steve who was always kinda sad that he had to be the one doing the romantic gestures for girls and just wished someone would do one for him.

And Eddie didn’t realize this was something Steve needed and makes a joke about it and how stupid those big stuffed animals in Walmart are, right babe? And then he noticed the way Steve is longingly gazing and he’s like oh fuck.

Steve gets a very big stuffed dinosaur for Valentine’s Day, and ever single one after that.

#by like...their 20th valentine's day together Eddie's struggling to find another species of dino that Steve doesn't have yet #cue Eddie presenting his husband with an enormous chicken plushie in the middle of their fancy valentine's dinner date #listen bir... birds are... birds are ~technically~ dinosaurs Steve okay jeez could you just stop laughing for a second god damn it #meanwhile Steve is fighting for dear life choking on his wine #(the chicken later takes up a place of honour on their best armchair and the Party always fight who gets to cuddle it during movie nights)#(when deciding on a name there were some strong contestants)#(Mike suggests Beak-achu. El wants to call it Egg-O. Dustin swears to never speak to them again if they don't go with Hen Solo.)#(neither of them stand a chance though. he's officially named Barney. the only respectable name for a true dinosaur according to Steve)#(Eddie isn't in love with the name however. after some back and forth they settle on a compromise)#(and that's how the world welcomed Barney The Fierce Destroyer Of Realms And Guardian Of Love)

1K notes · View notes