#(I totally didn't ask Abi what ur name was.......)

[onmymasa22]

When u were diagnosed at like 7 with an auditory processing disorder and at 20 with ADHD (which spoiler alert- usually goes together cuz adhd always comes with friends, POTS also usually has a seat at the table) and its 2am and u google auditory processing disorder symptoms for the first time and realize that the tiredness u feel from listening, that theres ppl who u just cant understand because of their speech pattern, and the fact that it can take u a WHILE till u can answer someones question and they think that there's something wrong with u is ALL connected to it.... and suddenly ur life makes more sense.

The little things in november

Clean laundry

Perfume

Teeshirts with funny quotes like "straight out of bais yaakov" and "surely not everybody was kungfu fighting"

Winterboots

I dont really celebrate thanksgiving, to me its a christian holiday with Mass, yes there is thanksgiving day mass. ppl came to america which didnt belong to them, killed ppl, and i guess said "lets eat". Not the most jewish. But taking a second

As i got older my family stopped doing thanksgiving when my parents learned that theres a thanksgiving day mass, making it kind of a christian holiday go to. And it always felt weird to me the idea of ppl coming to a country that was not assigned to them and kill ppl for it. We dont really do that.

Something that always bothered me why moshe seperated from his wife. If a man and a woman togetger is the holiest thing that can be. Rabbis and shir hashirim talks about that its completeness the most that can be. And to me, seperating is a christian thing.

The head of my department: so who do u want helping u with ur final exhibit project?

Me: rachel, shes the only teacher who believed in me from the beginning. She saw me working and said "wow, ur an artist" i was flying for a week, im still flying honestly

The head of the department: but we all believe in u. I gave u a really high grade, doesnt that tell u i believe in u?

Me: oh, that didn't even enter... thats like a guy saying "but i paid the mortgage, doesnt that tell u that i love u" like no- i need the gushy crap too

Clean laundry

Jacobs coffee the one in the green bottle that looks like little pebbles

Pottery

Finding canvases for your oil acrylic painting ideas

And gettting aculpture tools amd clay for pottery and sculptures.

Anyone know of a indoor place with good ventilation that someone can sit and oil paint

Interviewer: do u have any special skills?

Me: yes, my special skills range from the abi can name the title and singer of most songs three beats in.

Does anyone else feel like their brain remembers the weirdest things.

Weird skills

When u have a weird brain, u can name a song

that gloms onto all kinds of crap, u can listen to the radio and name the song and the singer three seconds in. And also

Skills i have that are totally unusable:

The ability to name the song and the singer three seconds into most songs in hebrew or english

I can name you all the generations from adam to moshe by heart and every parsha

What my memory includes

Hebrew and english songs, knowing the title and singer three seconds in and all the lyrics.

Every generation from adam to moshe.

All the parshios

Weird dvar torah ive heard over the years.

The quantum theory

The voice of everyone ive ever met befause i remember and can recognize someones voice more than their face.

One of my insecurities is being called tired. Having people tell me im a tired person. I do alot but i know i am. It takes me effort to understand what i hear in english. To try to understand what i hear in

Im that person who can name the title and singer of

When u realize ur friends pick up on things that u didnt notice u do. I was told i dont twist my neck. I move my whole body to face people when i enter the room.

U know whats interesting. When i made aliyah, for the first two years when anyone would ask me where i live, my answer was always everywhere. Because i never knew where id end end up sleeping. Id just aways have my backpack with a toothbrush. Sleeping everywhere from cars to bars to couches to benches to chairs stacked together. Outside, inside. Sober, drunk. Nights dancing, chilling, talking, drinking. I was just always along for the ride. Pants with holes from bonfires, clothes comfortable enough to chill in them for two, sometimes three day adventures. I remember laying on the floor, three arak shots in, being so happy i couldnt believe it. I also remember crying uncontrollably or being so numb, throwing up in the street, sleeping there till the busses started again cuz i really had nowhere to go.

Something really cool

So it always bothered me how moshe seperated from his wife. Like, thats a christian thing. We dont do that. Being married is holy. Sex is like the kodesh hakedashim. It says that miriam and aharon were saying that moshe should divorce

night id sleep in Jerusalem, tel aviv, ramat gan, yad binyamin, yad atan

[mull3ts]

MADREMADREMADREMADREMADREMADRE

wey

I think my very first sexual experience will be taking place VERY soon, and I am terrified, to say the least. Ik I'm oversharing (as always) but like all my friends are either gay or don't even know what the word sex means, so I've come to you seeking advice

Ok so like how do I not get pregnant? I'm not on the pill but I don't trust condoms like have you seen love Rosie? Stop, I don't wanna have a chamaco in my belly 😩 like I need some reassurance that nothing’s gonna happen so long as I wear protection

And then THE URINARY TRACK INFECTIONS, bitch how do I make sure I'm safe of any risk of this kind 🤨

Send some help or I might collapse

btw how’ve you been shawty?

I AM SORRY TO INFORM U AT THIS MOMENT BUT MADRE HAS MOVED BLOGS, SHE'S HERE but I'm cam :D AND I WILL HELP U RN HOMIE- So,,,,make sure said male wears a condom bcs there's a high as a kite chance no #1 swimmer is gonna swim through, BUT IF SOMEHOW A #1 SWIMMER MANAGES TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST—plan b. just, get plan b or the morning after pill (if yu have costco near you, you could get em there bcs it's cheaper) AND MAKE SURE U FUCKIN PEE AFTERWARDS bcs uti's are not 4 u and I so mhm 🤨 homie to homie moment, I just don't want you to have a lil entity up in you.

[johnsamericano]

Well if this isn’t the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done 🤡 thanks for the advice, homie, we shall wait for my period and pray that I’m not part of that 1% of the condom ineffectiveness 😭

MADREMADREMADREMADREMADREMADRE

wey

I think my very first sexual experience will be taking place VERY soon, and I am terrified, to say the least. Ik I'm oversharing (as always) but like all my friends are either gay or don't even know what the word sex means, so I've come to you seeking advice

Ok so like how do I not get pregnant? I'm not on the pill but I don't trust condoms like have you seen love Rosie? Stop, I don't wanna have a chamaco in my belly 😩 like I need some reassurance that nothing’s gonna happen so long as I wear protection

And then THE URINARY TRACK INFECTIONS, bitch how do I make sure I'm safe of any risk of this kind 🤨

Send some help or I might collapse

btw how’ve you been shawty?

I AM SORRY TO INFORM U AT THIS MOMENT BUT MADRE HAS MOVED BLOGS, SHE'S HERE but I'm cam :D AND I WILL HELP U RN HOMIE- So,,,,make sure said male wears a condom bcs there's a high as a kite chance no #1 swimmer is gonna swim through, BUT IF SOMEHOW A #1 SWIMMER MANAGES TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST—plan b. just, get plan b or the morning after pill (if yu have costco near you, you could get em there bcs it's cheaper) AND MAKE SURE U FUCKIN PEE AFTERWARDS bcs uti's are not 4 u and I so mhm 🤨 homie to homie moment, I just don't want you to have a lil entity up in you.