#(Bill once he sobers up and realizes his mistake: 'i'm sooo sorry. i was hacked 😢 pray 4 me') | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ckret2 · 2 days ago

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immediately thought of bill social media posting upon seeinf this

shit Bill means to post to his private tumblr that's followed by 5 henchmaniacs 2 freaks and Mabel but accidentally posts to his ✨ peace 🕊️ love ❤️ healing 🌈 and wealth 💸 blog that exclusively exists to convince essential oil-addicted easily-scandalized conservative mommy bloggers that Jesus supports crypto

#(Bill once he sobers up and realizes his mistake: 'i'm sooo sorry. i was hacked 😢 pray 4 me')#(Bill on the same blog three hours later: 'do you ever see a guy with webbed feet and think—#HEY BABYGURL IF YOU GOT GOLD PIERCINGS BETWEEN YOUR TOES I'D LET YOU DO THINGS TO ME I WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT TO MY COURT APPOINTED THERAPIST'#lyril #ask #bill goldilocks cipher #(Bill after Mabel sends him a hundred angry DMs about the paper mache post: 'i didn't mean YOUR pig's blood!!')

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