#(A/N: given the narrator's tendency to dump walls of facts i feel i should specify this is a fake place)

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12. What's she whispering? I can't hear that. Tell me- what's going on over there? (are we in a tornado zone by any chance - 32%)

I'm glad you asked.

This little diner is over in Port Byrock - a sunny little coastal town on the east coast (and not to be confused with the one in New South Wales!). As the name suggests the surrounding sea is quite rocky which limits the amount of coastal traffic permitted, but the town nevertheless thrives economically. Its exports are few and mostly delivered to the mainland via truck, so much of its income instead stems from tourism. And tourists love this town! The weather is pleasant year-round and the views are breathtaking.

Hurricanes aren't heard of, unfortunately. But tornadoes? Extremely rare. You and Hat have nothing to worry about as you

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