#((remember these are MAID's opinions on these characterrs

[gregoryhousekeeping]

Any tea to spill on some guests that you DON'T like?

"Not fer free."

[The mun hands Maid a tenner which she pockets, this will only happen once]

"Ah lookit that, kettle's full again. Now lesse... Ye probably know about all the skeletons in that rat's closet, who else can I talk about?"

"Oye ye know who nobody ever talks about? Clockmaster, he's one'a the sloppiest, messiest drunks here."

"Now you may be thinkin', 'Oh but Mad Maid, aren' Cactus Gunman an' Gregory drunks as well? Oye, yer right, but neither be so called 'masters' of bloody time! How do ye expect ta clean somethin' when the blitherin' idiot is movin' time forwards an' backwards?!"

"Ye wanna know the worst part? He lets his son do all the tinkerin' around here so because he canne be bothered. Bloody 'Clockmaster', he deserves ta be hung on a wall."

"Oh I canne say that I'm fond a Gregory's little brat grandson either. Inflictin' misery on others runs in the family, except he thinks he can get away with it because he's a little snotty child! No amount a' 'I didn't mean it', an 'Oh so'n'so made me do it', an crocodile tears 'ill work on me."

"He doesn' want anyone ta know he keeps a hidden stash a goodies somewhere in the house. Most'a it stolen. I plan on cleanin' it out on a day he really tries to make me blood boil."

"I also bet ye didn't know ye can get yer money back from the Payphone if ye hit 'im hard enough. Though he might not appreciate it, canne say we get along. Hahaha~!"