#((Should be renamed to Absolute Disaster but y'know))
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Absolute Sportsmanship
ABSOLUTE SPORTSMANSHIP The Angels finally caught up with the now revealed Nephilim, only to be stopped by a platoon of Lethocs units. Despite their attempts to sway Lethocs in their favor, Shroud intervened and reaffirmed that he will knot allow them on federal property.
Where we last left our story, Angels and Demons stood separated by a shitton of Lethocs and a police barrier. While the Mayor stands, smug and covered in an awfully chic scarf, the thread of not finding the Nephilim looms over them.
Strappon grimaced further at the Mayor of Daten as he stood a fair ways behind the barrier, his usual consort Amulet standing beside him with a clipboard and a similarly smug expression. Except his expression was visible.
With Hot Pants where he was, Duster was even more tense the longer the silence grew. He was torn between staring him down in a glare or not even looking at him. For now, he'll just narrow his eyes at him.
"What are we gonna do now?" Jacket asked, clasping his hands behind his head in an out-of-place casualty only an anime protagonist would have.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Camisole stood alone at the entrance to Ground Zero. She stood there rubbing her arms for warmth, deeply regretting not bringing a jacket or something. Though it probably wasn't that cold. Legit, Cami takes showers so hot they slightly burn. Unless it's 80 degrees or more outside she's not satisfied.
Anyhow, the fallen angel was alone at the entrance pissed she had to come. _Stupid Dermal forced me to come here. Like I want to listen to him._ __"Hello!? Is anyone there?__" she screamed. "__I came to help! Are you fucking happy!__" There was no reply. Looks like she would have to start in alone. She stomped on through the ruins, too annoyed and impulsive to realize the danger she could be in. And probably would be in. It's Camisole after all.
DJDEVIL: Ruka leaned against Panty Raid, a rum bottle in hand and his usual 'Fuck off or I'll rip your balls off' expression across his face. He and the truck were covered in dirt and grime from searching Ground Zero for the Nephilim. As he looked through the group of Angel and humans, he took special notice a few familiar, not to mention hated, faces and clenched his bottle tightly before taking a big swig. Vest was there as well, fiddling around with Panty Raid's engine, making sure it was ready for the next search attempt. He too was dirty, though not as much as Ruka, and wore a tank top under his namesake, some old work pants, and boots as he didn't want to get his good clothes dirty from searching the ruins and possibly torn up by the Nephilim should they find it. He would honestly rather be shopping but Ruka wanted to take the truck with him for this assignment and knew damn well that he would get it totaled like last time despite just having it all fixed up. Due to the fact he was fired from Hell Corp, he technically wasn't allowed here, but he wasn't gonna let his baby get wrecked again, especially after he spent so much money on the repairs.
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem stood off to the side, not really wanting to step anywhere. "Everything's so....filthy." he thought. He lightly kicked the ground where he stood. He wish he'd brought his cleaning supplies. He could probably have the place spotless by the end of the day.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: The Creampuff boys were huddled together in a corner, Mary Janes sat beside his senpai. Their tiny bonds were growing. Mary sat with the gang and watched everything from the comfort of a bush.
KRO: Hot Pants sighed as the Mayor showed up, looking back to Duster, "Listen, our Commander didn't know who the mayor is. If he did, we wouldn't be here. Besides I'm the only Captain here in Daten that can lead troops."
This was frustrating, he didn't feel like he needed to explain his presence but this is Duster.
Hairpin appeared a distance away from everyone, his hair ruffled up with debris in it and his clothes dirtied and tattered. He was obviously doing fieldwork compared to everybody else.
TORIBIRDSEED: A little late to the party, A large car drove up the the scene that many were gathered at, and out along with loud bustling music came out two individuals. The first was a rather small freckled face girl with short white hair, wearing a white oversized sweater, and a skirt. Along with *her* came out the oh so famous Chokki, a world renowned jpop idol who had been staying in Daten now for the last while. With a click to her step Chokki marched along those who had arrived before her, her hair acting like a cape for her. She had it in a ponytail not wanting it to touch the dirty ground below her, and she wore her extra high platforms to keep her elevated. Along with her the small girly looking one awkwardly shuffled along with her. To most this would seem like any other human, however to some who knew, this was one of Etch’s human disguises. A cute idol looking japanese girl, why a girl you ask? Well you can thank Maxi for that one, and Chokki doesn't like being followed by men.Chokki soon spoke up in her usual queen like voice, her japanese accent prevalent “Can somebody fill me in on what I missed, your queen does not like waiting, and it would be a privilege to speak to me regardless, me and my… associate need information.” She gently motioned to Etch.
On the other side of things, Collier was still just chilling around, he hadn't been too interested in the happenings of his fellow angels, he had been fallen for so long for a reason. He ended up distracting himself for a few hours by discussing business on the phone but aside from this he didn't have much to do, it was his day off and he wasn't at home, how sad. A sort of late arrival as well, a loud boom could be heard in the distance before a fallen angel shot down from the sky landing with grace, but force. Standing up and flipping the hair covering her one eye, the magnificent, usually angry and loud Goggles had arrived to join the frey, standing next to the disgruntled business angel Collier. Sighing she spoke up in a loud, angry tone. “Why the FUCK did nobody tell me this shit was going on huh?! You all trying to screw me over! I'll kill ya! Don't need to remind ya I can deck half of ya if I wanted!” She spat on the ground and looked pretty pissed off. Collier just ran a hand down his face.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "I can't believe this is happening!" Boxer shouted in anger as the Nephilim was long gone by now. "HEY BUBBY!" He shouts at Hot Pants very angrily. "We're the Angels of Abbey! We are here to kick evil ass! You just can't do that!" Boxer yelled at Hot Pants as he was getting WRATHFUL. Then Boxer was hit in the head with a Bible by Father Crucifix. "BOXER!" Father Crucifix said angrily at the angel. "We must respect the Law even if the Law is keeping us from Gods work" Father Crucifix said as he looks at Shroud. "But But But!" Boxer tried to say. "THAT'S A ORDER!" Father Crucifix said as he look Boxer with his yellow eyes. "Fine..." Boxer grunted as he stand down."Though i have one thing to say to our 'Mayor' of Daten City" Father Crucifix said as he get to distance to the Mayor and opens his bible. "Zechariah 13:2. And on that day, declares the Lord of hosts, I will cut off the names of the idols from the land, so that they shall be remembered no more. And also I will remove from the land the prophets and the spirit of uncleanness!" He shouted at the Mayor then closed his bible and walk back to Boxer and the Angels.
SAIYAN: Undershirt took a moment to look around. His eyes settled on a really short looking fellow, with a bunch of people standing behind them. That was weird looking. Something didn’t seem right, but then again, this whole adventure had been a trip.
Wristband shared her brother’s sentiment. Something was off here for sure.
Bowtie appeared behind HP. It looked like one of those dolls that go inside of each other, the way she kind of appeared. She looked at the crowd that gathered before them.
“Damn, looks like everyone showed up” she said, slightly taken aback.
There was more of them than she was expecting for sure.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Camisole somehow caught up to everyone, albeit with a few new scratches and bruises. Goggles shouting and the car pulling up were dead give aways.
Turning around to Goggles she quickly responded "Not being told is still better than being forced to come here." The desolate environment didn't help make her any less pessimistic that coming was a terrible, terrible idea. "Who are you anyway?" She asked the purple haired blaster.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens decided that he should call Fascinator to pick him up, after all, it was a bit too much trouble right now. The phone started ringing, a faint ringtone of that butterfly song from DDR resounds off in the distance. Fasciantor popped in one of the alleyways and shouts, "CAN'T I HAVE 3 SECONDS TO MYSELF?!" He stuffed the sheets of illegal substances in a plastic bag into his back pocket, walking over to the troupe of boys. Listen, a rave is coming up and he wants to be prepared. Sighing annoyed, "I try to buy myself a little something and y'all start losing your shit." nittens raised his eyebrow, "... You said you were sober." "... I promised nothing." Fascinator clears his throat, refusing to look at anyone in the face. Shrugging off the topic, he asks, "So why're yall here- Fuck are those the cops?" Immediately, he grabs Knitten's wrist and starts walking the opposite direction. He's been to jail, he doesn't wanna go back. He doesn't need more prison tattoos. Praying that no one would recognize him as he walks away from this business, whispering hastily, "Knittens I told you when you see the police you walk away and hide your tracks." Headphones fan himself as he looks around. Well, someone gotta do something. Asking outloud to anyone, "So that's it huh? Day off?" Jeokori was a sore thumb as he silently gazes off into the distance. It seems like something was happening. Writing onto a notebook and holding out to anyone that would answer, "Why have we summoned here again?"
OSCARK9: Dress Socks drove from work to Ground Zero on his Dodge Viper SRT 10 ACR with G-String for a ride. When they got out of the car, they were wearing their human disguises. While walking towards the group, Dress Socks was wearing in his human disguise as a human teenager with black hair, white skin, and red eyes. While G-Strings was wearing as a teenager, with black hair, and blue eyes. Seeing that this would be the best disguise for them to be in, it would be best to stay safe and play along. When they got there, they observe the rest of the Angels on the other side. Of course it make them unsettling, but a job is a job.
Gloves and Sapphire was still on the other side along with the rest of the Angels and still holding their weapon, but they decided to desummoned them and put them away. Otherwise, they get shot in the head or get a ticket by the pops..
TORIBIRDSEED: Goggles looked at camisole with her usual angry eye, considering one was covered and took a few steps closer to her “You trying to pick a fight with me! I'll decide whats better and whats worse for myself! Understand me toots!?” She crossed her arms and flipped her head to the side, not wanting to look at the other anymore “Whatever, I don't care, Not like it makes a difference because im here now!” Goggles was one of the many fallen angels who had no intentions of going back up to heaven, speaking of wrathful in all caps, that was basically her, she was angry often, and liked to pick fights that she couldn't win. She often caused problems for other people, and not to mention her vision sucks which made her weapon a disaster for her to have. Sighing, she spoke up again “Whatever, I'll figure out whats going on on my own, and if I gotta i'll beat somebodies ass to do that.” Collier was still standing next to Goggles and spoke up too “I came here because I wanted to and yet I am still regretting it… what a shame, I could be having fun right now.”
Chokki had spotted Fascinator from a distance, a wicked smile creeping on her face, she said nothing, but if he saw her too, she would have gave him a wink from where she was standing, otherwise she winked to nobody. Etch was almost crying from all the noise.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin Killer wore her highest platform heels, she already knew the deal with this place. Hell she frequented it. She removes a bright green lollipop from her bountiful boobies and she gives it quite the sensual lick. She sighs happily and she stretches, moaning in the process. A half naked guy places a few hundred dollar bills in her cleavage and she trips him into a puddle. She uses him as a stepping stone and she walks over.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong looks up at headphones and shrugs. "Maybe we can go home now?" He already knew Headphones was gonna say no, but it was worth a try anyway. Jong decided to put his weapons away, and just as quickly as they got summoned, they were being shoved away in his pockets, back in their magnificent jongy form. Diadem was unsure of why he was there, and more people kept showing up, so it must have been pretty serious. He tied his dark hair up into a bun, to keep it out of the way, and quickly pulled out a pair of latex gloves. He was NOT going to be getting his hands dirty today. He walked closer to the crowd, and stood quietly, trying to get an idea of what exactly they were supposed to do. It was his first assignment and he wasn't going to fuck it up. He had to make his babushka proud.
PLUTOPLAGUE: Mirror Mask, missing in the first half of this search, was again standing off to the side. He himself lone through the first half of this event, still trying to make himself useful but to no use at all. His heals had sunk into the filth beneath him, seeing this was not the right fashion choice for this outing.
Ball Gown had also been invited and willingly came along, but in the end of it she ended up hating this, as her dress was also a terrible choice for this outing. Her beautiful wavy, light lavender gown was dusted and looked like she had been kidnapped for a good three days. She wasn't that upset, seeing as she was a mother and knew all of the small secrets to getting rid of stains.
Tails had veered over to his mother, his rather striking disguise hiding the fact he wasn't either an angel or a heavenbent. Taking a risk here and there just to see his mother and chat. Just like the other two, he had become very dirty and a poor choice of clothes for this exhibition.
As for Yeezy, also hanging around the small group. "HEEEY YOU ALL LOOK SO UPSET! ITS SO FIN HERE THOUGH! YOU GOTTA GET A LITTLE DIRTY ONCE IN AWHILE!" Wasnt one to be very very out of trend, but even she could make a dirty camo outfit look good. She was having a blast, showing off her stomach with a crop top and her guns (almost quite literally) with a tight long sleeve undershirt.
What a big group of opposites, though they seem comfortable and content around each other while the world went on around them. Enjoying the time they have before parting ways.
EMI: Mankini emerged from the same direction as Hairpin, but far cleaner. He smoothed his hair down more, looking at himself in the mirror. It was a long while since he'd been on the surface and it was about time he crawled out of the hole he was in.
Deciding to finally meet with the rest of the Angels he was supposed to be watching, Dermal arrived almost the same way as Mankini did, but he had someone else adjusting his hair.
"What did I miss?" He asked, walking up beside Strappon. He put the mirror down and noticed the large amount of people in front of them. "Not much, I guess."
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Responding in a slightly less sarcastic tone Cami simply said "I'm not looking for a fight. At least not yet. I just wanted a conversation, but fine if you want to be I'll just go."
She continued to stare around and finally realized there were demons in disguise staring her down. "Oh shit. Who are they?" Camisole was not around last time to see the demons in the park. The disguises didn't help her realize these were, in fact, demons. Granted, she'd seen some of them through Twitter and even vaguely recognized Fasci from his profile. But this was her first time seeing them in person.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary pouts when he sees his senpai getting dragged away. Oh. Hellllll no. The little goth boy power walked over and gently tapped Headphones. Mary, somehow, manages to pick up Knittens bridal style and carry him back to Sneakers. He hides him in the bushes and Mary hides behind a dumpster.
TORIBIRDSEED: Clicking her tongue Goggles looked at the other once again “Good, glad you aren't, I ain't in the mood to fight… or something.” She seemed like she wasn't expecting that answer from the other. Goggles honestly couldn't see far enough to see the crowd of disguised demons so that wasn't happening. Collier on the other hand had not had many encounters with the other species first hand, He was pretty sure he had some demons recruited at his “night club” chain but he couldn't be certain. Putting his hands in his short pockets he fixed his hair before going off somewhere to relax until things pickup, not much to do there.
Etch took note of Mankini entrance, that was the meanie pants who scared him during the coliseum fight, it reminded him more however of the nicer demon who was big and wore a mask, that was a good memory if you ignore the scary one. Puffing his cheeks out and fixing his skirt which he wanted to take off more than anything, He hid close behind Chokki, and decided to stare at the ground. Chokki on the other hand was annoyed she wasn't being given any attention, clicking her tongue she looked pretty angry, no attention means nobody here knows about her, what a shame, shed have to tweet about her location for attention if things kept going on like this.Flipping her hair and smacking Etch in the face Chokki crouched down, her shoes keeping her elevated off the ground and began using her phone, probably tweeting, but who knows with her.
KRO: Hot Pants raised his brow at the Angel yelling angry at him. What the fuck was this guy's damage.
"Listen, /bubby/. As I said, I'm only doing my job. I can't do shit to let you guys through..."
Shades left the side of his barrier and back into the group of Angels. More like to the side of Dermal, debating on whether or not to update the guy. "Well sir, you almost missed the military playing Duck Hunt. That and we lost the Nephilim's tracks."
BRIT: Strappon stared almost tiredly at Dermal. "We're chasing a Nephilim. Maybe you know something about them?" He asked, "Regardless, we need to get to it and the Absolute Mayor is getting in the way." He gestured rudely in the direction of Shroud, who was minding his business observing some notes on Amulet's clipboard.
Shroud had looked up momentarily as Father Crucifix recited the Bible before literally turning away to look at the clipboard again.
"Boy what an ass." Jacket huffed.
Duster snorted, trying to keep himself calm. "You have to let us in. If you let your _leader_ know who the Mayor is, maybe we would be able to do something."
Sweater poked her head out from behind some rubble and bounded toward Virgin Killer. "Sweet~! I didn't know they had candy!" She said, glancing at the lollipop with wide eyes, "I brought snacks, but Shroud-sama said nya-t to put them out..." She seemed sad that no one wanted her refreshments.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens kept a straight face as he dragged into the bush and just questioned life at this point. Like why? Did Mary janes not know his guardian? Fascinator watched as Knittens got dragged away and got into mom mode. Who in the mcfuckin' mcmuffin is trying to get Knittens involved with the police? Straightening his posture as he walks over, taking Knitten's wrist as he drags him over to Mary Janes as he asks, "What are you boys doing here? There are drug dealers around here, I should know! Even worse, the police. Now- OH no wait it's just Hot Pants." He waves to Hot Pants, but then he saw everyone else and just looked around like someone just punched him. What now? He crouches down and asks, "Alright, someone wanna explain to me what's going on? Do I needa get a smoke grenade or?" Jeokori watched Etch get hit in the face and the tall alien crouches down to check on him. Reaching out in a friendly gesture as he writes, "Are you okay?"
KRO: Hot Pants waved back at Fascinator. He's on duty but his mom didn't raise him to be rude when others greeted him. He signed heavily, looking up at Duster. "I'll get the other captains that are here in Daten to fill him in. He'd be more than happy to drop relations with the mayor but ultimately our director has the final say."
He crossed his arms feeling defeated before perking up. "But given that it's a stupid-ass decision to keep relations, he'll elect to ignore whatever the director says."
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin blinks. Who was this precious cupid? Why was she coming over to her? What is this chest feeling? Virgin removes another tiddie pop and she holds the bright green sucker out to her. "That sounds awful! Who could refuse snacks from such a cutie?"
SAIYAN: Undershirt looked over at Shady. He was busy yelling at the red twink it would seem, and talking about duck hunt. He hated that game, the dog still haunts his dreams to this day. He shook his head and pushed those thoughts out of his mind.
“Yo, I love how we get stopped by a barbed wire fence. You think we can just fly over this or is it restricted airspace?” He asked him, folding his arms.
Something was going to have to give, be it their will or the fence or something else.
TORIBIRDSEED: Etch was not used to being approached by people he didint know, this one was tall however, just like the nice demon, so maybe this one was nice too. That was etch’s train of thought, demons who are nice are usually tall, this one was an alien though but same thing. Looking him over once he nodded and smiled “Um… yeah im okay” This was the first real time that anybody was hearing his disguised voice, it was girly, but still sounded like a boy, but definatly wasn't what Etch sounded like. Chokki looked down at him and the alien a little suprised anybody even talked to Etch, she thought he was a loner. “Good job sport, making some tall friends, you need em.” She had a soft spot for Etch but didint care much about him regardless, her personality didint change. Etch was still in awe at how tall this person was, wow, it was amazing, hed never seen anybody reach so high. “Wooow.” He couldn't help but speak up.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary watches Fasc and hissed when Knittens got dragged away. He looks up at the adult and he hugs Knittens."We're hunting ghosts mr. Me, Knittens and Sneakers are the Creampuff boys." -
DJDEVIL: "Ya almost done, Kleptofuck?" Ruka asked, turning his head to Vest. "No, for the fourth time." Vest answered, looking over at Ruka, "How about you go and do something other than bugging me, will ya?" He continued before resuming his fiddling. Ruka scoffed and looked for someone to talk with or maybe torture. He decided to talk to/torture a certain carrot boy. "Hey Four Eyes!" He exclaimed, walking up to Hairpin and roughly wrapping his arm around Hairpin, "Any luck on finding the Nephilam or whatever the fuck is called?"
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem made his way over to etch, and without a word, he picked him up and started to walk away back to where he was standing. This big haired chick was clearly a bully, and it's one of the only other things that he couldn't stand aside from germs. He looked back and shouted some words in Russian. Something about "leave kids alone" Diadem was angry. He even went past that tall dude when he picked up the small girl.
OMEGAPSYCHO: Father Crucifix sighs as his wisdom wasn't heard by a Demon like Shroud. "What do we do now, Father Crucifix?" Boxer ask him as he was standing down but itching for a Fight. "Brother Strappon order, until then we stand down and wait" Father Crucifix response to Boxer as he claps his hands together about to do a pray. "What are you doing?" Boxer ask as look at Father Crucifix praying. "I'm praying to God" Father Crucifix said as he started to pray. "Our Mother in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And do not bring us to the time of trial, but rescue us from the evil one. Ahem" Father Crucifix prayed as he to God while Boxer was picking his nose. Father Crucifix then uncapped his hands and stand by Boxer waiting for Strappon Orders. Boxer was wants to Punch something but that was him.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Looking around, rubbing her arms for warmth once again, Camisole responded to Undershirt "Lovely plan, but I think there are some people blocking us. Whoever they are." She groaned not knowing what to do right now. "What the hell's going on. Can someone tell me ___please___?"
KRO: "Well, do you prefer bullet holes in your body or talking to the feds without getting arrested?" Shades had a point.
"It's restricted airspace too, I just checked."
Hairpin wasn't expecting the sudden physical contact of Ruka and nearly squeaked. He was appreciating his personal space being invaded by anybody that wasn't his husband and as an act of mercy from having Ruka being mutilated at the hands of Amulet, he removed Ruka's arms away. "No need to worry about the Nephilim. It can't run far, or at least I'm not allowing it to. It'll be caught before these Angels think about getting a federal permit to investigate."
KRO: *wasn't appreciating oops
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Jeokori nods as he stands back up, being about double Etch's size. He writes down another question, dipping his claws in an ink bottle and writing down like it was a quill, "Why are we here? That and Angel's presence being also curious." He raised his eyebrow at Chokki, he felt like he should know who she was but at the same time she was an insginificant human, so he doubts that she made that much f an impression on him. WAtching Diadem then proceed to start beef with her, he just smiles at Etch and gives a friendly handshake. Well as friendly as claw extending out can be.
Fascinator raised his eye brow. Okay, listen he was 50% sure Knittens was straight, lasttime he talked to hima bout it it sailed over his head. Nodding, it makes sense, Knittens would do that after school. He usually didn't get hurt, hell if anything Fascinator got hurt just trying to make sure he was okay. But he choked at the name. BOY. He looks at Knittens, "That name is only a little better than Buttercream gang, and that's still just... Lord." He sighs, defeated. What in the heckies was he even going to say to them? Explain gay porn plots? Not why he watches that.
Headphones shrug at Jong's question, honestly, he was considering it. He really did wanna blow this popsicle stand. He sighs, "Hoenstly we should head out to the Abby, not like we can do anything with the Lethocs soldiers."
PLUTOPLAGUE: Ballgown and Tails were chatting quietly, laughing here and there between secrets only a mother and son could keep. Whether the chat be about the past or the future it was obvious how close they were when they were alive. Tails rarely got to see his mom since he found out about her still being alive in some way, since he was a demon and her an angel there was no way he could get any time to actually see her without being called out.
Yeezy started to chat with Mirror Mask, though it was very very one-sided, Mirror Mask was still listening and has even been told about Yeezys first time in a club and every embarrassing story overshared because she thought no one was listening, Mirror Mask now had her entire life story cut into his mind.
EMI: Mong peeked out from behind Father Crucifix and squinted. "You're starin' down at a real frothy battle here and you decide to read a stupid book?" Why were humans so fucking boring in the West? He leaned on Boxer's head. "Too bad, you got some nice looks, Daddy." He said with a wink.
TORIBIRDSEED: Etch looked at Jekori and reads his note before shrugging. “I don't know yo… im just a boy.” Etch was jsut picked up, woh. Chokki almost protested before getting one look at the demon who was carrying him, paused, and nodded. “A bottom.” She turned back and crouched down to use her phone again, nothing a bottom could do to Etch. She looked up and Jekori for a moment, looking him over, and than spoke up “What you want tall ass, want my autograph or somethin?” Alas, Etch was being carried under this demons arm, and he squirmed for a bit but like grabbing a cat on the back of thier neck, just kinda accepted this, he didint say anything though and he was mostly worried that his skirt was too short and that he was flashing the entire world right now. He may be disguised but he didnt get rid of his wang. Regardless he spoke up eventually “Thanks… um… for something.”
Oh and goggles and Collier were now chatting about the finer things in life like hookers and booze.
SAIYAN: Bowtie took a moment to look HP over. The dude voluntarily went into a pile of debris. The boy was awfully filthy and who knows how much shit he inhaled.
“You sure you’re okay after that? We don’t want our resident carrot to expire on us” she said to him.
She cared about him, she really did, but she also loved giving him shit too. She kids because she cares.
Undershirt meanwhile, looked at Cami. She did have a point.
“I know just as much as you do. I’m sure we’re going to get an answer soon thought” he said with a smile.
He then turned back to Shady as he was told that the air space was in fact restricted.
“Well there goes that plan. Well, now what? I guess we just wait for them to let us in?” He asked him.
He wasn’t really sure what the next step was for them. He hoped some divine intervention would happen where the whole base would like, blow up or something and then they can get in that way.
BRIT: "Yeah, we were chasing that big fuckin ghost thing that showed up last time. Turns out it's a Nephilim and it's gonna fuck us up if we don't get rid of it." Jacket explained, nudging Camisol. He started at her a moment. "You, uh, wanna borrow my jacket, lady?" She looked cold, so he took it off and offered it to her.
Sweater wiggled her butt and snagged the lolipop, popping it right into her mouth and making contented "nyas." "Thank you- nya!" She said, "Say, what's your name, pretty lady?" She bat her eyelashes for emphasis.
"Hey, Mayor!" Strappon called over to Shroud again, who regarded him with very little attention. It didn't look like he was looking at Strappon, either. More like in his direction. Who the fuck was he looking at? Pay fucking attention, asshole. "Why don't we wager."
Strappon was not a gambling man, but he felt he had some good stakes.
OSCARK9: While they're waiting for orders to be heard by Shroud, G-Strings gives out a quiet sigh of boredom. She turns her head at Dress Socks with an expressionless look on her face "You know, Dress Socks?" She finally speaks, "If we ever going to find that Nephilim, I would like to get a little analysis of it." She said.
"I know you do, G-Strings." He said, "But who knows how far it is or how smart it is for a Nephilim. We never encounter in first hand. Either way, we got to keep our guards up before it gets one of us or our ally."
OMEGAPSYCHO: Father Crucifix looked at Mong who was leaning on Boxer head. "It's not a stupid book, it is the Bible and The Bible is the Word of God" Father Crucifix said to Mong kind of pissed that he called his book "Stupid" but he was calm and cool. "Please, don't call me Daddy" Father Crucifix said look at Mong. "Who are you?" Boxer ask Mong not knowing him but at this point he was bored and didn't care.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Cami eyed Jacket for a second, bewildered by his optimism. "Oh, it's you again. Just keep the jacket, you're gonna need it in case shit goes down. Especially if some weird ass nee-feel-um is around." Despite her tone she was thankful that this kid offered her his namesake and answered her questions.
"So, that ghost thing is still round huh? Figures."
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary pouts and he crosses his arms, her personally loved the name. Power puff was taken and he liked milk puns. "I like that name.." He poked his teddy. " I like this group..I like my teddy and I like Knittens." He said matter-of-factly. What a sweetie. Virgin Killer giggled as the other wiggled her butt."No problem sugar.~" She bowed and kissed her hand. "The name's Virgin Killer. What's yours?" She stood and rested her hands on her hips.
EMI: "Who am I? Play your cards right, and I could be your ticket to a good time~" Mong cooed, leaning closer to Crucifix. "You got some pretty peepers there, like oceans of fire and brimstone. Reminds me o' home..."
DJDEVIL: "It fucking better because i wanna fight something and soon. And I don't care much for where my fist lands." Ruka said, pounding his fists together.
Vest's long ears perked up at the sound of word 'wager.' He immediately dropped his wrench and ran over to Strappon. "I heard wager!" He exclaimed. Oh, how he loved a good gamble.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Jeokori sighs disappointed as he relinquished all social interactions with Etc. Didn’t even tell him his name. Now he didn’t exactly know what Chokki just said to him, he couldn’t exactly hear her very well from his altitude. But he didn’t know that he didn’t like her tone. Looking down at her, he gave a short snarl of annoyance. He doesn’t care for most life forms of this planet, so to him this was just more of a pet peeve. But that’s when he hears the word Nephilim being tossed around like a common word. He was filled with apprehension as he looks around, ears twitching as he tried to see if it was near by. His fingers contorted to ensure that he could use his claws to save his life. Due to the fact he couldn’t talk, it just looked like he was freaking out for no reason. You could a low growl permeate from his throat, he was really on edge. Look out, alien starting to lose his shit. He grabbed Chokki, lifting her into the air around 5 feet off the ground as he panics, “Why are you acting like this any of your weakling ghosts?”
Fascinator sighs, feeling a bit sorry. After all, not like these kids know what the connotation was. Sighing, “Sorry sorry, I’m just on edge. But listen, I’m Knitten’s guardian, I’m responsible for him. So it’s my job to make sure he’s safe. Understand why I’m trying to get him outta here?” He motions to cluster fuck going on.
Knittens scratches his head as he admits softly, “Sorry Mary I gotta agree with Fasci, it’s not my cup of tea. But what about something with Pocky?” He grins, after all he loved that snack with a passion.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "Okay..." Boxer said was confuse and i didn't know he was flirting with him. "Well, Thank you. I have my mothers eyes and my fathers good looks" Father Crucifix said a little prideful about it but not to much. "Ummmm, so what are you doing here?" Boxer ask Mong again starting to get all detective to get some answer out him.
KRO: Hot Pants squints at Strappon. Why would a holy man bet? Was Strappon ok? Maybe. He doesn't know, he's lethargic.
Putting a whistle in his mouth, he blew into it and gestured for all troops to be at ease. Everybody resumed as normal, some troops looking back at their computers while others propping up the barricades that were pushed over. Then there were the poor saps that had to dismantle the catapult over yonder. They were suffering because they were debating on whose pants to steal to give this odd human.
Hot Pants turned back to the Angels, catching their attention with a few quick whistles, "Alright, you guys are allowed to walk around this stronghold." He put his helmet back on and muttered, "Cause I feel like shit's about to go down..." He walked over to Fascinator's small group, overhearing the man voicing his concerns.
"Hey dude? You could put your kid in one of our jeeps or let him hang out with some of our scientists over there."
KRO: Hairpin rolled his eyes at Ruka. Typical of low ranks. He smiled at Bowtie, feeling a little special that she was genuinely worried for him.
"Listen, I know I can't really hold my own most of the time, but I'm made of tougher shit than that. I'll live."
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem placed the little girl down gently. "Are you okay? Was that girl bothering you too much?" Diadem looked extremely concerned. Jong looked up, it seems they were being let in? He was still frightened, and took hold of headphones's hand again. If shit went down Headphones could probably get them out of there fast, right? He didn't question it too much, because the more he did the more concerned he got with the whole idea. Either way, he was waiting for headphones to start moving forward.
TORIBIRDSEED: Chokki squeaked when she was lifted off the ground, her hair waving around a bit, she looked at the alien. “I Aint Actin like shit big boy! Do you fucking know who I am! I am Chokki! World renound Idol and queen to all who follow me!” She didint seem to mind the fact she was being picked up rather that he picked her up without knowing who she was. She crossed her arms and legs “I'll fucking order your death if you don't drop me this instant you clown!” She clenched her teeth and was pointing fingers at the other, taking her glasses off to make sure there other could see her eyes, which were a deep shade of red, constrasting her blue and purple outfit. “I don't care what you are, compared to you I am a god, The world trembled before the name Chokki!” She pauses, and thinks about this a little more “Unless I mean your looking for fun, in which case im free” Now shes jsut being two faced. Etch spoke up to Diadem politely “Oh um… thats my chaperone, she takes me outside and stuff when Maxi Skirt thinks ive been in my room for too long… Shes famous!”
Collier and Goggles both got up and were happy to say they could now wander. Goggles quickly summoned her weapon and began walking around alone, hoping somebody might join her or piss her off. Collier was less interested and was just looking for somebody to offer a job to or something.
BRIT: Jacket chuckled and scratched his cheek sheepishly. "Welcome, babe." He said, giving her a thumbs up. He looked around at Duster and the others who had been standing around awkwardly. Duster seemed to be adjusting uncomfortably, but Strappon stood with a steely resolve. He looked back and leaned in at Camisole. "You know, I think that guy with the scarf is staring at everybody. It's like I can feel his _eyes_ on us all. Staring into our very souls." He shuddered for emphasis.
Shroud turned to Strappon and handed the clipboard back to Amulet, who regarded the Angels with annoyance. "Wager. Like you have anything we'd be interested in." The Mayor said, adjusting his scarf a bit, "But I suppose I can humor you. What is it?"
Strappon stood tall and crossed his arms. "We play a game. Your choice." He said, holding one finger up, "If we win, you let us in to track down our target. If you win, we leave you alone. _Forever._"
EMI: "Get lost, kid. The adults are talkin here." Mong bumped Boxer away with his hip. "So, how about you and I forget about this place and I take you to our own personal Heaven, eh?" He purred, drawing circles on his chest and pressing his body up against the priest.
OSCARK9: Hearing what Hot Pants say to the rest of the Angels, Gloves and Sapphire was at ease, but not too ease. Since the Nephilim is still out there, they keep close to the Angels and the Lethocs. On the bright side, they won't be shoot or get a ticket.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: "No shit Sherlock" Cami said to Jacket as she stepped back from him. Shroud really wasn't good at making himself seem less suspicious. "Also, don't touch me again. I _do not_ do physical contact."
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem's concerned face turned apologetic. "Oh. Oh h*CK. I'm so so sorry I didnt know she was watching over you I just thought she was being really rude and. I'm an idiot." Diadem spoke almost too fast to keep up, it didn't help that he had an accent. He promptly held etch's hand and started walking back, apologizing the whole way there. "What's your name anyway?" He asked. Confused as to why a child was there in the first place.
BRIT: Sweater all but squeeled at the kiss on her hand, wiggling a little more. "Nya-nya! My name's Sweater! Nice to meet you Virgin Killer~" She replied. "Hey, hey! Looks like the Angels just made a wager-nya."
"MONG." Fundoshi called from behind the lines, his voice loud enough to cause birds to fly away, "Get your slut ass over here, we're _working._" He was fucking pissed. "Stop flirting with _servants of God._"
Jacket backed off from Cami and cleared his throat. "Oh, oh sorry." He said, waving his hands defensively, "I've got friends like that!"
SAIYAN: A voice rang out and told the guards to stand down. Finally, something gave as the angels were allowed to enter. “Jesus, finally” Undershirt said as they now wandered around the base. He and his sister took a moment to look around at the place. Looked pretty sweet if he was being honest. I guess the tax dollars were going to good use. Meanwhile Bowtie laughed to herself at HP’s comments.
“Yeah I guess you’re right. You kind of have to be with the threats and other stuff you deal with every day. You know I’m just looking out for you. Lord knows someone has to do it” She said, continuing to laugh.
OWLIE: A game? Sneakers thought. They want to wager it with a game? Regardless, if it means they won't be peppered by bullets, then so be it.
Monocle and Polo stared at each other in confusion.
Circlet, in her disguise, observed the people around her, as per usual, they are annoying as fuck.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary frowns and he nods. He toys with his shorts a little bit,"It's okay.." He gives the other a little smile. "Um..if you want to we can..but what do you play with pocky?" He raised a brow. Virgin smirked and raised a brow. "Oh really now? Well its good to know I won't fuck up my nails.~"
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Jeokori just blinked. He was just being screamed at, he didn’t ask for this. Noticing that the barricade was opening, he flung her. Yeah just flick of the wrist flings. He really doesn’t care like, at all. He just made sure that she wouldn’t die. He was the first to start walking through, eyes sharpened. Headphones noticed that the gates were opening, and thus picked up Jong. Maybe it’ll make him feel safer. He tries to soothe Jong, “Listen the worse case scenario you get brain damage.” Wow. He sucks at that. Fascinator sighs, “Thanks Hot Pants, you’re a-“ Knittens knew what was happening and grabbed Mary Janes, bolting past the barricade. He wanted to be apart of the action not stuck somewhere. He shouts, “RUUUUUN!!” Fascinator’s looks like was going to faint, and stumbled a bit when he asked, “Okay, so I’m not high and he actually went in didn’t he?”
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Turning away from Jacket for a second, she shouted over to Strappon "__What on Earth are you doing?__ You don't go around making bets like that! Especially if I'm involved. That's a sure fire way to lose!"
She then realized Jacket was probably waiting for a response. "Oh right. Thanks I guess. I'd say we should team for the whatever this game is but that'd be a disservice to... well pretty much anyone I teamed with."
OMEGAPSYCHO: "Hey!" Boxer said angrily as looks at Mong. Father Crucifix didn't know what to do, he has never been flirted or be hit on before in his life. "Well, you see i'm a Virgin so i don't think this old man is good in the bed..." Father Crucifix said as he was sweating a little and when he look at Fundoshi when he called Mong. Oh Thank, God he was save this pure guy. "AH! Your a Virgin" Boxer laugh a little at Father Crucifix then get BIBLE CHOP in the head. "Your a Virgin too, Fool" Father Crucifix said as Boxer had big bump on his head and face in the ground.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary squeaked when the other started running. He looks back at Sneakers and he waves a little bit while being carried. "SNEAKERS C'MON BRO!" This was definatly exciting.
OSCARK9: Both over heard what Strappon said to the Absolut on a wager and it made them grin widely. "It sound like a crazy wager." He said, crossing his arms. "I like it."
OWLIE: Polo suddenly reappeared next to Jacket and Camisole, "You know, one shouldn't be pessimistic, being positive will make you do things better--" He was interrupted by Monocle who pulled him by the ear.
Sneakers saw Mary, he nodded and decided to followed suit.
BRIT: Amulet laughed at Strappon's offer, a hearty and mocking laughter.
"Fine by me." Shroud said simply. Amulet nearly choked on his laugh and started coughing.
"WHAT!?" He spat.
"I said fine." Shroud repeated before crossing his arms, "The notion of you leaving us alone is far too good to pass up. We have work to do, finding these ghosts."
"Then choose a sport." Strappon said. He was smug.
Shroud looked around at the demons around him, then at the Angels. He pointed to Jacket.
"You." He said. "You pick something."
Jacket blinked and looked around at everyone else. He then grinned widely and put his hands on his hips. "Kickball!" He said proudly.
Strappon wilted a little, but remained calm. Well, it was a sport. He guessed.
DJDEVIL: Helmet sniffled as he watched his mighty roman catapult get torn down. He worked so hard on it's construction and to see dismantled broke his holy heart. "Woe is me!" He exclaimed, falling onto his knees.
Vest's eyes widened at this bet. "Hot damn, partner! That's one hell of a wager. And a reckless one at that. The kind an old friend of mine would make." He commented, leaning against the barrier.
Ruka, already bored with this nerd, decided to find someone else to talk to/torture. He spotted Criclet and walked over her. "Well, don't you look like a ray of sunshine?" He said sarcastically taking another sip from his bottle.
KRO: Shades grabbed on to Strappon's shoulder, turning the priest around, "I think you may wanna rethink our part of that wager..."
Letting Demons get away with stuff? That was concerning and he was wondering if Hot Pants shaking the guy ended up doing some damage.
Hot Pants looked in the direction the kids ran off and and shrugged. "They'll be fine. Not like they'll get their hands on weaponry when it's either locked up or in the hands of our personnel."
OWLIE: "Uh, yea, especially you have to deal with the likes of them," Circlet said pointing to Monocle and Polo.
"What's that for?" Polo complained, Monocle remained quiet, a deadly look in his eye, as he pointed to Ruka and Vest with Circlet.
"Oh... /That/",said Polo, hatred mixing in his voice.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: "Why shouldn't I be pessimistic?" Camisole began to rant, her face getting all red, "Everything I try ends in disaster, I'm always caught in a disaster, I fell from a stupid disaster, and I am a disaster. If you could give a face to bad luck, I'd be that fucking face. In this game my sandals going to fly off and hit someone or I break my ankle or something else stupid because that's how it always goes."
EMI: Mong flinched at the all-too-familiar shout from behind him. His hand slipped onto Father Crucifix's cross and he let out a yelp as it burned him. He quickly withdrew and shook his hand.
"Ooouf... What fuckin' a bone-kill..." He whined. "I AM WORKIN'" He shouted back at Fundoshi. Just because Fundoshi had a different definition for "working" doesn't mean he wasn't. Jeez.
SOUP-KITTY: Despite the brain damage comment, Jong felt pretty safe. What was concerning was the mention of kickball. What the fuck was a kickball? The only balls he knew of were attached to someone else. Being homeschooled had caught up with him once more. Maybe he can flirt his way out of this one? Or maybe he'd be allowed to sit it out. Who knows at this point. He sighed. Diadem brought the little girl back to the loud one, who had been flung somewhere. He apologized again, and then walked away as fast as he could.
OSCARK9: While both of the disguse demons are grining in joy of the wager. Gloves notice that the Lethocs tore the catapult down and seeing Helment on his knees. In time of need, he walks over to him and giving him little comfort. "I'm sorry for your lost, sir." He said while patting his back. "Don't worry, you can always make a another one back at the Abbey." He smiles a little. (Hopefully the higher ups can let him.) He thought to himself.
While Sapphire from afar was seeing him giving Helment comfort. It still make her blush to see him pantless.
BRIT: Jacket seemed proud of himself as he looked between Cami and Polo. "You guys ready for some sports?" He asked, excited. He blinked as Polo regarded the demons beyond the barrier. "We can kick their asses!"
Shroud turned to his demons calmly, his gaze remaining on the Angels for longer before turning to them completely.
"Let's set the place up for some kickball, then." He said. Fundoshi gave a look of confusion before moving off to set up a makeshift field for them, with slats of debris as bases and a mound for the middle.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "WHAT!?" Father Crucifix shouted as he heard all of that Gambling on everything in a Game of Children which is Kickball. "YAY!" Boxer shouted in joy as they were going to play a children game you would play at School. Boxer runs over to Strappon and raises his hand like child would do. "PICK ME! I GOT A GOOD KICK!" Boxer said very excitedly as he know wants to play Kickball. Father Crucifix faceplams as he watches Boxer being a Child.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Too late Hot Pants, Fascinator’s was on the ground hyperventilating. He was panicking, first he heard whispers about a rampaging thing and now he’s lost the kid he was suppose to protect. His family would annex him if anything happened to Knittens. This was one of his worst fears coming into reality. Looking like a dying man he whispers, “Feed my pets when I’m gone Hot Pants.”
Headphones quieted his eyes, “Was that the game where you kick each other in the nuts until someone backs down cause I can win that.” He clicked his pointy heels to emphasize that.
Knittens was panting, - [ ] “We can totally find this ghost, right? Then we can show everyone that we’re nothing to trifle with, yeah?” - [ ] Slowing down to stop to catch his breath, he looks around to see that they were still with the crowd but lost sight of Fascinator.
SAIYAN: Undershirt and Wristband looked inquisitively at Shroud. Kickball? What the hell?
“Well no matter what it is, I’ll definitely win for sure!” Undershirt said out loud.
“Yeah there’s no way we can lose!” Wristband confirmed. Even Bowtie was confused. She couldn’t really believe that he said that.
“Uh, sir, with all due respect, don’t you think this is a little…childish?” she asked him as politely as she could.
OWLIE: "Shit." Monocle said, flashbacking to his good old days in heaven. Kickball was not pretty for him, especilly if it was mixed with bullies.
Polo seemed very excited though. He kept bouncing about, ready to play.
DJDEVIL: Ruka looked to where Circlet pointed and his expression became more pissed off. "I feel you. Especially when it comes to the goofy-eyed fucker. I was close to getting some vengeance but i got fucked over by his boyfriend and that old fuck over here." He said with a slight growl, pointing towards Father Crucifix.
"Alrighty, let's get started then!" Vest said as he went over to help Fundoshi set up.
Meanwhile, tears were pouring Helmet's namesake over the death of his catapult.
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem made his way over to Bowtie, standing quietly behind her. He had wasted enough time on his anti-bullying crusade, which clearly was just a big misunderstanding. He overheard that they were playing kickball? He stayed quiet and listened, not that he could say anything anyway, the higher-ups were talking. It was better to just shut up and ask questions later.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Looked like Cami didn't have an option to play or not as Jacket pretty much was gonna force her to whether she liked it or not. "Why did I even bother to come..." she muttered. At the very least, she took off her high platform sandals so they wouldn't trip her or fly off. This left her standing in ash and broken glass, but honestly she'd rather be injured than ruin the game more than she already would. Her tiny, 5 foot stature was left in all it's glory without anything propping her. up
"So, what order we doing and who's starting? If we're gonna do this might as well get this over with.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary rubs Knitten's back and he nods. He pats Sneakers shoulder and he perks up. " We can kick that Nephi-somethin-something's butt. And we'll look awesome doing it! But let's rest a little bit, cause you guys need it."
KRO: Hairpin went to his husband's side, patting the man on his back. "Listen, I know your gag reflex is terrible, but don't die on me."
Hot Pants was shit at consoling other people. He didn't know what to do and called on a unit to help Fascinator up on his feet. "Listen dude, they're gonna be fine. This place isn't too big."
Seeing Fundoshi set up the court, he tossed his weapon to yet another unit and instructed them to store it away.
"I'll be right back, I gotta help out and make some bleachers." He removed his helmet once more and blew on his whistle to gather other soldiers. They quickly constructed a small set of bleachers and some units were already sitting on in anticipation for the game. Some were even betting.
BRIT: "It was the wager." Shroud explained to Bowtie, "Would you rather play a sport with rules or deal with a bunch of roudy Angels screaming at us from behind a barrier all day?"
Fundoshi looked at the array of Demons and Angels with disdain. He had confidence, so long as they picked the right team.
Jacket pumped his fist into the air and turned to Polo, Monocle, and Cami. "Hey, hey! Let's help everyone pick teams! C'mon, Sir Strap! We gotta come up with a team of six and a name, right?"
Strappon turned to his Angels and gestured them in. "Alright, Angels. We've got to prove ourselves." He said, "We only have one chance at this, but I believe we can do this. After all, you chaps have stupid luck, correct?"
SAIYAN: Bowtie waited for Shroud’s response as a new twink made an appearance next to her.
“Oh hey there, are you new? I don’t recognize you. My name’s Bowtie, what’s yours?” She asked the newbie. Suddenly Shroud spoke his words and Bowtie stepped back a bit. For someone so short he could be intimidating and commanding for sure.
“Yes sir, you’re right! I’m sorry for doubting you” she said, trying to portray how sorry she really was.
OWLIE: "That's sound's great, Sneakers admitted, running around is great, but really not his style, he began to reach for his book, but he suddenly reminded himself that he has no book right now.
Hearing Strappon, Polo cheered, "Yeah!"
Monocle narrowed his eyes, "What? Polo, slow down--"
"Slow down?" Polo said, thinking it was a time to make a stupid joke, "That's not what you said last nigh--" He was punched in the arm. He groaned in pain.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "YEAH!" Boxer shouted to Strappon response. Father Crucifix step up before the Angels and clear his voice. "Angels! I think we should all hold hands and pray to God!" Father Crucifix call out hoping to get everyone attention. "Also, praying helps out get all the negativity out" Father Crucifix pointed out. Boxer just wanted to play Kickball.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Upon hearing the teams would be 6v6, Cami regretted taking her shoes off. "Wait, so I might _not_ have to play? Thank God." Then again, nobody knew who was being picked yet nor who was picking. _What if it's the demons picking?_ she thought to herself. She might not hate demons that much, but it was still a competition and they would pick whoever would be the absolute worst to pick.
DJDEVIL: After about another a few minutes of crying, Helmet wiped his namesake and stood up. "You're right, Ser Gloves. I can always build another. Now, let's resume our hunt! DEUS VULT!" He exclaimed, pulling out his sword before noticing the kickball game being set up. "Ummm, did I miss something?" he asked, confused.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin Killer snickers,"Kick ball huh? I have no balls so this should be absolutely marvellous~!" She cracked her knuckles and crunched down on the lollipop in her mouth, shattering it. "Ooo..wonder if we're allowed to cheerlead.." A smirk grew on the neon hoe's face. Mary on the other hand was a little less excited. He knew this would get his clothes dirty real quick and running were needles are perfectly hidden wasn't his cup of tea. "Where do you guys think it's going?"
OSCARK9: "Well... he said that we're going to be in 6 v 6 of kickball." He answers Helment question, "We should go and be with the rest of the groups, before they start without us." He stands up and walk with the rest of the Angels.
Sapphire was with the group and fist pump her right fist in the air and yells, "Yeah! Let's kick some ass!" She said, cheerfully.
BRIT: "We're not going to pray." Strappon said to Father Crucifix, "We don't need to. We're going against Demons. I know God is on our side because She gave me this idea."
He reached into his pocket to reveal a piece of paper that simply said 'compete.' He had a big grin about that- his trump card.
Jacket jumped around for joy a little. "I cant't believe I had such a good idea!"
"It'll... Work." Strappon sighed.
Duster leaned in to the group more. "Sports. Of course its sports. Demons like order." He grumbled, "We have to have some sort of strategy."
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator sniffed, nodding as he stands up. Wiping the I’m going to die tears from his eyes he tried to smile, “I hope so… Why does he have to be the spawn of Satan?” He looks at the upcoming game of kickball and asks, “… When did is this turn into middle school? Cause I don’t wanna go back into puberty. It was awful, and that’s all aim willing to talk about🇧🇷🇨🇼 He sits onto the bleachers before starting to bet with the other soldiers. He’s got 30 bucks on demons, better fucking win. He was more just gonna cheer people on, but also hope that he isn’t losing 30 bucks. He asks Hot Pants, “You bettin?” Actin like he doesn’t have a gambling problem.
Knittens began coughing violently, chest burning. He couldn’t stop as he kept trying to breath. Almost choking on air, he tried hard just to focus on moving air into his lungs. “N-Not sure-“ He was interrupted as he bent over, in pain.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary starts to panic and he opens up his teddy bear, rummaging through it. He takes out his black inhaler and he hands it. "K-kn-knittens this might help."
OMEGAPSYCHO: "Oh, i did not know that..." Father Crucifix said as he goes back into line. Boxer was excited and really now want to play kickball. "FATHER STRAPPON! PICK ME!" Boxer shouted as he raises his hand like child and jumping around too. "Boxer, please calm down" Father Crucifix said as he takes drink of rum from his flask. "But i want to play Kickball!" Boxer whined for he wanted something to do. "Then let Brother Strappon choose" Father Crucifix calmly said as he waits for Strappon to pick. "Fine..." He sighs as he waits for Strappon to choose.
SOUP-KITTY: "My name's Diadem. And I guess I'm new, I just moved here from Russia and somehow ended up in this job?" Diadem smiled at Bowtie.
BRIT: "Nah nah, I'm Team Captain!" Jacket said, "And I _know_ who I'm gonna pick!"
He looked around at the rest of the Angels with a face of consideration, his grin was too big to hide.
"Okay! I pick Cami, Gloves, Undershirt, Polo aaaaaand..." He looked around for one more person, pointing at Jong "You over yonder with the short shorts!" He seemed proud of himself.
Strappon looked over at Shades and Undershirt, restless and tired. Well, he couldn't _disagree._
Meanwhile on the other side of the field, the Demons had assembled in a more orderly fashion as Fundoshi and Shroud looked them over.
"Okay, out of all of you, I will choose those who I feel are most fit for this." He said, looking at the list of participants, "Out of this crew that showed today, I pick..."
He sighed.
"Mong, Rukavitsa, Sweater, and Circlet." He started, "And since we're short, I'm going to have to pick Hairpin and Mankini."
Shroud adjusted his scarf subtly, but there was some sort of indication that's how Hairpin ended up on the team.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: As Jacket started to pick Camisole immediately started to shake her head. _Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare._
"I pick Cami..."
"FUCK" she yelled out, slamming her foot to the ground so hard the thump could be heard by anyone. Hopefully there wasn't any glass there, otherwise it would be jammed in harder "Jacket... why? What did I just tell you about not picking me?" She looked like she was gonna cry tears of pure rage and confusion.
OWLIE: "Oh Yes!" Polo said, delighted he was picked.
"Oh," Monocle suddenly sighed with relief, at least he wwasn't picked for that dreadful game. He smiled at Polo and kissed him on the cheek, "Good luck, Pols,"
Circlet scoffed and yelled, "Ha! Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!"
Sneakers cheered, "Good luck Angels!"
KRO: Lethocs units passing buy stopped at the scene of children on the ground. This was certainly out of the ordinary but one kid looked like he was having a medical emergency. As more adults gathered around, some field medics finally came in and took Knittens to get checked at. A cadet stayed behind with Mary Janes, consoling the child and reaffirming that everything will be fine.
Hairpin squinted at Fundoshi, like his entire ancestry had been offended. Sighing, he reached for his arm and popped it off and threw it a distance away. "Oh would you look at that, some ghost influenced me to throw my very /valuable/ arm into the rubble. But hey I tag in my kid, he's good. Armlet, sweetheart!"
All of a sudden a mound of dirt had a hole through it as a small child plowed through it. "I'm here!" he yelled.
EMI: Mong, now on the correct side of the field, grinned ear to ear and saluted at Fundoshi. "I won't let you down, buddy! I'm an expert with ball-games! It's on my resume!"
Mankini had been silent this whole time just actually working. He stopped what his pencil snapped when his name was called. "Wait, what!? Now is /hardly/ the time for games! Angels are /blessed with good luck/, you moron!" He snapped.
SAIYAN: Bowtie was kind of surprised at where Diadem was from. He did have the accent for sure.
“Jeez man, you came all the way over here? I mean I can see why, the weather is much nicer but man that’s a trek.” She said to him.
“Hell yeah boys! Let’s go!” Undershirt said happily as he heard his name be called!
There was no way they could lose now. It was a big mistake to allow him to compete. At least that’s what he thought.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin scowled when she heard the name Gloves. Fucker burned her gucci purse. She holds the edge of her sweater and she grinds her teeth, mumbling cuss words. "Stupid god damn cock juggling thunder cunt!" Woah. Mary was sniffling and crying, poor baby. He hugs the cadet and quietly wishes the angels good luck.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong looked surprised, why would they want him to play? This seemed like a whole lot of trouble to go through. "I guess this is what I'm doing now." Jong was let go by headphones, and started walking over to where the team was assembled. With one last glance back, he smiled and waved at headphones. Today is definitely a long day.
OSCARK9: With a surprise on Gloves face for Jacket picking him, it made him grin widely in joyment. "Alright!" He said as he gives Jacket a thumps up. "I won't let you and our team down!" He looks at the other teams that was pick out. "Y'ALL! STAY DETERMINED!" He yells with joyment.
Sapphire was sad that she didn't pick, but it best to cheer them on from afar. "Good luck, Gloves!" He said, happily.
He turns his head to her and gave her a thumps up.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "OH COME ON!" Boxer shouts as he wasn't picked. "I'M STRONG AND FAST!" He shouted more as he was getting angry like child would. Poor Boxer. "Boxer, please calm do-" Father Crucifix was about to say until Boxer punch a wall making it cracked. "BOXER!" Father Crucifix shouted as Boxer did that. "IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR!" Boxer repented as he punches the wall. Father Crucifix grab the young mans ear. "You are acting like a Child! This is not how Angels act!" Father Crucifix scold Boxer for what he did which kind of calm down Boxer. "Are you done?" Father Crucifix said as he look at him with serious eyes. "Yes..." Boxer said looking down now sad that he didn't get to play. "Would you Father want you to act like that?" Father Crucifix ask him again. "No..." Boxer replied. "Then Stop this foolish behavior!" Father Crucifix said as he let go of his ear. "I'm sorry, Father..." Boxer said sadly as he rubs his ear. "I forgive because you still learning to become a Adult and to control your anger" Father Crucifix said as he set down and watches the game.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens reaches out, but his throat was so agitated that when he bent over again to hack out his lungs, a bit of vomit cane up. Tears streamed out of his eyes as he tried to control his breathing but no luck. He was holding his throat as he coughed uncontrollably. Every so often he was able to suck in a breath but that was gone by the next coughing fit. He was gripping the ground as he knelt down. Then was taken away by the medics, where Fascinator noticed the commotion. Noticing that Knittens was in pain, he pulled out the boy’s inhaler. Telling them who he was and the situation, he used the medication onto his cousin and the coughing seemed to cease. Breathing hard Knittens was brought to get further evaluation. Fascinator followed suite to make sure he was okay, but they assured him that he’ll be fine and they’ll get him once they make sure everything was okay. Fascinator slumped down into the bleachers as he began to violently berate himself for not being there. He even started to tear up.
Headphones cheered on for Jong, “I’ll be cheering for you on the side lines you’ll do great! Kick those fuckers in the nuts!” Headphones that’s not how the game works. He waves back and claps, grinning from the bleachers.
BRIT: Shroud watched the Angels and Demons assemble with much more interest than he had in the past. He had his eyes locked on /someone/, but no one was sure who. Amulet seemed a little nervous about that fact.
"Sir, don't you think we should concentrate on finding the Nephilim?" He whispered to Shroud, who simply waved him off.
"I want to see this for myself." He said, "I'm interested in someone, here."
Amulet clutched his clipboard and bit his lip slightly. Something wasn't good. He glanced over at Bowtie for a moment.
Fundoshi stared at Hairpin deadass. "You'll offer your own son." He said, like he was in disbelief.
Jacket simply laughed at Cami's reaction.
"You'll do fine! Now get in there and make us proud!" He said, doing some Sidon-esque motion, "We're heroes! We'll save the world with our skills! Right? Never give up!"
He posed. Ultraman style.
EMI: "Savage." Mong whispered.
Mankini clicked his pen agressively, being ignored. He wrote a while report on the things that the Demon Sisters' failures and now it seemed he needed to start reporting for /theirs/.
SAIYAN: Bowtie excused herself from Diadem as her eyes locked with Amulet's for a moment and then saw what was happening down below.
“Excuse me one moment!” She said as she slid herself over to Amulet.
“So…This could get pretty ugly” she said as she glanced at Shroud and then back to Amulet.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary wipes his eyes and notices Fascinator slumped on the bleachers. He moves away from the cadet and over to the distraught adult. He sits next to Fasci and he rubs his back, resting his fluffy haired head on the others shoulder. "M..mr.Fascinator..? He's gonna be okay..he's a tough cookie..I know that for sure.." Mary looked at Sneakers and motioned for him to sit with them.
DJDEVIL: Vest sighed with relief when his name didn't get picked and sat on the bleachers.
Helmet did as well, holding up a large sign that said "DEUS VULT" on it.
"Alright, let's knock birdbrains into the fucking dirt!!!" Ruka exclaimed with a sharp tooth grin and made his way to the home base and readied himself to kick. The perpetually gleeful and frankly annoying angel pitches the ball, he kicks it, then bolts like a viper to first base.
OWLIE: Sneakers moved to the bleachers and sat down with Mary and Fascinator. He tried to say something but no words came out of his mouth, so he just intently watched the angels and demons.
KRO: Hairpin threw up his hand as he went to retrieve his arm, "Don't worry about the kid! He's a bloodthirsty little shit anyways, he'll live."
Armlet crossed his arms, offended that Fundoshi doesn't trust him. "Wow, you're a rude old man. You see me train with your girlfriend, I can handle myself."
HITA: Seemingly popping up out of nowhere, Tiara gazed at the field over HP's shoulder, curious about the situation. Did Meema really just tag in her blind brother? Was she gonna have to smack her Meema? Probably not.
"So is Mister No-Face Grumpyguts McGee being weird and making us play sports like school says? Can I dump a barrel of hot sauce on him? Doesn't he know school is bad?" Coming from a home schooled child with a fondness for dragons that could barely read, she was pretty sure she was right. Either way, she waved at Armlet enthusiastically. "Good LUCK ARMLET!!!!"
OMEGAPSYCHO: Boxer was looking down still sad that he didn't play, Father Crucifix pats him on the back. "It's Okay, sometimes people don't get to be the star of the spotlight" Father Crucifix said as he pats Boxer. "I know but..." Boxer said as he was about to tear up. "Hey, how about you cheer on your friends? They need all the help they can get" Father Crucifix said to try to find another way for Boxer to cheer up. "Alright!" Boxer said as he feels a little better and focus on cheering his friends on. "GO! EVERYONE! YOU CAN KICK THESE DEMONS ASS!" Boxer cheered for his friends as he finally forgot about wanting to be pick. Father Crucifix smiles as he get out his flask and takes a drink of his rum, he was doing a great job of being Boxer care taker.
BRIT: Amulet lowered his voice further. "You're not kidding. We need to distract him somehow." He whispered, his eyes flicking to the clearly concentrated Absolute. His gaze locked on the field.
Jacket screamed as his ball was kicked away. "Damn it, oh well, first one!" He called over to the rest of them. "Get him! Stop him from tagging base, Cami!"
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Call it genetics or whatever, but like Knittens, Fascinator has a knack for always trying to cheer people up. He started to laugh, grinning, “Ofcourse! I knew Knittens ever since he was born! He fell down a flight of stairs as a baby and he was fine! Thick skull. I was there when he lost his tooth at his hockey championship, and he kept playing even when he was bleeding from his mouth! He’s gonna… He’s gonna be fine.” It seems he said the last part for himself as he leans back to watch the game. He cheers, “C’mon demons I want to win a bet!!!”
Headphones whistles, “YOU LOOK LIKE A 10/10 JONG KNOCK EM DEAD!” He made an okay sign as he cheers on the boy. He didn’t know why but he felt a little attached to Jong, and not even by his hair now.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: By some miracle Camisole actually managed to catch the ball. "What. What." She just stood there with the ball in her hands dumb founded. ".... I. Just. _How_?" She immediately stopped once she realized who she got out. "Guess I'm not dead now huh?"
She tossed the ball back to Jacket, only to hit him square in the face. "Must have been a flook" she muttered.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary giggles a little bit and rubs the back of his neck, "Holy cow I had no idea he was that tough. You sure he's not half rubber boy?" He kids and he turns to Sneakers, "You alright..? You seem really quite." He squishes the other kid's cheeks around with his hands. "Say you're a guppy, Sneaks."
DJDEVIL: Ruka stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Cami catch the ball and he was not happy about that. He gave her a long and very scary death stare before turning around and walking back to the bleachers. The first fucking kick and he got out. Ruka was fucking fuming.
BRIT: Jacket was hit in the face, but he merely stumbled a little. Ball made an extremely distressed noise and uncurled, stumbling. "Oi, good arm!" He called to Cami.
He then rolled his shoulder with a wide grin as Mong approached the plate. "Gonna wreck your shit, spikey!" He called over to him. He picked up Pincushion- er, I mean the ball, and tossed it as hard as he could at Mong.
KRO: Hairpin pet Tiara calm as she climbed all over him. "There will be a time and place for that but today is not that day."
Either way he grabbed his arm from a pile of rubble and sensed a disturbance in the force. All of a sudden he was back in the field and became the referee. "YOU'RE OUT!" He called out. Rest in pieces Ruka.
EMI: Mong got up to plate and readied his stance. He eyed Jacket like a madman until he pitched. Immediately, he slammed his foot into the poor "ball" and kicked it straight up into the air, giving the field a pretty good view of under his kilt, and then kicked it right back into Jacket's face.
Mong blinked. "Oh, uh... He caught it..."
OSCARK9: "ALRIGHT!" He said as runs over to the 2nd base and covering it for the team, not actually covering it, just standing next to it.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "GO JACKET, GO GLOVES, AND GO POLO!" Boxer cheered them on, he was like a mad fan at Football Game which made Father Crucifix chuckles as he was enjoying the game. "How you feeling now?" Father Crucifix ask Boxer with small smile on his face. "I'm feeling good!" Boxer said with smile. "That's Good to hear"
OMEGAPSYCHO: *Father Crucifix said with smile on his face but go the chills when Mong got on the Plate.
BRIT: Shroud had hardened his stare at the field. The grip on his hands had tightened immensely.
Jacket had to pry Pincushion off his face this time, as she had clung to him so hard he actually fell over. He managed to yank her off. "Man, I'm sorry little ball but you gotta co-operate!" He said as he tucked the poor thing back into a ball form. He looked up to see Sweater donning the plate with the cutest fierce face she could muster.
"Nya-nya! I won't let anyone down!" She called to the demons in the stands with a wave before giving Jacket her game face.
Jacket grinned and spun his arm around to wind up the toss, throwing the ball hard.
Sweater kicked the ball as hard as she could and broke out into a run, taking off toward first base with as much vigor as she could.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Camisole, upon seeing Sweater move, dashed towards the ball. It had hit the ground already, but she picked it up and tagged Sweater before she made it to 1st base. She had managed to step in some broken glass and was inspecting it, dropping the ball to the ground.
"I'll deal with this in the morning". She simply pulled out a bandange from her shorts pockets and slapped it on her foot. Pincushion ran back to Jacket for the next play.
DJDEVIL: Vest watched as the game went on, but then he felt a sudden jolt through his body then an itch. It was The Urge. The Urge To Shop. Why here? Why now? Because habits are a bitch to break. Dashing his eyes left and right, he looked for something to steal.
Helmet blasted crusader music from a boombox he had for some reason as the demons struck out. "GOD IS WITH US, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!" He shouted, waving the sign around like a madman.
SAIYAN: Bowtie nodded her head at Amulet. Amulet had the right idea for sure but how?
“Yeah probably, but how?” she asked him. “He’s very fixated on this right now, and I don’t wanna get in his bad side.”
They were stuck in bad situation.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin killer whistled as Sweater ran. Her tail moved about excitedly. "Go Sweater!" She watches cami step on the glass and she smirked, licking her lips. "What a pretty shade.." Virgin gripped the bleachers and cheered. "Bleed baby bleed!"
Suddenly a giant finger pops out of the ground, without warning either.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: "__Of fucking course, the one time I do something good it has to go wrong.__" Camisole immediately put her shoes back on and took out her weapon just in case. Who knew what this was? Whatever it is though, it doesn't look happy.
OWLIE: "What the--" Polo said, looking up the sky.
"/uh, a bhuíochas, buille faoi thuairim mé.../" Sneakers replied to Mary through squished cheeks, not realizing he slipped into his irish mode.
EMI: Mankini dropped his clipboard, along with his jaw.
Mong, in the meantime, shouted from the top of the finger. "Wooooooooaaaah. What the fuuuuuuuuuck."
Dermal slowly lowered his sunglasses.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "What the..." Boxer said as he saw the giant finger pop out of the ground, without warning. "Looks like the game is cut short" Father Crucifix said as he got out his weapon. "Alright! It's fighting time!" Boxer said with grin as he summon his weapon. They were ready to fight now!
OSCARK9: While Gloves protecting on the second base and Sapphire cheering them on, Dress Socks and G-Strings are at the bench with the rest of its co-workers cheering their side.
Suddenly, a big finger pop out of the ground. "What the actual fuck?!" Dress Sock said in shock.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong looked at the giant finger, surprised. Then he looked over to where headphones was sitting. Then back to the finger, then back to headphones. Jong breathed in, and closed his eyes. "Why me." he thought to himself. What a long day indeed.
HITA: Eyes narrowing at the sudden appearance, Tiara put her hands on her hips. Well, that was just rude!
"Do you think that's the middle finger? Because if so, we need to tell it it's rude. If not, it might be pointing at something." This said to Hairpin as she huffed in annoyance.
DJDEVIL: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............?" Was all Ruka could say.
Vest blinked and his urge was replaced with a feeling of 'WTAF"
Helmet slowly turned off his boombox as he stared at the finger
SAIYAN: Bowtie just stared down at the finger and then back to Amulet.
“Well, I guess that’s one way to do it” She said to him.
Meanwhile Undershirt jumped back in surprise as he heard something pop out of the ground. He quickly spun around to see a finger sticking out of the ground.
“I thought we were done with the zombie episode” He yelled as he looked at the finger sticking out of the ground.
There must be no more room in hell.
“Is that a fucking finger?” Wristband said as she squinted from the sidelines, trying to see if her eyes were deceiving her.
“Yep, that’s a fucking finger all right.”
KRO: Shades had been sitting on the bleachers, watching the game before he just fell over from the vibrations of /something/ breaching the ground.
"What the absolute /fuck/ is that!?"
Many Lethocs units began running around in a panic and Hot Pants was having difficulty keeping them in line.
HP kept staring, unsure of what to make of it. "Is that..." He snapped back into focus at Tiara's question, rubbing his chin. "Uh, that's a good question."
Gogo finally decided to join the shenanigans taking place, coming up behind Dermal with with some Starbucks.
"Hey good looking, what's cooking...." The looked up at the scene.
"Oh. Well, I'm gonna take my end of the world nap then, ciao!" And there they went.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: "Must. Resist. Urge. To. Putitinmybody. M u s T. Resist." Virgin fans herself. "Why is it so hot in here all of the sudden. Mary on the other hand, looked at Sneakers and blinked. "Teach me..what ever it is that you just said..please.." This boy was so easily amazed. Fuck the finger this boy wasn't speaking English and it was cool.
BRIT: Jacket screamed as the earth was suddenly shook, but turned and immediately donned his weapon. "YOOOO THE FUCK? WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP!" He called. He ran straight for the finger, but was immediately flicked away and into the stands.
Shroud immediately stood from his place, clearly unsettled by the sudden appearence of the rogue enormous finger. Amulet, as if he wasn't pale enough, turned much paler.
And then, out of Left Field, Duster came and from his blade erupted a flurry of slashes. It cut the enormous finger off of whatever it was attached to before it was able to cause any more damage, and there were several long tremors and a very loud groan before the earth stood still.
This left everyone involved staring in awe as the remnants of finger decayed into dust, falling apart into whisps of soul threads and... well, dust.
Jacket gasped.
"Fucking radical!" He cheered.
OWLIE: "I uhh..." Sneakers stammered, he realized he just spoke his native tongue, "/Ahh tá sé an-chasta/-- I mean it's very complicated, but I would teach you another time if you'd like,"
Monocle summoneed his weapon once more, alarmed.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: "Well then," Cami said completely flabbergasted, "I don't know about you but I say this is the perfect opportunity to get the fuck out of here." _Where does a giant finger even come from?_ she pondered. She wasn't too sure about normal ghosts, so what __this__ was, it was completely out of her knowledge.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "ANGELS! GET READY IT'S TIME FOR A FIGHT!" Father Crucifix said as he was battle ready for anything. "I'M ALWAYS READY FATHER!" Boxer shouted as he was excited to punch something today.
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem was in awe at what had just happened, although he wasn't entirely sure. But it was definitely not worth moving away from home for. That was the sickest shit he's ever seen. And not in the cool way. He immediately pulled out a hospital face mask and started to hyperventilate. I was a mistake to go outside today.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Headphones shrugged, unsure of what’s even happening and readied his hair into a lasso to just snatch Jong outta there. Well, shit the apocalypse will swallow this Earth. But when it was suddenly destroyed he rushed on over to peer into the hole that was the finger’s final resting place.
Fascinator looked to the boys worried as his fingers twitched. He was ready to unsheathe his machete if needed but wasn’t sure what even happening.
BRIT: Duster ran up to the dusty, whispy mess that was left of the finger and blinked. "What just happened? I acted on instinct." He said, "Did I kill something?"
Strappon picked up a bit of the threads and looked around. "Was that... A Nephilim?"
Fundoshi picked up bits of the dusty threads as well. "It seems like this /was/ a piece of those Ghosts from Lore." He explained, looking back at the rest of the demons.
Jacket finally made it back to the rest of the group. "Holy shit that was awful moves on my part!" He laughed, "Man, I wish I could be as cool as you, Dust!" He laughed at himself.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary nodded a little bit and ge clapped, "That sounds awesome. Right now we gotta stay safe." Virgin Killer was practically naked, her hair covered her tatas and her black lace thong covered what it needed to. She rests her mallet on her shoulder. "Well this just feels like an anonymous random dick pic..shocking but unsatisfying."
SAIYAN: “Well that was fast” Wristband said she watched the explosion die off.
Meanwhile Undershirt was coughing up a lung from the dust that the finger gave off from the explosion.
“Nice reflexes man!” he managed to say. “Though give a brother some warning, damn.”
After regaining his breath he brushed himself off.
Bowtie was immediately filled with dread as their hope for a distraction literally blew up in their faces.
DJDEVIL: Vest let out a hand and some of the soul threads feel into it. He rubbed it and his face turned pale. "Oh dear god......Please don't tell me there isn't more." He said with fear in his voice.
"Lore? The fuck is that?" Ruka asked Fundoshi, crossing his arms.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong walked over to where headphones was,clearly concerned for what is going to happen next. "I think we should get off the field because where there's a finger, there a hand, and trust me getting fisted isn't fun."
BRIT: Suddenly, there was an extremely loud shriek from behind the group fo Angels and Demons. It was one of those long wails one might hear from someone absolutely stricken with grief.
Shroud was on the ground, holding and shaking his head like he was in some sort of pain. His screaming was absolutely genuine.
"No... No no no no! How could... How could this be...?" He managed to mutter. There were tears dripping out from under the mask, streaming down his face. His voice was crackling.
KRO: Once the tremors calmed down, there was ruckus coming from a bunch of Lethocs units surrounding a large glass container being wheeled in. Inside was the Nephilim everybody was chasing. It was squirming around, pounding and kicking the glass to no avail.
Hot Pants had ran up to Shades and helped him up, but the two of them were staring in awe. Hairpin looked like a child in a candy shop as he ran up to the container and plastered his face on it.
"It's beautiful..." he murmured.
Hot Pants rolled his eyes at Hairpin as he came up for inspection. "Well, there you have it. As promised, we captured your...thingy. But this is the end of our relations with you all, understood- Who the fuck is screaming?"
SAIYAN: "Oh fuck man...." Bowtie said as she slowly started backing up. "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"
EMI: Torsolette, hearing his crieds, came running in and knelt next to Shroud.
"Darling, Shroud... Everything is alright, shhhh..." She pat his back and wrapped her arms around him. "What happened? Who is mommy gonna have to tear apart?"
OMEGAPSYCHO: "Boxer, something not right..." Father Crucifix said as he takes a step back. "What do you mean, Father?" Boxer ask as he look at Father Crucifix. "It feels like a...Storm or something..." Father Crucifix said as he takes another step back. Boxer then notice Shroud crying and started to film it on his phone. "This is going to be great story for everyone at Heaven!" Boxer said as he was filming the Absolute crying like a baby.
THESTARSTWILIGHT: "What do you mean, you captured them?" She started going toward Hot Pants. "You captured the ghost, the reason we all went through this bullshit and didn't tell anyone? I'm just..."
Camisole stopped completely burnt out. She paused then calmly spoke - "I'm done. Fuck you all. I'm going home."
DJDEVIL: That shriek was Vest's que to fucking bolt. Practically leaping off from the bleachers, he ran to his truck, slammed the hood, dove into the driver's seat and turned to the key to start the truck. "Come on, dammit. Start!" He said.
Ruka noticed Shroud crying and was genuinely surprised by this. "Shroud? crying? Shroud is crying? Shroud is crying. Shroud is fucking crying." He said.
Helmet held his sword firmly in his hands when he heard the shriek.
KRO: Hot Pants raised a brow at Camisole, "What the fuck are you on about? We barely caught this thing while you were all playing kickball. We were asked to do this!"
OSCARK9: Gloves, Sapphire, Dress Socks, and G-Strings are surprise that the ghost have been capture. "Whoa! That's awesome that you guys capture it!" Sapphire said, happily while Gloves claps for the Lethocs.
Dress Socks and G-Strings mouths was drop in shock.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Mary takes pictures of the creature in the box, he records Shroud crying and he texts it to Knittens. "Huh! Who would have thought demons could cry.." Virgin killer gets her sweater back on and she plops back on the bleachers. "Well this blowed."
EMI: Dermal strode over to Boxer and Father Crucifix and snatched the phone out of his hand.
"Sorry, boy, but we don't need to be getting into any trouble with the law." He said before simply and easily crushing the phone. "No hard feelings."
BRIT: Amulet looked around hastily and ran up to Shroud, he was clearly shook.
"My Lord, Absolute Shroud-- Please. You have to calm down." He pleaded, his hands barely close to the sobbing man. It's like he didn't want to touch him.
Shroud screamed again, his head thrashing. His scream sounded much angrier.
"No! No... How could I be anything like.. Like /THAT?!/" He screamed, "/How could I be like that/?!"
He shoved Torsolette off him and stood, turning wildly to his demons.
"/YOU./ YOU KNEW, DIDN'T YOU?!" He hissed, addressing the demons that had been consoling him, "YOU KNEW I WAS A CLONE OF /THAT/!?"
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator stared the ghost with surprise as he tapped the glass. This is why he’s banned from the aquarium. He supports Hot Pants, “Yeah… You guys did have permission to run around and find it.”
Headphones takes a selfie with Jog with the ghost, wanting to capture the memory.
OMEGAPSYCHO: "HEY MY PHONE YOU BASTERD!" Boxer shouted at Dermal as he charges at him. "BOXER NO!" Father Crucifix shouted as he tried to stop him. "THIS IS FOR MY PHONE!!!" Boxer shouted as he send a flurry of punches at Dermal like Berserker raging. That Phone was a gift from his mother!
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem is shook at the whole thing. In Russia, this never happens. He pulls out a small flask containing vodka, and tries to offer it to the hissing and very shouty Shroud. If he was gonna die, then nothing mattered. He couldn't help but feel bad for him though. "hey.... so I know you're kinda like, everyone's boss but uhhhh. here?" Diadem was for sure gonna get punched in the face.
Jong smiles at the selfie, but still urges headphones to get off the field.
OWLIE: "Boxer, stop!" Monocle warned, the Seraph stared him down once and he didn't want Boxer to suffer a worse fate, especially because Boxer ascended.
DJDEVIL: Ruka raised an eyebrow at this accusation. "I think Mr. Hide-His-Face-All-The-Time's finally cracked. Guess of even the most orderly and powerful demons are as likely as anyone else to snap." He said with a chuckle.
OSCARK9: Dress Socks and G-Strings turn their heads to the Absolute and they were even more shock!
"WHAT!" Both of them yells at the same time, shockenly, "YOU'RE A CLONE!" They questions.
EMI: Torsolette immediately stood back up and back to Shroud. "Deary, it's going to be alright. You're.. You're just upset. Let's just go 'ave a cup of tea and sit you in the dark... You'll be fine!" She cooed nervously, rubbing his back again.
Dermal caught every single punch Boxer threw at him and pushed him with enough force to slam him into the ground, with a small crater.
"Oh, child. I hope you didn't like your rank... Because I'm demoting you right here and right now for assaulting me." He said with a smile, his purple eye glowing ominously.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin smirks,"Ooooh little angel just got owned.~"
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Headphones looks at the picture on his phone, "Going in the scrapbook- What the fuck?" He just realzied what was happening as he stares at the whole situation. He just holds up his hands and backs away. Not what he wants to get involved in this. Time to watch an Angel fall from Earth itself. He winced at the slam down, shit man that was the wrong move. Just. Ouch.
OWLIE: Monocle gulped. "Damn,"
Polo blinked, what the hell just happened?
EMI: Dermal casually plucked Boxer's halo from above his head.
"Dear Boxer, Angel of "Wrath". I hereby demote you to Fallen Angel." He said calmly before crushing his halo in his hand. Veil held her hands over her mouth, looking both shocked and amused.
BRIT: Strappon watched the scene that, concern washing over him. He wasn't at all sorry for Shroud, but there was so much going on. And on top of that, Boxer just punched Dermal.
"Dermal, wait--!" He called over to him, "Stop, he's still a kid!"
OMEGAPSYCHO: "...." Boxer was silent now.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Headphones covers Jong's eyes, he didn't need to see this. He hung his head low for the fellow angel, averting his eyes as he bit his bottom lip. He didn't even know what to say.
Fascinator pulled off his namesake for condolences for the poor guy. He might be on the opposite sides but still, that doesn't mean he couldn't offer him some sympathy.
BRIT: The Absolute was breathing heavily, his scarf was dissheveled and his voice sounded less like one of an Absolute Ruler and more like a teenager throwing a temper tantrum. He looked around at his surroundings, suddenly hyper-aware of the eyes that were on him. So many people could see him, see the flaws, see him so _vulnerable_ that he had to leave.
He shoved the vodka away from himself that had been offered by Diadem and shoved Torsolette away from himself. He took the oppotunity present where the Angels had been distracted and immediately took off running, leaving his mask on the ground and disappearing.
SAIYAN: Undershirt and Wristband watched in awe as Boxer just attacked Dermal. That was something completely out of the blue, and it was a bit of a shock at first.
“Fuck him up!” Undershirt said to Dermal after the display was finished.
He knew what was going to come out of this. God rest his soul.
“Holy shit, when was the last time this happened?” She asked Shady.
OSCARK9: Now, with a shock on Gloves and Sapphire faces towards Boxer and Dermal demoting him. They feel scared of Dermal powers and runs over to Boxer in need. (I didn't even know that Angels can demot others.) Gloves said in his mind.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin killer picks up the mask. "Well shit..ms. Torsolette?" She walks over and hands it to her. "Should we go off to find him..?"
EMI: Torsolette ran after him, making sure to also cover his tracks so they weren't followed.
BRIT: Amulet watched Shroud run off, then turned back to the scene between Dermal and Boxer. His eyes had likely met Dermal's for a moment.
"Oh, dear." He muttered with very little emotion. "Quite a scene these children create. How unfortunate."
He looked over at Bowtie in a nonchalant manner. It's almost like nothing had happened - or had everything happened according to plan?
DJDEVIL: As shit went down on in the field, Vest was finally able to start the truck and quickly slammed on the gas pedal and the truck zoomed through the barrier.
Ruka's ear twitched from the sound of screeching tires and quickly turned his head to see Panty Raid zooms off in the distance. Did Vest just....ditch him...WITH THE TRUCK?! His expression became one of pure rage as he clenched his fists and teeth. He was gonna kill Vest when he got home.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong tried to sneak a peek despite Headphones covering his eyes. He frowned at the poor guy. He was just a bit excitable, it happens to the best of us. Jong sighed.
Diadem watched as shroud ran, and looked at the mask that was left behind. He could help but feel dread come over him, so he downed the whole flask of Vodka, hoping to shake off the feeling. This couldn't be good.
BRIT: Jacket ran up to Boxer, where he had been before who knows, but what mattered was that he was beside Boxer now, right? He placed a hand on Boxer's shoulder and glared at Dermal. "Yooo... Couldn't you have tried to do this in private?" He asked, "That's totally not fair!"
OWLIE: "What the fuck happened?" Polo asked, walking next to Monocle, who shook his head. He observed the other angels.
"Not now," Monocle said quietly.
Meanwhile Circlet started guffawing, "Fuck, that's some comedy gold!"
THESTARSTWILIGHT: Camisole, as she was trying to go home, heard the commotion from Boxer's sudden actions. She watched on, knowing he had it coming. She kinda smirked at first because it was Dermal who forced her to be here in the first place. But ya, as much as she hated being told what to do, even Cami could admit you shouldn't punch your superiors.
_What if I make the same mistake?_ While yes, she too was a wraith fall, it was more so from violent acts towards herself and property damage than hurting other people. Honestly, as much as she couldn't stand everyone at times she was scared what might happen if she had no control. _It'll happen. Whether I want it to or not it probably will._
Cami suddenly felt ashamed and guilty, as if was the one who punched a Seraphim. She just stood there. Not saying a word. Not doing anything. Just. Standing there.
EMI: Dermal closed his eyes and smiled, then walked over Boxer. "If you have nothing to say for yourself, we should be done here." He sounded satisfied.
Mong sat up from his place on the ground and looked up at Duster. There were sparkles and shines all over the air. He felt like he was Blessed that day, but in a way that wouldn't burn him.
KRO: Shades froze at Wristband's question. The man actually looked like he was about to cry but he kept himself composed.
"Uh. The uh...Last time that happened was around six years ago with me. Except it wasn't by the hands of a Seraph more-so that God herself demoted me."
He stood there in silence. "Good times. Reason I'm mega depressed." He shrugged and left it at that.
OMEGAPSYCHO: Boxer was...was...was..ANGRY!!! "I WORK FUCKING HARD FOR THAT RANK! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Boxer shouted in her face very Wrathful. Sense he wasn't Angel didn't need to control his rage anymore but the worst thing is that he didn't get to see his Mother. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed and cried as he now somewhat out of control with his emotion now. "Oh Lord! Boxer!" Father Crucifix said as he goes over to his Angel and holds him. "It's okay! we will get all of the Heaven Coins and New Phone back! Please calm down" He said as he holds him tightly. "I'M SO ANGRY!!!" Boxer shouted as his mouth was foaming up looking like wild animal. Father Crucifix hold him close then looks over at Dermal with angry look. "HOW COULD YOU! HE ONLY A CHILD! HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU!" Father Crucifix shouted at Dermal. "GOD WOULD NEVER CHOICE YOU TO BE HER ANGEL! YOU NOTHING MORE LIKE THE DEMONS!" Father Crucifix shouted at him holding Boxer. Father Crucifix remember that Boxer told him he was going to see his Mother after this mission but now never is going to get too.
OSCARK9: While Dress Sock and G-Strings saw the Absolute running away, Dress Socks notice that he drop his mask on the ground. He walked over to it and picks it up. Once he picks it up, he observes it and it was very detail and shiny. It made him happy to see it in close hand, but frowns for his Absolute.
"Absolute..." He mutter to himself. "Even if your our clone, you're still an Absolute to us."
SAIYAN: Bowtie shrugged at Amulet. This day had definitely been very weird. She then looked over at Diadem and saw the Vodka shot.
"Hey, if you're still offering, can I take that?" Bowtie said to him.
Meanwhile, Wristband just felt like a dick. She had no idea that had happened to him before.
"Oh shit man, sorry I had no idea. You want me to buy you a drink or anything?" She asked him.
OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Virgin killer stared at the mask in her hands. She raises a brow and she takes out a peice of hair from it. "Uh..I dunno if this is the absolutes..or just random but.." She blinks. "What the fuck is Kentucky fried angel screaming about now?" She watches them scream.
SOUP-KITTY: Diadem, who already had downed most of the shot gave, Bowtie a thumbs up and pulled another flask out seemingly from out of nowhere. He tossed it over at her. She looked like she needed it.
HITA: Tiara meandered over to the screaming men, curious at the commotion. What was all this nonsense? Why were the men yelling so much? It's kind of concerning.
"So, quick question, why are you two screaming like baby dolls needing their heads twisted off?" This was said to Boxer and Father Crucifix, head tilted before she whipped around to look at all the pretty people around her. Her eyes narrowed on Dermal, however. "Are YOU A PRINCESS?!!!?!!????!
OWLIE: "I haven't heard this much screaming since my Birth," Monocle joked... Not really.
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Headphones pats Jong's back, "Let's give him some space..." He takes Jong back, giving Boxer some space and turn him around. A lot fo them were fallen, so seeing this was certainly discouraging for even ranking up anymore. He purses his lips, "You okay?"
Fascinator sighs, "That's a lot of drama to happen for one day..." His bangs were let out and the fluttered in the wind a he glances to the newly fallen angel and then away. He didn't know how it was for Angels, but this was probably a stab in the heart. Watching the outburst, he grits his teeth. Cut throat in heaven huh? He was glad that Knittens wasn't here, he didn't know how he would explin this to him.
BRIT: Duster just looked down at Mong and scoffed, walking over to the commotion he had been watching from afar.
Strappon grabbed Father Crucifix by the arm. "Father, please. Letting your emotions take over will be your undoing." He hissed, "Get ahold of yourself. It was... Only right, I suppose."
"We have the Nephilim. We can make our way back to Hell Corp, now." Fundoshi called to the Demons, "Let's get out of here before another Angel falls before us. It's embarassing to see them cry."
Low-blow.
EMI: Dermal stopped in his steps for a moment and glanced casually back at Father Crucifix and Boxer. "You clearly don't know how cruel your God can be, then."
SAIYAN: Bowtie smiled at her new friend, and grabbed the flask. She opened the cap and downed the whole damn thing. That's not how you do it, but whatever, she didn't care. She was an emotional wreck but was trying to keep calm on the inside.
"Thanks, Diadem, I really needed that" She said as she tossed the flask back to him.
KRO: As if there wasn't already enough screaming, the captured Nephilim began to screech and hiss as it pounded on the glass. Hot Pants approached Fundoshi, handing the man a tablet of sorts and ordered a few of his units to follow Fundoshi's instructions.
"Alright, so before it becomes more of a circus show, just take this damn thing and leave. It's loud, my head's hurting, and I'm already working over-time. I'd be extra careful if I were you, don't think I didn't see your exposed Soul Stone."
SOUP-KITTY: Jong looked up at Headphones and gave a weak smile. He nodded his head and looked down at his feet. It was lietrally days ago that he too had fallen. So he knew how much it hurt. But there seemed to be hope here. Even as dire as it may look. He reached for Headphone's hand, not really wanting to feel as alone as he had felt. It was comforting to have someone be genuinely nice to you and not want anything in return.
Diadem caught the flask and put them both away. He gave a big smile. It had been an exhausting day for everyone it seemed. He let his hair fall back down to a ponytail. and pulled the mask over his mouth and nose once again. The air was still filthy.
BRIT: Fundoshi had reached back to touch his Soul Stone in a bit of a shock and cleared his throat. "Tahnk you. You're free to go, now." He said before turning to the rest of his crew and motioning them to leave.
OSCARK9: With a smile on Dress Socks and G-Strings face and gave a nod to Fundoshi, they walk away from the scene with a mask in hand. It even made G-Strings happy that they capture it and going to analysis it.
While Glove and Sapphire try to keep Boxer down, but was a no go. (Poor, Boxer.) Gloves said in his mind.
OMEGAPSYCHO: Father Crucifix went silent as he heard that from Dermal then felt Strappon grab and say that which snap him back to reality. "I'm sorry, Brother Strappon. I forgot the most important lesson" He apologize as he calm down and takes a moment to say the "Hail Mary Prayer". "Hail Mary, full of grace.Our Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen." Father Crucifix prayed as then look at Boxer who was on the ground with his eyes blank and foaming more at the mouth like a dog with rabies. Boxer was having some kind of Wrathful Seizure from all the rage he was hiding inside him, all he could say was "ANGER!". Anyone who tried to talk to him couldn't, he need some help. Poor Boxer....
CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator shrugs, at least he knows God is the old testament god. Walking back to check on Knittens, he decides it was time to go home. Knittens was fine, cleaned up and alert. He waved to Fasci, and they both got up to leave. As Fascinator thanked the medics and they were walking to the car, he couldn't help but worry. After all, with cruelty on both sides, he'd rather have Knittens live in a cruelty he knew about. Sighing, he asks wearily, "... You wanna go to another school Knittens?" "Huh? Uhm... I dunno, why?" "Just... Think about it. After all, that catholic school might not be the best for your future." Knittens laughed, "Fasci, you're acting funny!" Fascinator averts his eyes and nods as they drive back home.
Headphones holds Jong's hand and rubbed it, trying to comfort him. He purses his lips, "I know it ain't easy for you. It isn't easy for all of us. But we can get through this, okay? We're gonna be okay." He hugged Jong, trying to comfort him.
SOUP-KITTY: Jong felt his face get hot, tears started streaming down his face. "Can we just leave now?" He didn't realize how much the whole ordeal had drained him mentally. He felt stupid for even crying. He hugged headphones back hoping that he would just pick him up and leave already.
EMI: Nightshirt walked up next to Amulet and stared at the Nephilim. "Oh, it's over...." He stood for a moment.
"...I'm going back to bed then." He mumbled, shuffling back where he came from.
As the dust settled over the emptied landscape, a very light growl had erupted from the ground. There was no sign of the Absolute and the heavy feeling that settled over the Angels after their comrade was demoted left them shaken.
The Demons, without their Absolute, took orders from Fundoshi as the Primal Emmination had to clean up the mess that had been made. Search parties were sent out fruitlessly to find Shroud, and Torsolette had returned with no answers, only a feverish desire to "get working" on the Nephilim.
Has Daten City been abandoned by another Absolute, or will Shroud return? What will the Angels do, now, about the Nephilim that had emerged from the ground?
In the wake of the eruption, the city suddenly began to experience an extreme rise of ghost and Lost Soul activity...
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