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dontasktheradiodemon · 3 years

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Alrighty then. Now, what do you like specifically about All Quiet on The Western Front? If I recall, the story is one about WW1, and you lived through the time span of the war itself, yes?

🎶 "More than that, I lived through the war."

❌ Yeah, he's mentioned a handful of times that he fought in, I think France? And summoned a demon in the middle of battle.

❌ He's insisting that I also remind everyone that one time he ALSO claimed he "made sweet love to Jerry in No Man's Land." He refuses to tell me who Jerry is.

Is Alastor lying?

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🎶 "Anyway—All Quiet! I enjoyed it because it was accurate."

❌ ... That's it? Yeah he's not giving me anything else.

#((because he's not about to say 'because it accurately captured the horror and trauma of being there'))#((that would require admitting an emotion))#((explaining the joke: Jerry = what they called enemy German soldiers in WW1.))#((Mainly British slang but I'm sure Alastor crossed paths with Brits while abroad.))#((and calling all the enemy soldiers by A NAME was funnier than the Americans' nicknames for them.))#corruptapostasy #ask

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