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seriouslagamorph · 3 months

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can the funnybunny enjoyers of the tadc fandom and the funnybunny enjoyers specifically stop making jax and pomni so painfully heterosexual for five seconds. looking at you ao3.

#the amazing digital circus #some people write really good fanfics about the two. and i read them constantly!! but we dont talk abt the rest of them...#making them fall into the “alpha male jax” and “submissive and scared pomni” type of shit.#EVEN GANGLE WOULDNT WRITE THAT.#pomni is not a cinnamon roll who is scared all the time. jax is not secretly nice. scared of being vulnerable? that could work #but SECRETLY NICE? HELL NAH #this sorta thing is why half of jax's fans dipped after watching the second episode #jax is a bitch!!! he can still care abt someone (for example kaufmo. or in this case pomni) while still being an ass.#pomni has a backbone! STOP WRITING HER LIKE A CARBON COPY OF GANGLE #even gangle talks back sometimes you think pomni won't?#the only reason pomni was so paranoid in the pilot was becuz she JUST GOT HERE. and she wants to LEAVE but CANT.#she is NOT LUIGI!11!1!!11 #well. maybe. luigi is brave. but thats not the point #funnybunny #pomni x jax #jax x pomni

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dimitrscu · 7 months

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so apparently radahn has to be dead before you can access the dlc. wow i wonder why that is /s

#could this be vindication after all these years #you mean to tell me malenia didn’t go to caelid to fight big chungus cause she’s a petty bitch? you mean there was an actual reason #have the redditors been wrong this whole time #you mean both r and m are much deeper complex characters than what the majority of the fan base makes them out to be ??#you mean they haven’t been these shallow one dimensional characters this whole time #alpha giga male vs virgin bitch female isn’t canon???#i should stop i’m probably jumping the gun here #we still don’t know exactly what will happen #but i just think it’s funny that the stars have to be moving again in order to access the dlc #almost as if that was malenia’s goal all a long #miss blade of miquella the woman that you are #elden ring

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snarkylinda · 8 months

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Spencer looks like someone I, a 1.59cm woman, could take down with little struggle tbh. Like I am not talking about the actor's build but about the characters"s fucking energy.

"Even post-season 12 Spencer-" Especially post season 12 Spencer. Through emotional damage, let's see who starts crying first.

#i love him so much it just so funny to bully him #criminal minds #spencer reid #specially after everyone sold me his older version like an 'alpha male' bitch he cried 4 times in the same episode

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rouge-the-bat · 2 months

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we need less kidfic in the world and more petfic. give those bastards a cat and lets witness the hijinks that ensue

#not meant to throw shade at kidfic or anything its just soooo not my thing (<- childfree bitch for life)#i need to write a fic about shadow and rouge getting a chao #no reproduction just chao baby time <3 #my idea is that the shadow-chao that shows up in some official art with shadow (and clearly has purple bat wings like rouge)#is their chao. kinda team darks chao but mostly shadow and rouges (and it particularly latched onto shadow- hence looking a lot like him)#and shadow and rouge named them alpha to match with omegas name! since theyre the beginning and end of the greek alphabet #and i dont think kurama and hiei would get a pet for themselves #but i really really really want to write fics of them taking care of kuwabaras cat (or cats? apparently in the manga he has multiple)#catsitting for their bud !!!#and kurama becomes endlessly amused at how cats are drawn to hiei and how they have such similar mannerisms #hiei is his little kitten <3

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twotales · 20 days

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Can people stop saying gen alpha is awful? my kid is four years old ffs and the oldest ones are fourteen - so maybe we could idk stop blaming them? - Because they're like, and I know this is a crazy concept, but they are CHILDREN

#I remember growing up as a millennial and we were also called awful - it still persists and we rolled it into gen z and now alpha #number one thing I hear- they're all addicted to screens!! ipad babies balshsuwhgajags go #want to know why they are called ipad babies?#its not because they are just handed a tablet nope it's because they were born the year the ipad came out #ofc some of them are but hey raise your hand if your parents left you with the tv as a babysitter #and the younger alpha's parents have learned from the mistakes of the older alpha kids parents - you know like every generation ever #omg baby einstein is bad - well thanks for the research - not like we understood when our eyes were rotting from sesame street and barney #and now we know and me and our kids friends parents work our asses off to make sure they don't over do it with screen time #because at the end of the day MOST OF US ARE ADDICTED TO SCREENS #alpha parents just hand them a screen NO BITCH ITS GRANDMA #parent venting #twotaleshomelife

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vaethryn · 3 months

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it doesn't really come as a surprise but atm twitter really killed any hype I had for TWW lmao

#i'm one of those bitches who gets over exposured very easily unfortunately #between that and the endless lore discourse before the expac is even released y'all don't know how to stfu #and people with alpha/beta access spoiling every single corner of the game #it really makes me which they kept 95% of that shit encrypted because I want to go into everything blind #and not see some corner of a zone or npc quest that's already been screenshotted and posted on twitter 1394834 times #plus the rogue hero trees look like shit and i care about doing content way more than questing and lore #im salty #but ill get over it when the expac is almost out whatever #early access being a thing does also leave a sour taste in my mouth tho #cause im not buying the epic edition #so i have to get some form of fomo from friends that have early access #man

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the-genius-az · 3 months

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Yes, people write bitching. Yes, they're fine, some people write fucked up stuff just to write fucked up stuff. All fics I've read were pretty clear in the "this is bad and anything similar to it in real life is something I don't condone".

That being said, that ask gave me an idea.

Of course it's not Maizulee nor the actual process. Zuko has sent them to find Azula after she escaped, yet again, and when it has been months and no news at all, he asks the Gaang to perform a search. Aang, Katara and Toph find them basically hiding in a cabin in the woods.

Azula is a pretty strong alpha, so she's barely into the biology change part. Still mostly an alpha, still needing to be drugged and chi-blocked to avoid an escape. Kept chained to a bed in terrible conditions, she barely looks like a person anymore. It's all very disturbing.

The only reason Mai & Ty Lee are captured instead of killed on sight is because the trio agree Zuko would like to be the one to do it and that he'd give Azula the option of doing it too.

Toph takes Mai & Ty Lee in chains back to the palace, Aang and Katara take Azula to the North Pole because the teas and the chi-blocking need healing that the Royal Physicians can't give.

It's mostly a recovery fic, actually. Probably be kept gen because I think Azula would have a hard time trusting anyone the slightest after her childhood friends did that to her. (Some people find it worse than the most common alpha-on-omega violence, since it's something so brutal you're changing someone's biology. It's reversible, with the right treatments, an alpha can revert back, but physically almost as taxing as the first process).

Anyway, it'd a fic about bitching but with a happy ending that doesn't have the abusers winning it.

I know! Sometimes it is better to avoid those things, and forget them.

It's interesting! are you going to write it? because I would definitely love to read it :D

And I'm really glad that it's about recovery, there are very few Azula recovery fics, there should be more because Azula literally had a mental breakdown and went to the asylum and stuff.

I only have like three Azula recovery fics, and I love them! but they are few, I would like to read them.

#Azula #ABO #atla #avatar the last airbender #Azula Alpha #Please tell me if you're going to write the fic!#The idea of bitching makes me very sad and uncomfortable #I have said several times that rape really makes me uncomfortable #sometimes my mind is weak and starts thinking that it is something normal #it is not.

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boyruggeroii · 4 months

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i wish usamericans would stop with the bullshit gen [letter of the alphabet] and I wish people outside the us would stop taking it seriously especially people in the psychology field. Are you stupid?

#it's not taken into account much in psychology here #at least as far as I can see #I don't know about sociology #but even namedropping it once is one time too many #tbd #what the fuck is a gen alpha bitch I'll kill you

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blacknidstang · 8 months

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Adjacent to my top sam post is also the alpha sam that i only personally enjoy where he gets bitched by other alphas (*cough*john*cough*) cuz thats what he deserves 🥰

#thats the only alpha sam for me personally #i need him get broken <3 #cocky little bitch so badly wants to be independent and free of control? well time to get your hormones fixed boy #spn #sam winchester #samjohn

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 8 months

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i hate it when people have no media literacy and can’t form their own opinions… i don’t understand how you can’t form your own opinions and need to just copy and paste them from other people and if you wanna come on my blog and talk about shit you clearly know nothing about don’t even bother like pls just go back to reddit and leave me alone

#reddit is the place for idiocy like that #im sure that other media illiterate alpha male incels would love to hear your opinions but i wouldn’t #leave me alooooooooone #pls #i beg #this is a general post but also directed to half of the anons i get #and yes ik i can turn anons off but i do like getting anons half of the time #i just don’t understand taking time out of your day to rant in someones inbox #not to be a bitch but i especially don’t understand it when the person (either me or some other ppl ive seem on here) knows more than you do #people will send me anons with shit that isn’t even correct and try to use it as an argument like…#cite your sources or again go to reddit

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monst · 1 month

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Yes make it abo! Alpha Jason pls 🙏

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#this bitch is yapping #This should be fun👀#edit- Now while this fic will be Alpha Jason I would like to take a moment of your time to plead my case in more people reading/writing #Omega Jason cause lord 🤌 that's my spirit animal istg!!! legit one of my favorite ao3 tags lmao #he's just so 🤭 as an omega akagakwgwgg

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anguilliforme · 2 months

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i love being the alpha male in the vast majority of interactions i have even though im a 5'3'' white girl who looks like he's walking back from waving a handkerchief at a departing passenger ship

#personal #but im the only bitch around who can change a tyre so #*i dont believe in alpha male shit one of my friends found an ''male points'' book for $1 at an op shop years ago #and considering the lifestyle i lead (eats meat/only queer who drives/works in sports/watches sports)#i had the most man points out of everyone at the party thus me being alpha male has become a running joke #i will not be taking further questions about my alpha male status at this time

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pochapal · 4 months

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my blood pressure meds are making me feel like a mcdonalds sprite

#:)#imagine like. inverse pins and needles all through your limbs. that is what i am experiencing #it's probably some kind of circulation thing on account of my new-ish med regime and it's just kinda weird if harmless #never saying a bad thing about it because the alternative is alpha blockers and calcium channel blockers and those bitches tried to kill me #fizzy cold limbs is a small price to pay versus uncontrolled swelling and feeling like i'm gonna pee all the time and constant congestion

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imjustavenuxwithaboomerang · 5 months

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where the actual hell is the great alpha????

why has she just abandoned her people???

#never realized how much this irked me #it's giving the painted lady from atla #but worse #cause there's like actual facts to back up why the painted lady might've not interfered with fire nation army #but this great alpha is just away #just not there #IN THE TIMES WE NEED YOU MOST #where is this bitch #zombies #disney zombies #zombies 2