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variantia · 2 years ago

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“ Hear ye, hear ye ! Get this, everybody ... my mun ... just walked THREE MILES. And the wild part about it is ... she did it for absolutely no reason !! ”

BELLUM. it’s for my health, Venti. we can’t all have the godlike metabolism of a preschooler.

“ Okay, but, ugh. You’re crazy ! It’s so much more pleasant to drift everywhere on the breeze. ”

BELLUM. again, I’m not doing it ‘cause it’s pleasant, I’m doing it to be healthier. and we can’t all have wind power to sweep us up at a moment’s notice.

“ Will you stop saying WE CAN’T ALL, you’re making me feel bad !! ”

BELLUM. YOU DESERVE TO FEEL BAD, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN !!! JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP AND BE PROUD OF ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!

#arguing with myself ... more likely than you think. ( IC vs OOC. )#there will come a poet whose weapon is his word. ( VENTI / BARBATOS. )#Venti vc : seriously considering giving ur dumb ass a Vision so you can hand wind power jUST TO SHUT YOU UP #(( anyway I wasn't sure of the conversion from km to mi ; Zombies Run! uses km and I am but a humble USA girl #so I looked it up out of curiosity when I got back in the house #and I walked 4.82 km which is apparently 2.99 mi so I'm rounding up and calling it 3 fuckin miles #AND I WAS SHOOK ?? I WALKED 3 MILES IN 22 MINUTES ??? I THOUGHT I'D BE LUCKY IF IT TURNED OUT I'D WALKED /ONE/#and I'm going for another walk before dinner in a few hours soooo #dang I'm proud of myself tho #I've tried this app in the past and the problem wasn't the app it was my commitment issues #and I'm REALLY hoping I can stick with it this time for the sake of my health #what's this ?? oh no ........ I'm ................... MATURING ! OH THE AGONY !!! ))

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