#(( the way lucifer just went IN on adam and would have definitely blasted him to smithereens if it wasn't for charlie.

[gctchella]

This just gained more weight to it too, didn't it?

"You come at me, and my DAUGHTER, don't forget: You're in MY HOUSE, bitch!"

@heavenslie @punchedpentagram @sinnerswinners

[waihtie]

Counting down to the season finale

Season 5 Episode 21 - Two Minutes to Midnight

○ Doc (Pestilence) is giving this person all kinds of diseases at once

This is gonna be gross. And this time I mean it.

○ Back to, in Dean's words, "Sam's genius plan to say "yes" to the Devil.

Of course he's pissed. And says no.

○ Cas baby is in a hospital

His "batteries are drained" from blasting himself outta there a few episodes back

So he's practically human while he recharges

Also, he looks so GOOD

Aweee ^. Dean is holding back a smile, I swear

○ Dean knocking that poor security guard out

He was acting pretty cute before that, too

○ Pestilence knows the boys killed his brothers. Imagine all these entities knowing who you are.

He wants payback. He is very unhappy.

Also, I was right about the "gross". Everyone there just died a gooey sickly death

Even the boys are very sick (but alive)

○ WOAH Cas that was badass

3 rings down

○ "I don't understand your definition of good news" lol

○ LMAO

There is something about their reactions here

THE PHOTO

"Why'd you take a picture?" "Why'd you have to use tongue?"

Crowley is a pro at saving his own ass. He is borrowing Bobby's soul bc as long as he has that, they won't kill him. But he wants to help.

Except they totally changed the way Souls work later in the show. "Later" as in two episodes from now

○ Sam tryna convince Dean to let him sacrifice himself again

Baby's self-worth is non-existant. Someone please give him a little kiss and a little compliment

○ Brady's team is playing it smart.

Step 1: Spread swine flu

Step 2: Sell the vaccine, but chock it full of Croatoan virus

Country-wide distribution

○ THE ICONIC DEATH ENTRANCE

The car. The "brush with Death". The casualness of him.

○ Awe Cas feeling useless

Awe Cas trying to let it out to Bobby, but he doesn't listen the way Dean does.

○ Crowley casually just has Death's scythe. And casually gives it to Dean.

HE ADDED A CLAUSE IN BOBBY'S CONTRACT SO BOBBY CAN WALK AGAIN

Is this self-preservation, or bc of his boy-crush on Dean?

I love Crowley. He always tries to act so tough and heartless, but he's got a heart.

○ Cas showing faith in Sam and thinking Sam's plan might actually work. It feels backhanded, bc my first thought was that it was funny that Cas really doesn't care that Sam's plan involves sacrificing himself.

Cas says Adam is Michael's vessel now

Oh Geez, Sam's plan is ever riskier than thought. I don't feel like writing it all out, tho.

○ Sam, Bobby and Cas are tryna stop the vaccine/virus from getting out.

So many good lines, not enough space.

Dean and Crowley found Death.

○ This conversation between Death and Dean is very interesting

Death says he's either as old as God or older. I feel based on what we know of God later on, this isn't true

It's kind of funny how Death went on this big monologue about how insignificant Dean is to him but then turns around and says he needs something from Dean because Lucifer has Death bound to him.

Lucifer is using Death to cause mass death. (Chicago was about to be wiped off the map)

GEEZ. Death is willing to GIVE Dean his ring, save all of Chicago, and most of the world -- but Dean has to let Sam do his plan.

He agrees. Do we buy it? Not really.

○ "What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face" I knew Dean would never let Sam willingly jump into the cage

○ Bobby showing his faith in Sam to Dean. I wish Sam could hear this. I wish I could right this all out, too

Ugh I love the funny moments, but I really wish there were gifs of those important moments about Sam, too. I want to show you the things Bobby is saying

What I should have written when Sam first mentioned the plan: his plan is to attempt to take over his body while Lucifer is wearing it just long enough to jump into the cage

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hazbin hotel adam lilith eve lucifer theory and the exorcists

it might juts be me...but does anyone else think that maybe the excorisms were a plan to YES stop the over population of hell which could threaten heaven(which seems right up heavens alley if the FLOOD reaction where they tried to restart humanity because there was too much sin is to be believed)....but ALSO..maybe its a way to scare hell into trying to find alternatives to stop it? such at trying to work on themselves and seek redemption?

I'm just saying when the humans adam and eve got tricked and ate the apple/fruit of knowledge they got punished by being kicked out of their home adn had to live life...go through hardship and then when they died they got judged whether you got to heaven or hell. We don't know what happened with Eve but Adam aparently worked off his sin and made it into heaven right after the hardship and not knowing if that would be the case....

What if the plan of excorcisizing sinners was also to give them a permanent threat they couldn't come back from which gave MORE meaning to their choices and a solid outside threat just like how outside the garden, hardship and death were waiting for eve and adam?

thus resulting in Charlie/someone coming up with the idea that the people in hell shouldn't just give up and keep trying to redeem themselves which wouldn't have happened if hell didn't have the over population problem and the threat of extermination hovering over their backs.

being only able to see the worst in humanity was lucifer's punishment...but I'm also curious if maybe lilith might have a plan...like we know deal for allowing the eterminations was also that no one would attach the hellborn citizens which of course would keep charlie safe.

Also...while Adam is definitely horrible NOW....anyone else kind of wonder if maybe Adam was TRYING to fall at this point? if maybe he got twisted by being stuck with all the people making a big deal abot him up in heaven a.k.a. the decedents who use the story and will often twist it to suit their needs....I can't help but find it a little suspicious...especially when adam attach charlie despite that being a hard rule for the exorcists to not attack hellborn people....

like sir petious redeemed himself due to the blast of fighting adam right? putting himself at risk and sacrificing himself for his friends without hesitation while believing it was a real complete no respawning death at the time.

and adam revealed the exorcist aspect infront of heaven despite sera saying it was supposed to be kept secert which will have heaven be judged and scrutinized by itself as well because clearly there is a issue because other heaven people HAVE fallen.

and just saying....Adam was apparently the one who brought up the idea...which could be just cuz he was bored and it was a growing issue and much like lucifer he saw there was shame in them and that there was a mercy in ending their endless suffering....

but....considering adam was the first human to enter heaven it seems...but abel isn't there despite being the first one murdered...and it doesn't seem like adam's wife eve is up there....

what if Adam concocted a plan to get worse and worse as time went on with the plan to fall or get killed by going down to hell so he could look for eve or abel? since heaven is always watching...actually making a concrete plan would be a bit difficult when everyone in heaven you can't justify hurting...but it can be easier if you tap into bitterness or negativity toward hell as a outlit but making it about 'fun' something more lighthearted could get past the angel's wrath meter or something.

just seems suspicious that lilith and adam were in cohoots and somehow Sir Pentious was redeemed you know?

also another theory....considering Adam was actually offered the fruit first and refused and they went through eve with the idea to also get to adam...what if lilith and lucifer wanted BOTH Eve and Adam with them?

and while Adam and Lilith are equals with strong personalities it makes sense they would clash so I don't think Adam was being inherently sexists in the begining....but I do wonder if eve being made from his rib...if maybe lilith and lucifer wanted to shift the power imbalance since she wasn't made from the same stuff lilith was by giving her knowledge...but it was actually her punishment after to follow Adam's lead more and Adam was punished for not stopping it...showing the issues of one being more sub-servant to the other which did seem to help problems spread in the rest of humanity from this unequal dynamic even if compartmentalizing what you do well can help people survive together...which Eve and Adam had to so after being kicked out of Eden....

What if Adam maybe respawns to hell to deal with a secondary route of redemption to learn issues with how he's been handling his feelings since his death.

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also just throwing this out there...but most of the sexist stuff didn't get invented til WAY later. Adam and Eve had to survive of the outside as the first family so while Adam definitly seems sexist now....

anyone else feel like Adam almost says all that without REALLY understanding what it means...like he knows it upsets people and gets a reaction...but he gives off the energy of both a kid not quite knowing what he is saying but going all in...and a old man using new slang terms from the hip kiddos...and it would kindof interesting if Adam DID come back if he was actually admitted or pointed out alot of the modern lady stuff vs guy stuff is kindof arbitrary and not invented back in his day because both him and Eve had to cook and work together. like the pink being girls with blue being guys thing that keeps switching in the centuries even though its just a color and has different means that people project on to it.

like Adam clearly is into modern sexism to some degree now which definitely needs to be adressed...but there is also wiggleroom cuz what if he's just being a dick on purpose and knows it'll get under the skin...like someone reaching for the lowest hanging fruit to get the reaction they want no matter what it is...and dude screams over compensating to hide hurt and fears where he will lie to himself and others til he believes it. putting on a 'mask' if you will.

just kind of want to see the sexist asshole rip someone else apart for being sexist logically using things from his own life to back it up.