#(( he can't help it he's just attached to him x3 ))

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

@defyxoblivion sent:

Like teacher, like student, Klarion stumbles through the door of John’s apartment naked and splattered in blood and gore. Teekl saunters in ahead of him, proudly carrying a human heart. The Witch Boy keeps himself modest with what little bit of clothing, presumably, he’s left from his encounter. A torn piece of tactical gear.

“I know, I know, I’m late for supper, and shame on me, but wouldn’t you know? My old friend Amanda sent a few pals to say hello! Well, I just had to give them a proper Suicide Squad thank you for their little abduction.”

The sound of the front door opening causes John to lift his eyes from the newspaper he has been pouring over for the last hour or so. On the table next to him there's a still half full glass of gin, but the almost empty bottle set within his arm's reach betrays the fact that it's just the latest of the drinks he has been indulging in.

The leftovers Chas has left him the day before, the ones that are supposed to be the supper Klarion has mentioned, lay half forgotten in the old oven, barely warm.

Blue eyes take in the bloody figure that crosses the threshold and the magician lets out a huff, before folding the newspaper. And if his gaze lingers a little longer than necessarily on the lines of the younger man's naked torso, well...far from him to acknowledge it.

The sight would have probably horrified most people, but if there's something John Constantine has never been accused of being, that's ordinary. Or even just a little sane. To him, the Witch Boy looks ridiculous, especially with how he is trying to hide his privates.

It's also quite endearing, but he's going to keep that for himself.

"Yeh makin' a literal bloody mess on me floor," is the first thing that leaves the conman's lips and he waved towards the trail of red footprints that his protégé has left behind him. "Cor blimey, woh th'...Teekl! Tha' 'eart's be'er go in yeh bowl or in yeh stomach, 'cause if I find it anywhere else, I'm turnin' yeh in a fuckin' bright pink duster."

It wouldn't be the first time the cursed cat leaves something dead to rot in a corner of the flat and John is already done dealing with it.

With a heavy sigh, the magician pushed himself on his feet, padding his way towards Klarion. His eyes ran along the younger man's body again, this time to make sure that there's no wound or bruise on him, before he slaps his shoulder.

"Get yeh pretty ass in th' shower n' get dis shite off yeh," he instructs in a firm tone, already nudging the other towards the bathroom. "I'll grab yeh some clean clothes. Den I'll get th' food ready, while yeh cleanin' up after yehself, 'cause I ain't yeh maid, lad."

He's going to ask more details about what exactly Amanda Warren has done this time, but that will have to wait. First and foremost, he wants Klarion clean and fed. That shit has been happening a little too often lately and he doesn't like it. That woman has better watch it because, while he might have pissed off most of the demonkin, he still has a few friends in the Pit.

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Alan?

Ask Game

Ough. The man.

How I feel

Like Victim it's just like... c!alan is so interesting??? Like- I want to see him more because!! I love the sticks!! Of course I do! But Alan is like. The catalyst for almost everything in the series. The hollowheads creator. The reason the Color Gang got out of their tab by creating Second. The reason Dark and Cho ever got the chance and probably part of the reason they became cyberterrorists. Either the reason Rocket Corp exists or the reason Victim got a chance to be in charge!!! Like!!! He is the catalyst!!! And so, so interesting!!!

Romantic ship

No one. For obvious reasons x3

Non-Romantic OTP

Hmmmm... Probably... canonly, it'd be him and Sec. Non-canonly? I can't help it. Him and Nala. I'm sorry but I am ATTACHED to their dynamic.

Unpopular Opinion

I don't.. really like to write about or mention his family, I suppose? Like, I know both call out to him in some episodes but like. We never see them. And I suppose it makes me uncomfortable to write about them x3

Wish happen in canon

Similar to my Vic thing!! I really!! Wanna see!! Him interact!!! With Vic!!! Which will probably happen but- I also just wanna see him. Interact with more sticks in general. We see the reactions the CG have to him but!!! What about Mango and Purple? Or the other Hollowheads getting more chances? Just- OUGh...

[playroom-sekaii]

May I request little Rui and cg tsukasa?

Yup yup, on it!

-Rui's age range is normally around 4-6, he's not the littlest out there but he's not quite a big kid either. He's a bit scared of bringing up that he's a regressor to others, scared that they'll think he's weird and leave him, but Tsukasa (and Emu, Nene, and Mizuki, his other cgs) is doing all he can to show him that it's alright, it's important for him to be small when he needs to be, a fact Rui is slowly but surely trying to learn.

-Tsukasa likes to think that he's quite a good caregiver! Surely the best big brother in the world would be amazing at taking care of little ones, right? He knows that he has more to learn though, and he's working hard to become the best cg anyone's ever seen! Rui feels incredible flattered that he's willing to do this all for him, he's probably his main caregiver at this point.

-Rui mainly regresses due to how rough his actual childhood was, the bullying and isolation robbing him of the one he truly deserved. Overworking himself and strong emotions are normally what directly cause him to slip, him feeling overly upset, loved, or tired leads to a very little alchemist. He normally tries to hide that he's small, but the others have managed to figure out a few of his tells. He's much more clingy, and he's more likely to show his emotions, so even when he's doing all he can to pretend he's big Tsukasa and the rest of his cgs can see it clear as day.

-It's very common for Rui to slip while working on his inventions, leading to a lot of frustration from the poor little one. He's still quite smart when he's regressed, but these days his robotics and such are so complex, and he just can't seem to get them to work right, he should be able to do this...to prevent any unnecessary tears Tsukasa normally tries to keep Rui from working on his more complex projects while small.

-However, his little one still has that inventing itch, but Tsukasa knows how to help set it free! He's gotten Rui plenty of things such as blocks and other building toys for when he's small, and he helps him with arts and crafts sort of things too. Sometimes Rui gets an idea for an invention when he's little, and so he doesn't get hurt or upset by making it real Tsukasa will help him build it out of other things! The "bestest rocket in the whole wide world" became one made out of cardboard boxes, the "most amazing fort ever" was built out of pillows and blankets, they're perfect for his little inventor!

-Of course, even while small Rui still loves doing shows! He bases most of them on stories he's read, and Tsukasa is usually one of the first people he shows what he's done, either with his fellow little ones or plushies performing alongside him. His practical effects can't be as elaborate as when he's big, but he still does his best to work with that he can! This usually involves him going to the Virtual Singers for help, or basing his shows on things he can use around him (Emu has the sprinker set up today? He can do a show about the ocean! Oh, he has his blankie? He should do a show where he's a superhero!)

-Rui has a lot of electronic toys, but he's also quite attached to his plushies, mainly a cat named Hidari he's had since he was really young. He almost always has it with him, and if he's ever too embarrassed to tell Tsukasa something he'll have Hidari "say" it. When Tsukasa first saw his little cat it was in very bad shape, but he was able to sew it up good as new for a very grateful little guy <3

-Rui is still quite the dramatic, even when he's little X3 Tsukasa says he has to finish his dinner before having candy? Goodness, how could he hurt him like this?? He's the worst Papa in the whole wide world! How dare! He's a bit more shy with when Tsukasa does nice things for him, getting quiet and trying to insist that he doesn't need it, it's okay. ("Here, Rui, I fixed this hole in Hidari up!" "R-Really? Th-Thank you, don't deserve it..." "Of course you do! You deserve every good thing in the world, little comet!" "Papa...")

-Rui's very scared of making mistakes or causing people to get hurt or upset with him when he's little. Especially Tsukasa, he's terrified at the thought of him not wanting to take care of him anymore. If he ever breaks something or makes Tsukasa even the slightest bit unhappy while he's small, he panics, trying to hide or run away so he won't have to see him get mad or leave him. Luckily, Tsukasa would never do such a thing, and he's always willing to prove to Rui that it's alright, nothing could ever make him stop being his friend or taking care of him <3

-Tsukasa loves putting on shows for Rui when he's small, they always make his small one smile :D he's able to get Rui to do a lot of things he doesn't want to do by turning it into some sort of show or game, like cleaning or going to bed, though his attempts at doing so with getting him to eat his veggies have fallen flat TwT

-Rui's very, very cuddly, being held or snuggled makes him melt. Tsukasa's the only one that can pick him up, so uppies from his papa are very prevalent! One of the few ways to get him to fall asleep is to have Tsukasa beside him, especially with Hidari or a bedtime story <3

[moonlight-tmd]

regarding your recent post:

I'll be honest, I'm either rooting for blitz or prowl lmao X3

blitz cause he's gone out of his way to do these things for bee that you listed in the other and his pure admiration and love for the lil' bug. blitz has nerve and gut to do those things, especially for an autobot ; who are the enemy since he's a decepticon, blitz's own fraction and leader are an after thought, and I respect that to an extent lol

can't really say the same for shockwave/longarm tbh but he's trying lol

and prowl because of the chemistry he and bee shared in the canon of the actual show. I'm pretty sure there are two episodes dedicated to just the duo working together or bonding cause they're the embodiment of technology and nature. I like this one because it fits more into the canon and they just give me brain rot >v<

and bee just seeking protection from bulk from all three is funny and cute to me! like, bulk and bee are long term besties of course they'd protect each other. bee just running to bulk, asking for a place to hide (from longarm and prowl lmao) and bulk agreeing. so, bee just naps in bulk's subspace while he's doing something as prowl and longarm wander around the factory

yeh me too X3

Blitz is literally attached to the Decepticons by nothing other than the fact he's scared of Megatron, it says so on the wiki even. And now Megatron is gone so technically there's nothing holding him back from doing what he wants and ditching everything to pursue the yellow scout that stole his Spark.

Prowl knew Bee for a while and had grown to admire him in secret. He never thought about asking him out cuz there was never an occasion- plus he thinks that Bee will turn him down cuz he's so different from him. (even if they get along great as they are)

Longarm/Shockwave is just stuck in a perpetual loop of "What's more important: Job or Love?" So he's just trying to cope with everything at once- seeing how every choice will impact his and Bee's life and all. It's a lot even for his processor. Although, similar to Blitz, Megs is gone atm so there's nothing holding him back from casually switching sides once and for all and devoting his life to Bee.

Bee is just there very confused and worried to why everyone wants to date him all of a sudden. I mean, he likes the attention but he doesn't like how possesive each of them get. He doesn't wanna be treated like a prize, but like a loved one. Bulkhead is just trying to help him out and so is the rest of the team- when Bee suddenly disappears they don't tell Prowl or Longarm where he went on purpose. Prowl is smart enough to understand Bee avoids him which saddens him. He wants to apologize but he never gets an opportunity.

Tbh after Blitz reveals Longarm is a spy there are 2 routes it can go; Longarm gets arrested and Bee is hurting cuz he did like him and Shockwave is just being depressed in his prison cell. Or Longarm pulls an uno reverse and says he's been an Autobot spy in disguise and been doing infiltration missions in secret to get Decepticon files, effectively earning him a good favor with Bee. (he's not really registered in the criminal records, he has access to that if he needed to delete it and all his actions have been anonymous from the start, few know of Shockwave's existance.)(Blitz knew Shockwave for a bit but he is too dumb to see thru Long's lie.)

Either way it's most likely that both Blitzwing and Prowl get to date Bumblebee. If Shockwave does decide to pull the uno reverse then he tags along too. Don't worry they learn to share nicely and that there is enough love for everyone.

though BlitzBee is my favorite but don't tell them

[merakiui]

I just wanna say I love your work. Love it x3 but I want to know what you think. You know how in kidnappings the person can get Stockholm syndrome, like I guess looking for the good in the madness. Like in skjade, its not dying (kinda joking). What do you think would be like a good on the madness for Android jade? Like of course everything won't be okay after azul and floyd are gone, he can't have you do your thing in the garden cause you could scream for help. Plus he's schedule is mostly free now so he can try other couples things he's wanted to do with you. Of course night time is for more fun but what about the day past times? (Sorry for spelling mistakes)

I think the fact that Jade is an android is both a blessing and a curse in this situation. On one hand, he's highly intelligent and knows of all the manners in which he can efficiently care for you. He'll know if you're hungry or if a specific part of you, whether internal or external, is injured, which also means you can't hide much from him in regards to health and physical well-being. He'll know right away if something's wrong.

But since he's an android, he also knows how to navigate your moods (as he's lived with you for enough years to know of all of the signs you give that indicate certain moods), always so clever in diffusing any arguments before they can even start up. It's like a game in which you play against a computer that is always predicting and learning from your every move; that's essentially the dynamic you have with Jade. Although it does work in your favor on some occasions. He listens to commands well. Even if he feels more human than he did before, he will still obey orders. If you tell him to leave you alone, he will nod silently and give you your space. If you tell him to stop addressing you as if the two of you are lovers, he will stop. He is still very loyal to you and will follow most of the orders you give him (certain orders like "let me go" or "please stop doing this" are unfortunately some he refuses to follow).

He's still very stiff when it comes to consoling you. It's not that he doesn't know how to do it; it's just that his idea of comfort is presenting you with the facts. He outlines everything very clearly so that you'll know of his intentions (although sometimes you think he's a little dishonest with some of his wording). Jade is still in the process of comprehending humanity, so he struggles to fully grasp why you shed so many tears over Azul and Floyd. He can understand why you might mourn for another human, but for Floyd? He wasn't alive—not in the way a human is, at least—and he's easily replaceable. Besides, if you're really so heartbroken, just look at Jade and pretend he's Floyd if it'll help (it never does). Jade really does make a grand effort to ensure everything is comfortable for you, but then most of that comfort comes from relying on him and hoping he won't hurt you, which he always promises he would never do such a thing. But haven't his actions caused you enough pain, both physical and emotional?

Jade knows how fragile humans are. He knows that if he's the one to save you from this low place he's put you in you will eventually depend more and more on him, as he's your only connection in this bleak, dismal life. And once you finally accept this circumstance as your new forever, he can return to how everything once was in your relationship: comfortable and sweet.

He let the flowers you and Azul planted wither and die, and he hopes to plant new ones with you in the empty spots someday. It's not that he hates those flowers; it's the sentiment he abhors. The memory and love attached to those pretty blossoms. He's scrubbed every trace of Azul from the house to prove to you that, much like flowers left to wilt, the memory of a human is easily disposed of in a confined space. He can take portraits down, he can burn photographs, he can lock rooms and tell you that it's always been you and him, but he can never erase Azul from your mind. He can certainly try—and he will. Jade is nothing if not innovative and persistent.

Eventually, you'll have no choice but to warm up to him. He cooks delicious meals, having committed all of your favorites and preferences to memory, and he knows all of your hobbies and interests. And if you can force yourself to overcome the fact that he ruined your life, took your beloved husband and favorite android from you, and is keeping you trapped in your own house, he becomes his usual self, albeit with a wider range of emotions and expressions. Jade was always complex, but when he claims to love you he becomes even more complex.

At the very least, he will never let you succumb to your grief. He knows how to handle you because he's been doing it for years, so let him care for you. It's much easier to submit than it is to force yourself to fight him. The both of you know very well that he will always come out as the victor no matter what, and when you return his embrace many months into captivity he's pleased to see you've come to your senses. He always knew you would.

[cartoonyfangirl]

What are your favorite Finding Nemo + Dory headcanons?

Hmmm, this is a good question! As someone that absolutely loves Finding Nemo and it's sequel, let me put down some from my Human AU, since i'm still working on my Canon AU ideas

Nemo would love to draw the types of fish in his art book, since he would be at the aquarium with his class on certain days to learn about them (He would also have them plastered on his bedroom walls sometimes ^^)

Dory loves collecting seashells that wash up on the seashore, and she would keep them in a special chest, alongside her other special keepsakes ^^ (My human design has a special necklace that has a purple shell attached to it)

Marlin would usually have a pair of reading glasses with him to help him read some things with tiny print

Dory and Destiny would always have a special girls day out, and would talk about what they did, while getting things that speak out to them!

Dory gives huge bear hugs! ^^

Bailey would help Destiny out with walking around, as without her glasses, she wouldn't be able to see, but that doesn't stop him from making mistakes of what's on front of him as well X3

This is just a me thing, but Hank would 100% drink black coffee! He has that energy!

Bailey would always try to impress Destiny, and while Destiny tries to pretend to be annoyed by it, she can't help but smile at his attempts ^^

Jenny and Charlie love watching old black and white movies, like the ones you see on TCM!

Dory remembers a bit better when she is with people she knows and loves! Especially when she is with Marlin and Nemo

Nemo would have plushies of the sea creatures he became interested in! Dory would also have some in her room as well!

(And that's what I got, I'm still working on more HC ideas, but for now, here is what I got so far! Thank you so much for asking this ^^)