#( crack tbt )

[gunstruction]

it’s the year of lesbian boyfriend

❛ CORRECT! ❜ [extremely loud correct buzzer]

Caitlyn does a little :3c. ❛ It’s the year! You’re already prepared, Violet. Look at you. ❜

[bigdaddydaemon]

I DEMAND A DUEL TO THE DEATH. NO ONE DISRESPECTS MY QUEEN.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Knights of Westeros Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dorne, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Westerosi armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raven? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the realm and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to dragon fire, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[realmscruelty]

let this woman be sandwiched between daemon and crispy. it’s what she deserves. @dastardlydaemon @kingmaketh

[zoklaanogar]

uncle daemon is bullying me :(

[mjrarcana]

slowly lowering a joker plushie into the blender and turning it on

[shinrascomputer]

... He'd smash Reeve.

[shibemuses]

;; yeah

[auraspheres]

Riley vc: …are ya’ll okay? Do you need some warm milk and a hug or—

[ochazos]

"Meowdy." He says completely deadpan.

[dcgfight]

"NU UH!!! NU UH!!!!" GET WRAPPED, IDIOT. WHO WANTS A BITE.

[lieshot]

@berylcluster

❝  Hope you had a not shit birthday . ❞

[tealbeats-archived]

“You know…” He brings his hand up and curls it into a soft fist. “Like…NYA—“

[bigdaddydaemon]

And the worst dad award goes to you. Must be nice to win something at least.

don't mind him , he's going to go sulk in a corner somewhere.

[realmscruelty]

uncle husband 🥰😌 @blccdiedcruel

[zoklaanogar]

ah yes, jon in his hotd au @quccninchains

[aragakiis]

“Alright. When something happens and it’s a minor inconvenience, just respond with ‘I’m gonna kill myself’. Works every time.”

He seems to be teaching Adonys something…the machine nodding in response as he tries to understand.