#( but oh how i love these two lskdj )

[cordiibus]

sender kisses receiver's foot. Nyoko + Shuni ( I cant stand her hdkshd )

kiss meme.

" as much as i do love groveling, it's above you, kitten. " he grinned. though the act was something he would more than welcome from someone who he didn't see as his equal ( really because it was how they should see him -- like when people kiss the pope's feet. ) " let other people see me as the GOD i am --- but you, you are my GODDESS, so really i'd rather you put those lips on something more worthy of them. " he really didn't hesitate to lift her by her chin, placing her just directly at their crotch. " you can start there if you like. " / @slwdancing

[cordeliacordate]

AAAAAAAAAAA! so glad you joined us peasants on tumblr! the wolfs omega is amazing, and the worldbuilding is just *chef's kiss*. i hadn't read any of the pair until i saw the tags "arranged marriage, canon universe" so i screamed into my pillow and read the first chapter immediately. i don't normally read abo but nsnsjsjjsjamabs jace pregnant. that's all. (fun fact is that before reading ur fics in my head jace was an bottom/alpha.... but heyyyy you 🫵🏽 made me see the truth! he's just a babygirl.) i also love your frat boy au! :) this is so random,,,,,, lmao but i love that jace is a targaryen-strong. <33 lots of love

peasants 😭 omg no i just don't know how to work Tumblr. but i'm going to try! i also somehow shut off all of my notifications and so i can't figure out how to learn when people respond to my replies without going onto their profiles to look SLKDJS i'm...a mess already.

ANYWAYYYY- thank you so much! i'm working on that one rn. the next two updates will probs be omegaverse slkdjs even though i meant to go back and forth. oh well.

omg my jace babygirl agenda is spreading LKSDJS HEHEHE i just think...he's rhaenyra :) a bratty baby! just a lil guy! a twink! that knows how to use his twinkism against himbos (/pos) HSLDKJS i love him so much.

jace is always a targaryen-strong to me lSKDJS in all mod AUs. i love harwin too much for him to not be, so unless there's a good plot reason to make his dad laenor or daemon, i usually think of his parents as being rhaewin in modern AUs so sdkjs i just cannot kill harwin unless there's a really good reason LOLOL i love him too much.

ty for being so nice to me on my first day on tumblr!!!!

[mingi-bubu]

Hey bestie - if you love angst shall we do some angry/jealous!cxk? 😏😏😏

hello bestie omg yes lsadjfa;lskdj i can't wait

also not how ironic this is me asking for prompts to break my writer's block and then being unable to do so oh my god ald;fkj;asldkjf

--

"i think we should breakup."

your words hung in the air, a sour thing. xukun was leaning against one of the counters in the kitchen as you sat on a stool behind the sink, fidgeting with your hands. he looked at you, uncomprehending, and you were forced to watch the realization dawn in his eyes.

"i, i don't," he stumbled over his words as if the language was new to him. "i don't understand. i thought everything was, was fine?"

you've played out this conversation dozens of times in your head, and it never gets any easier.

"what did i do wrong?" his voice sounds tight with emotion and you can see how his eyes are starting to shine from the unshed tears.

"it's not you," you start, knowing how bad it will sound. "it's me." he lets out a disbelieving scoff and, to be fair, you understand why. whenever the two of you would watch those romcoms together, you would always scoff at that line. it was too cliche, too overused, to be taken seriously. "i mean it, xukun. i can't do this anymore."

the look on his face said he was skeptical of what you were saying, but the tension lining his body said otherwise. you knew he knew what you were going to say. the truths that every idol is dreading to hear from their non-idol partner.

"i thought," you start, your words breaking. you take a deep breath and start again. "i thought i could handle this. the late nights, the constant time away, the not being able to really talk about who i'm dating... but the truth of the matter is, xukun, i can't handle it. i hate going to bed without you there next to me, and i hate it even more when you are there but i wake up without you. i hate how even when you aren't promoting your latest album, i still barely get to see you. and when you are promoting? god," you look up at the ceiling in an attempt to catch hold of yourself again, "it's a fucking miracle if i get a response to a text."

you grow quiet, steeling yourself for your next words. the ones you're sure will hurt him the most, cut him to the quick and make him like you, bleeding from invisible wounds to your heart. "i hate," your voice breaks again, "lying to my friends, to my family, about who i'm seeing. i have to look my mother in the eye whenever i see her, i have to tell her that i'm okay with being alone, that i'm focusing on work or just enjoying my young adult life. i have to see how her smile grows smaller, just a bit, and how pity floods into her eyes before she's back to pretending that that's okay. that that's what she would rather have for me. and it hurts, xukun. it hurts to sit there with the damn elephant in the room and to hear my parents talking in hushed voices when they think i can't hear them about if i'm truly happy." you close your eyes, pressing the heels of your palms into them. your parents mean well, truly, they do. they understand, of course, that it isn't even near time to start worrying about whether or not you'll get married or start a family or whatever. but that doesn't make it hurt any less when your aunts share a look with your mother during a family reunion, or when your other cousins will talk about who they're dating before the awkward silence hits when they ask you about it.

"and i know," you say, bringing your hands away and cutting xukun off before he can say anything, "that you don't mean for any of this to happen. that you don't mean to constantly be working and traveling and keeping me hidden away like some dirty little secret. but i can't do this anymore, xukun." you slump forward, as if the strings holding you up have been cut. "i just can't." you practically whisper into the air.

after moments of silence, filled only with the sounds of you trying to not sob, you look up at him, wondering what he has to say. his eyes are red-rimmed and it's clear he had just wiped tears away, his cheeks shining slightly in the light of the kitchen. the ends of his sleeves are curled into his hands, hiding them, but you know him well enough to know that his hands have made fists. not to hurt you, oh god, never to hurt you. but instead to keep himself from breaking down even more. like a desperate sailor throwing an anchor overboard even as the tides are oncoming.

"i..." his voice barely reaches your ears. "i see. i'm sorry for... i'll leave then. i'll stop making you live under all of these lies..."

he pushes away from the counter and turns to leave, but he hesitates. "i will be back for my things later this week, i guess."

you nod, and stand from the stool. "i'll walk you out." you say nothing to each other during the short walk to your door. as he slips out of the house slippers and into his shoes, you find yourself wanting to tell him he deserves better.

but that wouldn't be fair to say, no? because you do, too. but saying that you both deserve better seems almost worse, so you opt to stay quiet. the sounds of his jacket and keys fill the space between you as you open the door. he leans towards you out of habit, before realizing what he was about to do. instead, he gives you an abrupt nod before leaving. you shut the door quietly, sliding the deadbolt over, before your legs give out from under you.

you didn't want to hurt him, but you wanted to stop hurting, more.

[quinnmorgendorffer]

21, 27, 29, 32, 42, 47 :)

Thanks for asking!

if you could be a guest star on any show, which one would it be?

Let me sing something on Crazy Ex please. Give me some big number Rachel Bloom, I’m begging you

which actor do you think deserves an Emmy for their work on TV?

WHERE THE FUCK IS WILLIAM EMERSON ARNETT’S EMMY????????

Like seriously??? Arrested Development? 30 Rock? How has he not been nominated for fucking Bojack Horseman why does that Emmy for voice acting keep going to fucking Family Guy IT’S NOT OKAY WTF???

I’m gonna flip a fucking table if he doesn’t get nominated for “Free Churro”.

do you tend to quote TV shows a lot? have you ever started using a word/phrase because of a TV show?

Lmfao it’s basically all I do. Like I can’t even bother listing some of my most common quotes. But phrase-wise, I often say “jeezy kableezy” from Bojack lol. That’s probably the weirdest one that isn’t just like a very specific quote.

Oh, and I got in the habit with my roommate of quoting AD’s “and that way we’ll have it!” It was bad enabling when we were first decorating our place

what’s one show you could watch over and over?

I will never tire of watching Daria or 30 Rock. Arrested Development is getting up there but I watched it SO MUCH this past year I’m trying to back off of it. But the first two it’s like.....there’s not a point where I want to stop watching. Like in other shows I rewatch frequently, I get bored of one season or dread another to get through, but I love those first two SO MUCH and just never tire of them!

what’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever watched a show in one sitting?

Oh fuck if I know a;lskdj. Um probably one of the Netflix originals with 13 episodes a season. I’ve definitely made it through those in one sitting.

are there any shows you love but your friends aren’t interested in?

I’ve had trouble getting my irl friends to actually watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend which is disappointing. I don’t think anyone close to me outside of family members have watched Red Dwarf. There’s probably more that I can’t think of right now but those two really stick out to me

send me tv show asks!

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “The Untamed” with Me!

Episode 3

oh and we’re back bc like i didnt just watch a bunch of dramas today :D

i have my water, my phone is plugged in

as mr tomato in amon us mark lee would say, lezgeddit

oh so the jin clan just took the entire inn no?

oh those satchets are pretty

what is wwx doing?

mian mina?  who is she?

akldfjaslkd she doesnt know you

shes ICONIC and coming for his throat alksdfl;skd

yuan dao.  ma’am

omg

aldkf i LOVE this

chaotic bisexual energies i love it

yes she would

wow the people upstairs...this sound..i hATE IT

hes so tall compared to them adlfja;lskdj

i love their robes tho v cute color

kaf;ldskjf they said we are siblings and we will fight

jin zixuan...

i do not recall?

seeing him?

oh damn they really did just get kicked out again???

the clownery from this guy

oh

its this guy

ugh.

nevermind i know who this is

oh wwx’s arm around jc i TT.TT

sibling trio >>>>

i am sure there are reasons that jiang cheng’s sleeves are different from wwx’s but i would like to know

wOW this guy god

im so over the jin clan its like the opposite of the rosa diaz meme

ive only known them for five mintues and if anything happens to them (aside from the two girls erarlier) i wil cheer

wwx is so salty im here to platonically marry him since his heart is lz’s and my heart is jc’s

oof

fucking sharp tongued ugh i love him

i dont like seeing jiejie like this!!!

shes so...meek :(

i am ready and willing to step to the plate for her

im sO SICK OF THIS GUY STOP WITH THE ROMANITIC DRAMATIC MUSIC

oh he definitely knew that.  dick.

YES AH XIAN FUCKING STEP TO HIM I LOVVE

mocking noise

oh is jiejie okay?

oh no

OH NO

OH ONONDONONON

THEY LEFT SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO???

FUCK

ugh i love them bonding over hating jin clan

and being worried about jiejie

OH

JIN IS THE PEACOCK

OH FUCK THIS GUY

sorry i just

hate him.

oh it was their invitations

yikes

ldskfajsdl;kfj jiejie is iconic

i lOVE THEIR HAIR PIECES SOMUCH OMG

oh

is it

it is

*smiling face with 3 hearts emoji*

me too

i love howohh shit

thats a person on a stretcher

oh noo

lan zhan

looks so confused

damn.  he said not my problem aldkjfsl;

i love wwx being baby

he really said not my problem also lets hit that mf mute button

alskdjfa;lksdjf like jiang cheng can do anything

oh jesus i thiought that the whole cloud recess being super strict was like a little more fandom than not but

damn

why is yanli jiejie so upset

over the peacock??

no about wwx

sword

oh my god

they didnt leave like a note or a person or anything?

im deceased

i so badly want to read a modern day au where its the same plot just set in the present so its just wwx getting back to the dead fire and mass texting jiang cheng and yanli about where they went a;ldkfja;sldkf

alkjsd;flksjd he really thought he could walk in i love a himbo

what did he do?

stil gonna omg

he got in

al;skdjf;laksdj barriers are made to be broken

is he

is he not gonna reset it htough?

sir

brah just like send a note to yeopfiahrphaerfuipahepharw

asjdfl;kasjd lan zhan:  :|

wwx: :D

brooooooo

bless his heart

oh fuck

he magically appeared

bribing the law enforcer akldfja;slkdjf

i LOVE this first meeting betweent them

they said fighting hour

how is the people under the roof not upset?

does.... is all wwx has to fight with a stick?

alkdsjflaksdjf i’m busy so i can’t hang out with you i

this is all so dramatic and for what

oh noooo the emperor’s smile

DAMN

THAT HAS TO BE AGAINST THE RULES

omg

the entire rule board

oh yikes

he said yeet

alkdsjfa;lskdjf lan zhan is.  not amused.

w o w

the insults be flying

akldsjfal;skdjfas he got mcmuted again

thats so funny to me everytime lz hits the mute button

oh thats an eyeball

yikes

that doesnt look good at all

is it like the OLDER LAN BROTHER!!!

yes the lore lets hear it

who is it?

oh that

that doesnt look good at all

can he not let go of the guy?

evil sorcery like wwx said

we knowwww

ugh commercial time again

i keep thinking aboutt the like college au wangxian fic i read where wwx is oblivious and tries to help lz get like.. get his crush to notice him and theres a bunny shirt or something involved alkdflsk

it was really cute anyways

alskdfjsla;kdj that was so cool!!!  with the mf fucking veil

jkasl;dfkjasd *gestures angrily with stick*

afl;ksdjfl;aksdjfwow

you are not endearing yourself to them at all

bless your heart sweetie

that is such a lieeeee

lz is just like... im here.

i guess.

jaslfkdjasl;kdj wwx the clown shoes are a-squeakin

i am like...love this dynamic

im obviously missing something at that whole exchange about whether or not the guy is alive

wen ning?

my son?

my boy?

hm.

i dont like this chief cultivator guy

though i love their aesthetics

very underworld evil-y

hm dont like this

oh no

the barrier

YOU FOOL THE BARRIER WAS NEVER RESEALED

AIYAH

thats fucking scary

can we please see some pupil

can i please see a pupil

zombie?

ghost puppet?

lowkey a much cooler name

but THE BARRIERRR

please lan zhan fix the barrier

im not comfortable enough to call him wangji yet which i think he would understand and support

oop gotta medicate my cat brb

ok its like 20 minutes later hhhhh

cats youknow/

anyways the twin jades are speculating about the evil sorcery

and if their suspicions are correct things be fucked?

:( all they can do is investigate rn

hes like...the opposite of rash???

oh thats like the cloest ive seen to lan zhan smiling im *pleading emoji*

how much is their age difference?

aww hes encouraging him to make friends

als;dfjas;ldkfj the look on lz’s face when his brother said wei ying isnt that bad of an idea lakdjflkasd

 commercials...

wei ying is clever and quick witted

oh

lan zhan...

aldskjfslk why does it sound like his brother is aksing something else

ah but the smile he made i am uwu over it

oh thats

thats a lot of ghost puppets

oh this guy xue yang is probably a bad guy but like

unfortunately hes kinda hot in this lighting

i guess we’ll find out when he goes into the light later?

oh fuck are they killing him already?

damn

that’s uh

oh jeez that’s a man with a lot of baggage

what is it with this guy and the yin metals

also xue yang hot...

maybe bc he is kinda like cocky but like...yes in a fuckboy way but also im like. *eyes emoji*

oh

waht the fuck

are we at the end already????

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i just want to know all the lore you know?

oh rabbit

do i dare watch the next episode?

its alreay like 02:30 rn....

eh i thiknk i’ll gopher it alkdjf;asl

thats all for this episode!

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333