#( apologies for this i haven't thought about these movies since MAYBE 2010 and apparently rewatching pt1 has kicked off a Backlog )

[majorxmaggiexboy]

more potc spam bc

a) just remembered that kid!me was confused about Will and Elizabeth’s relationship, having thought they grew up in the same house because i misheard the line “He’ll be in your charge” as “He’ll be your child” and was like. baffled at that arrangement. “She’s like eight and just bc she spotted this kid first youre making her be his mom??? they’re like??? The Same Age How’s That??? Gonna Work??”

b) it’s worth noting that kid!me also thought Jack Sparrow and by extension Johnny Depp was Black and idk when i finally Realized(tm)

c) all i remember about part two was seeing it in the theater and being righteously outraged that Will got in trouble when it wasn’t his fault dude didn’t specify which Turner he was talking about like damn

d) all i remember about part three is “JUST KISS” and the bandana and something about peanuts and also Will getting straight up murdered and then momsauce, who was an intensely loyal Jack Girl up until that point, changing teams the second she saw the bandana

e) wait so Will’s a Literal Undead Zombie by the time he and Elizabeth get to have their tropical island getaway for like five minutes before Will has his undead ocean getaway for like 10 years so ... the kid ...does the kid get Undead Ocean Zombie powers or anything and also does he realize his existence is a medical miracle or

f) u mean 2 tell me barbosa ?????

g) i don’t remember part 2 but im pretty sure Davey Jones’ boat can go under water so did he just Not Do That while Will was on board or did he dunk him a few times out of spite bc no wonder he’s so grouchy then if he’s been chilling getting his Angst on with the Sad Organ Music and all that and can go submarine whenever he wants but then Mr. Mortal McCandrown hops on board intending to rob him and start family drama while making Underwater Sadness Time no longer an option

h) Could All Of This Have Been Avoided it Elizabeth had just left the amulet at home on the day of Norrington’s little ceremony thing or