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mielmoto · 1 month

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not to be too candid on main but i can attest that not all weak-in-the-knees swoony-moony-ness is just silly romantic literary fluff/conjecture because my ex + witness friends can confirm that about 75% of the times i have ever received a smooch while standing i have genuinely started to lose/lost my balance.

#ooc.#( this sounds so ridiculous and it is. i wish i was joking. )#( poor man had to anchor me. )#( truly no thoughts; head empt[ied] )#( i am [lovingly] bullied about it to this day. )#( so the hyperbolic 'if someone held my hand at this point i think i'd black out' is BARELY hyperbole. )#birdposting.#( bird fact of the day nobody asked for. )#( anyways. honey didn't inherit this trait but i could EASILY see myself passing this on to a muse. )#( probably anette. )

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