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[soaps-mohawk]

I just came back from a study trip from Scotland, and I bought a lot of pinup stuff of shirtless Scottish men in kilts, like postcards, calendars, and magnets, even my magnet one is a guy flashing, his kilt blowing in the wind lol.

I was next to Edinburgh Castle, and a saw a Scottish soldier with his kilt, I kept wondering even if in the military do they have to were underwear or not.

Needless to say, I saw way more attractive men in my 3 days in Edinburgh, then my 8 days in London, though I met a really cute Manchester guy in York while clubbing, AGHH I didn’t even get his name, number or social media, he was obsessed that i was texan, and i was obessed that he was from manchester (i wish to study at the universty of manchester)

anyhow, I kept thinking of Johnny, while in Scotland 🤭

As you should 👏

Ugh I wanna go to Scotland so bad. I regret not traveling last year while I had the chance 😭 now I can't even afford to go across town.

[soulmvtes]

uhh anyone else wanna take clean cups out of the dishwasher and put them in the cupboard at home and the next morning watch their wife drink from them?

[emmedoesntdomath]

I feel the need to explain something, especially considering I mentioned this character in a post yesterday. 

I love clint barton. I think he is ridiculously under appreciated, I think he deserves the love, I think he deserves to be happy. however. mcu barton. is not. my barton.

my clint barton exists only in the comics, and he’s a dork in his twenties who has a dog named lucky the pizza dog. he’s partially deaf, and has a brother named barney who grew up in the circus with him. he’s always at least a little bit injured, and is honestly just a mood all around. 

jeremy renner is a good actor, maybe even a great one, and I send absolutely no hate or criticism his way over his portrayal of clint. still. he’s not hawkeye. 

(this all being said, hailee steinfeld is kate bishop, and I worship the ground she walks upon)

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[seagiri]

7 minutes in heaven

[airborneranger63]

[il0v3-w0m3ns]

We need sexy nurses like this in every hospital right now! 😤

[janebsworld]

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.