#( ��� OOC! RULER OF THE VOLCANIC DIAMOND PLANET. ✨ )

[romancemoon]

this RESPECT MUSES OF POWER post is so funny every time i see it cuz like who the fuck are youuuuuu ??? lol. its such a ‘ *stamps feet* mommy said we gotta play cowboys and robbers my way or i’m going to my room ’ that i can’t believe anyone would reblog this without a sense of irony...... some muses legit dont give a fuck how powerful ur muse is. also vi is so powerful he could fold the galaxy in half and people dunk on him and mock him all the time and sometimes even lay hands on him and u dont see me cryin.............. glfkdjgdlk.

also the term muses of power

what in the phrase people of color but make it shittier teas................

[romancemoving]

AND THE REVIEWS ARE IN FOR ROMANCEMOON! COMING SELECTIVELY TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

       ❝ at its best / worst, the hallucinatory idiocy of this blog inspires open-mouthed horror at what happens when an ill-conceived premise leads to even more jaw-droppingly misguided execution. contrived and bloated with old pop culture references, i had to set my computer on fire and divorce my wife due to my frothing hatred of the writer and the blog they’ve crafted. my family is ruined. thanks for nothing! ❞ — michael mcmichaelson, the new yorker.

      ❝ in the end, though the metaphor of an emotional torture chamber of the self as a sparkly, glowing ode to 90s anime and other decades is an interesting one to explore, that is not the analysis at the heart of this blog. i told the blog owner this. she proceeded to call me a twatfaced shit-for-brains, called my mother a clown car coochie havin’ bozo, and then blocked me. what an asshole, i can’t believe it. ❞ — lisa clancy, the chicago tribune.

       ❝ idk i liked it. reminded me of a wong kar wai film but with a laugh track hahaha. i just really like pretty colors and old japanese pop music. anyway r any of you ladies lookin to send me some feet pics? are any of you selling nfts of your feet pics? pls respond. can i ask that in this post?❞ — sexydickman666, reddit, r/movies. he was banned shortly after.

[romancemoved]

one thing about me is that i will be lookin bored and uninterested

[romancemoon]

this gif ive had of britney spears since 1999 straight up welcomes u 2... a general ship call.

so like this if u wanna toss around the idea of our muses as...

bestiezzzz.... friendzies

enemiez. worsties. no frenemies because vi dont do that wishywashy shit, if he dont like you and wants to slide you. he wants to slide you and it will never end.

like.... mild acquaintances like he’ll sit down w. u and eat his salad at the local cafe and tell u bout his next tedx talk but yall aint close close like you know....

family type jawnt. like he’s inviting you to brazil next time he goes.

[romancemoon]

not me seeing the clock on my dashboard and not knowing it was stranger things related so my dumb ass thought it was like international clock day or something so i googled if today was really international clock day.

[romancemoon]

HELLO.... i had to take mi pup to the vet...... had a scare.... she wouldnt let us touch her without yelping / crying... she has a nerve problem in her back that’s also running to her lil tummy.... apparently that comes w. tiny, tiny dogs like her............ but we are back and she has meds and i will be making sure she rests.......... until whenever.

she also has some liver problems but i think it’s clearing up............... i luv my baby :((

here she is w. the cat..... gettin their model sh*t on....

[romancemoon]

what do u mean i can’t backspace in asks from the dashboard... so when i type a paragraph and typo i gotta copy it, delete it, and then correct it in a word doc then paste it back....................

every single day on this site is a new, fresh hell of people in an office that can’t keep a code held together for $5 and a piece of tape.

[romancemoon]

giving the energy of exhausted retired former visual kei inspired goth that still listens to german industrial music from the 2000s

[romancemoving]

tw for medical tings...~

so i had a massive, terrifying uterine bleed this morning. and a pain that made me crawl from my bed to my purse to get my phone so i could tell my husband to leave work and come take me to the doctor fuckinnnnnnnnn pronto. urgent care was like ‘holy shit’ so they sent me to the er. got ultrasounds, blood tests, all that. getting sent to a specialist for possible clotting disorder since its not really... clotting properly. and surgery to see if they can fix my reproductive problems.... gjfdgjdhjk

ive been begging 4 help for years but u kno how reproductive help is lkfjdkgjdf im just gonna tell yall rn if ur hurt, dont let a doctor not take u seriously. but i got tramadol and some crazy ass ibuprofen so :)

ill probably just skulk around here for a bit and then snooze

also smh not me gettin discharged, no food the entire day, and then going shopping because i just really like shoes and crop tops that much

anyway.......................................

hopefully now that i got something for a severe, brutal pain thats been plaguing me since jesus walked planet earth i can focus on writing again -_-

[romancemoon]

vis bday is on the 21st.... hes gonna be 28.... when i first made his blog he was............. 22............. my son is getting older, learning, living, not on as many drugs as he used to be on.............

and for the record??????? cancer sun, capricorn moon, cancer rising. and he sadly acts just like that combo...............

......... gemini mars, virgo venus.

[romancemoon]

yall are laughing at him

virote is having romantic and sexual relations with the 4′5” villain from shrek and yall are laughing at him

[romancemoving]

not looking forward to when the mario movie comes out w. chris pratt voicing mario because some dipshit is gonna have a mario muse w. a chris pratt fc and im gonna have to be the one person to take up bullying them off the internet

[romancemoon]

i love that vi’s been getting railed in threads lately cuz he used to never have smut threads lol like at one point there was a 2 year period anyway..... he deserves it....... he deserves to have a full calendar week of it..... 

making love monday..... toss-his-salad tuesday.... waka waka wednesday.... thotty thursday..... fellatio friday....... stuffin-his-muffin saturday...... screw n shag sunday.......

merry christmas and god bless america.

[romancemoon]

so the sample on this starts at 0:35 of this vid so u can see what exactly was done. soooo... a little speed up, chopping both vocally and instrumentally. a really crappy tinny snare, bass. someone who obviously really enjoyed kanye west’s earlier work made this. the drums dont fall exactly on 4 sometimes and that’s on purpose, the 1 is a little funky too. also on purpose.

[romancemoon]

i wanna do cute stuff so *like this* for a 90s / 2000s / y2k / aura edit of ur muse... will do them over the next coupla days. ✨

[romancemoon]

😭 guys.......... idk how some of u were raised in the rpc but if someone makes u something..... esp if u asked........... wouldnt u think it’d be nice to idk............. reblog or even like that thing.... esp if its something time consuming like a graphic lkjgdjgd.