#'you're my kids now!' 'i am literally like sixteen' says jabra
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fun fact: i have an entire hoard of various unrelated fics that involve at least one member of cp9 related in some way to another character
#i think my favorite is the one where p much all of cp9 gets found as kids for some reason#by either rocinante or garp. roci's just like 'law have siblings'#while eight different kids are all just like 'what the fuck'#garp of course grabs all of them and drags them off to dawn and is just like 'luffy ace have more siblings'#(dadan and the bandits are not prepared for this)#(makino is very tempted to borrow one of the boys' pipes and whack garp with it)#meanwhile the cp9 kids are all just like 'um'#'you're my kids now!' 'i am literally like sixteen' says jabra#'is it considered turning traitor if we were kidnapped by a vice admiral and told we didn't have a choice'#i have at least one (1) fic where kalifa knows nami at least#and if you think i don't have a fic where i take kaku and forcibly adopt him as banchina's nephew and usopp's cousin you are wrong#listen i live for adopted siblings and chosen siblings and forcefully chosen siblings#so like.#also let's be real if garp dropped cp9 off at the bandits luffy would forcefully adopt all of them in a heartbeat#ace and sabo from off to the side: just give in now. we tried to kill him for like a monthstraight and he still liked us#anyway i have so many ridiculous fic concepts#and about 300k of various paulie/lucci fics hiding on my hard drive
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