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[parme-san]

tbt me making all these funny little spunchbop themed food picrews ^_^ they're cute

cupcake | little icecreams | cocktail | little float... possibly no longer available? :(

[ji-yaaan]

Anonymous asked:

Hello! I like your blog and the little comments here and there makes me laugh at times hehe ^^ May I request headcanons for Vil, Leona, Mal, and Floyd reactions and what they'll do to reconcile w/ the reader after a very hearted argument to which Reader may have said "I hate you" before storming out. Would they wait for a bit? A few days or hours? Or would they be upfront with their apology immediately? Reader also apologizes at the end, crying slightly if that's okay. If you notice me, thanks! 

°•°•𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐞?•°•°•

HC's with: Leona, Vil, Floyd, and Malleus.

Note: Ofc, I was late yet again. Pls forgive me dear sir... And ofc tumblr hates me so it won't cooperate! Drafts got deleted 3 times.... so if it somehow becomes inconsistent... I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE! STONE ME GENTLY! anyways, i hope you enjoy this, actually no, I beg that you enjoy this?! Idk lololololololololol.

[𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚍? 𝙸𝚍𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚕]

°•°•°•𝙇𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙖 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙧 •°•°•°

“I HATE YOU!” with bits of tears in your eyes, you slammed the door shut behind you leaving Leona dumbfounded all by himself.

You hate him?You hate him!?!? Is that like for real??? He’ll scratch the back of his head in shame of pushing things too far to the point you were in tears.

But what can he do? His pride caught the best of him and he acted rash in the heat of the moment. This prideful lion just doesn’t know when to shut up smh.ಥ‿ಥ

He’ll try to remember when did everything started to go wrong, but he'll just get more and more guilty the more he thinks about it.

“Tchhhh... I messed up big time...”

It's not his style to give up easily, but his mind was set in a frenzy the moment he thinks about you leaving him.

A day without you started to become dull and boring the moment he grew fond of you. So it somehow became a habit of his to constantly seek you unconsciously. Whether it's a whiff of your scent, your voice ringing in the hallways, even the sound of your footsteps is something he could easily recognize.

But now that the two of you fought, this lion will find any way possible to avoid you seeing him.

Yeah... it will probably take a while for him to apologize...(꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

But when the time does come, expect Leona to prepare a simple yet sincere apology.

“Oi herbivore... Sorry about the other day ok? I missed my pillow for a while now...I lose...”

Simple yet sincere :') The prideful arrogant lion somehow learned to apologize despite his ego way ahead of him. He can't stand the thought of loosing you ok? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

°•°•°•°•𝙑𝙞𝙡 𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙩•°•°•°•°•

“VIL STOP IT! I hate this! I hate everything! I hate you!” you quickly ran away to the door as vil stood in his spot stupefied.

You hate him? You hate the Vil Schoenheit himself?Then so be it...

Vil is basically pissed and angry™. Moreover, you had the guts and audacity to tell him you hate him. His pride was shattered in front of him. And he's not happy about that (꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

Nope. Nah. Never. He's not apologizing anytime sooner now. He'll be waiting for that spicy well deserved apology you have for him...

He'll try his best to avoid you and give you the sassy cold shoulder treatment™. It will probably last for a few days or maybe a week. He has his pride y’know?

Not until he hears a muffled sob in the hallways and realized it was your voice. You looked visibly upset and sad as you cried your heart out, all alone in the empty hallways.

Oh no... What did he do? Was his nagging that bad? Did he take it too far with the makeovers? Guilt ate his soul away as he tried to sort out his thoughts with the clear image of your crying face embedded in his mind.

“Okay... Maybe I did take it a little too far...”

Making up his mind, Vil will try to make everything set for tomorrow and apologize to you to fix this feud  you both have. ( ╹▽╹ )

When classes are over and the two of you finally get to be alone, Vil will try to straighten this misunderstanding now! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

“Hey Y/n I just want to tell you... I'm sorry.” “Vil I'm so sorry for the other day!-”

The both of you stared at each other with shock... Did the both of you just say sorry at the same time?

“Pfffttttt-” The both of you laugh from how hilarious this moment was. It felt as if the fight you had didn't happened at all. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

“Y/n I'm sorry... I took it too far with what I do without asking your opinion first...”

“Yeah... I'm sorry I lashed out at you too... That was petty...”

Vil will definitely make a million dollar once in a lifetime seen smile, so you better treasure this rare sight!!!(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

“No more fighting, okay? ”

•°•°•°•°•𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙 𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝•°•°•°•°•°

“Floyd I hate you!” you slammed your way out of the table, running away from Floyd.

Angering Floyd was not the brightest Idea in the book. His infamous “bad moods” was not something anyone would like to experience. But somehow, he was really pushy and annoying today and you were fed up with it.

“Ahhhh~ Koebi-chan hates me now? what do I do?”

Thankfully, Floyd wasn’t really angry, though he was sad and heart broken that his favorite person said they hated him.(╥╭╮╥)

Floyd is an impulsive boi, so he might secretly follow you to see your face or something lol.

Ofc, Knowing Floyd, he’d definitely skip classes and skip his job at the Mostro Lounge  due to his mood swings. Ofc, a certain octoboi wasn’t really happy with this.

Azul will probs tell Jade to help out his brother or something, lol Azul be secretly worrying for the two of you loooool.

However, with the help of Jade, the mushroom eel himself, he can guide his brother to make up with you!!!

Thank god mushroom eel is here to save the day! ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

A fight with Floyd won’t really last long. Because Floyd being Floyd, he’ll naturally come to you like nothing ever happened! That’s why you have to be patient and understanding when it comes to Floyd ok?

With the biggest hug from behind you. There was a cute eel boi that has come to ambush you with love!

“Shrimppy! Don’t avoid meeee! I miss you so much so hang out with me at the Mostro Lounge againnn!”

Floyd is not really good with his words nor his apologies. Though, his blunt and honest demeanor is definitely one of his charming points!!!! (☆▽☆)

“Shrimpy! I have some takoyaki with me! let’s share them together ok?!”

Ugh, Floyd is too cute... It would be a capital sin to not forgive him and decline his offer! Tsk I’m watching you, you better accept that apology!

•°•°•°•𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙪𝙨 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙖•°•°•°

“MALLEUS I HATE YOU!”

Shock. Pure shock. You hate him? The last thing Malleus wants is to hurt your feelings. In his eyes, humans are delicate and vulnerable beings, so he tries his best to protect you and treat you with utter delicacy. Yet it seems as if he failed to do that...

Just before you slam the door behind you and escape this fight, a hand grabs your wrist in attempts to stop you. Nonetheless you still make your way out, leaving Malleus standing there alone.

Malleus was deeply hurt and sorry for making you sad and angry. His heart was shattered with the thought of you leaving him, someone who made their way this close to his heart, someone he cherishes deeply.

But this fight wont really last long because Malmal would definitely try and apologize as quickly as possible!(ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ)

Malleus is the soft type of person and I feel like he’d give up easily if it was you lol.(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Even if his apology was heard but not accepted, he’d gladly say his sorry no matter how much time and patience it will take, just for you to forgive him.༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

He’ll try to give you and Hour or two to clear your mind, then he’ll apologize!

Standing in front of your room, he’ll knock lightly at the door in front of him... No answer... So you’re still mad huh?

Leaning his forehead at the door, He’ll try to talk to you in hope for you to come out of your room. But nahhh, no signs of you leaving your room soo (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

He’ll mutter apologies after another just in case you hear them :’D

“Y/n I’m sorry for hurting your feelings earlier... that was rash of me to say, so I truly apologize... I hope my feelings reach you.”

Hearing his voice, it would prolly sound as if he’s ready to cry any moment by now. You’d be a monster if you don’t forgive this fae cutie!!!(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

When you finally come out of the door to see him. I bet you he’s moment away from his tear dripping down. Ó╭╮Ò

“You’re not mad now right? Then is it fine to ask if we eat some ice cream later?”

You bet that Malleus would give you the biggest  cheeriest grin in the entire world! oh the things you keep doing to him never surprises him. Pls dont leave this cinnamon roll or else-

That's it cuties! I need to sleep now- my classes are thriving, but I'm not!!!

God, school stuff are taking away my precious freedom and time for writing smh.

Oh god, I'm ranting again... What's new? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyways, I need to woosh now and I hope you enjoyed this one!!!

[hoebii]

Like me better

Pairing : Park Jimin x Reader

Genre : Fluff, Highschool!Au, e2l, rivals

Rating : PG13

Warning : ‘Curse’ words are mentioned (is ‘shit’ even a curse word fhgjv), OC wanting to choke Jimin and not in the kinky way, brief mention of Jimin being a playboy thot, hating on mint chocolate because it’s the worst flavour to exist you can fight me on this

Wc : 4k

A/N : Alright, this was originally supposed to be a birthday drabble but it got a little out of hand as you can see. We had a whole lot planned for this fic but it got too long oops- so we decided to cut it short and keep the ending open huhu. Happiest birthday to our precious maknae @heejinnien​ from @xiaokoo​ (who also made this AMAZING banner btw) and I. Hope you like your present baby! We love you so so so much~<3 Also this isn’t as edited as I’d like it to be but I got impatient okay don’t @ me :<

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The bustling crowd of students bumped into you repeatedly as you weaved through them to get to class. You kept a strong grip on your books so as to not drop them. People squeezed passed as you tried not to trip and fall flat on your face. You had slept through your alarms and were currently rushing to your class, cursing at yourself for this blunder in your head. 

“Sorry, excuse me, oh shit!” You catch yourself as you tumbled to the ground. Your books splay across the floor as you winced at the sore feeling. Hopefully, no one would step on you or your books - you had paid good money for them!-. As for tripping over, you looked over your shoulder, glaring when you caught sight of a group of boys laughing. 

“Aw is little princess hurt?~” You heard one of them call out, the others snickering in the background. You ignored them and started gathering all your books, telling yourself they weren’t worth the trouble. You were almost done picking up all the books on the ground when one was suddenly snatched from your grasp. Looking up at the culprit you see Park Jimin, the bane of your existence, holding it up.

“Are you sure you even need books?” He snickers, flicking through it. “You’re not even smart, why bother studying if it doesn’t do you any good?” 

You feel your blood boil. How dare he?! You were smarter than him in every possible way. He had no right to mock you, sure he was smart but you always placed second. If there was one thing you hated, it was being second best to Park Jimin. 

“You’ll just come second like always.” 

That comment hit you hard. You tried to keep your cool, resisting the urge to punch him in the face. Sure, Jimin was annoying but there was no way you were going to create a scene because of it. Not again. Instead, you rolled your eyes, choosing to ignore him and walked away. There would be no reason to argue with a dumbass. Why waste your time?

Jimin watched as you walked away. He smirked to himself. Despite acting calm, he’d known you long enough to know that you were fuming inside. There were buttons he knew how to push to get the reaction he wanted and he thoroughly enjoyed provoking you. 

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You stumbled into the classroom, panting from the light jog. “Damn I need to get back in shape, Jesus Christ.” you whispered to yourself. 

“Miss Y/L/N, care to explain why you’re five minutes late to the class?” Your professor’s voice boomed in the small classroom. You look at him, giving him a sheepish smile as you rub your neck. 

“I… got lost…?” 

What was that?! You wanted to smack yourself at your own words. So much for your perfect attendance. 

“You got lost?”

“Y...es…”

Your professor took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose, “Just, just go to your seat.”

You scurried to your seat, setting down your books and sitting down. You heard snickering from beside you and you turned your head slightly towards the sound to see none other than Park Jimin laughing at you. Feeling your face flush in embarrassment, you turned towards your professor and started jotting down notes. You were not going to get riled up by Jimin during a class. 

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It’s official. Life hates you. You must have been some sort of a witch in your last life who thrived by torturing others. That had to be it. Why else would you ever get partnered with Park freaking Jimin for your science project?! Apparently, the professor had said it was because you two were ‘top students that will compliment each other well’. But you’re certain it was actually because she hated you and you must have tortured her or something in your past life and this was her way of getting revenge. You’re pretty sure you came up with at least 7 ways to end Park Jimin in the time he took to move his seat closer to you for ‘discussing details about the project.’ 

“So you’re gonna draw the diagram and write everything,” Jimin started as soon as he sat down. He dumped his bags to one corner taking out the necessities. “I will be supervising you as I’m clearly the better one here.”

Oh how much you craved to just lean forward and wrap your fingers around his neck and choke him. How can a person be this insufferable? You could just shove a damn pen up his- 

“Alright class dismissed! Remember, the deadline is on Monday next week! Have a nice weekend.” Your professor announced, snapping you out of your thoughts.  

“I’ll see you tomorrow then, don’t screw up the project.” 

With that Jimin left you sitting there fuming at him. You let out a tired sigh and begin packing up to leave too, mind running wild. Why couldn’t Jimin just be a good person for once?

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The weekend seemed to go by in a flash, just you working on the project with Jimin, who had surprisingly been quite helpful. Just when you thought he had a heart, he had said it was ‘so you don’t ruin my grades.’ Yeah nevermind he still sucks.

What you didn’t know was Jimin being nice - well as nice as a jerk can get anyway - was because he had a bet to win. One of the boys had proposed a bet after class when he caught Jimin bickering with you yet again. The bet was simple really, ask you out and date you for a while before leaving you. Jimin had refused at first but then everyone started taunting him. Who liked getting mocked? No one. It was plain simple anyways, no one would actually get hurt, wasn’t like you liked him. So he accepted.

It wasn’t easy to catch your attention, given the fact the both of you were mortal enemies, it was near impossible. He did everything in his power so you would look at him but all tactics had somehow managed to flop. There was only one other way of actually getting you to notice him and that was annoying you. However, that would ruin the whole point of the bet. 

“Y/n, Y/n, Y/n.” Jimin chanted as he poked you on the cheek incessantly. “Y/n pay attention to meeee.” He continued to whine. 

You felt your right eye twitch. Why was this dumbass bothering you?! There was no reason for him to even be five feet close to you. 

“What is it Jimin?” You turn to him, a sickly sweet smile on your face. “What is so important that you’re trying to talk to me?”

Jimin grinned, his eyes turning into crescents as he poked his cheek and gave a wink. “Hi~ How are you doing?”  

Is he for real right now? Did he think he was cute? You felt like throwing up. “Park what are you up to? You never act,” you started, eyes squinting in suspicion, “like whatever you’re doing right now.” 

Jimin gasped and placed a hand on his chest as if in pain before exclaiming, “What?! Me? Up to something? Impossible, I’m as innocent as an angel.” 

An angel? More like a devil. There was no way he was telling the truth. You’d known him long enough and not once in your life had he treated you with such...whatever that emotion was.

“Right. An angel. Okay.” You nodded.

“Do you not believe me? You can ask anyone on this campus and they would tell you how amazing I am.” He gestured his hands wildly. 

You scoffed at that, of course they would, he had slept with the majority and had the remaining wrapped around his tiny fingers. Plus, no one wanted to cross Park Jimin. He ruled the campus and everyone knew it. 

“Listen, just get to the point. I don’t have time for this nonsense.” You said, rolling your eyes and huffing. You had to get to your next class in about five minutes. There was no way you were going to be late because some idiot was bothering you. 

“Go on a date with me.”

You choked on air at that, did you hear that right? “E-excuse me what?!”

Jimin shrugged and crossed his hands, flexing slightly, “You heard me, go on a date with me this weekend. Heard there's a new ice cream shop here, we could go there.” 

“You want to take me on a date?” You look at him skeptically. Was this a test? Were you being filmed? “You’re joking.”

“No.” He fixed you with a stare. “I’m serious. One date, if you don’t enjoy that one date, I promise I won't bother you ever again.”

You stood there staring at him, alarm bells ringing in your head. This can’t be real. He’s lying. “You? Never bothering me ever again? That’s like saying you don’t sleep with everyone you meet.”

“I didn’t sleep with you.”

“That’s different!” You exclaimed, face flushing. “You hate me!”

Jimin tilted his head, his nose scrunching up. “I never said I hate you.” You open your mouth ready to retaliate. “You simply assumed I did, my actions don’t mean anything unless I say something.”

You stood speechless. There had to be one occasion where he had stated he hated you. One. You searched your brain. Sure enough there was no such memory. 

Not wanting to lose to Jimin nonetheless you stomped your feet and said, “Yeah well that makes no sense! Haven’t you heard ‘actions speak louder than words’? I thought you were smart” You tsked, shaking your head as if you were disappointed.

“But I’m standing here asking you out, I’m sure that counters all the things I’ve done to you.” He gives you a sly smirk, one you’re all too familiar with. “There’s really two options Y/n. One’s yes and the other is...yes. Which one do you choose?”

If you could you would have burned him to a crisp with your glare. Unfortunately, you hadn’t been gifted with laser vision like superman. It would have been quite a gift if you had. Imagine how peaceful life would be without Park Jimin judging your every move. Then again, you would miss him. Wait what?! You shook your head to clear your mind before looking at Jimin.

“No.”

Jimin’s eyes widened as he spluttered. “W-what do you mean no?!”

“N-O. No. Don’t tell me you forgot basic english.”

Jimin clicked his tongue in annoyance, glaring at you. No one had ever turned him down. Whatever Park Jimin wants he gets. Right now he wants you. 

“Why not?” 

You gave him a look. “Well, it isn’t exactly a secret that you sleep with anything that has two legs. I don't even know why you’re asking me out, you never go on dates.”

“That's because you’re different.”

You scoff. “Listen Park, this isn’t some shitty rom com that you can charm your way to my heart, this is reality and I’m smart enough to realise how much of a jerk you actually are.”

Words seemed to die in Jimin’s throat. A jerk?! Sure, he annoyed you but he didn't think he deserved the title of a jerk. If it wasn’t for that stupid bet he wouldn’t even be asking you out. There was no reason why you couldn’t go on just one date with him. It wasn’t as if he was asking you to juggle swords and then swallow them. Besides, Jimin was a very attractive person and he knew it too. What’s so bad about going out with him? You should feel blessed he was even asking you out in the first place!

“Just say yes already woman. One date won’t kill you,” Jimin groaned out, throwing his head back in frustration.

“One date with you will.”

You stared at each other, no one making a single move. The silence stretched on for a moment before Jimin sighed loudly and ran a hand through this hair. 

“Come on!”

“No”

“...Please?” Jimin couldn’t believe he had to beg. He never begs! The things he does for a stupid bet.

Rolling your eyes at Jimin, you sigh, “Fine. We can go there this Saturday.”

“I begged, why won’t you just accep--” Jimin started before cutting himself off, “Oh you said yes. Um, well, yeah ok.” He mumbled, trying to fix his composure. “Yeah see you there or something. Bye,” and with that he walked away, leaving you both amused and confused… and also late for class! Damn Park Jimin.

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You stood in front of the ice cream shop waiting for Jimin to show up. He was late, but then again what were you expecting anyway? You rolled your eyes as you looked around, “If he doesn’t show up in the next minute, I’m leaving.” you mumbled to yourself, checking your watch for what felt like the umpteenth time. 

“Y/n!” A voice shouted from behind causing you to turn around. Jimin ran towards you, panting slightly. “Sorry, I had to run all the way here.”

“Did you forget about the date or were you just being a jerk and were late intentionally?”

His face flushed pink, avoiding your gaze. “I might have forgotten but that wasn’t completely my fault, I just lost track of time.”

“Yeah whatever.” 

Jimin went to hold open the door for you but you beat him to it, opening it for yourself and slamming it in his face. He held back the urge to leave right there. A bet needed to be completed. He followed you inside trying to strike a conversation with you, trying to get just a crack of a smile.

“So Y/n, how’s your day?” Jimin asked, giving you a sweet smile that would have anyone swooning but it had no effect on you. 

“It would be good if the one who asked me out on a date came on time.” You didn’t look at him, instead you were staring intently at the menu. 

Jimin bit his tongue to stop himself from saying something he would regret, giving you a tight lipped smile. “I’m sure your date regrets being late.” ‘And asking you out in the first place’ Jimin thought the last part but didn’t say out loud.

“Doubt it.” You shrugged. 

Jimin knew what you were doing. You were specifically trying to provoke him, there was no way that he would ask you out on a date voluntarily. You were trying to gouge out any secrets he was hiding. His job, obviously, was to try and not let you find out those secrets. There was no way you were going to cooperate if he told you about the bet. 

The two of you knew each other since you were both babies, your mothers knew each other and would always coo at ‘how cute these two will look together.’ Unfortunately for them though, since you were both young the two of you had some sort of competition going on. Didn't matter if it was who was smarter, who was faster or who could fit the most grapes in their mouth, the both of you were always competing. 

As you both grew older the bickering turned into bullying on his part. In truth, you actually didn't know what started this long feud, all you remembered was one day when you were five an annoying boy yanked your hair so hard that a few strands had come out. Annoying boy turned out to be Park Jimin and the two of you haven’t stopped arguing since. 

“What flavour are you getting?” Jimin peered over your shoulder. He looked at you expectedly. “I’ve already chosen mine, so it’s just up to you and I’ll pay.” He holds his wallet out. 

“Vanilla.” You said plainly.

“What?!” 

You turn to face Jimin, frowning. “What’s wrong with vanilla?”

He makes a face. “Y/n, it’s so boring, like you no doubt.” The last part had slipped out accidentally and he regretted it as soon as it left his mouth. That was it. You were going to scream at him and he would lose the bet.

Instead, you ignored his comment fixing your gaze back onto the menu. “What do you think I should get then? I’ll give you the choice, assuming you don’t pick a disgusting flavour like mint chocolate chip, I’ll be fine.” 

Sure, it was a stupid decision giving Jimin the power to pick what you were going to eat, but what could go wrong? Worst case scenario, you didn't like the flavour and he would be forced to go get a new one, which would cost him more money. It’s a win win. 

“You’re giving me the freedom to pick what flavour you’re having?” Jimin asked, making sure he didn't misunderstand your statement. You simply nodded, shrugging nonchalantly. 

“Yep” you replied when he stared at you for a while longer, popping the p.

Jimin smirked. “I’ll get you the best flavour to ever exist then.”

You raised an eyebrow at his statement, “Oh?”

“Yeah, mint chocolate~” 

You stared at him in disgust, scowling as you said, “Dude I just said that flavour is disgusting. Made by the devil himself.”

Jimin tapped his chin, as if he had no clue about you were saying, “Did you really? Can’t recall anything like that. Hmm.”

“Park Jimin, I swear to god if you get me that flavour I will rip your eyeballs out and shove them up your ass.”

“So you wanna touch my ass now?” He grinned smugly. You felt your cheeks heat up as you spluttered, desperately searching for a comeback.

“Just- just get me whatever you’re having. Unless it’s chocolate mint, then get out of my sight right now.” 

“Don't worry, I hate the flavour as much as you do. So, two birthday cakes coming right up.” You try to find ‘birthday cake’ on the menu. 

“Dude, the thing looks like a unicorn just threw up on it.” 

Jimin shoots you a glare. “Don’t disrespect the superior flavour bestowed upon us by the ice cream Gods.” You gape at him open-mouthed. Ice cream Gods?! The guy was insane. You were on a date with a guy who was insane. Rest in pepperoni to you.

“You’re insane,” You shake your head. “I’ll be waiting over there. Be quick.” You point to a table in the corner. 

“Yes ma’am” Jimin saluted before going to order at the counter. You shake your head. You’d known Jimin of most of your life and he’d always been silly and annoying. 

Some reason you knew a lot about him. You blamed it on your parents making you spend too much time with each other when you were younger. Also you needed to know every little thing about your mortal enemy, wasn’t that what mortal enemies did? You had to be prepared for anything and keep track of them at all times!

“Got your ice cream.” Jimin placed the cup in front of you as you stared at it with distaste. You’d never really had ice cream often but when you did you always went for the plain vanilla. It was simple, no need for toppings or colourful flavours. You weren’t one to take risks. 

“What monstrosity did you get for me, Park?” 

“Oh stop being a baby, it’s just strawberry with some syrup on it.” Jimin answered while he rolled his eyes, lips tugged up into a small smile. Eyes twinkling with adoration as he looked at you. 

“I’m not eating it.”

“Oh yes you are. Here comes the airplane!” Jimin started, taking a spoonful of the ice cream and moving it towards your face as if talking to a child. 

“I’m not a kid. I’m not ha-” Jimin shoves the spoon inside your mouth when you open it to retaliate, his lips lifted into a sly smile. You snatch the spoon off him while glaring at him and start feeding yourself. “Don’t patronise me, you jerk.” You grumbled.

Jimin almost cooed out loud at your pout but he barely controlled himself. Since when were you this cute? He watched as you ate.

“Is it good?” 

“...yes” You reluctantly answered, still pouting.

Jimin smiled, leaning back on his chair as he pat himself on his shoulder. “Another job done well by yours truly.”

You rolled your eyes. Then you noticed that Jimin’s ice cream looked slightly different to yours. It wouldn’t hurt to ask for a bite. Would it?

“What’s on yours?” Jimin looked up, the tiny spoon still in his mouth. “What’s on your ice cream?”

“Just extra sprinkles and chocolate sauce, nothing too special.” He shrugged, continuing to devour his dessert. You stare at your cup and then at his. Something must have been possessing you because before you knew it you were leaning over and digging your spoon into his cup.

“Hey, you can’t just do that!”

“Pretty sure I just did.” You popped the spoon into your mouth, savouring the taste. “You know you really weren’t kidding when you said this was good. For once, you did something right, congrats dude.” 

Jimin would have made a snarky comment but the look of pure ecstasy on your face stopped him. Even though he knew you for most of his life, there were parts you kept hidden. He knew you didn’t get out much, constantly studying was the only thing you seemed to do. A nice feeling bubbled inside of him. It was nice to know you were enjoying yourself, made him feel happy for some reason. 

You giggled, shoving more of the sweet dessert into your mouth. Too busy to notice that Jimin was staring at you. When you did, you gave him a look of confusion.

“What’s wrong?”

“You got a little something here.” He pointed to the left side of his face, holding in the urge to laugh at your cute expression. “No here, no.” He leaned over brushing his thumb over the corner of your lips. He stared at you, had your eyes always been so pretty? You felt yourself grow red at the close proximity between you two, not knowing what to do. Jimin leaned away, - why did your heart sink at that? - and licked his thumb. “Love this flavour.”

You avert your eyes quickly, blush getting brighter. You should not have found that as hot as you did. Get yourself together Y/N! Park Jimin, enemy number one! Nothing he does is mildly attractive. Nothing. He is the devil reincarnated!

Suddenly your phone started ringing, shattering whatever moment you two had going on. You picked up the device and checked the caller ID. Why was Jungkook calling now? You gave Jimin a sheepish look.

“Hello? I’m out. No. What? How did you- Alright alright.” Jimin watched as you spoke on your phone. 

You sighed in annoyance, hanging up after a while and giving Jimin a sheepish smile, “I need to go. Jungkook somehow made the microwave catch on fire.” 

Jimin raised his eyebrows in shock, looking at you as if you had grown two more heads. “What? How is that even possible?”

“Not a clue but I gotta dip. Thank you for inviting me here today. I still think you’re up to something though but whatever.” You spoke, getting up from your seat and grabbing your small messenger bag that you brought along. 

Jimin stood up alongside you, the both of you walking out of the shop and stopping on the sidewalk. “Yeah… Thank you for coming here with me.”

You two stood there staring at each other, not wanting to leave just yet. 

“Well then! I’ll see you on Monday. Bye Jimin,” You announced after a while, quickly pressing a small kiss on his cheek before dashing away. 

Jimin stood there in shock, hands raising to touch where you kissed him. Why was his heart racing so fast and why did he feel so warm inside? 

“Huh.. maybe you’re not so bad Y/L/N” Jimin spoke up to himself before he too started his walk back home, mind filled with thoughts of you.

[teaandinanity]

Ask meme time!! ღ for Anthy and Jasper, Winter and Mason, and/ or Valya and Lyon! :3

THANK YOUUUUU

Do I have any self-control? No. No I do not. Here’s everyone. XD

Anthy & Jasper:

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Jasper. Anthy can get up early if she needs to, but I get the impression Jasper is one of those people who wakes up at a profoundly unholy hour and is entirely coherent the moment he’s vertical.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Also Jasper, because Anthy has a goose egg in practical skills and that’s appropriate. She will make tea and feel like she’s being very helpful while other people are keeping her away from any actual food preparation because she cannot be trusted near cuttlery.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: This one is Anthy, although other people have to help her prepare the breakfast.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: I mean, it’s more ‘have a lie-in and snuggle with meeee’ but this is also Anthy.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: XD See above.

Who chooses the movies: In a modern AU, Jasper probably suggests documentaries/things with actual artistic merit that they can stream and Anthy is the one who occasionally drags them to an actual theater.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Neither of them would do this in a theater, although Anthy absolutely puts her head on his shoulder and snuggles. At home, Anthy would do this if she were bored.

Who orders lunch: Anthy.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Also Anthy. I’m seeing a trend here, and it is Calanthia being a brat.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Anthy, but only because I feel like unless he’s profoundly exhausted, Jasper does not nap.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Neither. They would both do things like bring each other tea and try to reduce distractions or offer to help.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Anthy.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: If she could get him to, Anthy would do this, and then she’d set it as her phone background and smile fondly at the reminder he’ll indulge her in all sorts of silliness.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Neither of them, and if someone else did, Anthy would blush VIOLENTLY.

Who cooks dinner: Jasper.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Anthy helps, but I’m pretty sure even if Jasper does most of the cooking he wouldn’t be capable of just sitting while someone else did all the work.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Both of them, maybe a little more Anthy since Jasper feels like a morning person.

Who stares at their partner while they’re sleeping: Both of them.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Forehead smooches from both.

Winter & Mason:

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: I could give this to either of them, depending on the day. Winter is a morning person, but Mason doesn’t need much sleep.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Winter, because she’s the one who eats food.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: I mean, Winter’d be up for it but I’m not sure if the Wayhaven vamps go in for that sort of thing.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Both of them, which is why they’re going to be late a lot in future.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Mason, because Winter actually has an exemplary work ethic most of the time.

Who chooses the movies: Winter, although she keeps the volume low and usually avoids anything with jump-scare loud shrill sounds in deference to her boyfriend’s super-senses.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Both, although more Mason because he does not remotely care about the movies.

Who orders lunch: Winter, because again, she’s the one who eats food.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: I think deep in the romance Mason will occasionally order something he knows Winter wants and then let her steal bites and/or bribe him for it.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Winter.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Both of them, because home is not for WORKING and if you are there you are fair game.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Winter.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: … I mean, honestly, this one’s F. F is the one taking pictures of people doing stupid shit, especially if Winter managed to somehow get Mason to take a bite and he hated it and made a horrible face, because Winter would be too busy laughing her ass off for photography.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Mason would be more likely to start it, Winter would roll with it. So uh. Both.

Who cooks dinner: Winter. Mason probably can be convinced to assist, later on.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Both of them, because Winter won’t leave it messy so Mason will help because it gets her OUT of the kitchen again more quickly.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Winter, because Mason’s more interested in hobbies other than reading.

Who stares at their partner while they’re sleeping: Both of them.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Also both of them, although Winter’s like, 50/50 sweet forehead kisses and ‘hey wake up’ pecks and Mason is probably usually ‘hey if you wake up now we have time for a round before work’ lol

Valya & Lyon:

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: I honestly have no idea. I suspect it depends on who had to stop reading something Really Interesting and is therefore compelled to get up as soon as they’re capable of functioning to go back to their book.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: In an AU where the answer to this is NOT ‘their staff,’ this is probably Valya, who is shocked when Lyon pays attention, asks questions, and then starts helping.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: This is probably Lyon, when Valya is sick (also when she’s pregnant with Nadiya, because I think she spends the last few months of that being MISERABLE and he does everything he can to make her comfortable and happy). Valya would absolutely return the favor but in general she’s more likely to have tea ready.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Valya.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Neither of them.

Who chooses the movies: In a modern AU this would absolutely be Valya, going, ‘no, I know, but this one isn’t insipid drivel, you’ll like it.’

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Neither of them, unless they’ve been dragged to a movie neither of them is enjoying by friends, in which case, Valya.

Who orders lunch: This could go either way. Valya definitely occasionally orders for Lyon if she thinks he’d really like something on offer (she asks first, but he lets her), and Valya sometimes asks him to do it if she’s feeling a bit adrift with a menu.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Valya starts it, but once it becomes clear food-sharing is a love language for her, I’m pretty sure Lyon occasionally steals bites, too.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Valya, mostly because I don’t think Lyon indulges to that extent with food.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: I’m going to give this to Valya mostly because otherwise Lyon would work ALL THE TIME, so like, she tries to be respectful if it’s something important or a new book, but sometimes if it’s not urgent and it’s outside of business hours she’s like, ‘nope, no more work, husbanding time.’

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Valya wouldn’t ask like a five-year-old, exactly, but she really appreciates little joys.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: I think I’d give this to Lyon, actually, because Valya would be making this just, openly sweet and delighted face and he’d want to keep that expression (although modern AU or not, he looks for and remembers things that delight her).

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Neither of them would do this. It might occur to Valya, but she would not say it out loud.

Who cooks dinner: Again supposing a universe where the answer is not ‘staff,’ this would be Valya, although since dinner is more complicated, she’d definitely just assume Lyon was going to help her with this one and be like ‘chop this onion into pieces about this big’ or whatever.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Both of them.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Both of them. XD

Who stares at their partner while they’re sleeping: Both of them. Valya has nightmares and waking up and seeing Lyon soothes her enormously. Valya is more likely to nap, once she’s settled in, and Lyon absolutely knows that her feeling comfortable enough to fall asleep in their home is a mark of trust and love. Honestly these two are SO SOFT.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Valya, ALL the forehead and cheek kisses because anything spicier is for when he’s awake.

[coconutsugacones]

BUGS BIRTHDAY "STASH"

san and I were cuddling on top of the couch, watching tiktoks and giggling, forgetting what personal space meant and then all of a sudden he He lifts up his white shirt off his body and came straight at my neck, attacking m with harsh hickeys

he took my shirt off and went lower and lower, kissing every inch of my skin. Normally I would have screamed at him to stop but these days my hormones have been acting on me and with all my emotions heightened, I start to enjoy it slightly moaning his name while my hans went up to his face he sliD my panties off and started slURPING up my insides like a slushie. It was when he started to suckk on my lil ball of nerves when the front door opened with an ASTrOmOnIcal Amount of force the door open bUrSt open and two clowns ran in. Two plump looking clowns in striped reD was all I saw for a few seconds in my aroused state. It was then I realised it was my two mates.

“just as it was getting good” i whispered to san as we tried to cover ourselves oP because we realized they we’re tryna film us to make a porno tape??. As Mals was trYnnA gesture at me to keep going, her clown nose detached off and rolled on to to sans ass.

mals tried to pick up her clown nose from sans ass but just ended up making it go further in his holé. "ahhh UhG" San let out a moan that I could only describe as something between an anime girl and a construction worker having a wank on his break.

now all 3 of us were gathered around sans ass, trying to get the clown nose outta his ass, we were working aT iT like a group of engineering students trying to fix a brokEn engine. Then rans had the absolutely thrilling idea of facetiming her bouyften Yuri for help getting it out. While I was trying my best to deter her away from that idea (cause hello that's mY BRO) San that mf spilled all his load on the couch

while ihu was busy trying to clean sans white mess up rans quickly called yuri up, knowing he had plently experiences with getting bALLs outta pacific holes

"yes it only works with strawberry ice-cream" we heard Yuri say. with that rans quicky went towards the fridge to look for the said icY GOodnESs. we were all confused with what yuri said, but at this point we were willing to try anYTHING to shimmy that ball out of there

"Shimmy yeah shimyy yeah shimmy yeah all allalassslll" San Started to sing. It was then rona’ came in with a bUCKet of the sweet stuff™️

She guided San to sit in the bucket and thanked the jeezis for his thin hips and snatched waist. The poor bOi was terrified as to why he was in this situation, calling for HOngJoon hyung even though he's hallways across the continent.

I was doing my best to comfort san, because even though he tried to play it off like it was cOOL*wink* i knew his ass was boutta freeze off

"okay next Yuri said we have to have one hand in the bucket with San" rans said "me MEEee" before I or anyone else could say anythinv, mals dunked her whole hands in.

mals instantly regretted dunking her hand in because it was colder than the mf nITROgen filled icecubes chan shoved up her vaheena the order day. Whilst mals was blowing on her hand as if THat will help we heard some pigeons from the balcony.

my whole face lit up when i realized my m8s were here for the rescue!

All three of us had the same idea and we ushered San in all his naked glory towards the balcony. "Okay San trust us this won't take long"

the pigeons gathered around san in a prayer circle and started chanting in some kinda weird oTher woRLDLY language that none of us had heard before. Slowly but surely the red nose started to slip out of san. This resulted in some ass simulations for the bOi and he stared get hard again, the moans now louder and echoing though the empty street

they all started to cheer clAP in joy, finally the ball was out! but wait what was that-

THE PIGEONS HAD ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED SATURN 🪐

And there was Saturn! Makinb his way downtown.

san started whIMpering in fear as he didn’t want another ball anywhere nEaR his ass after that traumatizing incident. So we all headed back inside and the pigeon follows us in probably wanting a snack for their hard work. RAns wasnt having any of it and dragged each pigeon one by one by their wings outside and made them drink the now melted ice cream from the bucket.

ihus cancer ass didn’t want her m8s to be drinking anymore of her fiancés gREASE and led them into her bed to sleep, because after all without them san would prolly still have a ball in his ass. The pigeons were all drenched in the pink liquid but they all laid down on my bed like the good slavs they were. as i put the piegeons to resting, i realized we had to do suMN about this wandering satURN 🪐

I went out to sitting room to discuss what we should do about saturn and nealrh choked out sans cum from last night case there was saturn, leaning against the kitchen door just chilling on one leg

“sup ladies” saturn beybe-nim said with a wiNK as he started to hoP towards us

"soo I was thinkinnn" Saturn started with his gay ass voice as he sat down at our table and started helping himslef to sum mashuni and roshi. before saturn could help himself to more of MY food i was coming @ him but then san pushed me aside and started walkin towards sAturn, dick first, at full speed.

"Omg I totally forgot about sans demon kink!" Mals exclaimed taking out her camer and going behind the couch for that "angle" or watever..

san didn’t heard her aNd tRIPPED on the ground, dick in fULL erection and this was when Saturns gay ass Approached him to sing "hey I just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maybe" but san got propelled towards the ceiling from bouncing of top of dick

I had ENOUGH of him flirting with MY mans and went over there and slapped saturn across his smug face.

Saturn immediately burst into tears saying something about how "none of god's niggas can be gay in peace" but the real cAtASrophe was his tears were absolutely boiling hot and dissolving the living room rug

at that moment, san knew EXACTLY what he had to do before the whole place melted into nothing. He laid down in submission, ass up as mouth open for saturn-sunbaenims tears.

saturn immidiAtly stopped cRYING and came over and slAPPED sans ass, at this point we knew we were overpOwERED by saturn and had to let him have his way if we wanted to live.

Even though I would have never been okay with it I decided to let Saturn have a quickie with my mans.this whole thing was unfair and it was supposed to be MY bIrdthay.

My girlies were comforting me and all of a sudden saturn peeled his face off to reveal he was acTUALLY WOOYOUNG all along and said “no homo bro”

"wOOOYOJnG I'm AbOUTTA KILL YOu" I screamed while going after him with ae fruit knife.

then san turned towards me and repeated a quote by the god herself “it’s not cheating if it’s your soulmate”

At This point i had had enough and scrmead at EvErONe to leave so I can go back to my room and chill in the AC with my pink m8s

while i was having some time with the m8s I realized it wasn’t really sans fault, and he only did it to save all of us. Wooyoung was to blame! did he think this was funny to do on my special day?? me and the m8s were discussing a plan to prAnK him bacc. I knew San and all of the clowns were taking refuge in my parents room so I headed there

when i went in i looked around and didn’t see anyone?? was i blind? I could’ve sworn i heard them in there. Then I went to the balcony and saw rans giving wooyoung the actUAl devil a blowjob so I quickly turned around and saw San and mols on top of the ceiling fan.

this made me even more mad! before i could address any of the problems that were going on my m8s quickly flew in to coMMeNse THe plAn. They grabbed onto wooyoung and started flyING him out of the house as fast as they could and I turned to him and said “if you wanna be saturn so bad go live in space”

My m8s unbottomed his shirt and started to fly him out almsot naked. I laughed to myslef cause he'd be having his purple nips out for the public to see. everyone stopped doing what they were doin and came out to thr balcony to see wooyoung being launched into space. But I wasn’t done with them yet! rans was cheating on yuri, san kinda cheated on me but not really? and mols probably invoted wooyOUNg here in yhe forst place.

I called for a group gathering and picked up the melted ice-cream goo with all my might and threw it on towards the traitors.

they finally got what they deserved! or did they? I looked at them and realized they were kinda elEcTRICUTING?? what the actual fuck they weren’t my friends this whole time but ROBOTS.

I gasped and took a step back in disbelief. Were they the AI robots KQ sEan kIm-nim talked about? But how did he actually manage to make and send them here?

i was so relieved but scared at the same time, at least it wasn’t my friends doing all of theese shenanigans but where were my ACTUAL frens.

The robots were now going going haywire in my living room and I was left to my own devices (literally) to clean it up and somehow get rid of them before my parents cake back.I concentrated all my negative energy on them and actually managed to throw them out of the balcony

They landed on the street and dissipated into thin air. I heard a loud elphephantd noise and looked up to see balcony San but now he looks even more like real San!

every thing was such a mess and i knew I couldn’t do it alone so i called him over to help me clean up and maybe sneak out to fiNd my real frens after that

He did a lil salute and ran straight to my house. I was extremely glads that he didn't reject me but honestly thou I did my hair the night before and was feeling like a bOUjee bitch WHo COULD deNy Me AAhA

we quickly cleaned up and went to look for the huMAN m8s

Whilst we were walking his hand slowly slipped into mine and I almost gagged on mylsef.

then I remembered sAN and how dissapeted he would be and sadly broUGHT ma hans back to myself and went aloNG. Balcony San started talking bout how he was a new trainee ata Japanese company-

we wandered along to this dark, kinda scary lookin hALL? all the lights were off and I couldn’t see anything. My clumoy ass slipped in the shiny tiles and balcony chan was too busy talking about CoLOr changing pigeons to notice it

as i helped myself up, balcony san pushed me into this bALL piT and all the lights turned on! then i saw my m8s and as i was gonna run towards them to hUg them i realized they decorated the whole place for ma borthday!!.my HUMAN m8s, rona, mols and sAN that is akakka

There was this huge redvelvet cake and a small lil stage to the side. When the stage lightings cam on I SAW MF Ikon and they started singing their songs but rock version with AcTUAl live drums and guitars. then all of the ateez members also came up from backstage and they all started singing together. San gestured atme to come up

Ateeze and ikom collabed to make me a birthday ballad song and I was fully bawling my eyes out while stuffing the caked in. From the corners of my eyes j saw rans and mals having a swimming battle on the marbled tiles.

i brought them all in for a group hug, even wet ol rans and mols and i thanked them for this amazing gift! this shore was a birthday to remember

[vierschanzentournee]

A lot of questions but I can't help it im curious: 4, 5, 15, 16, 20, 22, 25, 57, 65, 67!

awww thank you!!!!!

4. sunsets or sunrises?

sunsets, because if i’m awake in time for a sunrise then i’m probably ready to die. i know there’s a certain beauty in being awake before the rest of the world etc etc but that also comes with the pain of, yknow, being awake so it’s not really worth it for me

5. vanilla, chocolate or strawberry? 

vanilla!! i’m always a slut for vanilla, particularly when it comes to milkshakes and ice cream - i’ll choose it over pretty much anything else

15. who did you last hug?

hm i don’t know? i’m not really one for physical contact, but i guess probably my dad on thursday night because he was leaving for a few days?

16. who are your top 5 fictional characters?

are you aware of what you’ve just unleashed on the world?anyway, in no particular order, i’d say someeeething like:

Ferius Parfax from the Spellslinger series (yeah i’m literally NEVER gonna shut up about these books but like.... ferius in particular oh my god..... the way she loves kellen so fiercely??? the fact that she seems invulnerable in his eyes but it slowly becomes clear that she can and does get hurt????? the fact that she’s an absolute gay icon tm??????)

Kest Murrowson from the Greatcoats series (the key to my heart IS just sebastien de castell books i’m sorry!!! but kest!!! oh my god!!!! the fact that he could probably take over the whole goddamn world if he wanted to because he’s so skilled and smart but he doesn’t because he’s loyal to falcio before all else, the fact that he’s sacrificed everything for him, all the little details about his laugh and his singing voice???)

Locke Lamora from the Gentleman Bastard sequence (he’s so smart and yet so DUMB!! so good at being a thief and so bad at everything else!!!! he’s a little shit!!!! he really shouldn’t be!!!!!!! i haven’t finished the series yet and i’m very frightened by all the memes i’m seeing about his backstory!!!!)

Aramis from The Three Musketeers (kinda the BBC show version of him, because hey who doesn’t love a somewhat traumatised wisecracking sharpshooter/medic, but also the version from the original book, because lmao he was just funny as hell. the time that he went and hung out in a monastery for like six months and then was found by the others and he was like hey do you want to hear the poem i’ve been composing? and they were like hm no and he was like. well you’re going to anyway. was particularly iconic)

Vin from the Mistborn series (ok i’m only like 2/3 of the way through the first book BUT god i love her so much and i want the best for her and i want her to realise she can be soft and strong at the same time and that she can and should trust people and i want her to have the best father-daughter relationship with kelsier and help him heal too and i want kelsier to stop being a bitch about elend even though it’s kinda justified and UGH)

20. is your room messy or clean?

.... fairly messy! it’s not like, clothes lying in heaps on the floor messy, just... i have a lot of books and they have to go everywhere and my chest of drawers is broken af so all the draws are just hanging around in different areas of the room dfkgjdfkg

22. favourite scent?

i dunno really? vanilla? i like the smell of petrol too lmao

25. what do you like about yourself?

uhhhhhh i’m? good at schoolwork? and generally considered pretty booksmart? my hair is fun to play with?

57. what are your otps?

man i don’t even know anymore? i guess i have a lot of sj ships that you know a lot about fgkdfk? and i think about falcio and kest from the Greatcoats series a lot (kest’s unrequited love kills meeee)? and honestly vin and elend from the Mistborn books are really growing on me?

65. if you had to pick a fictional universe to live in forever, which one would you pick and why?

ooh god i have no idea? all the worlds in the books i read sound like Not Great places to live most of the time??? but if i was pressed, i guess being a part of the demimonde/magic London from the Rivers of London books would be cool, bc you can still interact with the normal world etc but there’s magic too!

67. favourite planet?

look i’ll be honest, they all have some very cool features and i’m not sure i could choose. like? mercury? that cool little fucker right up there with the sun! venus? that horrifying toxic bitch! earth? holy shit too cool i can’t even name a feature! mars? red!!!!!! saturn? rings! jupiter? absolutely giant bastard! uranus? blue! neptune! other blue! pluto? baby! not a planet! but baby!

so uh moral of the story here is. don’t ask me to talk about my favourite characters. but thank u.

[beer-and-breakdowns]

do all 150 !! :)

Thanks for this Anon, I needed something to do, lmaoo

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My ex, which was a LOOONG time ago, lol

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I’d say I’m a bit of both really, if I get to know you, I’d say I’m super outgoing but with new people I tend to be a little shy, unless the person I’m meeting has a lot in common with me personality wise and interest wise.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Well, I think I’m going out with one of my best friends tonight so her I guess!:)  (But the way I interpret this question, I’m also very excited to see a bunch of bands in the coming year, BFMV, Parkway, Currents, Slayer, Wage War, it’s looking good B))

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I’d say so! :)

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yeah, I think so, she’s super kind-hearted.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

People with common ground with me.  Metalheads, laid-back people, fans of the same shit as me, etc.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Hahahahahahahanope.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My mum bc my parents get back from a holiday today!  But also, that one person thats pretty much always on my mind, lol, rip meeee

No, lol

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

One of mutuals!:)

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

Directions of where to find me for someone picking me up from work, lmaoo, HOW EXCITING

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

NOT THIS QUESTION D:  This is gonna be hard, and I can almost guarantee it wont be the same when you read this, lol.

Architects - Downfall, Polaris - Lucid, Currents - Forget Me, Architects - Doomsday, Currents - Life//Lost

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah, kinda lol

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

I believe in luck, I think!  Not miracles tho, rip

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Well, it’s not over yet, but DOWNLOAD 2018 YEEEET!!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yeah, why not

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

For sure!  I love believing all that crazy shit, its fun, and also very plausible!

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Nah, lol

19. Do you like bubble baths?

I like baths, but haven’t had a proper bubble bath in years (NO, I’m not a smelly bitch that doesn’t wash, I shower everyday)

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I dont know them super well bc I moved house a couple of years ago but from what I can tell yeah, they’re really nice!

21. What are you bad habits?

Nail biting, mostly.  I’m shit with money too if that counts, lol

22. Where would you like to travel?

LITERALLY EVERYWHERE OMG.  But a US road trip is on my bucket list!

23. Do you have trust issues?

Nope

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Probably my nightly music/tumblr session.  It’s so relaxing and my music taste is the fuckin’ bomb.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Probably my legs tbh, rip

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Scroll social media whilst my PC loads, lol

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Neither, but if I HAD to choose, darker

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My closest friends

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Nah, I don’t recall that anyway, rip

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Definitely!  Just, not for a little while

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Nope, wish it was tho (not for the pony tail, just want long hair, lol)

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Alexis Kaufman aaaaaaaaand Emily Kinney, maybe?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

oi9wen, went better than I thought, lol

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

HA no

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV 10000000000000%

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yup

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Nothing really, lmaoo!  I do try to start a new conversation if I’m not feeling too awkward tho!

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Ummm, I know them irl, lol.  Cute as hell, blonde, blue eyes, funny, kind as fuck, an all-round sweetheart with the looks to match.  

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

HMV, lol

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I WANNA PLAY MUSIC FOR A LIVING but that shits hard so idk bc nothing else interest me the way music does:(  Maybe something with psychology and killers.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Yes, 100%.  I fully believe rehabilitation and reformation can work for everyone with the right tools.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I’m either super tired or feeling sorry for myself, lmaoo

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yup, most of the time!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Space, even tho I’m scared of heights so getting in the rocket would be an ISSUE.  But the ocean is fuckin’ spooky man, I ain’t goin’ down there :o

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Being awake, lmaoo.  I sleep for more hours than I should but I’m not one for staying in bed and once I’m up, I’m up.

46. What are you paranoid about?

Not having a stable life after Uni tbh, the real world terrifies me, lol help.  But also, and probably moreso never making any progress with my music and hopeful music career.

47. Have you ever been high?

Nope

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Yeeeeeee

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nah

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black, probably, I dont normally wear hoodies tbh :o

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Originally, I was gonna say no, but then I remembered someone that I’ll forever be jealous of, so yes

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

My legs probably hahaha

53. Favourite makeup brand?

What’s makeup?

54. Favourite store?

HMV, again, lol

55. Favourite blog?

Probably either @lovelyfoxes, @meowsonmeows, @emilyharrisxvii and @strawberry-sarcasm

56. Favourite colour?

Black (Dont go telling me that shits a shade and not a colour bc I’ll still say black.)

57. Favourite food? 

INDIAN FOOD PLS

58. Last thing you ate?

Katsu chicken

59. First thing you ate this morning?

^^^ Katsu chicken (I woke up late, okay)

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Nah, not that I can remember lol

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Nope

62. Been arrested? For what?

7328916312 times.  Being annoying :): :))::)::) (No)

63. Ever been in love?

Yup, rip

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Idk, I kissed a girl.  Sorry it was super long ago and I didn’t think much of it at the time, it sorta just happened, lol

65. Are you hungry right now?

Nah, I’m FULL boii

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

No, but some of my tumblr frands are my irl friends

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Twitter 1000000%

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr 1000000000000%

69. Are you watching tv right now?

Nope, havent in a while tbh

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Emily, Zac, Laura, Leo, Ethan

71. Craving something? What?

Attention.  Of a specific person.  YES PLS.

72. What colour are your towels?

White, black and grey.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Twooo

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Nope

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

7328131691

75. Favourite animal?

FOXES.  Or wolves.  Unless Dinosaurs count.

76. What colour is your underwear?

Grey

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla, man

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Salted Caramel

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Black, lol

80. What colour pants?

V dark blue

81. Favourite tv show?

Atm, probablyyyyy The Walking Dead, Ray Donovan and WWE, lmaoo

82. Favourite movie?

The Domestics just recently took the spot over Pulp Fiction.  WATCH IT.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Only seen the first one, lel

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

21 Jump Street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Me

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Me (Prolly the turtle)

87. First person you talked to today?

My friend Leo

88. Last person you talked to today?

Who knows, probably my friend Emily

89. Name a person you hate?

Most modern “musicians”

90. Name a person you love?

Alexis Kaufman

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Nope :)

92. In a fight with someone?

Nah, ya boii is mostly pacifist, I wont start shit

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Like, 1 pair, lol

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Prolly like 5 or 6?

95. Last movie you watched?

Looper

96. Favourite actress?

Hard to think atm, so probably off the top of my head Emily Blunt.

97. Favourite actor?

Mark Wahlberg or Johnny Depp

98. Do you tan a lot?

Hahahah, thats a massive nope

99. Have any pets?

I used to have a lil cat dude, but nah, not anymore

100. How are you feeling?

I’m goooood :)

101. Do you type fast?

Yeah, lmao

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Yeah, lol

103. Can you spell well?

Yeah, mostly, I stumble when typing sometimes, but I can correct myself quickly and its usually just a mis-click

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah, kinda

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Nope

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Probably, tbh

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Nah

108. What should you be doing?

Showering, oops

109. Is something irritating you right now?

Nah, not really! :)

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes yes and YES

111. Do you have trust issues?

Nope

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Honestly I think it was my friend Emily, lol (U remember if ur reading this, Sax is never a good idea)

113. What was your childhood nickname?

I didn’t really have one :o

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yup, been to a few different countries

115. Do you play the Wii?

Used to, lol

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yeah boiiiiii B)

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

It’s pretty good!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Ummmm yes

119. Favourite book?

Sorry internet, I’m not a massive reader 3  I don’t really have one :(

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Nah, used to be as a kid tho

121. Are you mean?

Nah, man

122. Is cheating ever okay?

No.  There’s probably a very VERY specific scenario brought on by many other specific actions within a relationship where it might, MAYBE, slightly be the smallest bit justified, but I don’t know what that would be off the top of my head and no one should break someone’s trust like that.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Nah, my shoes get dirty no matter where I go, lol

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yup

125. Do you believe in true love?

Yeah

126. Are you currently bored?

Nah, I love tumblr asks, dude

127. What makes you happy?

Music, friends and escapsim

128. Would you change your name?

Nah, I’ve come to terms with it now

129. What your zodiac sign?

Libra

130. Do you like subway?

Of course B)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

I’d prolly see how it goes! :)  I certainly wouldn’t complain!

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

One of my mutuals!

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

“No matter what it is we've facedIt's now part of usWe can overcome” - As I Lay Dying - Overcome

134. Can you count to one million?

I think? hahahah

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

I had every single PS2 game ever created... kids, eh?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed 1000000%

137. How tall are you?

about 5′11″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Straight hair on me, doesn’t make a difference on others B)

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Blonde (but Brunette is gorgeous too)

140. Summer or Winter?

Summer (But Christmas time is GREAT)

141. Night or Day?

Night, mostly!

142. Favourite month?

October, maybe?  Either than or July, idk

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nope

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark B)

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee

146. Was today a good day?

So far, yeah! :)

147. Mars or Snickers?

Mars 100000000%

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“The best thing you can do is follow your dreams“ - James Owen Sullivan (The Rev)

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yup, 100%!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

There isn’t one! :(

THANKS ANON!

[darlingthinonyx]

6 OUT OF 10

GROCERY LIST STAPLES

Silk Cashew Milk

25 cal per cup

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM G IRL (or boy, or person) tHIS IS ONE OF MY MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO HAVE IN THE HOUSE. NoT oNLY is this less calories than broccoli per cup, it is thick and smooth like a proper milk, and has fortified calcium in it to give you way more than dairy milk. 2 cups of this will give you 90% of your daily value of calcium meaning you can say goodbye to osteoporosis haha. You can add this to your lifeless black coffee and it actually acts like a cream instead of slight water tint (seriously other stuff just makes the black coffee less black and more brown?? It doesn’t work for meeee. Although it might be due to the brand as well seeing as its called silk) You can also make “milkshakes” by adding 1-2 cups (or 3 i dont judge) to a blender with a handful of ice and any additional tastes you want in the milkshake. Basically its very versatile and i use it a ton.

(These are just my recommendations for people like me who cannot/will not eat high calorie things. These are to encourage people to eat at least /something/, especially something with nutritional value. I do not wish or have intentions to harm someone in recovery but i will exercise my right to do this and help other people who need options before they give up and eat nothing. Or, alternatively, those who may binge then purge as a result)

[super-not-naturall]

“It’s Been a Lonely Year” Appreciation Post!

If you’ve been following me for a bit, then you know I’m an overemotional little bean who cries over everything, so why would comments on my posts be any different? 

Thank you to every single person who read, liked, replied, reblogged, or even just glanced at this fic. Even though it was angsty af, I really enjoyed writing it because it was based off one of my favorite songs of all time. Also, seeing everyone’s comments made me smile/laugh (is that horrible to say?). I love each and every one of you guys so much. As always, replies are under the cut!

No idea what I’m talking about? Read “It’s Been a Lonely Year” here!

@papa-murf-likes said: “You know Real Friends has made it when they are inspiring Supernatural fanfic.”

I’m not even sure if you actually read this, but your comment made me laugh so I added you to my responses anyways. I had the exact same thought when I saw their name on the choices I could pick from; I never thought I would see a pop-punk band on any prompts. (Also, side-note, HOW DID YOU FIND MY NON-FANDOM BLOG FROM THIS? I’M SO CONFUSED!!) Okay, have a great day Papa-murf :)

@hannahindie said: “This was so good and it hurt and I loved it. Your imagery was on point. Poor Sammy.”

Thank you so much! I’m sorry it hurt, but if you loved it, then I’m not too sorry. And I agree: poor Sammy. I just want to wrap him in a blanket and give him love. (Am I allowed to say that after I’m the reason he’s in pain??)

@wheresthekillswitch said: “If your goal in tagging me in this was to kill me, congrats, you’ve succeeded.Side note- Sometimes they would take turns randomly calling out directions, other times Y/N would bring along a quarter and flip it every time they came to a T in the road: heads they’d go right, tails they’d go left.The goal, however, was always the same: drive until you have no clue where you are.- I used to play this exact game with a guy I dated.”

I’m sorry! I swear I didn’t mean to kill you, but you’re typing so hopefully you’ve been revived. Unless you’re a ghost then maybe we should give a call to our favorite brothers . . . I play this game with my best friend/roommate when we’re bored. Living on a small campus means there’s not much to do haha.

@thebabeontheback said:  “That broke my heart.”

Is there anything I can do to put it back together again? Maybe some glue? Tape? No? Okay, sorry :( Thank you for reading, though!

@keepcalmandcarryondean said: “Tristan, what are you doing to meeee? There hardly is anything more painful, than two people in love with each other denying their feelings - even if the reason is as noble as Sam’s. It hurts so much to know that they are both suffering and you did an amazing job on getting the emotions across.This might easily be my favorite story of yours up until now! ♥”

OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Seriously, your comment made my entire day just 100000x better and made me smile like an idiot and just thank you so much. I’m sending you so much love from across this computer screen!! <3 <3 <3

@growningupgeek said: “I didn’t need my heart anyway.”

Of course you do! Thank you for reading even if it did something to your heart. Maybe I can make it better someday?

@trexrambling said: “But that was then. This is now. What…what have you done to my heart??? It hurts… The raw emotions in this, the way it all ended… IT HURTS! You need to write a second part. You need to fix this. But I have a feeling you won’t… because writing things, destroying emotions… it’s the author business.”

I’m so sorry about your heart! Also, your comment about the author business made me giggle; I’m going to start using it. As for fixing this, I actually did have a thought about making a second part just because I hate leaving Sam so sad. We’ll have to see if it goes anywhere . . .

@fandomismyspiritanimal said: “I....was not prepared going into this. So lovely, and sad. I loves me some angst, and this struck just the right cord for me.”

Awe thank you so much! I’m happy it struck a cord with you, as an author that’s actually probably one of the greatest compliments I could receive, so thank you! 

@assbutt-still-in-hell said: “This was cute until it hurt and crushed my soul into a million pieces and burned them”

Is it mean of me to say that this made me actually laugh out loud like a crazy person? Seriously, people were looking over at me like What is wrong with this deranged person? Thank you for reading even if it did crush and burn your soul. (I’m still laughing at this, sorry. I’m literally dying XD)

@sofreddie said: “Its okay. I didnt need my heart in tact anyway....”

Awweee, I’m so sorry. Here; you can have some of my heart! I have plenty to give! Thank you for reading!

@sammy-moo said: “OMG MY HEART!!!! Not the ending I was bracing myself for but I seriously love this! And what’s freaky is this is seriously my favorite song by Real Friends. 😱”

GIRL, THIS IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS TO SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE DRIVING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN! But, also the ending almost was different. When I was originally thinking of a night drive fic, I was gonna kill Y/N off, but I knew I had this challenge coming up so I just combined the ideas instead of writing two fics. I’m glad you loved it; I was a bit unsure at first, but everyone’s kind words have kinda given me an ego boost haha.

@mrswhozeewhatsis said: “Um, yeah, no, NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.”

No? I’m so sorry that this seems to have upset you. Do you want some tissues or chocolate? How about a hug? I love you!!

@bambinovak said: “Ohhhh that hurt . . .  amazingly written though!”

Awee thank you! I’m sorry it hurt, though. That seems to be the general consensus; maybe I should buy everyone ice cream as an apology?

AGAIN, THANK YOU EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC WEEK EVER!

[nyanzaya]

Because it was asked here is a drabble for you guys @fawking-izaya @paronomasianist

(🐈) Shizuo was anything, but easy to understand. Sometimes he made sense and other times he didn’t. It was almost strange how protective he would be and then in the same moment he would be calm and affectionate; although, this was usually after he socked some guy in the face for saying rude things towards the feline.

The feline was on Shizuo’s lap facing him, with Shizuo’s arms wrapped around Iza’s waist. The image looked intimate and if anyone were to guess they looked as if they were lovers, and that’s what they were. Right now, Shizuo had his forehead pressed onto Iza’s. Not that Iza could tell anyone why. It was a habit Iza came to accept. Shizuo did it so often Iza wondered if he was trying to read his mind. The feline was sure that’s what he was doing it for. How else could he guess he was hungry? Or if he wanted a kiss?

Iza was almost refusing to look at Shizuo. 

Shizuo didn’t say anything about it, instead he brought a hand to pet one of Iza’s ears but in the same instance he hesitated and instead brought his hand to Iza’s cheek. He always did get shy of touching Iza’s ears, even though he always did want to touch them. They looked soft with a little tuft of fur on the tips of Iza’s ears that made him look cuter. 

“Shizu-chan... It’s hot why are you touching meeee.” Iza was whining. The air conditioner wasn’t broken like it was a long time ago, but despite that it was still hot.

“Because I think you are very cute and I just want to touch you.” Shizuo simply replied, “If it’s hot go get ice cream.” 

“But Shizu-chan you won’t let me go.” Iza pointed out with a flick of his tail. He was started to get annoyed and sooner or later he was going to scratch Shizuo’s face off if they held this position for too long. 

As Shizuo was, he was not a man of many words, opting to explain things through actions and with Iza’s complaint and seeing the flick of the feline’s tail he could already tell that Iza was getting irritable. As if to compensate, Shizuo grabbed the soft of Iza’s back thighs and stood up. An instant reaction from Iza was he had wrapped his arms around Shizuo’s neck, as if he didn’t trust that Shizuo wouldn’t hold him correctly. 

Iza looked at the ceiling, he swore Shizuo was so tall that if he was on top of the blond’s shoulders he would be able to touch the ceiling. The actions were easy enough to read, and vaguely seeing where they were going- thankfully not the bathroom to be dumped in the bathtub again- Iza found himself in the kitchen and was placed on the counter. It wasn’t the same counter they would have sex, but Iza wouldn’t mind a round of it. On second thought, because it was so hot Iza figured sex was not worth it in this type of heat. He would rather die than do any naughty activity. 

Once Iza was on the counter, Shizuo opened the freezer and pulled out a popsicle. He saw the way Iza’s ears perked up at the sight of ice cream and he would have given it to him if he didn’t want to hear Iza meow, but he did. “What does kitty say?” Shizuo didn’t know why he asked, probably because he had just wanted to hear Iza meow, or maybe because it was his caregiver nature(kink) to ask.  

Iza instantly pouted when he heard Shizuo’s question. “Nyaa... Please give me the ice cream.” 

With a pat on the head Shizuo gave Iza the ice cream. There was no real reason for it and if Iza actually did protest and not meow Shizuo still would have given it to him. 

Shizuo couldn’t explain it, even if it was hot and Iza was practically dying in the heat he just felt like cuddling. He did feel bad for the feline, it must be hell to have dark hair, but it was easy to understand since he too, at one point, had dark hair, perhaps not as dark as Iza’s, but he was sure that didn’t exactly matter.

Easily, Shizuo picked Iza up and brought him into the bedroom for a change of scenery from the living room. The ex-bartender placed Iza down on the bed and went back into the kitchen to get himself a cup of ice. Even he needed some sort of drink and sure enough the ice was going to melt on it’s own quickly. 

Iza was simply enjoying his ice cream, being quiet and watching what Shizuo was doing. It was a little cooler in Shizuo’s room, but there was hardly a difference. Iza watched Shizuo leave the room and come back with a cup of ice. Oddly, this situation felt familiar, but he decided to ignore it. Seeing Shizuo lay down and take a cube of ice out of the cup, Iza moved closer to him and just seeing Shizuo place the cup down on the night stand he wanted to knock it off. Until now, Iza always did wonder why Shizuo never had anything that could be pushed off the side on tables or the counter. He was probably the reason why. 

Shizuo looked content in this heat, suckling on the ice cub. There was not much need for communication since Iza could read his body language quite well and Shizuo could just tell if he wanted something. Right now, Shizuo could tell from the twitching of Iza’s ears and the playful sway of his tail that he wanted to knock something off from it’s place. 

That’s right.... I put the cup on the night stand.. Shizuo easily figured and took the cup off the nightstand and instead placed it on his stomach. Seeing the pout on Iza’s face made him think he was right about what Iza wanted to do. 

Iza finished the ice cream quickly and finding that it was still hot he laid down on the bed, “Nyaaaaaaa Shizu-chaaaaaaan it’s still hooooooooot.” 

Shizuo watched the poor feline start to pant. Then suddenly Iza was taking his shirt off. “You think that will help?” He asked, curious of Iza’s thought process. 

“Yeah! It should. If it doesn’t them I’m going to die!” Iza said in a dramatic display of throwing his shirt off to a random corner of the room. Shizuo watched the shirt fly off. 

It was confusing how it was still hot. The lights were off and the air condition was still on. He decided not to question it, the last thing he wanted was to get angry and instead, he picked up an ice cub and plopped it on Iza’s stomach, earning himself a yowl. “That’s cold!” 

“Don’t you want to be cold?” 

Iza went quiet and turned on his side to place one of his legs over Shizuo’s leg. “Yeah but not wet.”

Shizuo gave a hum, honestly he was starting to fall asleep. The heat had always made him feel sleepy. Despite Iza’s complaints he couldn’t help himself. Before he turned over on his side, he placed his cup of liquefying ice on the night stand. Then, he shifted and turned over. As soon as he turned over, he caught Iza within his arms and almost instantly he fell asleep.

Iza didn’t think Shizuo would fall asleep so easily. He thought he was fine, but when he tried to move Shizuo’s grip tightened, almost as if he were a python. It was hot, sweaty, and now he was stuck. Ears flattened when he had tried several times to break loose from Shizuo’s hold. It just wasn’t working. He tried meowing and even biting at Shizuo’s jaw line. Nothing worked. 

At this point Iza was started to panic, he thought he was going to be squished because Shizuo moved against and was almost on top of him now. Iza thought he should remain calm, and he did, until it hit the 3 hour mark. That’s when he got angry. 

In a swift move he scratch Shizuo’s face and instantly he woke up. “What was that for?!” He growled at the feline who had moved away and stretched in all the likeness of a cat. 

“You were squishing me and it was hot. I was stuck for like three hours.” Iza huffed. 

Shizuo couldn’t help himself, “Three hours? Why didn’t you wake me up sooner?” He said, and face palmed his face, trying not to laugh. 

“Because I thought you were going to wake up. That’s why.”

God since when has he been so cute? Shizuo thought and reached a hand to pull at Iza’s ear gently. “Sorry ‘bout that. I fell asleep because it was so hot.” 

Iza lightly purred at Shizuo when he tugged at his ear and started to rub his ear. It almost felt as if Shizuo were insisting he lay down with the petting and easily Iza laid back down. Iza didn’t say anything back, instead he opted to purr. Now it didn’t feel too hot anymore and soon, Iza also fell asleep.

Shizuo thought it was cute. He swore his heart was going to explode if Iza kept purring while he slept. If anything Shizuo felt lucky to have Iza. It was an easy lesson to learn: If Iza is hot just pet his ears. With that thought in mind Shizuo, stopped petting his ears and brushed the few strands of black hair out of Iza’s face. Iza looked peaceful finally asleep after complaining of being hot for so long. The blond gave a sigh, he figured he would go back to sleep as well. 

[passionate-hedgehog]

Spencer X Reader

Prompts #28- “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.” & #30-  “The problem is,” he said as he leaned in. “If I kiss you now, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.”

A/N: This one was requested by @mishacastiel.

You're going to notice that these follow the same basics as the other ones. To make it easier for me they’ll all be connected somehow. It’s going to be canon/non-canon...does that make sense?

This is also as far as I’m going to get with smut, not very far. It’s not my thing. It’s totally insinuated in some posts, because whereas I’m abstinent by faith I’m not as disillusioned as to think that everyone I write about is. I’m still not going to write it, though.  

I got lots of requests for #30 and instead of re-using it I decided to keep it to this one. I think it pairs very well with #28 anyway. It’s like a good wine and cheese pairing...and now I want wine. Sigh.

OH YEAH- I should have mentioned this when I started this whole “Spencer imagines” thing that I’m fairly new to the fandom. I started two weeks ago, and as of me typing this on my laptop, I’m halfway through season 5. I’m really glad a co-worker slipped some info to me on this season beforehand because if I had gone into these episodes blind...I would have given up hope on all things love and pure. That brings me to my next question: Who does Hotch imagine?

You’d had a hard day at work. Some days were hectic as all get out and some days were so boring that you couldn’t wait to get out of your shift and do something productive (or just really fun) before you conked for a few hours. That particular shift was longer than anticipated. One of your residents ended up having to go to the ER. It was your first time going. Ever.

When you got in the passenger seat of the ambulance, you texted Spencer, your boyfriend of 2 and a half months. He was at home in his own bed, probably not awake yet for the day (your co-worker had called 911 at the end of your 3rd shift). When he didn’t reply for the duration of the ride to the hospital, you decided to just leave it for the time being. You had to leave lines of communication open with your supervisors and home managers anyway. Hospital visits could get busy, you’ve heard from your fellow co-workers. You wouldn’t have time.

After your resident had been set up into the ER, you checked your phone for the time. There were messages from the appropriate people at work but still nothing from Spencer. The guy wasn’t always a morning person, so it didn’t bother you, not entirely. To be honest, though, you kind of missed him. You hadn’t seen him in 2 days. It could get difficult when he was always away on cases, and you worked the night shift.

After Gertrude was finally officially admitted into the hospital from the emergency room, you were made to go home as per company policy. It was hard, though, because she was your favorite resident and you weren’t sure when you would see her again. You were positive that her condition wasn’t life-threatening, but she was a DNR, do not resuscitate. You still had fear. But your boss was your ride home and she was waiting for you out in the parking lot.

After giving Gert a slight kiss on the temple (she was hella knocked out), you made your way to the elevators and then eventually to the car. After writing your incident report in the car, you finally arrived at your apartment. You thanked your boss and made your way through your front door. You heaved a sigh and took off your jacket, then hanged it up. When you kicked off your shoes, you cocked your head and listened. After receiving no reply from your text early, you had hoped Spencer was going to surprise you. You should have known better.

Again, you weren’t completely offended. It was nearing lunchtime, and there was always a chance that he had to fly to a different city in a different state. It was OK. It was totally OK.

“I need Haagen-Dazs,” you heavily sighed. Sometimes the ice cream helped with the little white lies you told yourself.

When the pint of raspberry white chocolate truffle was opened, you grabbed a spoon and proceeded to throw yourself onto the sofa in the living room. You turned on the t.v. and prayed that The Price Is Right was on. Apparently, you were just going to keep receiving disappointments as the day wore on. You should have gone to bed, but your mind couldn’t stop racing.

After you had checked your phone, totally not the hundredth time since you first texted your boyfriend, you stood up for something. Of course, you forgot what it was and sat right back down. You got up again and started pacing after groaning at the sky.

“What is wrong with meeee?”

Nobody answered, you were home alone after all, and you weren’t sure if you should cry, take a shower, or try to sleep. Knowing that sleep was nowhere near possible, you decided to shower. Maybe you’d cry in there? I am losing my ever-loving mind.

When the hot shower didn’t do anything, you decided to switch it to cold to shave your legs. Why am I shaving in cold water, you shrugged but continued to skim the razor over your soaped up legs. You turned off the not-so-helpful water and ran your hands over your legs and made sure you didn’t miss anything. That’s when you got inspired.

“Why the eff am I home, alone, when I have a key to my boyfriend’s apartment that has rockin WiFi,” you asked yourself while you were still bent over feeling your legs. “And why am I talking to myself and asking questions?”

You scrounged your bedroom looking for a cute shirt to put on over your best pair of jeans. The one you picked was a hyacinth blue. When you looked at the ever growing pile of dirty clothes, you decided to use Spencer’s built-in amenities. He drank your coffee, you used his laundry detergent. Give and take, give and take.

The weather wasn’t too obscene for mid-February, and you decided to just walk the few blocks to his building. You were really glad that your job sometimes included lifting your residents and maneuvering their bodies because that laundry bag was no joke. You needed to remember that you were an adult and that you had to do your own laundry more than once a week.

Pfft, yeah okay.+

After making it up to his floor and throwing your jacket and extra key onto his side table, you walked into his bedroom. You sat the bag on the ground and decided to go for a pair of his sweats and sat on the bed to try to roll up the pant legs. That had failed miserably, and you threw your body back on his dark blue comforter in more frustration.

You stared up at his white ceiling and smiled when you tried to imagine what Little Spencer’s walls looked like all those years ago. I bet he had those glow-in-the-dark star stickers and I bet he put them in constellations. Your thoughts of what kid Spencer was like led you to the nap you so desperately needed. Dreams of being a kid and being Spencer’s playmate took over any frustrations you had following your shift.

When you awoke, it was to your best friend with his arm around your waist and his chest to your back. Sometimes your legs intertwining made it onto you Favorite’s list.

Okay, it made the list all the time. It was the top 3.

His even breathing into your hair made you realize that he was taking his own nap. From the corner of your eye, you could tell that the sky outside was darkening, but there were still splashes of pink and orange. You began to crave Superman ice cream and held in one of your groans of frustration.

That explains it! “My period!”

You quickly latched your hand to your mouth when you realized that you yelled that last part but it didn’t matter. Spencer’s hold was tightening, and you could hear him yawning from behind you. You held your breath and tried to wait it out, but he started stretching. You rolled your eyes.

“Awesome.”

“Hmm?” Your boyfriend had hummed in confusion.

“Nothing, Spence. Go back to sleep.” The hand that was resting against his arm began to make soothing motions, but it got trapped by a bigger one.

Spencer must have mentally decided he was over looking at the back of your head because he pulled moved you onto your other side, to face him. He gave one of his beautiful lazy smiles and blinked softly. You just gazed into his eyes, waiting for him to get to the awareness level he wanted to be at. Given, not aware might be what he wanted.

When he didn’t snuggle up to you to go back to sleep, you realized that he was waiting on you for confirmation that it was okay to return to slumberland.

“Go back to sleep, Hun.” You fingers raked gently through his hair. “You gotta be exhausted. You had knocked the heck out when I woke up.”

He scrunched his nose in disagreement. “But you’re awake. When you’re awake, I’m awake.”

“Well, that’s not true. If that were the case, then neither of us would be getting any sleep ever,” you chuckled.

He chuckled and responded with “Oh the things we do for our careers. I’d go many moons without sleep if it meant I could get to spend more time with you.”

Blushing, you gave a soft snort. “Maybe if you could survive without resting that giant noodle of yours.”

“Okay Miss Smarty Pants, how long did it take you to give in to sleep after your shift, huh?” He was on his elbow now.

You followed suit. “Not that long. I’ll have you know, I got an adequate amount sleep.”

When his eyes narrowed at you, you held in your sigh of resignation. You weren’t going to give in that easily. Spencer couldn’t always win, could he?

“You got home, almost 5 hours after your shift was supposed to end, and went immediately for the ice cream. Haagen-Dazs to be more specific. You tried to do something to waste time, probably watch t.v. or read. I’m going to guess t.v. since your hands were busy. After you ate ALL the ice cream, you eventually decided to come over here and apparently do laundry. When that, for whatever reason, didn’t work out you decided to come in here and get comfy. Am I right?”

You didn’t answer him, so his fingers skimmed your sides, making you giggle.

“FINE. Yes. Yes, you’re right.”

“Thank you.”

“Mostly right, anyway. Not all of it was right. You missed the part about what happened after I came in here.”

“Oh?”

“I laid on your bed and imagined what your childhood ceiling looked like, imagined being your friend all those years ago. If you could see the stars from where you lay and if they were in all the right constellations. I bet you would have spent hours laying with me telling me them all, name by name. You would have traced them out with my hand.”

Spencer watched carefully as you drew out the only constellation you knew on the back of his arm, making goosebumps raise. He didn’t say anything.

“You would have taken the time to explain everything to me and made sure I understood it. You would have been patient with me too, and that’s more than what I would have deserved. Even after I would have zoned out, not that I would have wanted to, you would have kept tracing the constellations. There would have been nothing that could make you give up on me. Just like there would have been nothing that could have made me give up on you.”

When he still didn’t respond, his eyes never leaving yours, you went on. “Just like how there’s still nothing that could make me ever want to give up on you. Because you’re mine, and I love you.”

“Y/n,” he hummed your name and if that wasn’t one of the best sounds you had ever heard… “You gotta stop doing that.”

“What?”

“Saying things that make me wanna kiss you. The problem is,” Spencer said as he leaned in. “If I kiss you now, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.”

You fluttered your eyes clothes as he ran a hand down your spine and left it there at the base. You had re-opened your eyes to discover his were now sparkling and full of mischief. There was a side of Spencer you didn’t always get to see, and it was beginning to come out. Blessedly, it was a part of Spencer that only you ever got to witness.

A few moments slipped by, and he didn’t do anything else. You softly ran your fingernails from behind his ears and along his lower hairline to the nape of his neck, causing him to shiver. He didn’t move from his position, though. He was still halfway leaned in.

You lowered your hand and gently rested it on his waist, your thumb briefly disappearing under his shirt. He took it was a sign to gently lower you on your back but his eyes still never left you.

How blessed can I be, you thought, that I have such a wonderful man by my side to guide me through the worst of times and rejoice with me through the best of times.

Unbeknownst to you, he was thinking the same thing but mirrored.

When his lips touched the base of your throat, you arched your back and gave a soft moan. There wasn’t a sign of him letting up, and then you remembered and began to chuckle.

“What’s so funny?” He had asked when you didn’t cease.

“Oh man,” you wiped the tears from your eyes. “I completely forgot, and that could have been an extra mess we wouldn’t need.”

He kept his penance of confusion but raised his eyebrow.

“I just started my period. We won’t be having any of ‘that’ for a while.”

“And that’s funny because...”

“Because if I’m not laughing, I’ll cry and that’s about 3 more pints of ice cream you don’t have.”

Spencer lowered himself back onto the bed and sighed.

“Alright, but there’s ways around that.”

You had slid off the bed and headed towards the en-suite.  “Yeah, not a chance. Good try though,” you say as you walk into the bathroom and close the door, still laughing.

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ღ :3

:3you didn’t specify a ship so i’m going to choose one for myself, I hope that’s okay! 

I choooose Mind and Body (which is my ship name for Me/Saitama from OPM because pshhh I totally didn’t rewatch it recently what are you talking about -sweats-)

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Saitama! He’s actually pretty good at it when it’s not his day off. He lets me sleep in for a while longer though, and only wakes me up if he needs something from me or on accident.Who’s the one to make breakfast: Genos makes breakfast for us both and we thank god for this robot man every day of our lives.Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Neither of us would really be into it considering the size of the apartment. We eat breakfast in bed anyways considerING OUR LIVING ROOM IS OUR BEDROOM SO.Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: I do! Saitama would prefer to go out and make some money and do something, but, once in a while ya just gotta lay around and chill. It isn’t hard to convince him of, though, because he likes it too!Who chooses the movies: I do, I put something good on though and if he likes it he’ll watch it and if not he’ll ask for us to put something else on, which is fine.Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Neither of us depending on the movie honeSTLY. If we’re too invested in it we’ll just watch it and then yell with one another at the intense parts.Who orders lunch: Saitama! He always stops to ask me what I want, though. It’s usually just calling Genos on the phone though like ‘hey can you pick this up for us its on sale’. Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Saitama steals my food and I pout, but he shares some of his rice with me as repayment which is fine I guESS. Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Both of us honestly just pass the heck out after a full tummy induced sleep coma and we wake up like ‘wtf what year is it’. Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Saitama distracts me because ‘you need to go out to work. homes are for relaxing and not worrying about it, you know.’Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Me and we go only if we have a coupon.Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: ME. Saitama does not understand why I love it so much but goes along with it, even making peace signs and smiling and its adorable.Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Neither of us because we like ice cream too much. Saitama might bring it up but we just shRUG BECAUSE ICE CREAM, MAN. Who cooks dinner: I cook when Genos isn’t around, and it’s relaxing! Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Both of us will help one another clean up and put our dishes away ;v; Who stays up until 2 reading: ME. Saitama groans and just drags me back to bed like ‘its 2 am please turn off the lights i’m begging you’. Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: I do because Saitama sleeps like a rock but he’s a cute rock.Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Also Meeee

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Mini Challenge #6 - Left To Your Own (De)Vices

For this week’s mini challenge, our sickening seven gave us makeup inspired by things that they indulged in. Here’s what they did!

Analyse Thropic | Alcohol

Hey jufgess its meeee analyze Thropicv and mY vice mjni chalemnhe i chose aclohol becaus it s v on brand for me and i also wantefd to drinkk to make thesre accesorise but i think i deank to much because thenb i starteed seeing douvble and i didnt kno wherre to put my makeuvpo on my facer n i was taking my picvitrs for the submissoin and i had to trhow up but i madde it in tim and tookk anothers selfie fro youuu i m gonna go textt my exes now byeeee

Lila: Ugh, I feel sick when I look at you, all those bottles and wine corks are making me think of all the days after hungover and being ill in bed. I think this is such a creative makeup honestly, i get that seeing double, beer-goggle like idea and its really fun and totally works with the connotation of drinking - a vice indeed! You did put a second brow next to the amazingly snatched on in the middle of your forehead, however your accessory kind of clunkily covers it. I do wish you made your pupils a little bigger as it kind of gets more of that wicked detail in there that when people get drunk, their pupils dilate a larger amount - however, I’m not pressed at this concept at all! Great job!

Letha: This is really cool, Analyse. You really created a concept and commited to its execution. You’ve got accessories, an outfit, even a toilet. I will say the technical aspects of the makeup sort of blunder for me. The doubled features mostly work (one of the lashes on the lower eyes is a bit wonky), but it just gets a bit too muddy/blurry in some areas for for me personally. That being said, it’s a really fun and creative look, good job! 

Toni: To start off I think this is a better optical illusion makeup than the actual optical illusion makeup you did before, because the extra parts or doubles seem so well done. I don't know how but the colors on the fake eye makeup seem so much more brighter than they do on your actual eye so I’d love to figure out how to make it the same. I like the accessories I think a little bit more time could have been used on them to really make them look a bit more interesting like you could have filled the bottled with dyed water just to add pops of color.

Avana Noir | Ice Cream

Hello judges and tdr community bitches! lets jump right into this! so for this challenge my vices that i usually have aren't rally physcial except for one...ICE CREAM. let me tell yall. I love ice cream so much. like bruh, Its so bad for me but A BITCH IS STILL GONNA EAT IT. so for this lewk I wanted to go for like a thing where I love ice cream so much that I have become ice cream ! This was really fun to do! 

Lila: HOLY SHIT. Coming from last week, I was coming into this mini expecting very little, but you proved my gay ass wrong - I love it. It’s giving me KAWS artist vibes with old school grafitti and honestly, without your heavy makeup around the eyes you look so damn beautiful. The outline of the cream on the white kind of spurred me to think you could’ve blended this out way, way more than you did, and I would’ve either painted your ears or even added some cones on your ears, get all Katamari Damacy with it because it’s super true to your aesthetic, just push it a lot futher than this. Overall, I love this, great work this week!

Letha:  Avana, this is such a fun look! It’s drippy, messy, and really makes sense with the vice you chose. The neckpiece is a fun addition, as are the ice cream cones. I’m not loving the plain boy hair, though. I wish you had either slicked it back and covered it in chocolate sauce or found some other way to incorporate it into the paint. But other than that, I really do like it, great job!

Toni: I wanna li li li li lick you from your head to your toes. Oh this is such a sweet look….get it….sweet? I really like this and I think this is a really nice step outside the box for you and such a creative paint. I do have issues with it thought. I wish that the colors were more pigmented, and that the lines were more defined and darker as well. I like the sprinkles, they were cute. I think instead 3 cones you could have rolled up paper and made one large cone and I wish you had a wig on or something other than just your boy hair.

Lexi Lamour

A vice, by definition, is an immoral or wicked behavior or personality trait. For this challenge I went with the latter and picked my competitive pride. Competition can sometimes get the best of me and I greatly apologize to anyone or any relationships that I have that I've let it effect in this race. It's something that I'm really trying to work on and grow from moving forward. One image shows my softer side/attitude trying to resist the competitiveness coming out, and the other shows the attitude of someone consumed by competitive drive.

Lila: This is such a beautiful makeup honestly - it’s simplistic in design, yes, but it hits home quite a lot. Vulnerability is a powerful state of mind that not many people get an opportunity to express, let alone express it too. I love the gold accents, really exciting and it got me twisting my head because I thought the coin was some sort of lense from a pair of sunglasses - it’s a coin! For me, your brow could be a lot sharper than it is. It’s getting a little blurred in this makeup, just throwing a little bit of concealer in a lighter colour and fix that up, but never the less, great job!

Letha: Heya Lexi! So this look is very interesting. I can see competitiveness as a vice so it makes sense, it’s out of the box and not one I would immediately think of. I really like the eye patch thingy you constructed on the right, it’s really fun and is easily my favorite part of the look. The hair is fierce for sure, it’s great drag hair. The other eye makeup is pretty good too, and the nails/accessories help tie the look together. The lip throws me off a bit, I think, it’s very shiny and not well defined. All in all, I like it, but I wish it had been pushed a little farther creatively. 

Toni: To start im glad you do have self awareness because sometimes the competition can get the best of everyone. I think this is a very pretty look but I think there's a lot more that could have been done. I would have liked to see the gold stars maybe dot off into your wig on that side even if they aren't stuck on but held on using bobby pins. I would have loved to see you try something like making a star shape out of the other eye with makeup to add a level of creative makeup and I don't think that lip is working at all, my suggestion for a gold lip would be to do a base color of a matte lip, maybe black,and then go over with a hold shadow to have the color there but still mask your natural lip shape.

Marcella Fox | Reading

Marcella has a lot of vices: red hair, metallics, triangles… But if there’s one thing Marcella can’t truly resist, it’s READING. I was so disappointed this mini wasn’t the reading challenge that I knew it had to form the basis of my look (Also, the real life male human who plays Marcella does have a bit of a book vice going on currently). I’m giving SHADY smokey eyes and COLD metallic lips, and my HARSH expression is saying “Everything about me is better than you”. Brows, earrings, fascinator and boa provided curtesy of Aldous Huxley.

Lila: W o w. Breathtaking and absolutely clever, just call yourself Matilda henny because you psyched me up for this. It’s giving me like Elizabethan era which is probably the elements of your signature ginger wig and the ruffling of the paper pages from your books. Your face is just stunning and you capture such perfect conceptual images, so dynamic and graceful. ONE tiny *tiny* problem I have is something that was brought up with me last cycle - using glossy or satin lipsticks to overdraw always produce this visible crease where your natural lip ends - the way to overcome this is to dab a smidgin of highlight on this area to kind of hide the crease created by the lip and the skin. Overall, however, Excellent work!

Letha: This look is total high fashion, Marcella. I think the accessories, hair, and makeup really tell a story, wink wink nudge nudge. The metallic lip prominently displays your real lip line, which works from these angles as a sort of highlight, but I’m not sure it’d be the look from other points of view. The eyes are well blended, and you know how much I love blush so that works for me. I suppose my only main hurdle with this look is viewing reading as a vice. I think you were going for shade/reading as your vice, which I’m not so sure that even that’s a vice, but the wires sort of get crossed once you made it literary. I do still love the look, though!

Toni: Hello dear, let me start off by saying the shape you have created is very interesting and pleasing to my eyes and I do like your use of paper not only in acessories but as well as on your brows. I do wish the brows were placed a bit higher so it doesn’t look like you have garage doors because its throwing me off a bit and I wish you had maybe found a way to make it look like there were words (even if you made or got like a scroll work/ cursive stencil) and done that over your forhead or your chest, somewhere so it looks like theres writing on you, i think that would have been a cool extra deminison to add to the look.

Paprika

So I took a little more of a conceptual route to this challenge, and my vice was vanity cause im a cocky bitch. I made a lil planchette headpiece thing with a smashed compact mirror (6 years bad luck or some shit ik ik) and went for an almost demonic feel with the mug because I feel like the idea of vices and vanity itself is really dark and i wanted to give the like, “sinful” vibe bc vanity IS one of the seven sins. But yeah thats my look xoxo pap

Lila: I love how editorial you are. You give me such an Adore Delano vibe in this challenge and you remind me of like the anti-Virgin Mary? While it’s quite an effortless looking piece, it’s just so capitvating to look at. One thing I want you to work on is trying different lip shapes. Your lips are always one and one, there’s no cupid’s bow! Try experimenting with this and I’m sure you’ll find one that you’re attracted to. Overall, great job with this!

Letha: Paprika, this is a pretty look, and I can see “vanity”, but it’s not really the strongest for me, creatively. I think the headpeice is cool, but I wish you had brought the reflective elements more cohesively thoughout your makeup. I see you did a lighter color on the lid, imagine if that had been in the shape of a mirror, with your eyeliner being the handle with some filligree added? A highlight on the lips could have been cool as well. Things like that would have really helped elevate the look, which isn’t bad by any means, it’s just pretty simple. Your paint is getting better all the time, just remember to push yourself creatively!

Toni: I like your choice of vice because I think its one as drag queens most of us have. I think that the choice to do a darker look works in your favor because its something tht you haven’t shown us but over all this reads as lacking for me, i think a way you could have really amped it up would be to have covered parts of your face in the mirror bits so it looks like youre reflecting back at yourself and its kinda meta if that makes sense.

Phoebe St. Jefferson

Hi judges! For my mini I decided to do Survivor as my vice since I just can't get enough of trashy reality tv! I decided to incorporate the jungle into my face, and try to really sell my expression. I'm wearing my survivor buff and holding my huge ass immunity idol! Phoebe! She voted out her mom!

Lila: UGH. I wanted to win this season of Blood Vs Water how dare you ya little game changer. I love your props, it’s extremely cute and i love that this is your vice, however there’s not much creative makeup going on here. Your natural face is really shining here, however I wanted to see some sort of 3-D aspect in here on your face - look at your competition’s, a little bit of foliage you could steal from your university’s trees or flowers - just to kind of bring that little POP to your look. You know? The tribe has spoken, and it’s a good job at best.

Letha: Pheebs, when you were talking to the judges about your concept and you listed your plan of elements to include, I was really excited because there was so much that you could have gone over the top with. With the look as it stands, I’m getting more… “camp counselor” than “Survior”.  I think the hair and the makeup could have been wilder/rattier to more tell the story, which right now both are just a bit too tame/clean. Overall, it’s okay for me.

Toni: Phoebe… i’m not really impressed with this look to be honest. I think the issue here seems to be you focused to much on the survivor aspect of it, i think if you had just done “reality tv” or even “tv” you would have given yourself to get a much more conceptual and interesting makeup. Your eyemakeup and brow is pretty and constantly getting better but the vines seem to be a bit faded and the white could do with a bit out black outlining and I also think you could have done a wig so it has fake leaves and sticks in it to make it look a bit more wild rather than jsut using boy hair.

Sugar Monroe | Smoking

Hiiiiieeeeeee! :3 so, for this mini, we had to be inspired by our vices. Well, mine isn’t really a “good” one, per se. I smoke. A lot. And so I took inspiration from that to create this ashy, burned cigarette look.

*Sugar Monroe does not condone smoking children. It’s a filthy habit. Don’t start.*

Lila: Hello, Ms. Monroe! First off, a step in the right direction for me is the burn marks and scarring - really exciting and your makeup is always such a beautiful clean look. For me, personally, I think you could’ve draped some of the texture over the cigarette carton or something, just to make it more grotesque essentially. Loving the cleanliness of this, despite its punk-eqsue roots, and the black pigment on your neck gradiating out really adds so much to this concept. For me, more cigarettes in the hair would’ve pushed this a lot further and watching your colouration on the scar, but for me, great work this week!

Letha: Sugar, this look is…. Smokin’. Hahahaha bad jokes aside, I really do like the makeup. The elements you have, like the smoky eye and the classic lip, make sense with your vice, and I really enjoy the hair and the bitch brow. The cigarette eyepatch is o-kayyyy, not my fave part of the look, as it sort of covers up your burn makeup, which is pretty good, from what I can see.  Overall, good work on this, girl!

Toni: I’ll start by saying I like this a lot more than the first one you showed us because I think this one is a lot more conceptual. I’m glad you added accessories and I think they all make sense and really show the idea, I do wish there was a bit more of an ash aspect because if youre gonna paint it as a bad vice I wanna see the “bad to it”. I think the burns are a nice step into the pool of new and creative techniques and ideas from you but i need to see you diving head first into the pool for the main.

[self-shipping-angel]

ღ for you and Zen? (*°▽°*)

Yay!! Thank, hon! I’m in a big Zen mood so this is perfect

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Absolutely Zen, I like to sleep in as late as I can. I’m nota morning person in the least bit, of course my tendency to stay up half thenight doesn’t help.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Zen since he’s up first and because, if he doesn’t, I won’teat until lunch. It’s not that I’m not hungry, more that I have such a hardtime getting moving in the morning that I just don’t have time to make myselfsomething.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

After I moved in with him, Zen made it his mission to alwayskeep our refrigerator stocked and to learn how to cook for me. He was reallyproud of himself when he learned how to make pancakes so that has become hisgo-to when he wants to surprise me with breakfast in bed.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Now, my Zen loves his work, but he always pouts when he hasto leave me. Which turns into him getting rather handsy. And it’d be a bold-facedlie if I said I knew how to resist him. >///>

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

I’m terrible about this. XD There are few things I love morethan just laying around the house all day with my boyfriend.

Who chooses the movies:

We usually take turns which works out since we like the sametypes of movies for the most part. Musicals and action movies are our go-tos,though I do tolerate romances for Zen. We’re really bad about singing alongwhen we watch musicals, to the point that the neighbors have complained once ortwice.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distractingthe other from the movie all together:

*side-eyes Zen* Here I am, just minding my own business, youknow just trying to watch the movie, does that stop my wolf? Nooo. Of course,it’s not like I complain for long. XDDD

Who orders lunch:

I do! I like to surprise Zen when he’s rehearsing for a newshow cause I know if I don’t he’ll get too into practice and forget to take abreak.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Me, not that Zen would say no!

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to afull tummy:

Definitely me. Zen thinks it’s the cutest thing ever andtakes pictures of me. Of course, once I’m up, Zen is wanting me to go out for arun with him.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

I’m bad, I’m so needy. Like Zen, pay attention to meeee!!!Of course, Zen has found the best way to still get his work done is to includeme when he needs to practice lines or songs. Dancing not so much as I have twoleft feet.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

I am a total child and will beg him to take me out.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Both of us! I mean I’m always taking pictures of him becausehe’s so handsome, but he likes to take pictures of me too. I get so embarrassedwhen he does, especially when I’m eating, but he insists I’m adorable.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream ontheir partner’s face:

Oh boy, Zen thinks it! But doesn’t say it. He just startsblushing really bright and shoves a napkin in my hand while I stare at him,utterly clueless.

Who cooks dinner:

I do. Neither of us are the best cooks, but I do know a bitmore than he does. I’m still learning though, so that Zen doesn’t go back toliving on goldfish bread and beer. XD

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

I try to, but Zen insists on doing it since I cooked.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

I am sooo guilty of this! Zen will roll over and my lightwill wake him up; he always makes me put my book away and cuddle with him,going on about how it’s bad for my eyes and that I need to sleep.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Zen does, he knows I have a hard time sleeping so he’s alwayscuddling me, making sure I’m not cold.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Zen again, he doesn’t want to wake me but he just can’t helphimself.

[otrdriverhealth]

Ketchup is the Devil

I MISS GREEN VEGETABLES. Whaaaaat a day! We started out a little bit after 930am this morning. We had an empty trailer and took it to a fancy toilet maker (not kidding). We had to drop it and then skedaddle, as we weren't allowed to hang out. Thus, my first experience at a QuikTrips. Y'all. If I took up this profession full time, I'd do nothing but stop at QT. They had some pretty delicious foods made to order, as well as a variety of pre-made salads, sandwiches, and even some delectable breakfast items. I bought tomorrow's protein shake, a big fat water, and a Granny Smith apple. Then, something amazing happened!! CINDY ACTUALLY OFFERED TO WORK OUT WITH MEEEE! I showed her my Mind, Mouth, Muscle, Movement flipbook - I developed this little steno notebook full of quick movement and nutrition tips for professional drivers while I was at Pilot. It was developed with the help of a FitDeck, my fabulous models (Keith and Misty), an iPhone, seriously awesome advice from Dave Parmly, and some major graphic designing. The premise is simple: movements you can do from beginner to advanced, focusing on your ABCs: Above the Waist, Below the Waist, Cardio, and Stretching. Get it? ABCs. Cindy and I warmed up by doing quick feet on a curb (fast switching taps to get our heart rate up) and some baby curb squats (one foot up on the curb, the other on the concrete, 10 and switch sides.) We then did As: push ups on the step, triceps dips on the step. Bs: lunges facing the step, squats holding one of the bars on the back. Cs: mountain climbers with hands on the step and stepping jacks (jumping jacks without the hop, alternating feet). We did approximately 10 of each, 5 each if we had to switch arms or legs. We did Cs for 30 seconds apiece. We repeated ABC 2x. We then stretched: wrists, neck, shoulders, chest, upper back, quads, hamstrings. Y'all, SHE DID SO WELL! I kept asking her through the movements whether she felt discomfort or pain, and it should never be pain. I asked her where she felt the movement. We talked about open and closed hips with squats. Knees never traveling over toes in lunges. Elbows pressing together with dips. Elbows grazing ribs on push ups. Small, easy, straightforward adjustments. You'd better believe I'll be recreating this thing with a USX flare. Unless Pilot is still distributing them! Cindy was so pleased with the size, the ease of direction! I talked briefly with the Georges about biking - it's given me such great ideas and thoughts to ponder! How can we get fold up bikes in our drivers' hands?! They suggested I do some research - we may be able to partner with some of the fold-up bike manufacturers to get a discount. Once we get that, we'll have to put together a list of trails, best practices, etc. BASICALLY, a BIG heck yes!! Foodie confession: today has been a struuuugggggle. I started my day with my muscle milk, had some of my mandarins and cashews...and then had Popeyes. Three hundred ten (310, yes, ugh) calories of spicy chicken tenders. And 40 calories of green beans. Y'all, but the most ridiculous piece of intel I've gathered: THE BISCUIT. Its TWO HUNDRED SIXTY CALORIES. A BISCUIT. I was much happier with 350 calories. I peeled the top layer off the biscuit to try it...sooo salty. Don't even. Not worth it. After my Popeyes, I casually snacked on my ghost pepper jerky, ate my apple, and drank water and my pamplemousse lacroix. I mentioned to Cindy that I had never had a jalapeño cheese hot dog from Pilot, so lo and behold, we had Pilot for dinner. I don't love mystery meat, but made the decision that a hot dog would be acceptable. DELICIOUS. I loaded it up with mustard, sauerkraut, and more jalapeños (duh). Two hundred ten calories per. Ugh. Shoulda opted for the damn Subway. Before you ask, no, it wasn't a PJ Fresh, or I would've opted for some delicious salad with avocados and chicken. Mmmmmmmm, goodness that sounds good. But who am I kidding, I really loved the hot dog. Cindy and I chatted more about the ultimate desire to find health. My theory is that people need a variety of things to make a health change in their life. I'll tell you about a few: - Education: if you don't know that fruits and veggies are carbs or how to distinguish between sugar and fiber, we need to make sure we fill those knowledge gaps. Just in case you were wondering, Cindy knew both! - Resources: just because you know the basics, doesn't mean you have the ability to enact. Think things like food logs, grocery lists, recipe suggestions, or little fitness flip books :) - Motivation: just because I know what a triglyceride is and how to eat well (better), doesn't mean that I want to put the energy into it. Or maybe I do, but I totally give into my apathy. Anticipating my barriers could fit into this category (or others). - Confidence / Self-Efficacy: this is the "hell yes I've got this!" muscle. If you don't believe you're able to stick with it or do it "right", you're less apt to even try. Hint: YOU CAN DO THIS. And lastly, - Support + accountability: someone else that gives a crap, basically. Someone to support you when you're feeling less than motivated. Someone to hug you or encourage you or pat you on the back. SUPER NECESSARY. People have varying levels of all of the above. Maybe today, I have less motivation but I still know I can do it. So, just because I knooowwww I should've opted in for that grilled chicken, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to make that choice. The term "balance" can be achieved nutritionally by making better-for-you choices MORE OFTEN than you make the less-better-for-you choices. As Parmly always put it: you have 3 meals per day (give or take), 7 days per week. Choose better-for-you choices more. Notice I didn't say HEALTHY choices: people have varying definitions of healthy and I do not feel like my definition should necessarily be yours. For example, for myself, I'd 100% choose mayonnaise over ketchup because I believe that sugar in ketchup is simply the devil. To go into my definition just a bit: I believe that we can exist on vegetables, fruit (NOT JUICE), protein, and fats like nuts and fish and other omegas. I will always choose to opt for something with fat versus sugar. Donut or croissant versus cake or cupcake. Ice cream is in the middle. I opt for water and black coffee and would rather not ever drink my calories or anything artificially sweetened (except for the occasional Diet Coke). I don't mess with sugary mixers in my alcohol - vodka or gin and soda water...or wine. For the most part, I don't care about cookies or crackers or pretzels (unless they're fresh and soft) or pasta or cereal or bread or cheese or milk. I will, however, eat the hell out of a sourdough and havarti sandwich. Its not right or wrong per se, and I'm not saying that I'd counsel you to eat the way I eat. Its just what works for me. Find YOUR system. Make small changes. Take that bottom bun off if it doesn't bring you joy. Have half of that cupcake or cookie; the other half isn't going anywhere. Eat what brings you pure, unadulterated joy and happiness. Everyone has occasions to indulge: celebrations, special trips to places that you don't get to eat often. For example, Cindy LOVES the ribs from Duke's. She chose that meal yesterday because she truly loves it and doesn't get to eat it often. Her eyes literally had a twinkle in them when she was talking about those ribs - even before we left GA. When this affinity happens, ITS OKAY. When it's not okay is when you allow this every day...or every week, for that matter. Keep special occasions special. OKAY. Let me get off my soapbox. I just get passionate, I guess. In this moment, it feels really good that this stuff is my profession. At the end of the day, my personal mission is to help one person say "Heck, I can do this." Or, "Hey, this isn't as hard as I thought." Keeping my fingers crossed!