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[theirloveisgross]

Recent text chain between Harry and Louis on November 24, 2022.

Lou, are you there?

Yea baby what's up

Can you check on the photoalbums for a photo of Alessandro?

Sure why

I just want to post a cute photo I took of him last summer to my Instagram.

Oooo you're breaking character again

Bambi was my inciting incident.

Alright nerd . Is the photo the one on his porch

Mmm, no. One where he's got his hands on his face?

...

Did you find it?

...

Lou?

Sorry it's hard wugh me arm like this

I know, I'm sorry!!! Nevermind, okay? I'll find one on my phone, I'm sure.

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Thank you, love of my life and light of my world! I will make it up to you in a million kisses and thousands of cuddles and hundreds of blowies.

Only hundreds iwabt a million of those

Yes, whatever you ask of me, I will do, no questions asked.

H you sorta already do that to becfair

But there will be zero attitude. For a year, at least.

Haha well see about that

So you can write me a song about how obedient I am.

You think you clever

Send me a selfie? 🥺

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LOUIS! I'm in the middle of soundcheck! Someone could see my phone! Fuck's sake!

That didn' last very long

...sorry. You are so beautiful... I want to put my tongue everywhere and I want to eat you up (except your arm because... the screws).

Hahaha sgut up

Were you naked looking for the albums?

Yea was about ti shower when you texted

Okay, go. Sorry. You're the best. I love you!

Love you too

[theirloveisgross]

Harry: *finishes singing* Damn, I'm good! Wonder if he liked it... I'm gonna subtly wipe my chin on my left shoulder so I can see his react- HA! I knew it! I knew you were looking, Lou! Oh, yeah, right, now pretend your eyes weren't lingering on me, see if I believe it, you lil' shit. You're loving that I'm wearing this blue bandana tonight, and I know you want me to wear it all night long... Oh, now you're pursing your lips..? Imma give you something to purse your lips about. I'm going to fix my pants. That's right, grab the hem in the back and oop- lift that booty. All in place now. Don't think I don't feel the side stare you're giving me, mister.

i found this other angle first and it all just came out of my fingers, i'm sorry.

You&I 22/08 (added angle of this)

[theirloveisgross]

april 14, 2023

it's 7am, harry wakes up.

louis groans.

harry carefully takes out his yoga mat from the closet and rolls it out on the floor, and sits on it to meditate before his yoga routine.

it's 7:18, louis wakes up to go to the bathroom with the intention of going back to sleep after but catches harry in a... particular position (idk yoga, pick your fighter idc).

he sits down on the floor, in front of harry, a couple of metres away, waiting for him to finish his exercises because he knows better than to interrupt his sacred yoga.

it's 7:41, harry catches louis staring with a smirk, and look... yoga is all about the mind and stuff, but he's only human. he's okay with louis watching him, and is usually good at keeping his mind focused, but somedays louis just looks... like that.

it's 7:45, harry tries to keep his breathing in check... feeling louis' gaze more and more. and he knows his mind shouldn't be wandering this much, but come on! and louis has JUST lit up a blunt, fuck's sake.

it's 7:55, louis keeps looking at harry bending his body in all these positions he never learned the names for. louis takes a drag of the blunt he had just coincidentally found in the pocket of his sweatpants. he exhales, and looks at harry giving him a dirty look. he smirks.

it's 7:57, harry lies on his back on the floor, with his arms on his side. he then bends his knees with his feet planted on the floor and lifts himself off, arching his back a little. he hears louis do a chuckle sound, and he fucking knows why.

louis puts out the joint, puts it back in his pocket, stands up from the floor and walks the short distance to harry, and looks at him from above.

"do you want some help with that, love?", while gesturing with his thumb at harry's evident hardening bulge without breaking eye contact.

harry rolls his eyes, and his breathing speeds up, and he then collapses onto the floor.

"fuck, lou, i've told-"

but louis is now sitting on harry's stomach and you know the reeeeeeeest...

it's 8:30, harry has wrapped himself around louis, who's sitting on the floor with his back against the closet door. he feels like finishing the blunt, so he digs in his discarded sweatpants' pocket, and lits up. he feels his phone on the other pocket and takes it out. it's gonna be a while until harry wants to let go of him and stand up, so he goes on twitter.

i don't consider myself a writer, but sometimes my brain just... starts doing it (usually when it's very tired). i vomited this in our server, ended up liking it, fixed it a bit and posted it here. *shrug*

[theirloveisgross]

i see your harry got him it idea and raise you...it's actually harry's and louis took it with him on tour so he'd have something of home with him x i like both ideas lol

hahahahsa, yeah, could be, could be. but i do think they have separate closets (no pun intended) to avoid... umbro shirt (2020) situations.

and this is such a louis color. there's just something i love so much about the bright and light colors of harry's and the darkness of louis'.

it's the whole "i got us matching north face jackets, lou" all over again.

harry: look! i got you this dark green one! since you didn't like the light one. louis: harry, i have a similar hoodie from 28op. it's fine, you can keep it, luv. harry: but… *pouts* louis: why do you want me to have one of these so much? harry: because they're so cozy and they're always fresh and… i got it for you. that's enough reason. louis: *smiles in :>* alright, alriiiight. fine, i'll take it with me. harry: yes! *clenches fist in triumph* *puts on said hoodie* louis: what are you doing? i thought you wanted me to take it… put it in me bag. harry: it's better if it smells like me. *struts out of the room*

i'm sorry, anon. sometimes my brain does that.

[theirloveisgross]

harry on the phone with louis after seeing the video: "what do you mean you gave her back? ... louis, i think she was a gift for us. ... are you sure? ... but... did you ask? ... i mean they're always giving you so much, i think they were giving her to us."

[theirloveisgross]

Look, I haven't slept in 30 hours because too high on happiness and sadness at the same time.

At some point my brain decided to fart this and so... I'm sorry, but- this is not my fault.

Harry's Grammy beautiful outfits. Bring them in...

Coolcoolcool. Pretty colors, we clowned about them, we analyzed them, it's great. We said they were gonna be the Love On Tour color palette, and yes, it is. Green, orange, black. On merch, on posters. Cool, cool.

(I don't have the energy to look for better quality pictures). The blue/green/aqua (🙄) is the color that's not really there, but then again it'd be an inverted color of the orange, I think.

Then... where is the yellow and lilac?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

AND I KNOW, I KNOW WE HAD ALREADY CONNECTED THIS HOODIE TO THE GRAMMY OUTFIT. THE ONLY HOODIE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE THEME IN LOUIS' MERCH STORE. HE COULD'VE DONE PINK, BECAUSE HE'S DONE PINK, BUT NO, HE DID FUCKING LILAC. AND YELLOW.

So yeah, nothing new here, but it's the fact that- all the fucking colors are being used and I want to throw my laptop against a wall, you know?

Harry was probably like-

"Lou... Lou, you said I could do one."

"Harry, I already sent out the designs, alright."

"Yeah, but- But we said I was gonna wear three different outfits... and two were gonna be my already established colors... and the other you said I could do whatever colors I wanted... and you were gonna print them on your merch, for a little... mind game, ha."

"Fookin' hell, H. I was high, and y'know I don't think things through when I'm high. Then you fookin' went off and wore a lilac, pink, yellow outfit? Out of all the colors? They don't fit me aesthetic, yknowotimean."

"They don't... But... Isn't that the point?"

"*lights a cigarette* I guess it is, yeah yeah. Right, here. *gives H the iPad* Design it and send it. Hey-hey-hey, but do it on black, I have too much fookin' pink on there already. Ha-ha-ha-ha. They're gonna fookin' hate us when they see it, Haz."

"*focused on iPad* I think... I think they'll love us because we're giving them something... but they'll feel like clowns... yeah, they will hate us."

You sure are right, lil' shits.

[theirloveisgross]

"lou, i found the perfect sweatpants for you to wear"

"i'm not fookin wearing sweatpants on stage, haz"

"but look... they have a butterfly on them... y'know... and they're red! you love red!"

"harry, everyone will see me cock"

"... yes."

"*gasp* you cheeky little fucker"

[theirloveisgross]

okay, new headcanon rolling innn...

so they talked on the phone before harry went to bed, and harry's telling him about the punk rock coming out and how sarah's drumming reminded him of that one song from hot chip and he laughed with her when he started singing it, and he sings it for louis again so he remembers, and louis is fonding like a fucking idiot over facetime, and they hung up after whatever else they get up to and then louis starts listening to nutini, because that album is... so them. but he's not really listening... he just remembered that song of his that he loves that has those similar lyrics and he doesn't even turn up the volume, he starts playing it making sure it's the one he's thinking about, you know he's shit with song names sometimes, and so the chorus hits, and it is that one song! and he takes a screenshot, and the song keeps playing at low volume, while he scrolls twitter, until it ends, and the next song starts (another banger he loves). he then sends the screenshot to a sleeping harry, but then he thinks... yknow what? imma post it on my instagram stories too, hehehehehehe.

...

thanks @asolos0ng for spotting their annoying asses.

(also, fun fact: sarah used to play for hot chip.)

[theirloveisgross]

harry: ... louis: ...what? harry: what did you do? louis: what'you mean? harry: louis, your merch... uh... for latam... why..? louis: y'know how i love adding more random shapes to these so they go fookin' mental trying to figure it out. harry: right, yeah... i know that... but um... the colours? louis: well i thought i'd use these colours because a lot of countries in south america have them on their flags, yknowotimean. harry: i think... i think you're only touring in one of those though. louis: but it's fookin' representation, harold. it's important. harry: right... did you, uh... did ya look at my new merch by any chance? louis: yeah yeah, ofcourse, the houses, the flowers, your mustache, you cute, baby. harry: *grins* thank you! ... no, but um... did you notice the colours on the, uh, merch? louis: yes yes, a lot of yellow... and blue, of course. and- oh. harry: oh. louis: oh, shit. harry: yeah... louis: ... nonono, wait a fookin' second! harry: what? louis: this wasn't me. you saw all me merch plans for every leg before tour! harry: uh-huh. so? louis: so...? ... harry. you fookin' used the same colours! harry: i- what? no. i think it was... i think they said, uh, they wanted to go back to basics and, uh, use primary colors for simplicity. louis: but you knew about my latam merch. going out the same month of your little album! harry: well... i- um, i think i forgot...? fookin' hell! louis: *sighs* whatever, let them freak out. what's another fookin' coincidence? haha. harry: *sighs* true. um... but lou, you did not have to use a polo with the same colours the day after the album came out. louis: oooh, i didn't? is that right? harry: ...no. i mean, yes... *fonds* thank you. lou, they're gonna hate us. again. louis: they love us more. harry: mmmhm... i should say they do love you a little too much. *mumbles* pullingonyourshirtandgrabbingyourneckandtouchingyourfaceandhair louis: alright, alright, shhh. let them adore me, haz. harry: *pouts*

i'm just gonna... oh, look, this is a nice window. *flings herself out of it*