#'the zhentarim? i think i've heard of them somewhere' [is a zhent ardragon with specialties in legal dealings and investigations]
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this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.
#succ speaks#i just think it's funny that wotc constantly has NO idea how to handle half-elves from a mixed lens.#as much as i WOULD be happy that larian devs were there to say 'hey man people can be proud of their mixed heritage'#it's just funny as fuck to me that the first time i'm seeing this line is with mo fucking gathen.#the only funnier option is 3. this bitch is withering away there's nothing sexy about him unless u ask his actual party's paladin(s)#baldur's gate 3 kind of sucks especially early on but it's worth it to me to be funny while playing with friends who know this character#'hmm. i can't seem to recall what happened to elturel.' [finished the descent into avernus adventure path. was one of the adventurers.]#'the zhentarim? i think i've heard of them somewhere' [is a zhent ardragon with specialties in legal dealings and investigations]#the running joke is that he got mind flayer brain damage after a stat scramble and cannot find the right people for the life of him#this is so funny though. imagine i just became a small local hero and some nice girl i helped one time says she'll sing a song about me#and she's like 'what should i sing about' and i'm like. 'how about my mixed heritage.' LMFAOOOOO that's so out of pocket#like my friend is so curious and wants me to choose it because he wants to know what alfira's even going to DO with that like ????
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