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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Womanizer to Womanized 🙏

I know it would literally never happen, but whenever the speculation of who the next James Bond will be comes up, I can only think about how I would sell my soul to get a butch lesbian James Bond 😣

#i will make my own design at some point probably and she will be more masc #but i wanted to see what the various Bond actors would look like as women #and for some reason Sean Connery is the only one who's came out looking good????#like why is she kinda fine 😳 id let her womanize me #i think roger moore and pierce brosnan are too classically masculine handsome for faceapp to be able to do anything substantially good #and then daniel craig's features are too unique for it to be able to translate well #but sean connery.....kindaaaaa #i hate how faceapp makes the outfits fem as well UGH #so if the tuxes look a bit odd its cause i had to shoddily edit it back on #but anyways this was helpful bcs as i said my one oc Rüß is kinda already my vision for a lesbian bond so #if i tried drawing a design it would just end up looking like her #i think the top pic came out the best. i was like wait omg why does she actually look good #thirsting over a woman who doesnt even exist this is so sad for me #anyways random lol but i just think abt it often #bcs i get into joke arguments with my parents about it #like actually turning bond into a woman almost felt a little sacrilegious 😭(my dad loves bond movies)#but ill always bring up these two hypotheticals:#'the next bond should inexplicably be a masc lesbian' +#'bond should have a Bond Boy at some point or have to be a honeypot himself in order to seduce a man'#i always get shot down 😭😭 but i know deep down im right #catie.rambling.txt

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