#'that was weird. actually no it wasnt heres an explanation that justifies it that i just came up with. i was actually a genius all along

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hussie's author notes make me burst out laughing way too often

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Just finished LOZ:TotK, thoughts on the final climax below the readmore.

Overall positive thoughts, On the fifth sage, i didnt like her that much. She felt out-of-nowhere, and the flashbacksplenation of her powers as “allowing her to pull her soul from her body” felt sort of dumb when, literally all the sages pull their soul out of their bodies to assist link in battle already. It also felt disapointing that Paya’s explanation for how its not her amounts to “i need to be here to govern my village” when, Riju has the same problem and solves it with SpiritAstralProjection. I also think she gets in the way with Lynelfights, (im trying to mount the Lynel i just arrow-stunned not pilot the Mech), and i dislike the mech replacing the Mastercycle because the cycle was sleek and well-made mobility option, meanwhile its TOTK equivalent is this slow juggernaut that needs you to grind 500 charges for it to stop breaking down from batterylife issues) I honestly would’ve prefered having her lingering ghost as an NPC like Tutorial Rauru, and either have her ghost follow link like the SageProjections or have her ghostly remnant exposit to Paya/Tauro to replace her as a sage. I found the sage powers to be a hassle in this game compared to BOTW. Having to stop mid-combat to figure out which of the black-blue-blobs on my screen was Riju, having to chase her while she went off to fight a particular enemy, then having to wait for riju to charge her AOE, then having to shoot a target while Yonobo’s big round ghost is standing in the way and messing with my aim was really damn frustrating. i liked how sonia’s explanation about how recall works by “bringing back the memories of the previous states” justifies de-dragoning Zelda, and im happy they didnt go “flashback cutscene” to spell that out. DragonDorf was big, but he wasnt scary or interesting. (also “demon Dragon” felt weird as a name, i feel they should’ve gone  “dark dragon” to contrast with zelda’s Light Dragon) I like how Ganondorf uses links time-dodge shenanigans against him, but i dislike how his gloom now actually destroys the hearts instead of greying them out. (yes, its the apropriate when its the same power that Samus-ed us at the game start, but having a new gameplay mechanic dropped on us at the end feels unfair and goes against the games spirit of player preperation). I do wish there was a Post-Game state, and dont think it would’ve taken much to make that, you’d just need 2 things: 1- Change zelda’s saving from “Recalled into a pre-draconic state” to “liberated from within the dragon. (IE: Have Mineru use her Spirit Sage powers to pull the soul out of the dragon, who just mindlessly continues its path in the post-game) 2- put an NPC zelda at some of the major villages, (most of the zelda’s are just locked in a conversation with the Sages, Paya and Purrha, but Hateno has a routine as she moves between the school and her Home)

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#i dont think its ever mentioned if the uchihas had their own traditional clan names but if they did this would mean sasuke doesnt have one

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#5

itachis narrative follows through at first, but falls apart if you inspect it. his story's actually quite inconsistent...

like only focusing on his treatment of sasuke, we are told he did it to make him stronger. but its all very vague and a flimsy excuse for the sheer agony and torture it caused to the brother he loved. his character or backstory didnt seem to be finalized when he was first introduced..

nevertheless i do love the 'actually he loved his brother' storyline. its very tragic. his canon actions offer a lot for interpretation...

i read a fic where itachi loved sasuke so much he killed the uchihas because he felt thy were trapping him and wanted to see sasuke fly. hmmmm*

possibilities...(the love can be twisted too)

i feel like all the anti itachi portay him as too...overly willing to kill his clan? (for the sake of konoha) wasnt danzos ultimatum (either every single uchiha dies at roots hands..or only sasuke will be spared if he does it himself) playing a major part in his decision??...

anyways kishimoto did end up creating one of the most iconic characters of anime/manga...

so im not complaining ...i dont think the uchiha storyline would be as memorable without the twist

*(i love pre reveal itachi and sasuke fics. the explanations they make for the massacre are always so interesting...)

21 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

#4

lmao how itachi didnt even kill shisui, his best friend, but told sasuke to kill his to get the mangekyou sharingan.

what would he have done if sasuke had actually killed naruto (his best friend then) only to find out itachi lied about killing shisui for power

wow can you imagine how awkward that would be

37 notes - Posted February 13, 2022

#3

the sound era trio- orochimaru sasuke & kabuto are peak comedy potential

their dynamic is SO funny to me but theres barely any content around them??? hello??

like orochimaru with his weird fake politeness and sadistic amusement vs kabuto who cant stand sasuke (and vice versa) but he has to be nice bcs this angsty preteen is his masters next vessel vs sasuke whos just here power and really doesnt give a shit about the other two, except for when he wants to take out his teenage angst by bullying kabuto,

46 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

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47 notes - Posted May 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

it will forever baffle me, all those memes that paint sasuke as this dumb, idiotic character that knows nothing and is a selfish brat for wanting to kill his brother who loves him and power-obsessed for leaving to orochimaru, and then pretend itachi didnt have any part in that. that that was all sasuke, uninfluenced.

setting aside the question of (his intentions, if it made sense, what was a better alternative, was it morally justified etc.) its a fact that the one who made him that way was... itachi. he was the one who told him to hate him, to kill his best friend for the mangekyou sharingan, to grow stronger, to cling to hate and revenge, to come after him to kill him. 

he was the one who told him he lacks enough hate, called him weak, and repeatedly used tsukoyomi to make him relive the massacre and hate him, therefore want to grow stronger to kill him. he actively hid the truth and manipulated it to be that sasuke would never find out, even after death, he was the one who took the brush and painted himself a mindless villain, just to make him hate him. that was all itachi. that was what drove him to orochimaru, to leave konoha, to try and cut off naruto. 

sasuke wasnt somehow naturally that way, (on the contrary, he went after itachi right after seeing his parents bodies, stopped himself from killing naruto)- itachi had to constantly influence him to fester hate that way. it was literally all part of itachis plan! itachi’s!!! people just ignore that, fuck?

like i love itachis character too, i genuinely enjoy his and sasukes storyline. this is not an attack on his character. its just kind of irritating when people lift him up while putting sasuke down by like, exaggerating and making him out to be a pathetic spoilt brat of a character and pretend itachis the actual and only victim bcs how terrible to have a brother who you love but wants to kill you, somehow ignoring that itachi was the one who manipulated his brother? like yeah itachi was manipulated and under pressure too, but in terms of his and sasukes relationship he is the one who lied!!!

like i dont even care about his mistakes or whatever, i care abt sasuke being made out to be the "villain" in their dynamic

51 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

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hii i saw u answering about comp het and i thought maybe u can help me? well... im usually comfortable when i fantasize about sex with men if they are "manipulating" me, using me... and also, i'd have fantasies about guys' abs all the time, like, thats their body part that sexually excites me, but thats it. men’s lower parts disgust me. i wouldnt be questioning my sexuality at all if i wasnt penis repulsed, and picturing a real guy with me makes me wanna cry. im so confused

I’m absolutely willing to try but having been severely affected by comp het doesn’t make me an expert on it and if anything it might’ve made me a little biased (then again who isn’t). 

There are numerous reasons why a straight or bisexual woman would exclusively have fantasies involving a power imbalance (none of them healthy fyi) but it can definitely be a sign of comp het. It depends on what you mean by “comfortable” though. Does no part of it feel forced or unnatural to you (if you don’t compare it to how forced more “normal” fantasies feel)? Do you never feel like you have to put in effort to make yourself keep thinking about it, and do you never feel upset after you have? 

The abs thing is kind of weird but in my opinion it could be a case of basically reverse engineering your sexual “attraction”. I used to do a similar thing. Basically instead of “you are shirtless, I find your body attractive, I want to have sex with you” it’s “when you have sex you are shirtless, me seeing your body this way is sexual, I am supposed to find that attractive”. A shirtless man can represent a sexual situation and that can be exciting, especially if it’s just a hypothetical fantasy, without the man himself actually being hot to you. Abs also aren’t a strictly male thing so it’s easier to project sexual attraction where it doesn’t naturally occur. 

That’s me trying my hardest to find an explanation where this could be comp het though, I am very strongly leaning to that side because I don’t feel like anyone needs an explanation for “if you find male bodies sexually exciting you aren’t a lesbian”. With my answer I’m more trying to say “I don’t think it’s completely out of the realm of possibilities for you to be a lesbian”, not “this definitely sounds like comp het”. 

All that being said, if picturing actual sex with a real man makes you want to cry then that’s an obvious sign that that is not something you should ever do. People can disagree about whether attraction too minor to ever be capable of a healthy relationship still “counts”, and we can get into that but it honestly doesn’t matter here. Do not have sex with a man, the fantasies you have do nothing to change that it would be fundamentally unhealthy for you. You don’t have to try it to make sure, you don’t have to do it even if you do realise you are bisexual, and you don’t have to justify your choice in that to anyone. 

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okay man but seriously PLEASE listen to this fucking bomb ass final boss theme and cry with me over all this plot’s wasted potential how can this song NOT be for a return of analogman boss fight?? how can ‘the machinedramon virus’ NOT be analogman?? HOW IS THERE NO ACTUAL CONTINUITY IN THE DIRECT SEQUEL TO DIGIMON WORLD aside from fuckin bringing back grown-up mameo and letting him do NOTHING in the plot even god you deserved better you sweet bean son JUST LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG

i’d recommend fucking CRANKING THE VOLUME UP

how in the FLYING FUCK did they not bring analogman back when this thing LITERALLY SAMPLES AN 8 BIT VERSION OF HIS ORIGINAL BOSS THEME im so fucking upset why did i even get my hopes up

LOOK OKAY im gonna ramble my stupid ass ideas for a fixfic remake thing okay:

* give me SOME FORM OF GAMEPLAY where the various human assistant characters can ACTUALLY FIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU * give them ACTUAL SCREENTIME. give them fucking social links or dont put them in this plot at all! * imagine if this game had the same amount of plot effort as cyber sleuth did, imagine if it wasnt just the world’s most half assed excuse to force an open world game to follow a linear corridor instead T_T * imagine if MAMEO ACTUALLY GOT TO DO THINGS

okay my always eternal headcanon/hope/fanfic for what on earth would happen with Analogman in a sequel! he had that fucking awesome cathartic ending in DW1 where his own hacking machine backfires and seemingly kills him as he tries to log out from the digital world so my idea for an explanation of the ‘machinedramon virus’ in the postgame, and how he could come back in a sequel... analogmon wouldnt it be insanely DOUBLE cathartic if this ‘digimon are just tools’ guy ended up as a glitched out digital shade of himself after that accident? he’s stuck permenantly trapped in the cyber world, as one of the things he despises! And i can think of like a million different potential directions you could take his smarmy businessman design and turn that into a funky cool digivolution that still keeps shades of his old self. And he could potentially be way more dangerous this way, he could have spent all this time learning how to apply his hacking skills to manipulate the digital world even more than before, since he’s basically a sentient malware program now. I mean he was somehow able to make all the digimon get amnesia and leave the city in DW1 just by being a regular human with a digivice and some above average laptop skills! Imagine what he could do with a direct connection to the network! And enough hate to motivate him to get even more serious than before. Trapped here forever with nothing to even keep him going except the idea that some day that trash kid that defeated him will come back and he can take his revenge! and then imagine how fucking pissed off he’d be that he CANT even get to fight the grown up version of his arch nemesis, instead he gets defeated by ANOTHER naive brat who loves their digimon! Mameo could have way more direct connection to the plot if its like a dramatic contrast that he grew up and used his adulthood to act as a kind mentor to the new heroes, while analogman’s stayed frozen where he was and just become the embodiment of childish entitlement. oh, and it could be a cool way to add maybe a bit of complexity to a very selfish motivationless villain, like even if he’s still irredeemable it could be a bit pitiful to see him so deranged. And then maybe when you defeat him he could end up reincarnated as a digiegg just like everyone else, so its kind of a bittersweet ‘maybe he’ll make the right decisions next time’. Totes obscure reference here, but I always liked that ending for Blon Fal-Fotch Slitheen in that random ninth doctor episode of DW??? I mean it was such a cop out that they had her de-aged to a child through a contrived excuse that was never foreshadowed until that exact moment, but the idea itself was good and I think it worked well. She was a completely 100% evil bastard who chose it of her own free will, but you saw how she made her own life suffering through those choices. She lost her entire (equally evil) family and just felt lost continuing their stupid murdery moneymaking schemes alone, and they even had that really tearjerking scene of her actually taking pity on a victim and deciding not o kill them, yet ignoring her own epiphany. And the doctor’s REALLy great speech about how she was turning that moment into a way to justify her evil actions, instead of choosing to stop. “You let one go. Every now and then, when the mood is right, when they BEGGED, you decide to let one go. And that’s how you look at yourself in the mirror every morning, that;s how you kill THOUSANDS, because you congratulate yourself for once letting one go.” (paraphrased cos i cant find the exact quote, alas...) But yeah, thats why that weird episode Boom Town actually resonated with me a lot even if the framing around the ultimate message was kinda camp and weird. It really did feel kinda uplifting to see this horrible horrible person somehow get a chance to die and be reborn at the start. I always wished we’d get a followup episode someday to see if she really did take that second chance and make different choices in life, yknow? ... man this post has gone off on so many tangeants anyway the final boss should have been cooler. also this trash man is still and will forever be the most engaging digimon game villain in my opinion. Sometimes we all need to really cheer at an irredeemable bastard getting killed by his own laptop, yknow? AND WISH HE COULD MAGICALLY COME BACK FOR THE SEQUEL and GET STABBED TWICE. Seeeeriousllyyyyyy!!

sayonara, trash princess