#'suitable for first time buyers and investors' = 'youre either a schmuck or youre knocking this down. either way i get my money'
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I should make a tumblr blog to show off cute fucked up houses for sale here in ireland. The environmental storytelling on some of these is brilliant. The descriptions especially, some people are so bad at making a house sound nice its great
#'has charm' = roof actively disintegrating#'suitable for first time buyers and investors' = 'youre either a schmuck or youre knocking this down. either way i get my money'#'scenic rural location' = literally on an island. population 17.#front of house: is house#back of house: inexplicable circular gaping hole???? what fucking happened!!!
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