#'steddiemicrofic' challenge more like 'how much smut can i stuff into < 600 words' challenge

[stobinesque]

#eddie is winning and i'm impatient so i've already drafted the thing. #if steve manages to pull ahead in the next 4ish hours i'll just write a second one using the same premise but swapped. (tags mine)

well you all did it! free use/come-caked steve incoming tonight or tomorrow

eddie version here.

ETA: the Steve version now exists!

I can't choose, so help me out!

no you don't get any more context than that