#'so heizou based on your experience how long will it take for a human being to die after being punched really hard on the head'

[zhongrin]

KOHHHH ZHONGLIIIIIII MANJAIN AKU KOHHHHH ᰔᩚ ᰔᩚ ᰔᩚ /smacked

(i just woke up and saw this and this immediately made me swoon and grin so wide bye)

I just realized we all technically have the power to ask any questions on this site, and I never got to doing it. So....

[Points S.E.E.S evoker at you]

Who are the fictional characters you ship your mutuals to? Doesn't have to be necessarily their self-ship. I am deadass curious. Spill the tea, Imbibitor's lover—

We can lower that down, brynn- no need to get all aggressive now-

*cough* ANYWAY!

I'll list them down below, and if they're not accurate or you're actually gonna fight them rather than making out with the characters that i chose then yeah, that is probably my plan 😀 /silly

Oh and! I'll mostly be using genshin and hsr characters because yeah-

@beloved-brynn -> heizou and ratio. NGL, YOU + HEIZOU, OR YOU + RATIO, OR EVEN THE THREE OF YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE SO FUNNY AND CHAOTIC 😭☝️ they can counter your wild statements while also being the (somewhat) saner one but could also say smth wild as well. I could see you and one of em (possibly ratio) be like "oh yeah, the other day, i was eating my lunch while watching that gorey movie-" "what." "yeah, i was hungry at that time, so like why not yk-" (this is based on my real experience guys, guess which dialogue is me lmao)

@meimeimeirin -> hmmmm, koh zhongli maybe? Okay, let me tell you the reason why... it's simply because she NEEDS someone who can pamper her! I don't know where that conclusion came from, but yeah. Anyway, if we're talking about other characters, then i think welt, or even zayne from lnd could fit. Basically: "I need someone older, just a little bit colder." lmao (oh, mochi, did this conclusion came up because you know rin's the youngest in her family and now you ship her with men older (and more experienced) than her? whaatt... ofc not, haha-)

@leftdestiny-posts -> absolutely cannot see them with anyone other than dottore. Cute and kind but is secretly crazy "i want to watch the world burn" x The human version of the word 'crazy' "as you wish, my love" would be their dynamic, i suppose...? WAIT OH! I can actually see shiro with ayato or maybe sunday! I bet they would like such a cute, innocent-looking darling to control, but then they would get so surprised and maybe super interested into trying to control the darling despite how crazy the darling actually is- (shiro ily, if ur crazy then we can be crazy together 💐)

@navxry -> arlechinno, and maybe black swan. Yeah, that's it. No explanation needed.

@jessamine-rose -> hmmm, would it be weird if i say capitano? I don't know why or how did i get to that conclusion, but yeah. And maybe blade? IDK WHY I'M PARTNERING HER WITH CRAY CRAY MEN- SORRY JESS, I (subconsciously) THINK YOU CAN LIKE CALM THEM OR SMTH AJFIAWOF-

@stardust-for-your-soul -> funnily enough, i can see her with aventurine. They'll say sweet words that probably have a double meaning and also probably have a teeny tiny bit (maybe a lot lmao) of 'enemies to lovers' moment. (wow, cherry, your new bf is a gambler- /smack). But anyway, i could also see her be with march 7th who is so bubbly and sweet, and i'd think cherry would love to tease march hehe

@teabutmakeitazure -> ACTUALLY NGL DAN HENG????? He would listen to her ramblings and also help her write her fics. It just sounds so cute in my opinion lol. Other than dan heng (who is obviously the best choice), zuri would probably look into red flag charas, like... yeah, aventurine- but still tho, dan heng! But i get what zuri is thinking tho, red is such a sexy color- /smack

@harmonysanreads -> ngl alhaitham or kaeya would be cute if paired up with her! Idk where did kaeya come from, but when i thought about it, instantly "cute!". I think, harmony has this really 'weird' calming aura that could make those two charas just fell in love with how comfortamble she can make them feel. BUT LIKE IDK THO-

@fishanonishere -> Albedo...... i think? Fish, i know what you are- i mean like as in how chaotic and just how 'what in the world is this person thinking???' you are. With how calming and 'would jump into any interesting topic' he is, i think fish and him could be such a cute duo. Fish's ramblings and their drawings are some of the things that make him really interested in fish

[mysumeow]

Hi! Saw that your requests were open so I wanted to ask for one (that I’ve been thinking about for waaay too long 👉👈)

Could you, pretty please, write Tighnari, Wanderer, Heizou, Kazuha and Xiao with an anemic S/O? I’m anemic myself hehe

based on my own experience with it, I get agitated easily, I’m sleepy most of the time, I get dizzy, anddd I have a rather frantic heartbeat

sfw, fluff.

bulleted list. around 960 words.

a/n: ooh, this is my first request ever! ;v; So excited to fulfill it, anon! Hope you enjoy it ♥️ 

Tighnari 

Tighnari's pretty reliable when it comes to taking care of other people. Taking into consideration how he foresaw Collei's eleazar condition, he'll make sure you're taking your medication, cook you iron-rich meals, and so on and so forth. 

Also, he manages to maintain a balance that does not feel suffocating to you while also helping you keep your health in check. 

Whenever you start feeling dizzy, he'll offer to carry you on his back. It doesn't matter the place; he's not ashamed in the slightest to do that favor for you. If you don't want to be carried, he offers his arm too. 

He doesn't mind letting you use his tail as a pillow or use it to warm your hands. Tighnari prefers to warm your hands with his, but whichever decision makes you happier is more than okay with him. 

He carries some extra medicine and water with him when you go out. Yeah, you already carry your own, but there's no harm in having extras in case something happens. 

You can see he's generally cautious.

Kazuha

His nomad lifestyle is quite hectic; he has to move from one place to another, travel long distances by foot, rationalize supplies when confronted with unprecedented obstacles, and yet he prioritizes your comfort overall. Even if you assure him, it's not necessary to go through those lengths, he insists on telling you it's okay; he doesn't mind. 

Even if he's not as knowledgeable in botany as others, he's used to living among wildlife and knows basic remedies for general discomforts. This is crucial, when the closest town is kilometers away and if there's a shortage of medicine. 

Kazuha does this cute but also kind of corny thing when he notices your temperature dropping a bit more than usual. 

He takes your hands and places them on his cheeks, where he's indeed warm himself. It feels nice; his skin is soft, and the expression of pure adoration in his eyes melts you more than his body heat. 

If you're in the mood, he'll offer to cuddle you to warm you up too. 

Wanderer 

We all know he's not too honest about anything that has to do with his feelings. 

Which is funny when his actions contradict his claims of him being even remotely worried about you.

Something something weak humans blah blah (he's carrying you in his arms without you having to ask him to, and he's rushing to take you to the nearest hospital).

He looks relieved when the doctor says that you're okay and that it was just a moment of dizziness because of the temperature. Sumeru's climate is unforgivable, and the doctor reminded you to be extra careful.

"Have you already eaten?" "What about your medicine? Did you take it?" 

He claims he checks in with you solely because rushing from one place to another is bothersome and he has "things to do". (He doesn’t mind if he has to carry you again to the hospital when you need it.) (But he won't admit it.)

The moment you express anything about needing to restock your medicine, he's on his way to purchase more.

He even offers to cook you meals, despite him complaning cooking is a nuisance. Despite his complaining, as if he was forced to (he literally offered to and if you say no, he'll huff and roll his eyes and say that he doesn't trust your ability to take care of yourself), he pours dedication in what he prepares.

He's actually a pretty decent cook.

Xiao 

He becomes extra protective.

He knows humans are weak in comparison to his kin, but now that he knows that you have a delicate condition, he's scared to even so much as hold your hands. 

Which you assure him that you're not made of glass, and he can hold you without any inconvenience. He's not used to being softer with someone else since, for a good portion of his life, he's been engrossed with his duty to protect Liyue, but he tries his best.

Anything you may need help with, he's there within a moment's notice. Boy's not knowledgeable about your condition, but he'll do his best to aid you whenever you need it.

Xiao is, believe it or not, shy about physical touch. He must get used to it before he doesn't feel like his face will combust in flames the moment he feels your touch. Which is endearing because, when you're feeling a little too cold, you hold his hand, and you can feel it grow warmer the more you hold it.

On days he has some time to relax, you both spend extra time cuddling each other in bed. Xiao's heart is beating fast, and he's akin to a furnace with your touch.

Heizou

He has like a sixth sense or something. 

The moment you approach him to tell him you're feeling lightheaded, he's already offering his arm to support you and find somewhere for you to sit before you ask him anything.

"You want me to take you home, right?" 

How did he know that?!

One day, you realize you need to restock your medicine, and just as you were about to head out, Heizou returned home with what you needed. 

He's observant of every minuscule detail; he remembers your daily dosage and foresees when you'll run out of it. By the time you go, "oh, that was the last one..." Heizou's got your back. 

He might not seem like the type, but he can get anxious when you go out on your own without telling him. Not because he wishes to have absolute control over your autonomy, but because he knows you tend to be sleepy and get agitated with ease.

He finds you in a matter of minutes. It's sort of scary how good he is at tracking people down, but since his reasons for doing so are benign, you don't dwell on it.