#'sfw content creator' uhmmmm ok kopi. ok. you're doing g-great sweetie. uh huh. /j /silly

[zhongrin]

"simple: you don't. in fact, i'm saving you the trouble from thinking, so you should be grateful." ー al haitham, probably

"cursed yandere soulmate shit" sounds about right 👍🏻

i. i'm sure dain can cut down zhongli's meteors somehow (like that scene in one piece). right. r-rightー *sounds of meteor falling in the distance*

............ with the amount of copium in this post, we can sedate a human being for 1 whole month straight methinks.

comrade, yoou right, it's a whole manhwa by itself. he knows i'm a fan of reincarnation!au and is utilizing it to his benefits. what a smartass. i bet in that alternate universe when he's actually sane (well, as sane as he could be) he goes out to study runes and somehow finds a way to discover the yandere world with deshret/malikata reincarnation and teyvatpro shenanigans, and things just spiral down from there. remember kids, when you study ancient runes, you gotta be prepared to witness some mindfuckery!

OOC: damn it al haitham how am I supposed to emotionally recover from the fact you fricking bamboozled me into matching you up with Mei THREE TIMES IN A R O W????

This is some cursed yandere!soulmate sht. I thought I at least escaped 70% of my yandere acc's traces. How do I even explain this to Mister Zhongli? I'm not making a good case here since I'm 1) Khaenri'ahn and 2) have a history of being an internet gremlin.

HELP. I DON'T WANT A METEOR TO FALL DOWN—

Let's just. Let's just pretend the past never happened omg wow you got al haitham!!! He's so nice!!! He's not protective enough to install strange applications in your devices!!! He's also not the type who would plan ahead to make sure his soulmate will end up with him!!! (Copium)

At this point, Mei and Al Haitham has a fanfic worthy relationship. Him being King Deshret and her being Nabu Malikata in the past, then in the next modern reincarnation he's her deranged boss— and in an alternate universe he's (hopefully) a sane individual who drags her out just to study runes. It sounds like some bizarra manhwa 😔😔😔😔