#'read that on the back of a panty liner once' i think is my favorite quote from the entire show

[ben-crytalker]

fave deadloch out of context ep 1

[addictofsupernatural]

Domestic Bucky Headcannons

You guys own so many blankets. Don't ask me why, there's just no such thing as too much blankets to have with him

He cannot cook for the life of him, but he will devote himself for rinsing and cutting anything you ask him to

You will stand in doorways and act like you won't let him through, and he'll just kiss your cheek and hug you to spin you out of the way

It is impossible for him to not kiss your neck when he sees you on your laptop

You lean on his metal arm on a hot day cause it's so cool feeling, and he just soaks up the cling to him

Baths together are a must, at least twice a month

Sometimes when you guys are lazing around on the couch, he starts to massage your feet

It touched you so much that you bought a massage book and would occasionally massage his shoulders and back

Very touchy with you in your shared apartment

Literally cannot keep his hands off of you for no longer than 30 minutes if you're home

Chuckled out loud when you say that you had bought a blow up mattress for him

He brought you into a hug when you pouted out of embarrassment of the gift for him

It was to ease him into sleeping more comfortably and work his way onto the bed

Refused to let you sleep on the floor with him

You have an addiction to buying boardgames for the two of you

You can't help it, playing boardgames with him is one of your most favorite things ever

He becomes a little serious in the games but tries to cover it up and you love it

You buy him 40s music vinyls and put them up on the wall

He wanted to return the favor by making a CD collection for you of all the music you like

You bring him along to any shopping you have to do

You offer to just go alone with grocery shopping, but he prefers to go with you

Sometimes he even pushes you in the cart

Loves it when you ask him for his opinion, whether it be about clothing or buying house items

His opinion matters to you and the reminder of that melts his heart

You told him to loosen up when inside your apartment, so the next day he went up to you in his briefs and pretended not to see you on the couch and sat on you

"Oh, sorry about that. I was just loosely behaving inside my apartment."

You teased him back and said it was a good look for him

He finds it cute that you find every outfit of his nice, no matter if it's just a regular fitted shirt

You always come up with unique compliments to give him and it makes him feel so loved

He struggles with giving you compliments face to face that isn't just the typical "you look good"

He writes them down in his little journal and one day nervously asks if you can read them

You were so happy with them that you were showering him with affection the rest of the day and next

You sometimes wear his dog tags and words cannot describe how much he loves it

Relies on you to catch him up on the world

Whenever you sit on the couch you usually have your legs on his lap, which he rubs up and down

Other times you guys are just snuggled up chest to chest

You'll fall asleep on either arm, and it makes him feel special and trusted

You can't help it ^^ either his body heat is intoxicatingly comfortable or the metal is nice and cool

He once asked you why you would fall asleep on his arm, being that it's an extremely high tech weapon

You chuckled sleepily "You say that like I'm supposed to be afraid of it. There's no reason for me to be when it's attached to you."

He enjoys doing little things for you cause he feels lucky to be with someone like you

Opening jars is such a pleasure, you look so impressed and grateful

This man will suck up his pride for you any time of day I swear—

Need period products? Done

The very first time you asked him to get you pads the poor baby was so confused

People were giving him weird looks at his concentrated stares in the pad isle

That was when he remembered that it was for you, and you deserved the right kind

So he called Sam and only told him that he needed him at the store asap, so Sam flew over there to find him in this predicament

After a worthy amount of teasing, Sam showed Bucky the right brand and told him to buy size 4 just in case you have a heavier flow, and then panty liners too in case you have a smaller flow or to just use for the aftermath of your period

Okay story end cause I'm getting sidetracked oops–

He watches almost everything you want since he doesn't know really anything

You love to watch movie franchises with him just to see which of them will stick for him

He requires that you send him pictures of yourself on the couch or of your dinner while he's out on missions

Self conscious about taking pictures? Psh not possible

He will constantly tell you about how beautiful you are and how he loves having pictures to think of you by

He loves loves loves changing his screen savor and lock screen every so often, all pictures of you

The first few times you had to show him how to change the pictures, being embarrassed by him asking you to scroll through a whole ass album of you

You only really like taking pictures if it's with him, just as an excuse to have pictures of him

He rarely budges when you ask for a picture of just him T-T

Also, mans is like the worst picture taker

Blurry af

He'll feel bad if you ask him to take a picture of something and you were excited about it, it makes you fell so bad ^^;;

You will definitely be the picture taker

Does not matter how bad you are at taking photos, you are better than him

Sometimes he just stares at you because this man is head over heals, and it results in one or two things :

The first thing being that you smile at each other when you catch him and softly just "hi :)" "hi :)" and kiss him

The second thing would be that you get a little embarrassed because this man of perfection is looking so intensely at you, causing you to laugh and put your hand over his eyes "haha whattt?" "nothing ^^" and you kiss

Either way you give kithhh

[kleptosuperstar]

hiii so uhh i really don't think anyone will see this because...i literally have one follower but im kinda making this for myself because me and my cousin are going to the mall and a few stores around the city in a few days SPECIFICALLY to lift and I made a list of things that we both want PLUS some tips for these stores seeing as I DO lift from most of them a lot sooo..yeah

SPENCERS: a moderately easy store seeing as there are TONS of blind spots and LP isn't employed. To top it off, cameras are never monitored, however they are low-hanging and somewhat high quality. Usually only 2-5 employees but the store is almost always crowded so if you find a blind spot it's a free for all. They wont chase but might call mall security.

What we want:

h20 piercing cleaner x2

toy cleaner

jojoba oil

hemp oil

septum and nose jewelery (we will actually have to purchase this, seeing as if you steal the jewelery they hand to you they WILL know you stole no matter what. Plus the packaging is riddled with RFID tags)

HOT TOPIC: Not that many blind spots, but employees usually don't care and rarely count clothing articles, which may have a tag or two, so check for those. Cameras are never monitored and the stores usually have a large layout so just watch out for customers and employees, find a blind spot and throw a bunch of shit into your bag They don't chase! :D.

What we want:

distressed thigh highs

over the knee thigh highs with bow

black fishnet lace thigh highs

black and white stripe arm warmers

black fishnet fingerless gloves

black floral tights

CLAIRE'S: whew lawd. I really really want to be helpful on this one but Claire's is a laughably easy place to lift from. No cameras, usually only 1 or 2 employees and if one is giving a piercing it's a free-for-all. THEY HAVE MIRRORS SO AVOID THOSE. My favorite blind spot there is behind the register if there is no one there, and that's all I have to say there.

What I want: (she doesn't want anything from Claire's apparently🙄)

Headphones

A tiara

Nail polish

VICTORIA'S SECRET: first of all lol, i feel ZERO shame in lifting from them. Please note that they do have cameras, and their SAs are trained to look out for shoplifters, however most of them are just confused college girls lol. Panties are NOT tagged. What I like to do is take a medium sized empty makeup bag and put it in my purse, and once I arrive to VS i put the makeup bag in the tote, I also drop my phone into the tote. I go around the store, picking out panties that are my size and i drop them so they can fall directly into the makeup bag. I do this with as many as I can fit into the bag and I do this with small makeup items as well. Once I'm done, I reach into the bag as if I'm looking for my phone (which i dropped in earlier) and that's the moment when i zip up the zipper of the makeup bag and pull out my phone immediately after and pretend to check the time and say something like "Damn, I gotta go. I'm late." Or something like that. Put the makeup bag in your purse and play around on your phone as you exit the store. And that's really it :) I rarely lift bras from there anymore so I can't REALLY help you there.

What I want:

a bunch of panties and some lip gloss!

BARNE'S AND NOBLES: I've never lifted from this place but I know friends who have. I'll give you the tips they gave me. There are cameras, and they are being monitored, but there are PLENTY of blind spots seeing as it is a very large store. The kid's section has no cameras tho, so if you're like me and look younger than you are, this could be for your advantage. No one expects you to steal when you're vibing in the kid's section. Most books have RFID tags, and hardcover books sometime have books engraved in the cover, so watch out for those. Most manga, some magazines, and just overall 99% of the books are tagged. Get what you want, flip through them and look for RFID tags while pretending to "read". If an employee sees you sitting down "reading" they won't suspect you unless they actually see you ripping out the tags. The worst that could happen is that they could ask you to move out of the book aisle so other customers can come through, if that happens, simply find another blind spot. Slip them into your bags like they're yours as SOON as you know they're rid of RFID tags. They won't chase, but probably will try to get you back into the store and if that doesn't work they'll try to get a license plate number or give your description to the police, neither usually goes anywhere tbh.

What we want:

fire force volume 1

fire force volume 2

fire force volume 3

fire force volume 4

Akame Ga Kill

Soul eater

Black lagoon

Kakegurui vol. 1

The seven deadly sins volume 1

Spy x family 1

Spy x family 2

Spy x family 3

Black butler vol. 1

Black butler vol. 2

Black butler vol. 3

Black butler vol. 4

Wotakoi vol. 1

Wotakoi vol. 2

Gangsta

Dictionary of witchcraft

The anatomy of the occult

Charms, spells, and formula

Moon spells

Gothic beauty magazine number 19

Nocturnal witchcraft

Necronomicon

The good witch's daily spellbook

A big book of practical spells

Any book on astrology

Gothic grimoire

Shingeki no Kyonin

Ulta: The second store I've ever lifted from. This store is easy, but not laughably. I feel like this would be a starter for babylifters. This store has mild LP, so watch out for those and NEVER EVER EVER conceal in front of customers, you should never do this in general but especially NOT in an Ulta. Get to your blindspot and make sure to detag depending on what you plan on lifting. Those mfs at Ulta tag like crazy. Put everything in your bag and remember to NEVER get too greedy at this store. They have a STRICT, VERY VERY STRICT no chase policy.

What we want:

better than sex mascara

lipstick

eyeshadow

makeup brushes

black liquid and stick liner

pink liquid liner (if they have it)

bronzer

brown eyeliner

eyeliner pencil

maracuja oil

any colorful eyeshadow pallate lol

WALMART: My walmart is so easy it hurts. Maybe about 5 cameras throughout the whole store to my knowledge, so the whole thing is basically a blind spot. The makeup aisle is heavily monitored tho so whenever I'm over there I make an effort to never look up to those cameras. Grab whatever you want/need and AVOID EMPLOYEES!!! they're everywhere. As well as customers. They are the two most annoying problems I've ever had lifting from a Walmart. I've noticed that aisles where you get things such as building materials are the most empty with no cameras. People usually only go to walmart because the food is cheap, so there are a lot of families who are usually only at one side of the store. Its rare that people ever need materials like those so seek out aisles like that to use as a blind spot. Wal-Mart doesn't seem to tag that many things, but ALWAYS check no matter what store you're at. If you're lifting something on the expensive side, just check for that.

What I want:

kinder buenos x2

sugar free monster energy

paint

paintbrushes

black lace

blue eyeliner

blush

nail polish

socks

THE DOLLAR TREE:

Pretty easy store tbh. The cameras are fake, and if they aren't they're never being monitored. I don't know about ALL layouts but mine has SO many blindspots it's crazy. If you're just looking for a snack, some makeup, or maybe a meal ? (Yes, you can get a whole meal if you lift enough stuff) then the dollar tree would be your place of interest. There are almost no employees walking around the store. There are usually only 2, and they switch between working at the registers and cleaning out the front of the store or whatever. Honestly this store is so easy just stuff shit in your bag lol. Even if you get caught they won't chase or call the police. Their stock is WAYY too cheap for that. I go there to steal candy or makeup brushes which is usually not worth paying for anyways so this is a beginner store. Knock yourself out ;)

What I want:

literally anything i see there that i want😭

welllll if you actually made it this far, thank you so much! I hope this helped someone and I hope one day I can make a master list of stores myself instead of just picking selective ones but this was all i was able to do :( i really REALLY hope this helped someone lmao just remember

✨ if its chain, its free reign✨

[delciasustains]

In the last two years, I have spent $0 on menstrual products, and produced <1 lb of menstrual waste.

Yes, you read that right.

So, how did I do it?

I present to you: the Menstrual Cup and the Reusable Pad

The Menstrual Cup

The menstrual cup is, arguably, one of the most just and unifying products out there. In all reality, there is no reason to oppose a menstrual cup aside from the brief training period (which often involves the “I think it’s stuck” phase and quite a lot of hands-on activity in the shower) and its original cost (which is roughly $39.99 for the Diva Cup brand). So maybe in the past 2 years I have spent $40 for a menstrual cup, but overall I’m not counting that into my total. ;) All in all, this product reduces waste, doesn’t involve putting treated cotton or other strange/harsh chemicals in your precious va-jay-jay, and lasts a long time.

While this has definitely been the ‘talk around town’ in terms of empowering environmentalism and ecofeminism, the menstrual cup definitely is a bang for the buck. Not only is it reusable for up to 10 years, but they can be used for up to 12 hours (with no risk of TSS!) 

(Source)

So, how do I wash and take care of mine?

1. Evening showers I will put my diva cup in in the morning and remove it during an evening shower, where I can easily dump all of its lovely contents down the drain. Huzzah <3 If you are trying to reduce your showers, or have varying shower times, you can easily take it out and empty it over a toilet, but it is much messier and involves having to actively run to a sink with diva cup in hand. I have done this multiple times, but still will opt for the evening shower. Then, I wash it with some Castile soap or whatever I have on-hand and hang/rest it to dry until morning. <3 In the meantime (i.e. overnight) I will use a reusable pad, which I will discuss more below. 

Diva cups are also a fantastic option for overnight use, so do not hesitate to put it right back in after emptying it in the evening! However, regardless of how often you empty and reinsert, make sure to wash it once daily, and with a gentle/non-fragrance cleanser.

On that note, it can be recognized that we are all different shapes and sizes, and this product may not have the best fit for everyone. I am one of those people, and my diva cup is regularly leaking on me. I have been using them for 2 years, and I have purchased almost all of the sizes, and it still leaks here and there. Luckily, I have found a zero-waste and low-budget solution for that too!

The Reusable Pad

Reusable bamboo pads have to be one of my favorite products as well. Not only are they super comfy and often come in cute designs, they are also much better for you and the environment (lasting up to 5 years!). These bad boys are able to absorb a hefty amount of fluids, while also locking away moisture and bacteria unlike anything a one-time use pad could do because they are made higher quality and with no plastic! However, these products are trickier for women to get the hang of, so here are tips and tricks for how I have done it for the past few years.

How do you wash it? Isn’t that pretty gross?

While the idea of wringing blood out of a pad sounds pretty gnarly, it is actually not bad at all (and something most women in the world still do today!) Of course, if you take it off and tuck it away in some bathroom cabinet, then it won’t be a surprise if it gets a little gnarly. However, this is my step-by-step guide to maintaining yours in the easiest way possible

1. Wear it when you need it! - I’m the type of person who leaks form my menstrual cup typically on day 1 and day 2, but after that I’m gucci! Sometimes, I’ll just wear black underwear and call it good (lol!) I also wear a reusable pad at night instead of a diva cup. Because of this, I tend to use about 4-6 in the first few days of my period, and I’m lucky enough to have fairly light and short periods. I would suggest purchasing a pack of 7 or more reusable pads, since we tend to push the laundry until the end of the week.

2. Wear for no longer than a few hours This is going to depend woman to woman and on flow/day of the week, but if it starts getting uncomfortable or odd-smelling, then it’s time to wash! Often times, if you simply do not have time to wash them right away, you can place them in a sealed bag (and folded) until you’re ready to wash them. Be warned though - you don’t want to leave them in there for too long because I can promise you, things will grow!!! Right after use (or if you want to wait until the evening when you’re all settled) you will want to rinse and wash all of them. So, how do you wash them?

3. Washing!

You will want to submerge them in water and wring the blood out, until the sink bowl water starts to run clear. Then, you can take soup (literally any soap -- I use Castile soap sometimes or literally just hang soap sitting by the sink) and rub it into the pad. Sometimes, I scrub in circular motions with my fingernails or finger pads, and it helps to pull out anything left in there. 

Afterward, you can submerge it a few times again, and push soap and water out from one end to the other (down the length of the pad). This helps ensure you are running water through it. 

Lastly, wring it and hang it in a breathable place! While they can be used again after they are dry, I personally only wash them to prevent any smell or bacteria until laundry day, and will throw them into my hamper when they’re dry. Sometimes, I will also wash all of them right before doing laundry. They are washer and dryer machine safe!

Over time, you get the hang of washing them, and of knowing when to wash them too!

Okay, I’m convinced. Where do I buy them?

While I personally got mine from Amazon and spent about $20 on them, I would encourage everyone to locally source their products if possible. Another friendly service which empowers small entrepreneurs is Etsy. These are some of the amazing products they provide in terms of reusable pads!:

Reusable bamboo panty liners if you spot (like I do!) and want something thin and discreet, 3 for only $8 (and they come in increments from 3-24) by creator TheRainbowEucalyptus

Overnight organic bamboo/hemp/cotton pads for $8.50, including a variety of customizable lengths! by creator sacredspiralcreation

Organic bamboo charcoal fleece variety pads, by creator MamaBearBabyWear. There’s so many options!!

Conclusion

Hopefully this information provides insight into my zero-waste menstruation process, and inspires you to make that shift as well! While sometimes people ask “why wash pads so often?” or are reluctant to use products like menstrual cups and reusable pads because of the direct nature of them, I believe it gets us in touch with our body, our bodily autonomy, and staying attuned to our bodily processes. Yes, it’s easy to just throw a tampon in and call it good (and not even have to get your hands dirty!) but then it is much more difficult to see flow cues and even cues your body may be telling you. If the environmentally-friendly, empowerment, and cost-friendly aspects aren’t enough to convince you, imagine being able to constantly brag about not having spent a penny on menstrual products for years to come! Score!

Overall, I would recommend these products, and I am always available through messages or delciasustains@gmail.com if anyone has any questions or would like to talk about it. Good luck on your sustainability journey!!

xx

[eirgoddessofdarkness-archive]

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S BLOOD TYPE: Well she has Aesir blood so I don’t think there is a specific type. That being said, I’d assume it’s non-specific and can be used as a universal donor among those on Asgard. HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR MUSE HANDLES REJECTION?: This depends. I feel Eir would either take it well or it would break her completely. I mean, this is why she doesn’t or rather hasn’t admitted her feelings for Loki, she doesn’t even want to think how it goes. WHAT MAKES YOUR MUSE JEALOUS?: Not many things make her jealous, but I suppose the freedom that other individuals get is a big part of that. Also the fact that she could never be considered to marry royalty. WHAT’S A BAD HABIT YOUR MUSE HAS?:  She is a lip bitter. A major one. Especially when the stress gets to her. When she’s on Midgard she eats lollipops to stop it, so also eating lollipops to stop other habits. She also can  talk very meanly about herself, but never in the presence of others, when she does something wrong or something goes wrong. A PRIZED POSSESSION OF YOUR MUSE: A ring belonging to her mother. It was her mother’s wedding ring to be precise. ANY MEDICAL CONDITIONS?: While Eir has no physical conditions, she does have anxiety and depression, although she has never admitted to anyone except Einar about her depression. Not even Loki.

QUESTIONS FOR THE MUSE TO ANSWER

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: “I would be fond of the colour plum, but also teal. I think they’re lovely colours.” WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD: “I assume by this you mean for a main course or a starter? I actually love melon, specifically honeydew melon. I think it’s such a sweet starter. If you meant food in general, however, I like cake. Or rather icing that’s on the cakes.” SKIING OR SNOWBOARDING?: “I’ve never done either actually, but I like skateboarding so I assume snowboarding is somewhat similar? It looks cooler.” WORST INJURY YOU EVER GOT?: “Umm... I don’t feel comfortable answering this question honestly. But the one below that is that I’ve been near an explosion and nearly lost an arm once.” EARLY RISER OR SLEEP IN?: “I normally rise early because of work but on my days off I don’t wake up until mid afternoon... Although it isn’t a sleep-in if you go to bed late.” VIDEO GAMES OR BOOKS?: “Both. We don’t have video games on Asgard, but the young Spider and Ant have been showing me and teaching me all about them. I run a town as a mayor in one of them” SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU CRY?: “Thinking about my mother or any of the times I’ve lost Loki.” SOMEONE YOU HATE? WHY?: “Hate is such a strong word... Despise. Now there’s a word. I despise my step-mother and father. He didn’t wait even a century before he remarried after my mother’s death. Lorelei just... she tried too hard too soon.” Sigh. “There are others I just haven’t created a list.” PHOBIAS: “I’d rather not say. Who knows who could be reading this and how they could use it against me.” FAVORITE SODA?: “That’s easy. I like sparkling apple juice or Vanilla Coca-Cola.” FAVORITE DRINK IN GENERAL?: “Tea. Without a doubt. I like brandy too but I only get that on Midgard.”

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: “Well, today I had honeydew melon and some toast, but I was in a rush.” WHEN IN THE SHOWER WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: “Normally I wash my hair first, but sometimes, if I’m being lazy, I do my legs first. It depends. I always wash myself last, however. That’s a constant.” 3 ITEMS IN YOUR TOP DRAWER?: “3 items? Let me have a look first... A collection of quills I never disposed of, origami paper and a photo of Loki, Thor and myself from our time on Midgard.” WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW?: “Very comfortable underwear. Nothing sexy about it. Just comfy and cute. I’m also trying out those bralettes things that they have on Midgard as they are easier on my back.” STOCKINGS OR LEG WARMERS?: “Stockings. You can get so many kinds and some are fun to wear.” Wink. (Eir no!) SUPERHERO NAME: “Well, when I was with the Avengers I was called Nurse. So I guess nurse?”

SUPER VILLAIN NAME: SONG YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: “Well mun was letting us listen to what I wanted, which meant we were listening to darkwave to relax, but now she has on her music. So we’re listening to Andante Andante by ABBA.” WORST JOB EVER?: “I’ve never had a bad job. I haven’t actually worked at anything other than a healer or alongside the Avengers.” BEST JOB EVER?: “Well, I mean, a healer? Or a librarian, it looks fun.” WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?: “I wouldn’t say I have a type. I mean, there is quite a difference between my first love and my current one. Someone tall and kind, knowledgeable in areas I am not with an eagerness to teach me all about it. A love for books perhaps? I have a thing for dark haired individuals, and I like long hair. It’s good for petting. Sometimes a beard... I’m really going off tangent I think.” WHEN GIVING SPANKINGS, I USE: “I never give spankings in any sense.” EVER BEEN THROWN OUT A WINDOW? WHY?: “I believe I have once but that was to escape Odin’s wrath. Loki threw me out of it. I asked him to do it though.” DO DOGS RANDOMLY SNIFF YOU?: “Yes but for a good reason! I carry treats in my pockets.” WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED RIGHT NOW?: Deep blush. “Nothing important. Just a box or two. Storage purposes you know.” WHAT KIND OF DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: “Nothing.” LAST PERSON TO GIVE YOU AN ORGASM?: “Einar or myself.” DO YOU REGRET WHAT YOU’VE DONE?: “Sometimes. I can’t help but wonder how things would’ve been different if I had done something else. The problems of an overthinker, I guess.” YOUR BEST PICK-UP LINE: “I rarely use them. In fact I didn’t use them until I started my relationship with Einar. Now I use them to cheer him up. My favourite has to be ‘Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?’” ANY ROOMMATES?: “Yes, Einar. He only recently moved in actually... I don’t know if you could call the other people who live in the palace roommates.” ARE THEY SEXY?: "I mean, have you seen Einar? I swear I’ve seen some princess fawn over him before Thor. There is also one other individual in the palace who gets a yes but I won’t say who.” WOULD YOU STEAL A KISS FROM THEM?: “Of course I would. In the past I may have said yes to this from other palace individuals.”

CHOOSE BETWEEN BOXERS OR BRIEFS: “Briefs if I had to choose.” PANTIES OR THONGS: “Panties, no further questions.” COKE OR PEPSI: “Pepsi.” DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE: “Submissive or neither.” DOGS, CATS, OR BOTH: “Both. I love animals. I also keep cat treats in my pockets too.” C4 OR DYNAMITE: “Dynamite. Launch that fucker.” (Eir, language) CATCH PHRASE OR ONE-LINERS: “Both. Depending on what it is of course.” DAY OR NIGHT: “Nighttime~.” STAR WARS OR STAR TREK: "I like Star Wars but I’ve only seen the reboot of Star Trek and a few episodes of the Patrick Stewart era. So it’s one sided really. SPANKING OR WHIPPING: “Umm... well, if you mean sexually... spanking. But I never do it. I don’t like pain too much.” CAKE OR PIE: “Cake because icing.” ZOMBIES OR VAMPIRES?: “Vampires. Zombies are scary.”

Tagged by: @dearlokigodofmischief Tagging: @siiilvertcngue @i-am-the-bamf @alibi-white (because Alibi) and whoever else wants to do it

[jagiyaa-a]

GOT7 reaction | being asked to pick up tampons

Written gender neutral for the inclusion of transmen and anyone else with a menstruating vagina. 👌🏾

Authors Note: lol So this is actually the result of a conversation I'd been having with my friend. I read a lot of reacts about them being asked to pick up pads, and I'm always like, am I the only person in the world that wears tampons? And I mention it to her, and she's like, why don't you just write one? Keep in mind that she doesn't know about this blog of mine. I'm like, I don't wanna, but then I jokingly started writing it to her anyway. And here it is! I started with Jackson so you'll see what I mean when I say "jokingly" (or maybe you won't because maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am). My friend said to it "I'm gonna need him not to be so in tune."

Mark

>> mark >> i'm sorry >> can you pick me up some tampons? << sure >> and ice cream? >> the individual ones with the chocolate on the outside << got it! >> i love you so much  ❤️❤️❤️ << i love you more 😘

Jaebum | ᴊʙ

JB shot you a text to let you know he was on his way to your apartment after finishing up dance practice. He wasn't surprised when you responded back immediately, but was a little unprepared for your request. "can you pick me up a box of tampons plzzzz??? >_< !!" It read. He quickly replied with a thumbs up emoji and walked into the nearest drug store. When he reached the unfamiliar feminine hygiene aisle, he stared at the wall of protective... stuff. What color was the box of the kind you used? He'd seen it under your bathroom sink a few times but never committed it to memory. Realizing he'd been scowling at tampons, pads, and whatever the hell a menstrual cup was for longer than appropriate, he gave up and took a picture and sent it to you. "Circle the one you want". He received your response within 30 seconds, grabbed the box and headed to the register. Jaebum avoided eye contact with the cashier as he checked out, then headed home to his love.

Jackson

Jackson Wang, boyfriend extraordinaire was perusing through the organic vegetables section of the grocery store closest to your place as his phone let out a gentle ding. He reached into his pocket and immediately saw the notification on screen: "Period starts in 1 day!" He unlocked the phone to send you a text.

< hey babe, the period calendar app just reminded me that your period starts tomorrow. need me to pick up some tampons and panty liners??

>> !??? >> wtf >> you have a period reminder app?? why? >> also, yes please 😊 << i like to be prepared >> ...thank you? << no prob babe! see you soon!!

Jinyoung

Jinyoung was already at the store when you texted him to pick you up a box of tampons. He looked at his phone incredulously, before sighing and walking over to the aisle of what you need. He glances at all of the boxes, having flashbacks to the times he'd done this for his sisters. He grabbed your favorite ice cream and some painkillers before leaving the store. Once he got to your apartment, you took the tampons and rushed off to the bathroom. When you returned, he was already dishing out ice cream. "Park Jinyoung, you're he most amazing boyfriend in the world." He smirked confidently and placed a kiss your cheek.

Youngjae

You had texted Youngjae earlier today telling him that you weren't feeling too well, letting him know that he didn't have to come over because you'd be not much fun. Of course he said he'd come over anyway, and he didn't need you to be fun- he'd take care of you like a good boyfriend should. Once he was all done with his light schedule for the day, Youngjae headed to the store to grab anything you might need. Ingredients for soup, tea, hot chocolate, stomach medicine, pain medicine, DayQuil, NyQuil, pads, tampons, tissue box, heat pad, cold pack. You name it, he's got it for you. He arrived at your place to find you burrowed under your poofy blanket. "I'm here, baby" he began softly. "I brought supplies. Are you hungry? I can make soup. Ah, and do you want tea?" You whimpered in response. He knew you well enough to know that you meant no harm, and he went off to the kitchen to begin preparing your dinner. Several minutes passed until you walked into the kitchen with your blanket wrapped around your body. You leaned forward and put your head on his back. He turned around and wrapped his arms around your shoulders as you nuzzled into his chest. "Youngjae, I'm sorry. You've already done so much." He assures you that it's okay, that he's honored to be able to be here for you. "I need... I need tampons" you reply quietly, still not looking up at him. "Oh!" He exclaims, then goes to rummage through the bag on the counter. He removes your preferred brand of tampons AND pads. You drop your blanket and squeeze him into a hug. "You're amazing, Youngjae." He wraps his arms around you with a happy smile on his face.

BamBam | ᴋᴜɴᴘɪᴍᴏᴏᴋ

It wasn't uncommon for BamBam to call you on his way to your place- he had a lot he liked to talk about so why not start as soon as possible. When he called you this time, he was greeted by your frustrated whine. "Bammie, I need a favor." "At your service." "I need you to pick up some tampons for me. Pretty please! I'm desperate and very sorry." He responded that it was no problem, and let you go at you're request. When he entered the store, he was approximately sure of where to go since he'd been with you a few times on the same errand. He entered the bright aisle and quickly located your brand. Regular? Super? Super Plus? He didn't know what any of that meant, so he grabbed one of each. On his way to the counter, he grabbed your favorite chocolate, then paid and left the store without a fuss.

The shower could be heard as soon as he walked inside your apartment. BamBam knocked on your bathroom door and announced that he was going to set them on the counter. You called out a thank you. When you got out of the bathroom a few minutes later, your boyfriend pat his lap to have you sit down. Once he had you in his arms, he slipped the chocolate into your hand. "You're the best, BamBam!" you said as you straddled and wrapped your arms around. He was actually pretty excited to have helped you, but even more excited for all the attention it got him as he launched into the story he wanted to tell you earlier.

Yugyeom

You and Yugyeom had been cuddling on the couch when you got up abruptly to and walked into the bathroom. He paused the movie and laid down on the couch, stretching beyond the space you previously occupied. Absently scrolling through his Instagram feed, Yugyeom dropped his phone onto his face with a start when he heard your defeated? frustrated? groan from the bathroom. He approached cautiously and knocked on the door. "You okay?" "I'm out of tampons" was your teary response. "Want me to go get some?" "Please" you sniffled, and off he went.

Yugyeom hasn't considered how embarrassed he was about the entire ordeal until he'd purposely walked past the aisle twice. You sent him a picture message of your empty box to aid him in his search, and he entered the aisle with renewed, though wavering confidence. The box was black with some colors? Okay! He saw a soft container matching that description, grabbed it in a hurry, went through the u-scan checkout, and was out the door within 4 minutes. When he got back home, he knocked on the door which opened a crack before you arm reached out and grabbed the bag. "Thank you!" you say as he walks back to the couch to await your return. His phone dings with a text from you...

>> yugy, these are pads

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