#'okay levi but this theory has holes because-' SHUT UP. im giggling.

[bireggiemantle]

blah blah blah riverdales lack of continuity aside season six having jughead die from the first born plague means that gay charles CANNOT be his brother, which poses the extremely funny theory that alice straight up lied about who her bastard sons father is. and I know she is not above that. I fully believe alice orchestrated the fp is the father lie as both a way of fucking with betty and a man of getting back with fp and I support her for it 150000%. charles' real father is probably just some off screen and irrelevant man OR there is the funnier option of his dad having been hal the whole time and alice just lied about the timeline of their relationship too.