#'ok that's three delayed heal spells uuuh speak with animals... summon greater animal. 5 defense spells... greater illusion transmutation
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I want like 10 seasons of this ending with a dragon realizing how powerful the human that kept visiting them is by the end of the journey.
it'd be so funny, like how goldfish don't have to be that small
"so it all started when I kept feeding him low level monsters, and then he defeated those easily, and so I gave him some more. after some time, it got to the point where I think he can bend time and teleport now, what should I do?"
#if it's rpg/ttrpg logic#damn#time*exp/monsterplayerleveldifff#that shit gets wild.#hell even if it's just magical#'oh hey how cute the human can cast a fire ball'#'... did it just blow up a city'#headcannoning humans are like really bad at understanding magic#and no one taught them the proper ways so now you have these humans casting incredibly dangerous spells like it's nothing#like 'heal wounds' actually gives you cancer in a hundred years if used often but humans rarely live that long#and when they do it's because they're doing shit like selling their soul to a demon or#I dunno#becoming a lich#which at either point#cancer doesn't really matter#hell depending on the demon#cancer might be the norm#also simplified spells taught to them because they should be easy to understand chained together in massive spells that are to big for thei#own good and end up stacking multiple effects together in ways people who aren't used to doing human spell casting aren't prepared for#'ok that's three delayed heal spells uuuh speak with animals... summon greater animal. 5 defense spells... greater illusion transmutation#of the flesh variety#to metal#heat metal 50 times#compress gas#command undead#wait#SHIT RUN#'#'nothings happened... what was the greater illusion for?'#meanwhile that's just like a normal spell taught to people who are becoming war mages
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