#'oh the beach is fun! the river is fun!' sometimes theyre fine but sometimes i nearly DIE and i do not like that gamble!!!
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honestly i dont think i could ever have more than two alcohols at a time because throwing up is very upsetting for me and i would very much like to avoid it at all costs
#and like. i can only have one of the alcohols that arent mixed with other things at a time because those burn my throat too much and so i#think if i had more than one then i might not be able to talk without it hurting and that would suck#the undiluted ones are like water that way you know?? if you have too much it burns and it kinda burns at first too but not too badly#unless it is one of those days where something is wrong with the water and then it burns immediately and it makes you sick all night and#your parents wont believe you and they get themselves glasses of water and chug it in front of you and go#'look! the water is fine!' even though it is most certainly not fine and tastes like the smell of cleaning products and has burned your#throat so badly that it hurts to speak and you dont feel completely better for like 3 whole days#i dont understand how water is supposed to be healthy when it does that sometimes. juice pouches never do that#'why do you drink so many juice pouches??' oh i just dont like having my THROAT SEARED and i dont like feeling TOO NAUSEOUS TO STAND ALL DAY#fuck water. its garbage. it does that shit and it doesnt even taste good.#it tastes like boring nothing. or household chemicals. depending on the day.#and both those tastes suck#i hate water#i dont like swimming water either i have nearly drowned so many times and i am tired of doing that#'oh the beach is fun! the river is fun!' sometimes theyre fine but sometimes i nearly DIE and i do not like that gamble!!!#and like theyre not THAT fun even in good circumstances theyre just alright#id rather go walk in a forest or something if were doing outside activities so i dont ALMOST FUCKING DIE.#is that too much to ask#is it really too much to ask#food -#swearing -#death mention -#alcohol -#drowning -#parent mention -#ask to tag#vomit mention -
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