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blujayonthewing · 10 months ago

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one problem I've just realized felix will have had pretty often with accessing places by Blending Casually In is that the man is unavoidably the size and shape of the least common 'common' humanoid race; if he gets caught once there is no way he can just swap disguises and try the same place again

#'oh no I'm a different gnome who definitely for real this time does work here but you've never met before don't worry about it'#WAY too tall to pass as a halfling WAY too scrawny to pass as a dwarf or human child of about the same height #... well I mean. actually maybe a human child if he can obscure his silhouette with big clothes and blend in with other little kids #although at that point I guess I don't know where he's trying to go #where 'look kinda like one of a dozen kindergarteners when viewed at a glance from above' would be his best option lol #generally if he can't 'don't mind me' his way into somewhere then he has to either give up or look for a way to sneak/ break in instead #my OCs #felix

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