#'oh ew what's that black mark? on ur ear? right next to ur jewelry? *uncomfortably close as she stares at it*'
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every single papercut comment my mother makes, i will pray that she stubs her toe 🙏
#borbtalks#'oh ew what's that black mark? on ur ear? right next to ur jewelry? *uncomfortably close as she stares at it*'#like fuck OFF. it's a PIMPLE you FUCKWIT. it's currently SCABBED bc you've spent over 20 YEARS picking at all my acne while i walk by#and now i pick at my acne and what happens when u pick at acne? it BLEEDS. FUCK YOU#woman is incapable of shutting up she NEEDS to comment on EVERYTHING. 'oh u look so bloated!'#'u have this massive pimple. right where i can see it' 'borb ur hair looks so greasy' 'theres just something (pimple) right here...'#'borb do u ever brush ur tongue? wdym dr says its thrush. well i say it's gross !! now open wide so i can stare and gag at it'#'do u think uve gained weight? well ive noticed 😰...' 'hey how are your bowel movements? not that im timing u in the bathroom or anything'#grrrr i hope she STUBS HER TOES. ALL OF THEM.
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