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dear-kumari · 2 years ago

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ngl, it’s pretty funny that Rayllum was apparently compelling enough to the Teedeepee writers that they reworked their s3 plans to quickly canonize the ship, yet when it came to actually doing something with an established relationship between the main characters their first move was to break them up offscreen

#'noooo they didn't really break up she just left him on his birthday without saying goodbye and hasn't contacted him in two years'#Kumari comments #Kumari procrastinates irl #Sorry to Rylm fans but I have to speak my truth — I dislike boring mediocre ships and only enjoy cool awesome ships #you can like boring ships if you want tho. it's fine. go with my blessing #not to give Bryke credit but at least they tried to do /something/ with their boring main character ship before breaking them up #and they knew better than to make their OG boring main character ship canon before the very end of the show #Ehasz is so cowardly that his boring main couple doesn't even break up for normal relationship reasons — Rayla is just compelled to leave #offscreen #in a side story #because of an improbable existential threat #personally I think the writers realized belatedly that this kind of frictionless romance only works with a significant period of pining #so they had to re-reroute the Rylum journey to capture all the drama they skipped in their ship-crazy haste #Not the worst solution ever but like. this is some CW-ass storytelling lmao #Kumari abuses the tagging system

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