#'nobody has given me headcanons' -moch. i promise i'll give you headcanons moch im waiting til i've watched moch pov though. if im wrong it

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for anyone who wasn't there but wishes to know what the fuck happened. beastlife tumblr sexyman debate, a summary.

- I sent this message into moch's chat, in response to the lilies calling their alliance doomed yuri: "help i explained beastlife to a friend a while ago and they. said i was giving into tumblrina instincts (doomed otp)" (1:10:33)

- Dingo asked who beastlife tumblr sexyman would be (1:10:56)

- Moch nominated bree and kiwi, dingo nominated sonic. tom nominated themself, repeatedly. and started campaigning in live chat

- "We're all the same level of unfuckable" -Moch_ila, 2024 (1:12:48)

- Fishie asked in the actual beastlife discord (1:13:00)

- I was apologized to about this situation. thank you for the apology it would later become warranted. at the time it wasn't but now it is and i appreciate it /lh

- I nominated fishie on "wet cat basis". this was funny for about five seconds and then we all dropped it after actually thinking about it. fishie then got disqualified

- "how did we get here montage please" IM NOT DOING THAT. this is the best y'all are getting. (quote 1:19:41)

- sonicmike showed up (1:21:25)

- "biblical definition" of tumblr sexyman (1:22:12)

- moch tried to drop the "sex appeal" part. nobody let this happen (1:23:55)

- tom was un-nominated due to Being A Minor (1:24:28)

- reading the official wiki for tumblr sexymen (1:25:00)

- all the underage people were disqualified for Being A Minor as sex appeal was deemed mandatory to the conversation. sorry tom. (1:26:03)

- bree showed up (1:30:00)

- Dingo keeps trying to say that fanon interpretation is very important to this. Me (fandom) does not want to deal with this please it's not my fault ............ (1:30:00) (al (spiderlilyvalley) has since cast their vote for kiwi though. so. i guess if fandom interpretation is mandatory it would be kiwi.)

- "why are you guys holding whisp at gunpoint for this" -bree, 2024 (1:30:30)

- FISHIE BLAMED ME. FOR THIS CONVERSATION. IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. (1:30:40)

- group created (1:32:50)

- kiwi appeared (1:34:30)

- kiwi discussion starts, catholicism angle (1:35:00)

- "i feel like the season four skin is definitely the most sexyman-able" -unidingo. sonic agreed with her (1:35:17)

- al fanart discussion begins as evidence ("they- they put me in a suit!") (1:35:38)

- Peregrine brought up as evidence (1:36:56)

- "Not the kikicest..." -Unidingo, 2024 (1:37:35)

- fishie, dingo, and moch all change their votes to kiwi (1:38:07)

- I decide not to participate anymore (1:38:13)

- Eker showed up (1:38:37)

- bree joined group (1:42:30)

- "al literally drew you in a suit" as evidence, by bree (1:43:00)

- kiwibird puts a hit out on me(whisp) ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS NOT MU FAULT ITS OFFMMAFUKAT (1:45:52)

- tom sent kiwibird onceler (1:50:00 ish)

- dingo nominates eker, with caveat that there's not enough content to bastardize them in fanon ( :((((( im trying not to bastardize anyone :((((((( you can correct me if im woefully terribly incorrect) (1:52:12)

- "maybe the sexyman was the friends that we made along the way" -moch 2024 (1:57:11)

yeah that's pretty much it