#'no I've been dead for 1.650.051 years and 5days and 6hours'

[honeycombed-beloved]

started reading breaking dawn and no thoughts rn besides starting my own fic but the catch is there's Blue BBH and Red BBH and they're both fucked up paranormal/mythical things who are also twins and Red bbh took Cellbit, Pac, and his newest (somewhat shared with twin) charge is Dapper, while blue bbh took Bagi and is sharing Dapper as his "other dad"

one bbh is a nether changeling turned fae queen while his twin (before they both died) is just straight up a ghost who somehow aged outta sheer spite of wanting to age with his sibling and is ALSO a different fae queen by now.

blue teases red relentlessly about the french "star boy" who is ACTIVELY willing to make out with him, (it's also Pomme's dad, the french get gossiped about red so much,) Bagi and Cellbit have to cope with the fact Their Bad/Halo Is Not The Only One And Oh God They're Twins And Oh God Their Parentals Are ALSO TWINS????

bonuz points: no one expects the government to realize once they find out they harmed someone their kids hold value they are in the Deepest Fucking Shit This I s Worse Than If You Made A Deal with The Devil or Any Demon

@finnitesimal (I am tagging you because fuck man. Paranormal shit enemies to lovers/romeo and juilet style GETS ME y'know? I'll figure out pissa in this tomorrow)