#'microwaved' (to me): something real fucked up happened to them and idk what their mortality status is anymore

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God I love that Feferi-as-cause-of-GO idea. Oh, right, I had a question:

Obviously, Jane, Rose, Dave, Dirk, Kanaya, and the Murderstuck victims die in your version. Less obviously, Roxy does. But does Jake? And if so, when? The actual eye replacement, or his soul being removed?

Unfortunately for Jake, the eye gouging did not kill him. Ofc Jane had to use her resurrection ability on his dreamself's body because that was dead, but in between when he was a disembodied soul... I suppose it depends on how you define it. Back during TLC's heyday we had a bunch of character magnets gifted to us by a friend and enjoyed arranging them in various factions on the fridge. Whenever we killed someone off, even temporarily, we banished them to the side of the fridge. Weird edge cases and liminal states got stuck on the microwave, which is where Jake hung out for most of Cherubquest. So I guess our official answer to this metaphysical riddle is "microwave".