#'man doing my internship has made me so glad that i don't drink' [STARES POINTEDLY AT ME AS I STUFF MY FACE WITH WAFFLE FRIES] | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

isdalinarhot · 7 days ago

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thinking about that post thats like you are not hating the character you are hating Your Dad From Real Life as i have an Uncomfortable Interaction irl that makes me go Damn I Should Draw This As Gavilar And Dalinar

#luke.txt #mom laying it on thick at my brothers 21st like This is Healthy Drinking. Notice what Healthy Drinking looks like :)#'man doing my internship has made me so glad that i don't drink' [STARES POINTEDLY AT ME AS I STUFF MY FACE WITH WAFFLE FRIES]#i got a really good cocktail so my brother wouldnt be the only one at the table drinking #(parents are obnoxious about how they Don't Drink and brothers girlfriend is not 21 yet)#but i could only get like 2 sips of it because my brother Did Not Like his beer and so i felt weird #if i end up not getting drunk alone on my bathroom floor tonight im counting today as Not Drinking because 2 sips of cocktail is like #25% of a not very generously poured shot #which rounds down to sober

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