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pisswizard420 · 2 years ago

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[chantry voice] magic is bad so we'll get our paramilitary order (the templars) devoted to controlling mages addicted to a substance that helps mages do more magic so the templars can use magic lite to dispel magic

#fuck the chantry #tbh #i havent seen absolution so i cant speak to anything they do in tevinter #but in orlais and ferelden and the free marches the chantry is so a) violently awful and b) hypocritical #'spirits bad except when we use one in our rituals'#'magic bad unless we get one of our paramilitary religious orders hooked on drugs that give them magic lite to better fight magic'#can't forget the opression of mages #or the fact that historically the chantry was violently racist towards elves and still is racist #anti chantry #dragon age

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