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mejomonster · 3 years ago

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tags from @xcziel <3 YES

#liu chang#overworking man#滚动吧小齿轮#i am agog - his is so GOOD at these reacts#yang ke really really is the downtrodden working stiff#it works perfectly for an au - like YES fodder for fox's brilliant scum villain transmigration au#BUT also like now i want (heh) a wanted au (if movie version then xiaoge can be the angelina jolie character!)#or even the matrix! or or or ... really anything that features office-working characters#you could have an office au with liu chang and kan jian as jim and pam! you could do office space! (liu sang and the red stapler)#idk just ALL the representations of crazy office shenanigans with dmbj characters#who would be most likely to photocopy their own backside? ok wait nevermind of course that's hei xiazi#and wu xie and xiaoge are that couple that keep having sex in the supply closet (and forgetting to lock it) and taking#'long lunches' with pangzi the *very* friendly local sales rep#oh!!!!!! o f f i c e x ia o h u a!!!! suddenly i desperately want ceo xiao hua/slightly skeezy it tech hei xiazi#or delivery guy hei xiazi??? showing up in the ceo's big luxurious corner office with his takeout like: lunch tea or me?#'here's your takeout or y'know .. you could take *me* out 😜' and xiao hua is like 'who let you in here?'#and bans him but the place he delivers from just has The Best jianbing - and of course it's *actually* corporate espionage#bc hei xiazi is just weirdly capable of solving the computer problem xiao hua was having after spotting it on his desktop#while draping himself across xiao hua's desk and well into his personal space - he's very ingratiating when he wants to be#and somehow i'm putting all of this in tags on a *liu chang* office comedy post okay. that. got away from me#i guess it's fitting i find liu chang so infinitely inspirational - it even works for *other* characters and ships lol

Liu Chang in Overworking Man

😂😂😂 I'm dying, he's going to be SO MEMEABLE - if only there would be english subtitles 😢

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#overworking man #to watch #liu chang #dmbj #tltr #ALL THOSE TAGS YES I NOW AM VERY INTERESTED #A WANTED AU OH GOD THATD BE !!!!#CEO XIAO HUA AND SKEEZY HEI XIAZI JUST SHOWING UP #THE OVERLY FRIENDLY LOCAL SALES REP PANGZI WHOS GOT something GOING ON WITH WU XIE AND XIAOGE #no one even knows what xiaoge DOES but wu xie constantly upsells him like he's the best employee #liu chang actually HAS some reasons (cause he dug into wtf xiaoge does and leaves out the shady stuff)#but everyone knows both wu xie and liu sang are fans so they try to tune it out #meanwhile wu xie keeps getting stalkers and bad situations #wu xie always throws it on wang meng to help him out of it before xiaoge takes things Too drastic and they lose their jobsd #xiao hua perched over it all couldnt care less cause wu xie doesnt even know about the illegal shit the company does #xiao hua's running a business a gang a whole mafia setup and thankfully its his business only until hei xiazi catches on #and starts offering to help with THOSE services too 'i could be a BODYGUARD >:D' and xiao hua just #wants him to SHUT UP at the main company! stop talking about it so loud! and hei xiazi's like well u can take me out the sexy way or try the #other way but until then >D #and xiao hua does order a hit on hei xiazi but it doesnt even WORK thats also how he finds out that sales rep pangzi #is in an opposing gang run by A-Ning. cause hei xiazi gets pangzi's ass to help him and now xiao hua #is doing a bg check on the employee roster to get better info. xiaoge gets no info but seems the shadiest #wu xie is woefully amidst too many shady people and either has absolutely no idea or could not give a single shit #either way xiao hua is like 'maybe HE needs a bodyguard cause fuck i dont want my childhood friend dying' and like #he cant fire wu xie cause 1 mean 2 san shu and er shu will launch rockets at him if he sends their nephew BACK to joblessness crashing in #THEIR HOUSES fucking with THEIR lives ToT

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