#'kuzu take the wheel

[asknarashikari]

Ikki: Today is Valentine's Day! Special Offer for couples.

George: Can I get a special offer? If you know what I mean...

Ikki: George... That'll happen right after closing time.

Hiromi and Daiji: *eye rolls*

Lovekov: *gives Valentines cards to Hiromi and Daiji*

HiroDaiji: Awww... Thanks Love-chan. *pets her head*

Lovekov: Love!

Tamaki and Hikaru: Where did the girls go?

Mama-san: Those went to somewhere special.

Papa-san: A better theme park this time.

Vice: Is it Disneyland or Universal Studio Japan?! I ALWAYS WANT TO GO THERE!

Papa and Mama-san: Perhaps...

Kagerou: Oi... how come you're not with them.

Lovekov: I wanted them to have some alone and romantic time together. I'll just be a third wheel which no one likes to be. Kuzu.

Meanwhile.

Sakura and Hana: Oh Come on! It's freaking Valentines day.

Sakura: It's barely the afternoon too.

Motw and mooks: *evil laughter* Take that you punks.

Motw: Time to destroy Valentine's day and make everyone heartbroken! As well as fighting. *evil laughter* Heartbroken Beam! Fighting Beam! *laughing*

Later.

Sakura: Thanks for the back up.

Hiromi and Daiji: You're welcome.

Hana: Except you two who were too horny to do anything.

Lovekov: Kuzu!

George and Ikki: He knows how to turn me on.

Them: *hits them with a comically large hammer*

Ikki and George: We're blasting off again. *ding*

They then land in front of the bathhouse door.

Mama-san: Alright you two... Time to work again. Customers are waiting.

Ikki and George: *groaning* Yes, ma'am.

No rest for the wicked, Ikki and George :P

HanaSaku definitely deserves that amusement park date... Even Ikki thinks so! (As per the Final Stage where he exposes himself as a HanaSaku shipper)

Aw, Lovekov... I don't think they'll mind you being their third wheel, but the thought still counts :)) And ofc the girls are still gonna kick ass even while on a lovey dovey date XD

Ngl though that just reminds me of Junya Komatsu and Kentaro Maeda going to Tokyo Disneyland last New Year... and then out of the blue Wataru Hyuga ends up in a CM for the rival USJ! Did he get jealous of Ken-chan or something? After all #hyujun was supposed to be their thing... lol

[beluageist]

as much as I adore Sexy Kakuzu with a Hair Bun and the endearing Tsundere Grump and Snarky Noodlemonster, I will forever love the Terror Delight we could have had if Kishi had no editors

we’ve been cheated out of golden horror moments in this series and I am bitter. Let Kakuzu unhinge his maws and devour my heart I’m ready to become a behbeh and shoot fireballs

[sai-haras]

sdr2 youtuber au headcanons

-yknow how markiplier did that video where he learned how to pole dance with the game grumps…. hinata does that with souda and kuzuryuu. komaeda is their cameraman

-nanami and hinata live together, but everyone thinks it’s just an elaborate prank they’re pulling to justify why they do so many collabs. hinata does a house tour and nanami is very visibly asleep in her bed in her room and souda comments that it’s a scam

-nanami’s channel is called “nanami.exe” and it’s gaming, obviously. she has a series called “playing games with a literal [blank]” where she brings in one of her friends and they play something that’s related to their profession/personality. like “playing wheel of fortune with a literal four leaf clover” with komaeda, “playing trauma centre with a literal nurse” with tsumiki, “playing nintendogs with a literal tamer of hell beasts” with tanaka, etc and etc.

-tsumiki doesn’t have a lot of videos because she’s shy ofc, but she makes really quick and helpful videos like “how to properly do the heimlich” “what to do if someone has hypothermia” “how to make a makeshift splint if you hurt yourself outside”

-everyone has admitted to having a crush on hinata at one point or another in videos or on twitter. he is baffled each time. special quotes include:

someone in her chat: are you gonna join the troupe of people who have declared their undying love for hinata

nanami, merking someone in splatoon: you guys didn’t know him in high school. how could you not fall for that dumb ass

komaeda, reading out a message for a q&a video: “are you also in the group of people who used to have a crush on hinata?”

komaeda: what do you mean “used to”

-hinata is eternally confused by this quote in particular and never brings it up

-speaking of komahina, komaeda does storytime videos and vlogs, usually, and hinata does lifestyle videos and challenges. komaeda’s stories are WACK and saionji likes to make fun of them in her videos (like pyrocynical, she bullies children) but he’s just like “yeah my life is like this”

-mioda forces all of her friends to do covers with her on her channel. a solid 90% of them would rather perish than sing for all of her subscribers. special hits include don’t stop me now with hinata and sexy naughty bitchy me with saionji

-everyone gets confused and yet excited abt how often these wildly different youtubers collab. “is that the breeding dude… in the same video as the car mechanic?” “why is that guy who does cosplay collabing with the yakuza guy???”

-oh yeah, the imposter does cosplay. they have a very dry sense of humour but are also very encouraging, especially to fans who think they can’t cosplay because of their body type.

-tanaka has a crazy dark aesthetic going on, and his preferred style of lighting is candles and hanging lanterns. his channel name is Lord Of Darkness. he makes the most adorable videos ever, about raising and breeding animals and proper ways to take care of pets. his entire fanbase thinks he is the most pure man alive, even though he refers to himself as a resident of hell.

-sonia does conspiracy theory videos. she brings in the other girls, mostly akane, to do bfu type investigations with her. you know the recent episode where they have that guy (i think his name was curly?) do the la llorona investigation? sonia’s got the same energy

-of COURSE nidai does self improvement videos, fitness stuff, personal training advice, and is overall just a really wholesome youtuber?? he does a “draw my life” where he talks abt all his time in the hospital and everyone’s like THIS MAN ONLY DESERVES HAPPINESS and nanami comments “rt if you’re crying in the club rn”

-hinata does one of those 24 hour charity streams and stays awake the whole time out of pure hubris. he becomes a legend, and so many inside jokes are spawned that you just “had to be there for.” komaeda and nanami do it with him. (extremely obscure reference but if any of u guys know the time shane streamed for 8 hours trying to date himself in asagao academy while he got progressively drunker and drunker, same energy)

-they do SO MANY COLLABS that all of their fans just kind of assume they all live together in the same house or apartment complex. except nanami and hinata of course who live countries apart. it actually becomes an entire conspiracy with people trying to put together who lives where

-at one point komaeda does a video that’s “asmr but it’s your thirst messages that you send me on tumblr” and every time he reads one out he looks disappointedly into the camera. then he does a sequel video where hinata reads them to him and it’s A Lot

-conversely, hinata does the same idea, but he reads out hate comments, and at the end he just looks square into the camera and starts crying. no one can tell if they’re real tears, not even hinata (a la the end of top dan memes of 2017. i think it was 2017)

-souda unironically does the “make sure to like comment and subscribe” shtick, but we support him

-tanaka has a single brightly coloured sign in his set up that says “trans rights” why wouldn’t he, the man’s basically damien from dream daddy anyways

-you know how there’s that new group of youtubers who just do reddit videos or stuff like callmecarson? that, but it’s the survivor gang (kuzu, souda, hinata, sonia, and akane) and they make fun of memes together, without being offensive lmao

-pekoyama does the most GRACEFUL videos ever, like they’re super well shot (koizumi) and amazingly edited and are her either fighting or teaching techniques. all of her fans call her “sensei” and it embarrasses her. it’s adorable

-koizumi does editing and photography tips and tricks as well as vlogs. she helps out with pretty much everyone’s videos and is affectionately referred to as  #team mom