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it's 3am and anthony burch showed up on my tiktok fyp (courtesy of his spouse) and i was like genuinely so confused for a second tbh it was greatly unexpected anyways here's anthony being anthony
#i was like wtf he looks familiar and then i realized and was like wtf#'i never eat pussy i never suck dick i only hit walls with a hammer' is forever in my brain now#dungeons and daddies#anthony burch#dndads
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the ties that bind
hello, I saw Shibari and blacked out so it’s a one-shot not hcs I’m sorry!
Kuroo x Virgin!Reader
Warnings: Smut, dirty talk, Shibari, fingering, Virginity taking
Word count: 1,600 (about)
summary: why not lose your virginity with a bang? and by bang, I mean ROPES AND DEGRADATION.
Kuroo didn’t mind waiting, he meant it when he said that he wanted you to be 100% comfortable before you did anything together. It didn’t bother him that you were a virgin. A little nervous maybe, it was a big deal to take someone’s virginity, but he was up for the challenge. The only thing that made this all difficult was when you made out, that was really the only time he struggled to control himself.
He had you pinned to the wall of your bedroom both of your wrists trapped in his hands. His broad chest pressed against yours feeling your heart hammer against his chest. You were so easy to rile up. All he had to do was suck on your tongue and you would moan loudly, your eyes rolling back in your head, then pull away and embarrassedly ask him to please stop teasing you.
Kuroo absolutely never stopped teasing you, maybe if you wanted him to go easy on you, you should try not being so cute all the time. Kissing you like this made him so hard, his dick twitched in his shorts meaning if you twitched your hips in just the right way you’d feel his boner. Which is why he kept his grip on you tight.
“Tetsu,” you whinnied squirming against him or at least tried to. “I want more,” you begged, canting your hips up. he started touching you through your shorts, pressing hard down on your folds making you squeal. You shifted your hips trying your best to grind down on him directly.
“Tetsu,” you breathed pleading to him with your eyes.
“What is it, Kitten? Is this not what you wanted?” he asked knowing damn well you wanted him to touch you directly. “Say it,”
“I want you to finger me,” you whispered.
“Louder,”
“Please finger my pussy Tetsu,” you cried out. He smirked and quietly laughed to himself. He slid your shorts and panties down your legs and spread your legs by splaying them around his knees and gave him a clear view of your cunt, dripping with arousal. He ran his middle and ring finger over your folds teasing your hole slicking his fingers with your wetness. You moaned sweetly, your legs trembling. Tetsu was going to cum in his shorts if you kept it up like this, what he wouldn’t give to sink his cock inside of your tremoring walls. It was fine, you always returned the favor, you’d get him off with your hands after this and maybe it wouldn’t be as good going all the way but it would still be enough for now.
Yout syrupy walls sucked his fingers in every time he pulled them out. He tilted his fingers up and swiveled his wrist hitting your sweet spots with his fingers and rubbing your clit with his palm making you cream around him, your thighs clamping around his arm. If only Tetsu had about four more arms, he could pin you in place and pleasure you at the same time.
“Sorry Tetsu,” you whimpered, spreading your legs again, your thighs trembling.
“It’s okay Kitten,” he said, kissing your temple before pulling his hand back and looking at you dead in the eye as he licked his fingers clean.
“T-tesu?” you squeaked
“Hmm kitten what is it?
“I’m ready,”
“Ready for what?”
“T-to go all the way,” oh. oh.
“Are you sure? We don’t have to”
“I want to, please Tetsu?’ fuck you were going to kill him.
“Alright lay down Kitty I’ll take care of you,” he sighed, his breath shaky, his heart had leaped into his throat, he had to calm down.
“Do you think you can stay still for me, kitten? It would make things easier,” he gulped, you blushed.
“You could tie me up,”
He stopped. You’d seen the rope he had and he’d tied you up once as a joke but he still couldn’t believe you’d liked it that much.
“Are you sure? That’s a lot for the first time baby,” he said.
“I know, I’m sure, I trust you,” you said shifting awkwardly.
“Okay,” he gulped. “We’ll use the color system okay? Green means go, yellow means slow, and if you say red we’ll stop right away okay sweetheart?” he asked you agreed.
“Okay, take your shirt off for me, it’ll be hard to do once you’re tired.” you blushed and did as he asked. Tetsu smirked to himself. This was a completely different side of you he liked it.
“Any other secrets you’ve been keeping from me?” he teased wrapping his red rope around his elbow to get it ready.
“I like it when you talk dirty to me,” you admitted,
“Like praise or the mean stuff?”
“Both,” you whispered. Kuroo smiled, what a dirty kitten you were.
“Okay, it’s good to tell me things like this kitty so I can take care of you,” he said and you nodded.
“Ready?” he asked. You stood in front of him, obediently ready to do what he asked.
“Ready.”
“Put your hands together like this,” he said putting his palms together and spreading his fingers. You mimicked him. He started by wrapping the cord around your wrists and making a simple knot and adjusting the loop to the middle between your wrists then feeding the rope back through your hands towards you, he dropped half of the length and took the other half back around wrapping it around your ring fingers then tightening.
He took the rope and routed it around your thumb then continued braiding the rope through each of your fingers binding your hands together leaving you with a pretty diamond pattern on the back of your palms. He tied one final careful knot at your wrist leaving the extra rope to dangle so he could tie you to the bed later.
“Still doing okay? That isn’t too tight?” he asked.
“It’s good,” you nodded wiggling your fingers for him.
“Good,” he said. Kuroo couldn’t help but stare at you, you were naked for him and let him tie you up, he didn’t know how he was going to keep himself from running you when the time came
“Okay, lay down on the bed for me, I’ll tie your arms to your bed then we’ll do your legs,” he said. You nodded and laid down for him putting your hands above your head. It only took a second for him to tie you to the bed now for the real fun.
He started with a simple single column then tied it into a loop and ran the tail around the back of your leg feeding it through the loop, in the same way, creating a small loop then tightened the first loop locking it in place. It was tight enough to squeeze your thigh making it pudge a little but not enough to hurt or bruise. Maybe if you did this again he’d do something more elaborate braid down your leg or at least more knots, but for now, this was enough.
He tied off the end of the rope to the bedpost keeping you mostly stationary before repeating the process for the other leg.
You looked so pretty tied up like this, spread out and completely at his mercy. “Color?” he asked, swallowing.
“Green,” you said, funnily, you were calmer now tied up and helpless than you had been when he’d just been kissing you.
“Good girl,” he praised, his voice low and gravely. Then he thought again about what you said.
“What a dirty little slut you are, you haven’t even gotten fucked before but look at cha’ soaking wet,” he growled you shuddered and tried to close your legs but the ropes held strong.
“Please Tetsu fuck me, I need it,” you pleaded. You didn’t want him to eat you out or finger you again you wanted his cock.
“Okay baby, you’ve been good for me tonight so I won’t tease, much.” Tetsu was painfully hard, and had been for a while now,
He slipped into you easily. Your walls clenched around him but he could tell you were struggling to relax.
“Deap Breath kitty, you’re doing great,” he said, slowly bottoming out inside of you. “Color?” he asked
“Green, Move Tetsu,” you sighed. He didn’t think he could deny you now even if he wanted to tease. He wasn’t a virgin but it had been a while since he’d gotten any action, he was probably just as sensitive as you were. Your eyes rolled back in your head, you moaned and tilted your head back exposing your neck.
Kuroo started trusting, rocking the bed back and forth as he fucked you. “You’re so good kitty,” he praised, “so tight and wet for me,” he praised. Tetsu stroked your clit again leaning over you so he could hear you panting.
“You’re so pretty,” he sighed.
He took his time slowly defiling you and finding all the sweet spots in your body and making your first time one to remember.
“Tetsu I’m going to cum,” you warned.
“Good baby, let me feel you,” he said you came around him making him shudder.
“Keep going Tetsu,” you moaned,
“Are you sure?” he asked.
“Yeah, I want to make cum too,” you whined.
“Awe little slut hasn’t had enough, it’s okay Daddy will take care of you,”
#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsurō#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo tetsuro oneshot#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu smut#kuroo x reader smut
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A Thread Undone (M)
Author: kpopfanfictrash
Creative Content Contributor: @baebae-goodnight (whom I am ambivalent about, at best)
Pairing: You / Jimin
Rating: 18+ [ enemies to lovers!AU + Hogwarts!AU ]
Warning: oral (female)
Word Count: 1,955
Summary: A series of drabbles about Slytherin!Jimin and Hufflepuff!Y/N, the sister of his self-declared mortal enemy.
A/N: These drabbles are non-sequential.
“Jimin,” you gasp, hand fisting in the ruined blonde hair between your legs. It wasn’t ruined when you two entered the room – now it is. With a groan, you slump against the wall and throw one arm over your forehead. “Don’t s-stop,” you insist, hips bucking into his mouth. “Fuck, fuck, fuck – don’t stop!”
Jimin lifts his head from your dripping sex. “Or what,” he asks, rubbing your clit as he watches your expression morph into pleasure.
With your other hand, you grasp wildly about for your wand. “I’ll hex you,” you say, prodding just beneath his chin. “Make me come, or I’ll hex you into oblivion.”
Jimin goes slightly cross-eyed while he attempts to see down the end of your wand. “Who’s the Slytherin here – me, or you?” he says, continuing to lightly rub at your clit.
“You,” you moan, hands fisting in your robe, which is mostly undone. Were anyone to walk into this abandoned classroom, they’d be in for the rather visual surprise of your body. “I’m in pursuit of – oh, shit – the greater good right now. Which is pretty Hufflepuff of me.”
Jimin arches a brow and pulls back. “Accio,” he mutters, using his non-busy hand to catch your wand in his fist.
“Hey!” you blurt, eyes popping wide. His fingers on your sex are so thoroughly distracting, you barely remembered the fact you were holding your wand. “Ji-min!”
Grin broadening, he tosses your wand to the side. “Shh,” Jimin says, dropping a kiss to the exposed skin of your hip.
Sliding both hands up your thighs, he opens you wider and stares in appreciation. His robes are green, vibrant against the honey-blonde of his hair and your heart flutters, unwanted, at the sight of his full lips brushing your skin.
It is completely inappropriate to feel this way about Jimin. For one thing, his House is largely comprised of thugs (and worse, if you ask your brother) – and for another, he is your brother’s self-declared enemy. Park Jimin is the only person at Hogwarts with more OWLs than Lucas, the only person to have ever beaten him in Quidditch and one of the few guys to have ever had the pleasure of boning his little sister.
Not that your brother is aware of this, of course. In fact, if you have it your way, Lucas will never find out because you can stop this anytime. You can walk away from Park Jimin anytime; it’s not like what you have is special, or anything. Jimin only likes you because you’re hot (his words, not yours) and your relationship is purely unemotional. This thing between you is only sex, nothing more.
Honestly, you aren’t even sure how it begun.
With a guttural groan, you collapse to the wall. “Fuck,” you mutter, since Jimin has once again returned his lips to your clit.
He sucks roughly, knowing you are wet enough to take it – his other finger circles your opening, sinking inside to draw a moan from your lips. You’ve been hooking up long enough that Jimin knows exactly what to do in order to get you to come. He knows how to pull these low, gut-wrenching noises from your lips; ones which nearly made your roommate call Filch on you once. She thought someone was using the Cruciatus curse and it was with burning cheeks you informed her of your secret trysts.
Of course, Jimin found the entire situation hilarious. He joked about it for months on end – with a jolt, you realize it has been months of hooking up – and even offered to punish you for it, a knowing glint to his eyes. Each time he teased you, it sent a chill to your bones; not that you’d ever tell him that. Jimin has a big enough head without knowing you fantasize about him lowering you over his knee and spanking you soundly, before making you come on his fingers.
Dazedly, you re-focus on the situation at hand. God – when did you become so frighteningly whipped that you began fantasizing about Jimin while you were having sex with Jimin? The realization makes you squeeze your eyes tighter, realizing the implication and denying it.
You are not (repeat: not) whipped for Park Jimin.
Pointedly, Jimin clears his throat. Gaze dazedly opening, you notice Jimin has stopped eating you out. He glares at you when he stands, lowering one hand to the wall over your shoulder. Pressing his front to yours, Jimin allows you feel every inch of him through his robe.
“You seem… distracted,” he says, tilting his head.
As sweet as the words sound on his lips, there’s clear danger in his tone.
“I’m sorry,” you blurt, wide-eyed, because fuck, fuck, fuck.
You are not whipped for Jimin. You refuse to entertain the option – this is just really great sex, that’s all. Anyone else would be enthusiastic about the prospect of continuing to hop on that dick, you reassure yourself.
But then Jimin arches a brow, nearly disappearing into messy, blonde hair and you feel your heart twinge traitorously at the sight.
“What’s there to be sorry about?” he murmurs, dragging his thumb over your lip and waiting for you to open.
You do so obediently, your chest rising and falling beneath your mostly open black robes. Jimin’s other hand slips underneath the fabric, pushing it off your shoulders to fully expose you.
“Ah,” he exhales, flicking over your nipple.
Whimpering, you press your knees together and close your lips on his thumb. Jimin’s gaze darkens, clearly affected and when he inhales, the sound of it is shaky.
“I want you,” he murmurs, low and rough. Then – as though aware of the implication – he blurts, “To turn around. I want you to turn around and face the wall, Y/N.”
You do so quickly, concealing your shock as you go. The way he first said it sounded as though Jimin wanted you – you, not only your body. You quickly forget about this when Jimin takes out his cock to tease over your opening. He begins to slide up and down, getting his dick wet as you widen your stance.
“Jimin,” you huff, both hands on the wall. “For fuck’s sake, put your dick in me before – oh.”
He enters fast, without warning and for a moment, you have no witty response. Jimin stills with one hand on your hip, warm breath brushing your shoulderblade as you arch your back. After a pause, he withdraws only to slowly push back inside your cunt. The sensation makes you moan, overwhelmed by the feeling of fullness and pleasure.
Whimpering, your eyes flutter shut – and Jimin’s hands wrap around your waist, pulling you backwards. Typically, when you fuck standing up, it is always with both your hands on the wall and Jimin’s hands on your hips, your ass, or thumbing over your clit. Now though, his hands slide around your torso to pull you flush against his body.
He kisses your throat, slowly pushing back in as you gasp. Hesitant, you lift both your hands, sliding them around his neck to tangle into his hair. Jimin hisses, fucking you harder as your fingers entwine. His own hands slide down your body, keeping you still while he moves hard and fast. Your robe is open, allowing him plenty of access and he uses this freely, leaving you panting and tightening around him.
“Jimin,” you groan. “Please.”
He nods, grip tightening as he thrusts even deeper, chasing the edge he knows you both crave. You squeeze your eyes shut, tugging his hair until you come apart in his arms. Pitching forward, you hastily grasp the wall before your head can hit stone. Jimin continues to fuck you like that, quick and hard until his knees buckle and he grabs your hips to give in.
He groans; a throaty noise designed to weaken your senses. At least, this is how it seems to you. As your high slowly leaves you, chest rising and falling, you frantically look about the room for your wand. Jimin pulls casually from your body, cleaning himself while you flick your wand up and down, re-doing everything he has undone. Robe, hair, the cum which leaks down your thighs – it makes your cheeks heat at the sight, hurriedly moving to vanish the evidence of Jimin.
When you turn around, Jimin is already straightening his tie to run a hand through his hair.
Steeling yourself, you exhale. “Thanks,” you say, nodding and moving to walk briskly past. Your shoulders are too stiff, you realize – this is supposed to be fun, this is supposed to be uncomplicated.
“That was uh, fun,” you manage to add.
For some reason, you can’t shake that dumb thought from mind. The one where you wondered if you actually like Jimin. Maybe you are becoming too attached to your fuck buddy; maybe it’d be best if you took a step back.
Catching you by the wrist, Jimin stops you in your tracks.
His fingers, oddly delicate, make your heart hammer. “I – what?” you manage to say, glancing at him.
Jimin’s expression is strange – his face seems pale, kind of blotchy and his lips are slightly parted. It is a complete one-eighty from the man who just had his cock rammed into your pussy. Jimin stares at you, opening his mouth to respond but no sound comes out.
The longer he stands there, the more nervous you become. “What?” you repeat, certain Jimin is about to say something awful.
That would be so like Jimin – to fuck you into oblivion, have you feeling amazing and then mutter a side comment about how you really are smart ‘for a puff,’ or ‘not that bad to hang out with, for someone related to Lucas.’ Each of these are remarks he’s made in the past, and they burned. Jimin seemed so confused when you were offended by them, storming out after each one with your middle finger stuck in the air.
As though remembering these moments as well, Jimin’s expression quickly shutters. “Nothing,” he says as he straightens. The moment is gone – if there even was a moment– and his expression has returned to his usual mix of boredom and superiority. “I just need to leave the classroom first. Don’t want to be late for Potions again.”
Nodding, you wave at the door. “Sure, go ahead,” you say, slumping to the wall. “I can wait a bit – free period.”
Both of you realize at the same time that Jimin has not let go of your wrist.
He drops you immediately, as though burned. “Bye,” Jimin grunts, shoving open the door and stepping into the hall. He hesitates for a moment, as though at war with himself before shaking his head and striding quickly away.
You watch him go, one shoulder pressed to the darkened stone of the tower. As soon as the door shuts behind him, you sag further in on yourself. Staring across the room, you feel a strange sort of flutter inside your stomach. It is almost as though you’re …. disappointed without Jimin here.
The idea is ridiculous. You don’t even like Jimin; you can barely stand to be in the room with him for more than five minutes without him fucking your brains out. As a person, Jimin is at most a six on a scale of one to ten for, ‘how bearable is he.’
Still, a six is four points higher than where he was when you began this arrangement. Exiting the classroom, you straighten your robes and try not to wonder what Jimin was about to say. It’s hard not to think about, since it eventually mixes in with your other, unfortunate thought. The idea you might be into Park Jimin.
Clutching your wand in one hand, you scurry in the direction of the common room and try not to overanalyze. Maybe you should pull back, you reason, climbing into your dormitory. Yes, that is exactly what you must do – space is necessary, space is good.
The strange, fluttery feeling of disappointment enters your stomach again and you stubbornly push it away.
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© kpopfanfictrash, 2019. Do not copy or repost without permission.
#jimin smut#bts smut#jimin fanfic#bts fanfic#jimin au#bts au#jimin hogwarts au#bts hogwarts au#jimin enemies to lovers#bts enemies to lovers
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Successful Night Out
Requested by Anonymous
Pairing: Bushi/FC
Category: Smut
Word Count: 1940
Warnings: Smut, smut and more smut.
3. “I wasn’t expecting to find you in my bed.” And 41. “Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?”
Bushi surveyed the dance floor as he sipped on his cocktail, eyes roaming as he looked for a prospect to spend a little time with tonight. Problem was nobody was catching his attention. Not like you had earlier. The night had been going so well up until that point. Drinks were good. Girls were hot. He got a blowjob without any effort on his part. Things were good. Then you had showed up.
You were clearly out of your comfort zone, dragged along by a group of friends that had obviously dressed you in something you weren’t used to wearing given the way you kept tugging down the hemline of the dress. Problem was every time you did that your cleavage was further revealed. Not that Bushi minded. They were some nice tits. He was already imagining them in his mouth.
So he had left his reserved table and moved towards your group. He didn’t start with you, no he grabbed one of your friends first and danced with her in front of your table. Bushi could feel your eyes on him as he pulled your friend into his groin, his hands on her hips as they moved together in time with the beat. He locked eyes on you as he kissed her neck, his tongue darting out and licking a long line down her collar bone. He smirked as you stared with lust filled eyes while his hands creeped up to cup the generous breasts spilling out of her friends dress. Bushi never looked away from you as he ran his fingers over her nipples, plucking them through her dress.
Turning her around Bushi pulled her to his body, letting her feel his hard cock pressing into her as his hands grabbed her ass firmly and held her to him. Once again his eyes drifted to you, making sure you were getting a good view of the show he was giving you and sure enough your eyes were glued to his every move. Pulling her mouth to his, Bushi pressed his tongue past her lips stroking her tongue as he deepened the kiss before breaking free with an order in her ear to go meet him by the bathroom. His eyes watched her ass sway as she hurried off before he turned his attention back to you.
“Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?” He asked approaching your table and leaning over it to be heard over the music.
“What about her?” You asked hitching your head in the direction your friend had run off in.
“What I have in mind for her won’t take but ten minutes.” Bushi said with a smirk, which widened into a grin as he heard your offended intake of breath. “You I wouldn’t mind taking back to my hotel and eating your pussy until you cream in my mouth.” Reaching into his wallet Bushi pulled out his spare room key and slid it across the table to her. “My names Bushi. Room 324. She don’t ever have to know.”
Leaving her with his offer Bushi made his way to the bathrooms, pleased to see his conquest waiting for him along the wall like a good little girl. Pushing her back down the dark hallway he got her around the corner and had her bend over of the boxes stacked there. As he pushed her dress up he smirked remembering how less than an hour ago that little red head was on her knees in this exact spot. Pulling out his cock he didn’t bother with niceties shoving it into her waiting cunt with one thrust, his hands grabbing her ass and fucking her hard into the boxes. When he was done he didn’t bother with words, walking out and leaving her to clean herself up. As he crossed the dance floor he saw you had left the booth and felt a sting of disappointment. That was a shame, he had been looking forward to spending the night with you.
With an irritated sigh, Bushi downed the rest of his drink and closed out his tab. Blowjob and a quick fuck. He supposed he could call it a successful night. He was disappointed you had run out on him and briefly thought of catching up with the rest of his brothers wherever they might be but as he got into the limo he decided to call it a night and directed the driver back to the hotel.
Opening his hotel room door Bushi was surprised to see you laying across his bed wearing nothing but a sheet. Closing the door behind him Bushi took his time unbuttoning his shirt and tossing it over the back of the desk chair.
“I wasn’t expecting to find you in my bed.” Bushi admitted as he unbuckled his pants and slid them down. “I thought you ran off on me.”
“I did.” You admitted. “But I changed my mind.” You watched with hungry eyes as Bushi stepped out of his boxers, his cock springing up hard and ready.
Moving to the end of his bed Bushi beckoned you with a crook of his finger and with only the briefest of hesitation you crawled towards him. His cock in one hand Bushi urged your head forward with the other, bringing your lips to his tip and rubbing it softly over them.
“I want you to tell me if you can taste her on me.” Bushi said smirking as you gasped in surprise and he pushed into your mouth. You were too surprised to struggle, taking into your mouth as he slid along your tongue. He rocked his hips several times, fucking himself with your mouth before pulling out and resting the head on your lips.
“Can you taste her?” He asked pulling a little on your head to make you look at him. “Can you taste your friend’s cunt on my dick?”
Embarrassed you nodded, feeling your cheeks pink as you answered his question.
“Does it taste good?” Bushi asked popping his tip back in your mouth for a second before pulling it back out. You shrugged avoiding looking at him as you wondered what you had gotten yourself into. “Lick me and tell me. I want to know what you think.” Not sure why you were following his debasing instructions you stuck out your tongue dutifully along his shaft tasting the tarty remnants of his earlier assignation. You were embarrassed to admit licking the taste of him was turning you on beyond belief. “Well?” He asked impatiently.
“It’s good.” You said quietly earning a chuckle from him.
“Shame. Maybe I should have brought her back here to play too. You ever eat pussy?” Bushi asked pushing back into your mouth with a firm stroke as you shook your head in the negative against him. Curiosity apparently stated Bushi quieted down and focused on fucking your throat his hips snapping quickly against your face as you concentrated on not gagging as he impaled your throat. He came without warning as he was barely in your mouth, his cum pooling on your tongue as you swallowed around him.
“Layback and spread your legs.” He said as he released your hair. You scrambled back against the pillows, spreading your legs and watching as he climbed on the bed and laid with his face even with your pussy. “Look how nice and wet you are for me.” He commented stroking your slit with his fingers making you squirm. “Want my tongue on you?”
“Please.” You asked your hips bucking up in encouragement seeking that which he offered. You stared down at him between your legs, smirking up at you as if deciding whether or not he was going to grant your request. “Please?” You begged again. “You promised at the club.”
“That I did.” Bushi chuckled. “What did I say? I was gonna eat you out until you creamed?” You nodded, breath already coming in pants as his hot breath brushed over your exposed pussy and his fingers idly stroked. Spreading you with his hands Bushi flattened his tongue and lapped through your slit repeatedly using slow deliberate strokes that had you whimpering and clutching at the bedspread. You cried out when he stiffened his tongue and went to work on your clit, licking and circling it until it was a throbbing swollen bundle as he sucked it between his teeth and nibbled.
Moving his hands to your tits he squeezed the mounds and pulled at your nipples as he tongue buried inside you, the dueling sensations having your head whipping back and forth as Bushi brought you to the brink of pleasure. It was with his tongue inside you and fingers harshly pinching your nipples that you came with a scream squirming as Bushi continued lapping at you, trying to evade his tongue as it was too sensitive. He didn’t let up, squeezing your nipples once more and pulling his tongue out to bite your clit sharply making you cum again with juices dripping down onto the sheets. Once more Bushi licked down your slit and stuck his tongue inside gathering your juices as his hand held you in place until he was satisfied.
You were twitching under him as he crawled up your body, stopping to latch onto your sore nipples, sucking them through his teeth and biting them before moving to your mouth.
“Suck your cum off my tongue.” He commanded and you mindlessly obeyed granting him entrance and sucking on his tongue your sweet juices exploded in your mouth as your tongue stroked his. Bushi pulled back from your mouth holding himself up with his arms as he stared down at you with hooded eyes. You ready to get fucked?” He asked and you nodded yes, your legs falling open for him to settle between them.
You whimpered as he pushed his cock inside, your insides still clenching from the two orgasms he already gave you. Bushi pushed up from your body and up onto his knees, pulling on leg up over his shoulder and leaving the other flat on the bed as he fucked you, the new angle hitting you deep inside and making you tremble. Shifting Bushi grabbed your ankle and pushed your knee to your chest leaning over your body as he pounded into you, grunting as he hit you deep. Pushing your leg to the side Bushi hammered into you his speed quickening as he approached climax your legs bent at the knees and spread wide as he stuttered to a stop, his hot seed spilling into your cunt before he slipped out and lay beside you.
“Clean me off.” Bushi said breathing heavily as he waved lazily to his cock. Again you found yourself obeying with little hesitation, wondering what it was about this man that made you want to please him. It was probably something to do with the fact you were never going to see him again that made you step outside your comfort zone. Nonetheless you found your mouth wrapped around his cock once again, sucking his cum and your juices off as he leaned back against the pillows with a satisfied smirk.
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LOCO
Sasha stars in Kells’ music video while their complex relationship... uh, situation, continues to blur lines they are obviously not ready for within their friends with benefit like definition.
If y’all want more and didn’t cringe from this please let me know. Hope y’all like it. -kellyvision
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I sat on the bed in a lingerie set, aesthetically positioned by the director. I watched as K animatedly talked to the DP and the Director about the storyboard of the visual album. Getting impatient, I sighed to myself. We had a whole day to shoot. Call time was six in the morning.
The way he expressed his creativity happened to be cute. I knew he wanted to show out like the attention whore he was and make an extra ass video of him pretending to fuck me on camera so the whole world would not to touch me. He thinks I am stupid but I knew he had an ulterior motive. The man is so territorial and jealous, he is branding my forehead for the world to see.
Not like anybody had a chance.
But knowing how deep his trust issues run, he wouldn’t believe me if I was God and Kells knew exactly what to say to me. He was a master manipulator. He just had to bat his long thick eyelashes at me and I caved. So when he told me I was his muse, I couldn’t stop myself from giggling like the slut I am.
What a white man’s whore.
This recent addition to our “friendship” had only solidified my intense attachment to him. I was a delusional for so long that I had to keep pinching myself that we both were actually dating one another. Was my need to be around him 24/7 a little toxic? Maybe. We might have the tendency to be co-dependent on each other, but I love him.
I don’t even love myself.
It was pathetic. I know.
The more I watched him, the more turned on I became. Pete was joking around the other day when and said that K was a sex addict and he couldn’t stopped if he had a gun to his head. Kells then got the bright idea to stop having sex in order to bring out our natural chemistry on camera. The only problem he wasn’t the only sex addict in this relationship.
I have been deprived.
All the times he was allowed to finger pop his dirty fingernails in me, without washing his hands, in public- I laid in this bed with regret and frustration. I never punished him with sex but he was so quick to punish me. Whatever he can do, I can do twice as bad. I could ruin his whole life if I wanted to. I scowled at him, my eyes piercing though the back of his Invader Zim shaped head.
Men will always have the audacity, I sneer under my breath.
I felt myself pout a little as I wallow in my sexual frustration, the way the cloth of the lace panty rubbed against my clit was uncomfortable as I became moist between my thighs.
I begged him to fuck me this morning but he yelled at me. I remembered his attitude and the little altercation that happened too. I let him think he was in control. It was all part of my plan to get what I wanted. Am I an emotionally and mentally unstable person? Maybe but two of us can play this game.
Checkmate.
***********
“Please let me put my mouth on you” I whispered in his ear, I sucked on his earlobe. My lips pressed against his jaw line and then made its way down to his neck.
He ignored me as he continued to write an email on his phone.
My leg was stretched out on his lap as my bare pussy was angled against his gym shorts-clad thighs, I began to rub my pussy against him until I felt friction against his bare skin as his shorts rode up.
I pressed my succulent lips onto the corner of his mouth and lined his jaw with kisses. I started to suck his neck again, I felt him breathe a little heavier. He snaked his arm so that he could hold me better, he tossed his phone towards the seats in front of us. He lifted me against his hardening cock. I grinded against him as he massaged my ass and brought me closer to his body. I sloppily sucked his tongue into my mouth. He bit my lip and his tongue took dominance.
I knew his ass missed me too.
I pulled back. “Colson” My voice begged for permission, and he nodded.
I slipped my hands beneath his shirt. I traced my fingertips against his abs. I teased him as I ghosted around his crotch, and the anticipation had him buckle against me. I couldn’t wait any longer. He watched me from his half-lidded lustful eyes.
I cupped him through his underwear when I was about to pull him out; his phone rang and he answered the call, and he swatted my hands away from him. I looked at him in embarrassment. I felt blood pool towards the back of my neck and ears.
“I thought-” I sat there confused.
“I don’t want you” he snapped and then continued the rest of his conversation on the phone.
I sat in faux shock, he left me on my knees, the position went from empowering to degrading in mere seconds. I can’t believe he rejected me...again.
I shriveled back to my seat. I left a huge space between Kells and me, it was getting bigger as the dismissive silence filled the emptiness in the car. I curled against the window facing away from him.
It didn’t occur to me that I was crying until I started sniffling.
Hot angry tears poured down my face.
I couldn’t stop it cos I was tired, hungry, and sexually frustrated. Every emotion hit me at once. I angrily wiped my tears away.
He looked at me oddly, “I have to go, I call so we can schedule the meeting”. He ended his call.
“Are you fuckin crying” he unsympathetically asked. I ignored him and smirked against the window trying not blow my cover.
“I don’t have time for you to be actin cranky, stop acting like a little girl, we are about to arrive on set in 30 minutes, you got about 5 minutes to stop your shit” he demanded.
He was so disrespectful. Someone needs to teach him on how to deal with a woman. This only made me cry “harder”.
He tried to pull me towards him, but I shrugged him off. “I don’t want you” I threw back in his face.
“Stop acting like a little bitch, I didn’t mean it that way baby, c’mere”
I shook my head.
He yanked me towards him, he whispered into the side of my head, “I’m sorry, please forgive me, I didn’t mean to make you cry” he kissed my wet cheek and then softly kissed my lips. “Even though you look so beautiful like this”
He then wiped my tears away. He kissed me again and tried to deepen the kiss but I turned my head away from him.
“Stop being difficult” he pulled my chin towards him and pressed his lips against mine. I eventually gave in and reciprocated his tongue motions.
Kells snaked his hands up my dress and he cupped my pussy and I couldn’t help my moan in anticipation. I always get what I want, I pressed myself closer to him wanting to feel more friction.
“I’m crazy for you know that,” He said into my lips.
“I give you whatever you want” he rubbed his fingers against my clit.
He lifted me to so I could straddle his lap.
“Wearing no panties, do you like when I have to punish you?”
Punish me? I’m gonna punish you sweetheart. Men are so weak and stupid.
He thrusts a finger inside me and tapped inside of my wall causing wetness to leak out, his lips traveled to my cleavage as he sucked on my puffy nipple, he bit on to it as I became a mess in his lap.
I threw my head back as I felt the build-up of my impending orgasm, I wanted him so bad. I whimpered at the loss of his fingers. He thrusted his soaked fingers into my mouth while he unzipped himself and thrusts his cock inside of me.
Tears fell because it felt so fucking good, his dick pistoled in and out of me, he hammered into me. After I sucked his fingers clean he grabbed my neck by the side and squeezed harder with each thrust. The visceral look in his eyes made me shake with lust.
With his other hand, he slapped my ass cheeks, I felt them throbbing. I was so close. His grip on my neck was tight and he carefully wiped my tears. I was a mess and I was crying for release, every synapse in my body was about to explode. The nerves were so sensitive, I was teetering on the edge, K roughly rubbed my clit.
“Stop, please I can’t” I said weakly.
Kells looked me in the eyes and rubbed faster. The feeling of pressure building between my legs and my stomach muscles tightening, I felt a tsunami of pleasure crash into me as I couldn’t control the noise or liquid that came out of me.
K’s dick was soaked with my juices. His hand on my clit didn’t move as I continued to cum.
“Isn’t this what you wanted” he sarcastically pointed out.
“Cum for me” Kells breathed against my neck as he bit my jugular.
I came harder as he rubbed my clit. I splashed his lap as I squirted and liquid pooled against the seat. I tried to catch my breath as sobs racked my body. I clung on to his body.
“Suck me off” Kells commanded, I obediently got down on my knees and swallowed him whole, as he held my head down.
Tears followed and sucked him to his base as he bobbed my head, hitting the back of my throat. I felt his dick throb and twitch before releasing in my mouth. He emptied his load down my throat and made sure I swallowed every drop.
He put himself back into his pants. I crawled to sit on his lap. I curled into him he wiped my tear streaked face.
“so beautiful”. He kissed brushed his tongue against mine and tasted himself.
Just you wait on what I got in store for you.
***********
He loved it when I cried for him, I know he was eating up the fact how distraught he had me feeling over the loss of his dick. Yet I always get what I wanted.
I still didn’t have enough of him.
His underwear sat right below his thick V cut. His abs were glistening with the baby oil I rubbed into his skin. I closed my eyes thinking about the last time he made me squirt before this morning, he had me squirting everywhere that night, it was such surprise to us, cos it was the first time it happened with just his dick, it probably had a lot to do with the fact I ate an edible and that shit kicked in heavy as fuck. It wouldn’t fuckin stop, it was like a water fountain.
Kells called me his fountain of youth after that. He always brought it up in public and no one else knows what the fuck he is talking about.
I barely shifted my hips so that my clit would rub against something giving me some release.
“Sash, you good” K asked.
I just nodded, kind of embarrassed cos I was caught.
“Imma need you to bring your A game. I want you to lick my stomach and shit, whatever feels right, when I give him the heads up, he’ll yell action, the scene will start. We doing B-Roll, so we gonna have to shoot 20 different sex scenes and shit, just in case I want to edit something different”
“This is a whole production” I laughed at him.
“I’m finna start filming when we alone so we can have more intimate moments like the one we had in the car this morning” he smirked.
I pushed him away. “You so nasty” I lick my lips at him.
“You love it” He pinched my ass.
“I do” I smiled at him.
“You ready” he looked at me and I nodded.
K gave a thumbs up to the director. The director yelled action, and slowly Kells came crawling to me, starting sucking my neck and kissing my chest. I forgot they were about 10 cameras on me and lights shining down, I started acting ambitious. I was gonna fuck with him a little and finally put my plan into action.I grinded my hips up to meet him and he barely flinched. He held my hips down and whispered into my ear.
“Don’t fuck with me” he said.
“Kiss me” I pouted back.
Kells pressed his plump lips to mine and I connected to his face roughly. I wanted him so badly I felt my clit throb. I wrapped my legs around his waist as he thrusted his hips into me. He was gonna get so mad at me for what I am about to do. I sneak my hand down his pants grab his dick and hear him lightly moan. He gives me a look of disbelief, I just give him a seductive smile.
“Behave” he mouths to me.
He pins both my wrists above my head, I am no longer in control. I guess he wants to play dirty. I flip him with my body weight so that I am straddling him.
I pin his hands down and he begins to laugh at me and I just kiss the tip of his nose. Out of nowhere he gets out of my hold and picks me up and sits me on top of his face. I never been this vulnerable in my life. He really is petty. I decide to twerk on his mouth, I could feel his wet tongue lap me over my lace panties.
I stand and face the opposite direction, instead of the headboard and continue twerking for him. I could tell he super distracted with my ass shaking in his face. I sneakily unclip my lace bra from the back. He still hasn’t noticed what I am about to do. I fling the bra on the floor. I feel him tense a little as he realizes everyone can see my breasts, and that there are recordings of me basically being a porn star.
I shake my ass some more and turn around to face Kells again, I put my black heel lightly on his crotch and drag it up slowly to his windpipe. I put a little pressure on him. I remove it once I feel I’ve emasculated him enough in front of our company. Once I pull my heel off his throat, I gracefully walk down from the bed and strut to the middle of the room, I stop once I know every camera can get a full view of me. K sits at the foot of the bed, I bend slowly so he could get the full view, and I slowly untie the flimsy g string that flossed my ass.
I toss it in his face, I slowly walk offset into my makeshift dressing room. I hear a lot of silence maybe cos I was running on pure adrenaline. I hear a loud cut, and Kells shouting. Then I hear his footsteps come into my dressing room with a red face. I don’t know if he is turned on or mad. I actually think I might be in trouble.
“Are you fucking crazy?”
I didn’t say anything to him, so I just shrugged.
He pulled me to his chest.
“You’re mine, who told you to do all of that, no one. You got me fucked up, no ones post to see you naked, you know I’m crazy. You got me looking stupid.”
I rolled my eyes at his dramatic ass.
“Well maybe if you didn’t disrespect me earlier in the car, I wouldn’t have to teach you how to respect me” I shot back.
“Don’t roll your eyes at me” He yelled.
“You can’t tell me what to do bitch” I pushed him away from me.
“Don’t call me a bitch, Sasha”
“Oh but you get to, I just think its funny how you think its cool to come with all that energy, especially to the one person, or should I say bitch, that puts up with your bullshit. You didn’t disrespect me before you started to put your dick in me, maybe we should go back to being just friends”
Maybe I did this on purpose cos I wanted him to declare it himself. Maybe I was acting out cos I wanted him to say it out loud, obviously, he couldn’t control his emotions when he was angry.
I knew he would feel some type of way. He paced around the room as I bit my lip.
I anticipated what he was going to do next. I’m always submissive, I blurred so many lines, that I am sure I got to him when I put my heel on his throat.
I let him pull me and bend me over the couch.
He wasted no time.
His dick thrusted inside of me without warning, and I had to hold my moan in, I felt K pull on to my hips as he hammered into my vagina, he slammed my pelvis into him. His roughness made my eyes roll to the back of my head. He was stroking my g-spot so repetitively he knew what he was about to do.
I felt my vagina contract uncontrollably around his dick. He hadn’t said a word to me yet, but this role-play was so fuckin hot, I couldn’t take it.
The more he swiveled his penis in the right angles, I felt a familiar sensation of release, my orgasm was so far away but I knew that I was about to release the fountain of youth.
“K, please stop, I am gonna make a mess, please stop” I begged him but he knew what he was doing on purpose.
The levee broke as I squirted all over him, uncontrollably. My thighs shook as my clit erected and streams of arousal splashed on to the couch, floor and Kells.
K flipped me on my back and started to play with my clit as he continued to thrust inside of me.
The next wave came harder and longer. The moment he completed one circle against my sensitive clit elicited pints of squirt.
I couldn’t stop squirting, it was splashing all over K’s chest and face.
Tears started to fall from my ducts out of pure pleasure, my clit was so sensitive. With each stroke, I could feel my stomach clenching, the muscles in my body were tightening, as the waves of pleasure began to build, and my walls pounded as my clit throbbed against Kells’ fingertips.
My pussy was making all types of water sounds, which I knew turned him on even more. His thrusts become erratic with every sound effect.
The building pressure was intensifying with continued combo of thrusts and friction against my clit, I felt my vagina contract harder and harder. His dick pushing into that button over and over and over. My body freezes and all I could feel was my soul floating. I’m moaning and squirting, Kells enters me again, thrusting as fast as possible, while my vagina is milking his dick.
Kells body twitched as he emptied himself inside of me. He pulled his thick throbbing cock out of my pulsating cunt. As I contracted, his cum seeped out of my tight apex. He rubbed the head spreading his cum around my clit, each time he rubbed against me I swear I was going into anaphylactic shock from being sensitive.
Kells entered me a few times, very slowly. I held him from pulling out and I looked into him, Kells patted my leg so that I could wrap my legs around him. When I did, he lifted me from the couch, so he could sit, as I lay on top of him, still attached. As he relaxed, he wiped the tears from my face and tiredly smiled at me.
“Are you gonna apologize to me” he cockily asked.
“I didn’t do anything wrong, that’s not my fault you have a weak male ego” I smiled into his neck.
“You knew that little stunt would’ve made me mad” he raised his eyebrow at me.
My shoulder began to shake into him as he joined me in laughter.
“Like I said I always get what I want and I wanted to fuck you again” I licked his jawline as he sighed into me.
“You could have asked nicely” He placed his hand on my hip.
“Where’s the fun in that” I spoke on the lips.
“So crazy” he whispered into my mouth, I swallowed his tongue. He started thrusting into me again, I gave him a throated moan. As he fucked me, it was a good ache and I didn’t want him to stop. I rocked back and forth in his lap as he thrust into my wetness ever so slowly.
“You feel so good” I threw my head back as I held on to his chest.
“You are loco” He grunted as his thrusts began to slow.
“Te gusto” I smirked at him.
Kells shook his head in laughter.
“C’mon girl, we need to get back on set” He slapped my butt as he pulled me off of his dick.
I groaned at the absence. He walked away to the bathroom, as I stretched out on the couch face down. I dozed off a little and heard the sound of my skin smacking against K’s hand, I gave him seductive moan knowing it would get a rise out him.
“I am tired, I need a nap” I mumbled into the sofa cushion.
“Take a quick shower and we need to film” he clapped his hands fast.
I got up and dragged myself to the bathroom complaining every chance I got.
“If you stop pouting, I’ll give you a massage as soon as we get home, okay” he promised and rubbed my back. He gave me a kiss.
“I don’t have a choice” I yell after him as he walks out.
I pulled it together and promised myself I wouldn’t sabotage him. The quicker were done, the faster I could be with him naked. That was the only thing getting me through the day. Surprisingly enough, I got through different scenes, acting in different positions in the bed.
It was so hot watching the playback. Kells sucked my nipples in one of the sex scenes. He wanted a documentary style for his visual album. I was doing B-roll of random things, singing while cooking, me combing my hair in the bathroom, there was even a shower scene, where I was pretty naked but the fog, stream of water coming down my body and shots of parts of my baby oil soaked body were artistically filmed where it didn’t look too revealing.
Once we were done, I changed into one of Kell’s oversized tour merch shirts. I threw on some slides. I took some Clorox wipes and sanitized the faux leather couch we fucked on. I felt a little bad. I also picked up the towels on the floor and threw them into the dirty pile. Kells walked in as I was getting my stuff together.
“Ready” He said in a sing-song voice. I nodded.
I looked up and he was making the face at me. I rolled my eyes cos he knew exactly what he was doing. As we walked to the escalade hand in hand he kept making the face at me.
“What” he said already picking up my facial expressions.
“I hate when you make that face at me” I said in low breath.
“What face” He says facetiously as we get to the car with a shit eating grin.
“I know what you’re trying to do” He lets out an airy laugh as he opens the door for me. We both get in.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about” he laughs at me as he feigns innocence.
“The horny face Colson!” I accuse him.
“What me?” he says almost as if he is appalled.
“You know I can’t say no to you” I whine and immediately give up.
“I’m not even offering anything” he looks at me so sexily again and licks his lips.
“Stop it” I smacked his arm.
“That’s just how my face is,” He tells the driver to go to the house with his studio.
“What about my massage?” I pout.
“I have something better in mind” He winks.
He pulls up the partition.
“Why did you pull the partition-”
Kells attacks my mouth and pulls away.
“I want to eat you out, think of it as my apology for making you work so hard and also not giving you the massage that you deserve baby”
“Let me make you feel good” he licked his lips as he got down to the floor and spread my legs.
“No panties” He smirked at me.
“I’m all about easy access” I smiled at him.
“I’ve been wanting to taste you since this morning,” he says with a thick voice.
He kissed my thighs. He gave me that look again, I swear, his powder blue eyes made me forget where I was.
Sometimes his stare intimidated me during these moments because I wanted to be sexy for him and not let him down, it was almost as if he knew this, I didn’t know how he did it but with one look, he gave me friendship, safety, and reassurance. With one of his looks, I knew he could eventually hurt me. It was only inevitable.
I felt raw and vulnerable. I saw him for who he was. He was going to eat me alive. When he looked in my eyes, he almost made me forget that he didn’t love me. When he looked at me, I felt pieces of myself attach to him. I felt so connected to him. I never wanted to leave. I know eventually, he’ll stop looking at me that way. When he does it, he will take parts of me that I will never get back.
I wish he would never leave me, I wish he was more in love with me than I was in love with him. Maybe I should just enjoy him for what he is before he comes to his senses. I can’t make him love me, but I sure as hell was gonna try.
***********
Kells was in another recording booth since he wanted his new song to be a surprise. So I went outside by the pool to smoke by myself in the cool LA air. The more smoke I inhaled the more I began to trip. I mean these thoughts of doubting myself were always there but so much louder when I was alone.
All of the shiny things Kells said and did for me didn’t make me up for the fact that he wasn’t in love with. He disguised fucking as love. He hid behind the fact that he loved sex with me, that he loved me in a way a brother or friend would.
My inner mantra screamed at me all day that he didn’t love me, yet I spread my legs for him every chance I got. It felt great but I hated myself so much after. No bullshit, was he doing this just for me? Was I pity fuck? A placeholder until he found someone else better. Or at least until he gets bored? I can't fuck him into loving me.
Why was I giving my all to someone who didn’t even want me like that? I am waiting for him to pull the plug. After this there’s not much I can do, all I can do right now is love him, wait and pray. And if it doesn't end the way I want it to, I’ll still be his friend and I’ll stop trying. I can’t stop loving him though.
I don’t want to stop fighting for him, he was worth it. I mean if it was any indication we were so good together, well when it came to sex. I will have to face the truth eventually. I hate being alone cos I can’t block the nagging bitch in my head telling me I was his last choice, that he is settling for me.
I feel like I will never be enough for someone like him. The judgment day will come and it will break me cos good things never happen to people like me. Eventually, I will succumb to every dark thought I’ve ever had about us. With him I still felt alive, but when he tells me how he truly feels, I know deep down I won’t have anything left to live for if he no longer wants me.
It’s hard to love someone like me. I can’t even love me. I love a man who is emotionally unavailable. Well only emotionally unavailable when it comes to me.
I won’t be able to love him for the both of us.
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Butch Fight
Dedicated to Sheba
Sometimes I think I purposely put myself in situations I could have clearly avoided. I always do then think instead of thinking then do. By the time I realized I had made a decision using my second head it was already too late lol. I met this girl at KFC one summer who told me she was a Lesbian and wanted to try a dick for a change 😏. Of course I recommended my dick. I’ve never fucked a lesbian before so why let this pass. Apple was seeing someone at the time so there was nothing holding me back. We exchanged numbers and headed our separate ways. The entire drive home I kept smiling; it was as if I won the lotto. For weeks we texted and MMS. She’d send the sexiest pictures and texted the wildest things. Whenever she wasn’t around her family or girlfriend we’d jerk off to trash talk till we fell asleep.
She spent most that summer in Kingston so I didn’t see her until back to school. This chick was in 6th form and so was her girlfriend. We made plans for her to come see me that weekend but her girlfriend was playing security so that didn’t work out. I received several messages to stay away but no girl was gonna stop me from getting some. Imagine a Kelly Rowland face on Nicki Minaj body; that’s how Saniya looked. Everybody wanted her but that damn girlfriend of hers was getting on my nerve. She was a living double 6 lol. No matter how hard I tried she was always there to block me. I went as far as inviting her on a beach trip for Heroes Weekend and her girlfriend decided she wanted to come too. This girl wasn’t gonna give up easily; I guess that’s what made me push even harder. I tried everything possible that day but I was unsuccessful. I decided I was gonna give up and leave this girl alone. Too much drama for one girl. I met another hot chick at the beach that day and decided I was gonna chill with her instead; I had lost all hope in Saniya. I told her I didn’t know how to swim and believe it or not she was willing enough to teach. The entire time she was teaching I was focused on her perfect little tits. Just a mouth full of goodness sitting in her bra. I drooled while I sucked them off in my mind. My dick was like a swordfish pointing at her in the water. She had the audacity to say I was staring at her breast this whole time, how could she lol. I denied it, acting like I didn’t wanna run circles on her nipples.
Beach girl: Be honest, do you like my breast?
Me: Now that I’m looking they do look yummy 😋
Beach girl: Ok. Did you come alone?
Me: I came with my friends
Beach girl: Me too. I wanna hit the club later, you wanna come?
Me: Sure.
After all, there was no reason not to go. Saniya’s stupid girlfriend was playing security anyway so I decided I’d go with her. We took a shower together in the wash area and got ready. I could see the jealousy on Saniya’s face; she looked as if she wanted to kill her girlfriend.
Beach girl: You wanna come to the club with us?
Saniya: Sure I’d love to come.
Of course, Sheba tagged along too, she knew I wanted to fuck Saniya and she wasn’t having it. We stopped at KFC first for some food and I ended up getting more girls to tag along. Excluding Sheba, I was the only guy to nine girls. An orgy was the first thing that crossed my mind, I would be a king if I pulled it off.
We pooled together and ordered a few bottles when we got to the club. I took some weed from my weed bag and some cigars I had brought for the trip. The club was lit. Luckily and unfortunately for me, I was the service bull. These girls got out of control. Girls to the front, girls to the side and girls to the back. Selector kept “bigging” me up all night, we even got more drinks on the house. I rubbed Saniya till my dick was hard enough to push down a wall. What Sheba didn’t realize was, I had my hands right on her buff the entire time and while doing that beach girl was busy humping my leg lol. This made me super horny. By the time I started dancing with beach girl my dick was already stretched across to my pocket.
Beach girl: Follow me to the bathroom please, I need to pee.
I followed her cause I wanted to take a leak myself. By the time I started serving hot beer she came up behind me and held it.
Beach girl: Can I shake it for you?
Me: Sure
Who wouldn’t have said yes?. 😆. She got her shake and started to stroke it gently. Her hands were soft and moist as if she had soaked them in Shea butter. Under the influence, it felt so much like a deep massage. She turned me around and stroked it even harder while biting her lips.
Beach girl: I would suck it but I don’t know you that well to just suck it like this. Do you have a condom?
I pulled a pack from my weed bag in such a haste my phone fell and cracked. She rolled it slowly with one hand while stroking with the other. This girl was a pro. She pulled me in the toilet area and sat on top of it; gently she grabbed my nuts and rolled them in her hands like dice. I could have sworn I was gonna get a blowjob but she bent over for me to water her garden. We fucked for about five minutes before I came lol. She was so frisky on the pipe I couldn’t help but blow a fuse. She had already had several orgasms before I did but still didn’t want me to stop and as much as I wanted to go again I had to leave; the bus was ready.
Saniya and Sheba slept in my bed that night but I was way too exhausted to even try anything. I made them a big breakfast that morning trying to win Sheba’s trust. It would seem she swallowed it while eating because she got ready the instant she finished eating. Fuck her, lol I didn’t need her to get Saniya anyway. We texted day and night making plans that never worked. Everything seemed to be a waste of time. Just when I decided this was the end of us I ended up at a “dead yard” next to her house. I couldn’t decide if I was lucky or just at the right place at the right time lol. This was redemption day for her and hump day for me. She sneaked me in her house while her parents were next door and by the time we got to her room, she was naked. This chick wasted no time. She even accidentally tore my shirt while taking it off. She was so anxious she came long before I introduced her to the candy stick. I slowly kissed her while rubbing on her clit; she moaned and groaned and stroked my dick. By the time I stuck my finger in she was soaked. Her cum was dripping from fingers. I rubbed my dick on her entrance then slapped her pussy with it several times. She literally begged me to fuck her. I kept sliding the head in and taking it out to rub it on her clit again, she shook like an earthquake. Finally, I pushed it; deep breaths and tight holds. She squeezed me every move I moved and whenever I asked if I should stop she told me to shut up lol. For the first in her life she was getting a real dick and from her reaction she was loving it. The condom broke and by the time I could put another on someone started calling.
Saniya…….. Saniya…… where are you?
Her dad was calling her 🙄 just as I got it on. I grabbed my stuff and ducked under the bed. He came in and she pretended she was sleeping so he didn’t stay for long. I fucked her all night long, trying to fuck her brain straight. Whenever she needed a break she’d suck the candy then start again. No matter how much she cried she wanted more dick. At one point I sunk her head in the pillow with her back arched and drove her like a hammer hitting a nail; I gave her dick for days. She could hardly wake up to let me out in the morning lol. I had given her a trophy fuck and opened her appetite. She had now realized what she was missing, a piece of rubber and a stiff tongue ain’t all there is to life.
We fucked several times after and they were all epic. We started having sex so often I had forgotten she had a girlfriend. Grand market night I took her out with my friends to party like animals but I got the surprise of a lifetime. The party was booming and mostly girls songs were playing; we were “vibing” to a song when someone pushed me. I’m the kinda guy who escalates real quick without a sight of hesitation and I took bulshit from no body. To my surprise it was Sheba, she had come for Saniya.
Sheba: I told you to leave my girlfriend alone and you didn’t hear. It didn’t have to come to this.
Me: Go home, she’s happy with me
Sheba: shut the fuck up
She stood there arguing for a while but I wasn’t even giving her the time of day. “Dem seh trouble no set up like rain”, and I witness that parable that day. She attacked me with a Rumbar quart bottle and if my reflexes were slow I’d probably be dead. This girl was determined to get her girlfriend back but Saniya decided she wasn’t going anywhere. She hurled bottles at us which caused people to scatter like shots were firing. I ain’t the kind of guy to hit a girl but this girl was no fucking girl. She was big and built as if she lived in the gym. Her hands were just as big as mine so this was no David and Goliath fight. I stared at him with my temper in my head and told him ima kill him if he don’t chill the fuck out. Saniya told her then and there it’s over and that’s when shit got real. She attacked me again with a bottle and we started fighting. We fought like two men in the middle of the party, right hands thrown across the face, kicks like she was playing Rambo in an action movie. All this time the fight was going on I was defending myself, not a chance to throw a punch. My shield up like a boxer because this chick had cornered me like a Pussy 🤣. She made one mistake and I punched her/him in the face landing her on her back. She stood up again but staggered away to the ground. She was knocked the fuck out and I had to rush with her to the hospital 🤦♂. The same girl who was just trying to kill me for her girlfriend. Sigh 😔. I felt bad because I didn’t wanna have to knock her out, at least not like that 🤣.
The doctor couldn’t believe I knocked her out with my bare hands as she took a while to come to. My face was the first she saw when she opened her eyes, and I could see the surrender on her face; she had finally given up. I told her I was sorry for what went down and I also told Saniya to go back to her cause obviously she was willing to die for her even though she was “dickmatized”. Sheba and I eventually became friends. She allowed me to fuck Saniya as a peace treaty and even brought other girls from time to time. Not how I had imagined it but it was a win-win. Who was I to complain? Life threw me lemons and I made lemonade.
Life is worth living. You only get one, so live it to best.
“Sheba, big up yuh self mi g. Years we no touch the road. Soon link up and hold a vybz”
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If you haven't listened to this man's podcast Dungeons and Daddies please do.
it's 3am and anthony burch showed up on my tiktok fyp (courtesy of his spouse) and i was like genuinely so confused for a second tbh it was greatly unexpected anyways here's anthony being anthony
#'i never eat pussy i never suck dick i only hit walls with a hammer' is forever in my brain now#dungeons and daddies#anthony burch#dndads#funnies
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[Video description: A TikTok video showing a man carelessly and inefficiently swinging the clawed end of a hammer at a section of drywall, which has a large and jagged hole in it. The caption reads, "Our roof leaked and our contractor said to open our wall and place a fan by it until they could get there later." Deadpan, he sings to the beat of his hammering, "--manly things, like hitting this wall with a haaaaaammer. I never eat pussy, I never suck dick, I only hit walls with a haaaaaaaammer." End description.]
it's 3am and anthony burch showed up on my tiktok fyp (courtesy of his spouse) and i was like genuinely so confused for a second tbh it was greatly unexpected anyways here's anthony being anthony
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